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Title: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 12:29:24 PM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Cashfan on February 22, 2012, 12:35:29 PM
Do you really think a bodybuilding board is the best place to ask this question?  The only oil we know about here is the kind we shoot into our delts or slather on BB's (male or female) asses.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 12:40:22 PM
Do you really think a bodybuilding board is the best place to ask this question?  The only oil we know about here is the kind we shoot into our delts or slather on BB's (male or female) asses.

yes, this is the best place
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barr
Post by: Yev33 on February 22, 2012, 12:44:05 PM
Just out of curiosity, how do you have access to crude oil?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barr
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 12:48:47 PM
Just out of curiosity, how do you have access to crude oil?


I don't even see that as part of the problem. I'm sure with just a few phone calls I will get the details of how to acquire it.


Remember, just a couple of barrels should last "a while"

Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 22, 2012, 12:51:38 PM
You need an oil refinery....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG/800px-Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG)



Hope this helps....
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: mass243 on February 22, 2012, 12:53:56 PM


It's most probably not easy if you want to make gasoline you can use in modern motors without ruining your car.

All the chemicals that are added in the process... all the refining itself.......

You should be able to "take out" the sulfur, be able to distillate the mix, handle the byproducts - mainly gases ....
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Voland on February 22, 2012, 12:54:48 PM
Build a water engine in your car.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 12:56:59 PM
A brain would be the first necessity.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 01:01:15 PM
You need an oil refinery....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG/800px-Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG)



Hope this helps....

of cause  ::), but since I only do it on such a small scale it should be doable in your own home, I'm thinking moonshine distillation type setup in the kitchen
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 01:04:42 PM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?
If you really want to make gas at home. Look into biodiesel.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 01:05:37 PM
(http://boozeblogger.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bathtub-gin-cagney.jpg)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: no one on February 22, 2012, 01:08:30 PM
A brain would be the first necessity.

LOL!
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 22, 2012, 01:11:11 PM
Ask Goodrum he says he is going to become self sufficient.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: B_B_C on February 22, 2012, 01:12:03 PM
By the sounds of your post there is more than adequate natural gas seaping from you, perhaps a bit of Hydraulic fracturing might work. Somebody like Suckmymind will have all the relevant plumbing details
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 01:19:33 PM
If you really want to make gas at home. Look into biodiesel.



as you were typing this I was actually looking into just that. but I need a car that takes E85 fuel. I wonder if a regular gasoline engine can handle it? after studying the matter a few minutes, I think so. with some modification to he fuel to raise the octane just a tad.

Perhaps  a mixture of alcohole, hydrogen peroxide and a dab of cheap vegetable oil 95 octane explosions can be achieved. that's all we really need, a liquid with the right octane that is not corrosive! anybody ever thought of that?


THE WHOLE CRUDE OIL INDUSTRY IS LIKELY JUST A FUCKING SCAM!
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 01:25:01 PM

as you were typing this I was actually looking into just that. but I need a car that takes E85 fuel. I wonder if a regular gasoline engine can handle it? after studying the matter a few minutes, I think so. with some modification to he fuel to raise the octane just a tad.

Perhaps  a mixture of alcohole, hydrogen peroxide and a dab of cheap vegetable oil 95 octane explosions can be achieved. that's all we really need, a liquid with the right octane that is not corrosive! anybody ever thought of that?


THE WHOLE CRUDE OIL INDUSTRY IS LIKELY JUST A FUCKING SCAM!
I hope you're joking. Never never put diesel in a gas car.2 very different engine types. It with gel up and fuck your car up.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Polish Power on February 22, 2012, 01:31:17 PM
Actually you can put diesel in a gas engine just not gas in a diesel. Or if you have a diesel just use vegetable oils.

I hope you're joking. Never never put diesel in a gas car.2 very different engine types. It with gel up and fuck your car up.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on February 22, 2012, 01:32:19 PM
Make sure you drink some antifreeze while making it. It's an excellent relaxant, and you need to chill and focus. Wouldn't want any explosions or anything.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 01:35:09 PM
I hope you're joking. Never never put diesel in a gas car.2 very different engine types. It with gel up and fuck your car up.

oh hell no, it aint diesel man. e85 is ethanol which is biodiesel. see? I think biodiesel might work in a regular car but it damages the engine over time due to being so corrosive. All we need to do is modify the corrosives and octane and we are good to go because biodiesel is doable in your own home which was the point!

Or why not come up with a non corrosive blend of your own as I mentioned? just the right blend of cheap explosives like alcohol, glycerine, vegetable oil and hydrogen peroxide. somebody must have thought of this before
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: _bruce_ on February 22, 2012, 01:35:41 PM
You'll need a lot of space and big dough to build your little refinery.
There are more than a dozen techniques to apply each requiring adequate apparatus.
On top of that the whole ordeal creates highly explosive material... which is the main reason you can use the stuff...

...overall a huge nonsense.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 01:36:19 PM
Or why not come up with a non corrosive blend of your own as I mentioned?
Whip us up a batch sparky!
::)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 01:42:14 PM
You'll need a lot of space and big dough to build your little refinery.
There are more than a dozen techniques to apply each requiring adequate apparatus.
On top of that the whole ordeal creates highly explosive material... which is the main reason you can use the stuff...

...overall a huge nonsense.



so why don't we just start our own non profit petrol company?  instead of buying it from the damn assholes?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: B_B_C on February 22, 2012, 01:49:56 PM

so why don't we just start our own non profit petrol company?  instead of buying it from the damn assholes?

and what will you do with all the empty barrel?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: GBLurker on February 22, 2012, 01:53:30 PM
Just filter the crude using a coffee filter and then add some of  supps from danta and son for that extra milage  ;)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: _bruce_ on February 22, 2012, 01:54:06 PM

so why don't we just start our own non profit petrol company?  instead of buying it from the damn assholes?

Cost, toxicity and if you get it running you'll get a visit by the police -> lots of smoke - day and night + groundwater pollution.

Buy a bike.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 02:07:17 PM
Actually you can put diesel in a gas engine just not gas in a diesel. Or if you have a diesel just use vegetable oils.

no you cant. One of my grandmother's drivers did that shit to her car. Fucked it up.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: GBLurker on February 22, 2012, 02:10:23 PM

so why don't we just start our own non profit petrol company?  instead of buying it from the damn assholes?

Oil goes way back and is 'old money', they would never allow a new entrant in... even if that wern't the case you would still need a shit load  of money to start up
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: tbombz on February 22, 2012, 02:14:47 PM
Just filter the crude using a coffee filter and then add some of  supps from danta and son for that extra milage  ;)
  ;D now thats bodybuilding forum advice right there !  ;D
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: MikMaq on February 22, 2012, 02:18:09 PM
Lol only a baffoon would think this makes a lick of sense, sure if you got a load of money to waste on a home refinery it can be done, but you'd pay 200 dollars a gallon if so.

What next wanna make a microprocessor in your back yard.

This kind of shit is dependent a civlizations worth of engineers/specialist who by themselves couldn't do shit, one jackoff with a garage ain't gonna pull it.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rami on February 22, 2012, 02:22:52 PM
Cost, toxicity and if you get it running you'll get a visit by the police -> lots of smoke - day and night + groundwater pollution.

Buy a bike.

generally a good idea. globalists however have extreme intelligence and knowledge about us.

with propaganda and prices they turn your own body into refineries of caloric intake to the energy output when riding bike or walking for transport.  I only want to use my physical being for the things I comprise on my own intellectual plane, not what they manipulate you into doing. and so transport must be done by way of technology.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: no one on February 22, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Whip us up a batch sparky!
::)

 ;D
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: tommywishbone on February 22, 2012, 05:47:34 PM
A brain would be the first necessity.

That counts me out too.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barr
Post by: Yev33 on February 22, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
Wow the ignorance here is rampant.

First of all E-85 is not biodiesel, it's a mixture of gasoline and ethanol. Ethanol is corn alcohol, and since years back the US government subsidized corn farming, people were figuring out shit they  can make out of it since the US can produce so much of it.

And you can't put diesel in a gas car just like you can't put gas in a diesel car. Do you guys have even a remote clue on how an internal combustion engine works and the difference between a gas and a diesel engine? You have any clue the diffrence between diesel and gasoline? Any of you ever seen and touch diesel fuel?

Now if you had a shot at refining your own crude oil, you would be more likely to do it with diesel . Gasoline requires a much greater refining process than diesel fuel.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: rotaryfan on February 22, 2012, 10:03:37 PM
Yes, yes... all very good points here!!!  The real question, though, is after the conversion, WILL IT DRIFT?  ;D
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: rotaryfan on February 22, 2012, 10:05:29 PM
seriously though, this sounds like a house fire waiting to happen. And you would probably be recipient of many municipal fines for environmental damage, pollution and what not. Not worth the time/money spent to even try.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 22, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
If you really want to make gas at home. Look into biodiesel.


x2

You can make it off of deep fryer grease 8)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 22, 2012, 10:31:24 PM
Two things that will get you killed (while looking like an accident) are messing with the Hierarchy's gas money and curing cancer ;)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Yev33 on February 22, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
seriously though, this sounds like a house fire waiting to happen. And you would probably be recipient of many municipal fines for environmental damage, pollution and what not. Not worth the time/money spent to even try.

Everybody wants to be  an oil man, but don't nobody wanna blow up they own house !
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Rhino on February 23, 2012, 01:33:10 AM
i heard you can put fryer greese in a diesel engine. like the crap in greese traps. is that true?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: seCrawler on February 23, 2012, 03:02:56 AM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?

here's my wild guess:  there are some people with land, because you don't want to do this in a neighborhood.  they have storage capabilities and know Bill or Bob who has a transport/tanker company.  maybe a tanker stops by once a month or so on their land, and a driver unloads 400-500 gallons on their property for reduced cost and a nice under the table fee.  with millions of gallons being transported, i'm sure these type of under-the-table deals occur, especially in the deep south.  i guess the first thing is to get some land, and buddy up with a corrupt exec who's company transports for shell and chevron.  they do this in 3rd world countries, and first world countries are just as down low once they take their makeup off.   
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: sync pulse on February 23, 2012, 04:19:12 AM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?
A degree in organic chemistry/chemical engineering...
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: sync pulse on February 23, 2012, 04:21:00 AM
Build a water engine in your car.

Thermodynamically moot...no potential energy in water unless it is falling from a great height...
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: sync pulse on February 23, 2012, 04:23:02 AM
Actually you can put diesel in a gas engine just not gas in a diesel. Or if you have a diesel just use vegetable oils.


No you cannot...
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: aesthetics on February 23, 2012, 04:24:39 AM
try drinking it. your kidneys will filtr the cude oil, trust me, that's how they do it at the refineries.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Red Hook on February 23, 2012, 05:06:17 AM
It will be productive for you to convert your car use vegetable oil!

http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2009-09/taking-chances

you can go around to local restaurants and ask them to give it you their "old oil" instead of throwing it out as they normally do
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: sync pulse on February 23, 2012, 05:13:25 AM
Many restaurants already have the fatty acids picked up to made into soap...
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 23, 2012, 07:07:02 AM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?


Its easier to make diesel fuel than to make gasoline.  That's why I'm buying a truck with a diesel engine for.  I can easily make it from used vegetable oil or used motor oil. 
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: DBX on February 23, 2012, 07:09:20 AM

Its easier to make diesel fuel than to make gasoline.  That's why I'm buying a truck with a diesel engine for.  I can easily make it from used vegetable oil or used motor oil. 
you should try creating an engine that runs on all the sperm you pump out of queen vissy's dick
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 23, 2012, 07:10:38 AM
you should try creating an engine that runs on all the sperm you pump out of queen vissy's dick

You should find someone who cares what you have to say.... ::)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline out of raw oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Natural Man on February 23, 2012, 07:16:45 AM
You need an oil refinery....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG/800px-Anacortes_Refinery_31911.JPG)



Hope this helps....

LOL....
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 23, 2012, 07:20:09 AM
In any event, there's two types of diesel you can make....biodiesel fuel which is from vegetable oil or Black diesel which is from used motor oil.  Black diesel is actually a lot easier to make and more available as oil changes are the most common thing done to cars and those places will give you barrels of used motor oil for free as long as you haul it away compared to them having to pay for its disposal.

The process is pretty simple.  You filter both oils, add a few additives, mix, and its ready to rumble

Here is some sites you can go to.  Kits are very cheap and inexpensive

http://www.oiltofuel.com

http://www.homebiodieselkits.com
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 23, 2012, 08:44:21 AM
Refining crude oil into gasoline in your garage sounds safe.  Just ask an Arab country, russian or Venezuela to UPS you a barrel or two.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2012, 08:44:43 AM

Its easier to make diesel fuel than to make gasoline.  That's why I'm buying a truck with a diesel engine for.  I can easily make it from used vegetable oil or used motor oil. 
Are you saying that you might grow vegetables and use the oil Diesel Fuel as part of your plan to be self sufficient?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 23, 2012, 09:06:19 AM
Are you saying that you might grow vegetables and use the oil Diesel Fuel as part of your plan to be self sufficient?

Well, the production of biodiesel not only allows you to power your vehicles but the byproduct of making it is glycerin and you can use that waste product to make soap.  However, I would not grow vegetables just for the purpose of making biodiesel because it would require too much product for little return.  Methane production would be better.
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: bradistani on February 23, 2012, 09:12:48 AM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?

probably not without killing yourself..

convert your car to run of used vegetable oil  ???  cheap and easy to do
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: DBX on February 23, 2012, 12:49:01 PM
You should find someone who cares what you have to say.... ::)
HAHAHAHAHAHA look whos talking
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: wes on February 23, 2012, 12:51:20 PM
Three pagers for this thread as if this idiot is actually gonna` make some fucking gasoline in his fucking kitchen!
::)
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2012, 01:04:53 PM
Three pagers for this thread as if this idiot is actually gonna` make some fucking gasoline in his fucking kitchen!
::)


settle down stud, its obvious with the guy-dance with goodrum we now know for sure what is possible. that is the beauty of getbig
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: bike nut on February 23, 2012, 01:26:10 PM
This guy makes his own motorcycle race fuel from chicken byproducts....seems pretty successful to date.

http://bwfuel.com/index.php

Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Loc on February 23, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
Dude... Just start cycling to work if money is that tight
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: tommywishbone on February 23, 2012, 09:43:15 PM
How is the home refining going? Any gasolne yet?
Title: Re: What do I need to make my own gasoline from crude oil that I buy by the barrel?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 23, 2012, 10:11:38 PM
Is there a simple process in making gasoline out of raw oil to fill up the car, or is this illegal as in making your own alcohol, since I wouldn't pay taxes?

Anybody else doing this or been considering this?

If you do it, so it outside the US. If you do that Obama is sure to buy it.