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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Coach is Back! on February 22, 2012, 09:05:23 AM
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Help wanted: Need trainer for national chain. Must be able to count to 10 backwards. Own your own clipboard a plus. Must have complete understanding of 1995 training principles. Able to spot a bench and yell, "It's all you bro!" a job necessity. Should be a master of circuit training since that is all we have. Skin tight shirts, Lycra shorts and your own Tupperware for meals is a must. Self righteous arrogant attitude helpful but will train. Any fans of Cosgrove, Coach Dos, Durkin or Boyle need not apply and if you can spell Verstegen you are entirely too smart for the job. Apply in person and bring proof of online certification.
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Get off your high fucking horse.
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Help wanted: Need trainer for national chain. Must be able to count to 10 backwards. Own your own clipboard a plus. Must have complete understanding of 1995 training principles. Able to spot a bench and yell, "It's all you bro!" a job necessity. Should be a master of circuit training since that is all we have. Skin tight shirts, Lycra shorts and your own Tupperware for meals is a must. Self righteous arrogant attitude helpful but will train. Any fans of Cosgrove, Coach Dos, Durkin or Boyle need not apply and if you can spell Verstegen you are entirely too smart for the job. Apply in person and bring proof of online certification.
Would it help if the person is a certified crossfit trainer?
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Get off your high fucking horse.
To be fair, I didn't write it. It was a post from Thomas Plummer from FB. Thought is pretty funny ;D
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what are 1995 training principles and why should anyone care
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is this some kind of new way to recruit schmoes for a gay fest?
:-X :-X
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Isn't that what you do, Coach?
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Finally! My dream job!! haha good one Coach.
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How much does this job pay? Do I get 401k? ;D
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what is this world becoming!!
No ability of flippin' tires at parking lot required ???