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Title: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 24, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
i mean its just such a disgusting act, no matter how much you try to 'not think about it' and pretend your a civilized, respectable, clean cut higher life form, the fact is is that that steaming pile of coiled forest-green snakes sitting in the bowl came out of you , as did the rotting meat odor  filling the room. you had to clean the shit off your ass with handfuls of wadded up paper. then you pull up your pants, wash your hands and stroll back into the office as if nothing just happened, as if you didnt just create that atrocity in the restroom a few yards away.
i feel like i lose a little bit of humanity and dignity everytime i go make a shit. its like it reminds you that you are really nothing more than a stinking monkey type animal.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: A Professional on February 24, 2012, 10:11:17 PM
Yes.
That is why I have adopted the Islamic practice of washing my asshole each time I take a shit. It's much more sanitary than rubbing toilet paper and smearing it around your ass.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: NeilGM on February 24, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
I like to wash my ass also, toilet paper is not all its "cracked" up to be lol
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: TonyAlva on February 24, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
wtf  I always feel a strong sense of accomplishmnet when I take a huge steaming crap.... making a mental note of the effort (or lack there of) required the size, duration etc??
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: HTexan on February 25, 2012, 11:19:52 AM
wtf? people and their mental issues. Everyone shits.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: HTexan on February 25, 2012, 12:22:17 PM
That first post is hilarious.

I use charmin wipes.  Them mother fuckers will have you feelin like you just showered.  Any others are imitators.  Them mother fuckin wipes are flushable and can fit in your pocket. 

Two to three wet wipes and one swipe wit the dry paper ad you got a real pep in your step again my man.

Can't imagine working in an office and having no wet wipes.  Fuck it's like marinating in your own shit mixed with ball sweat for hours.  Holy shit do chicks sit there in there own pussy juice mixed with shit sweat? I'm gonna throw up.  No wonder they never shit.

Muslims wash their asshole after they shit every time?  Where?  Do you hold it until you're near a sink even though you're in the desert or mountains or some shit. There are some remote places with a lot of Muslims.   
no, they dont even wash their hand. The wipe with the left and eat with the right.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: Butterbean on February 25, 2012, 12:36:41 PM


If girls pooped the answer would be no.




Toxic avenger and Decide approved.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: tbombz on February 25, 2012, 12:40:18 PM
only a male would think something like this.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: A Professional on February 25, 2012, 03:00:08 PM
no, they dont even wash their hand. The wipe with the left and eat with the right.

What makes you think they don't wash their hand? That's retarded. How do you wash you ass in the shower? Your hand. There's no difference.
I don't care about what remote muslims do; I'm talking about those that live in the cities. There are remote people in Appalachia so what's your point?
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: HTexan on February 25, 2012, 10:03:52 PM
What makes you think they don't wash their hand? That's retarded. How do you wash you ass in the shower? Your hand. There's no difference.
I don't care about what remote muslims do; I'm talking about those that live in the cities. There are remote people in Appalachia so what's your point?

roaming the desert no water.
and lol really? ::) ::) the difference is in the shower you have soap and RUNNING water.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 26, 2012, 08:27:53 PM
Funniest post I've read in a long time, haha.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: dustin on February 26, 2012, 08:40:30 PM
As fucked up as it is to participate in a thread about this, I prefer to shave, shit and then shower. If I have to shit any other time I wipe that mother fucker so clean you could just about eat off of it. ;D
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: HTexan on February 26, 2012, 08:47:32 PM
As fucked up as it is to participate in a thread about this, I prefer to shave, shit and then shower. If I have to shit any other time I wipe that mother fucker so clean you could just about eat off of it. ;D
triple S is the only way to roll. 8)
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: A Professional on February 26, 2012, 10:04:35 PM
roaming the desert no water.
and lol really? ::) ::) the difference is in the shower you have soap and RUNNING water.

Yes, because muslims don't live in cities. Oh, you're from Texas. Makes sense.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: Rhino on February 27, 2012, 02:23:18 AM
wet wipes to finish are good. i hate clogged toilets and poo stuck to bowl. usually when i eat beans. anyone have a problem with sticky poop?
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: HTexan on February 27, 2012, 03:46:23 PM
Yes, because muslims don't live in cities. Oh, you're from Texas. Makes sense.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wAgLrGHT6aw/Tz3Xp2OCYfI/AAAAAAAAFuU/BL3jt3ANnv0/s400/Nagaland+Muslims1.jpg)

why you mad brp? ;D
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: hrspwr on February 28, 2012, 09:17:26 AM
I tried those wet wipe things, didn`t work so good for me. I`m thinking that there is a natural balance to all living things and if you go destroying colonies of useful bacteria around your anus then they will retaliate by making your asshole itch so fucking bad it will wake you in the middle of the night.
 
 Charmin 2 ply everytime, some soap and water in the shower and good to go.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel a little bit of shame after taking a crap?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 28, 2012, 03:28:59 PM
I've dropped a number of thundering sewer pickles in my day....part of bein a man there boy.