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Title: Need a trainer for a national chain!
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 22, 2012, 09:05:23 AM
Help wanted: Need trainer for national chain. Must be able to count to 10 backwards. Own your own clipboard a plus. Must have complete understanding of 1995 training principles. Able to spot a bench and yell, "It's all you bro!" a job necessity. Should be a master of circuit training since that is all we have. Skin tight shirts, Lycra shorts and your own Tupperware for meals is a must. Self righteous arrogant attitude helpful but will train. Any fans of Cosgrove, Coach Dos, Durkin or Boyle need not apply and if you can spell Verstegen you are entirely too smart for the job. Apply in person and bring proof of online certification.
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: Jaime on February 22, 2012, 09:07:13 AM
Get off your high fucking horse.
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: Krankenstein on February 22, 2012, 09:07:54 AM
Help wanted: Need trainer for national chain. Must be able to count to 10 backwards. Own your own clipboard a plus. Must have complete understanding of 1995 training principles. Able to spot a bench and yell, "It's all you bro!" a job necessity. Should be a master of circuit training since that is all we have. Skin tight shirts, Lycra shorts and your own Tupperware for meals is a must. Self righteous arrogant attitude helpful but will train. Any fans of Cosgrove, Coach Dos, Durkin or Boyle need not apply and if you can spell Verstegen you are entirely too smart for the job. Apply in person and bring proof of online certification.

Would it help if the person is a certified crossfit trainer?
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 22, 2012, 09:09:45 AM
Get off your high fucking horse.

To be fair, I didn't write it. It was a post from Thomas Plummer from FB. Thought is pretty funny ;D
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 22, 2012, 09:13:23 AM
what are 1995 training principles and why should anyone care
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: Schmoff on February 22, 2012, 09:15:09 AM
is this some kind of new way to recruit schmoes for a gay fest?

 :-X :-X
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 22, 2012, 09:40:47 AM
Isn't that what you do, Coach?
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Post by: BiGHer on February 22, 2012, 10:49:06 AM
Finally!  My dream job!! haha good one Coach.
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: JAM on February 22, 2012, 12:26:48 PM
How much does this job pay?  Do I get 401k?   ;D
Title: Re: HELP WANTED!!
Post by: mass243 on February 22, 2012, 12:33:22 PM


what is this world becoming!!

No ability of flippin' tires at parking lot required  ???