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Title: what are some things you would be embarrased to bring to the register when shopping?
Post by: Loc on March 01, 2012, 03:32:35 AM
I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.
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Post by: Army of One on March 01, 2012, 03:34:42 AM
An underage Filipino boy in a thong
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Post by: DBX on March 01, 2012, 03:37:04 AM
An underage Filipino boy in a thong


pellius approved
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Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 03:49:27 AM
An underage Filipino boy in a thong

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaaaa there goes another mouthful of green tea with organic lime juice  ;D
Title: Re: what are some things you would be embarrased to bring to the register when shopping?
Post by: Super Natural on March 01, 2012, 05:53:38 AM
I stayed in a commune in London when I was younger. This one guy who stayed in a digs there told us this story of when he'd got haemorrhoids. But he was too embarrassed to go & buy the bum cream from Boots Chemist. It was called "Anasol" of all names!  :D Anyway he tried to shoplift it and got caught by the security. Lucky for him the manager took pity on him, laughed at him and let him go with a stern warning.
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Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 05:55:56 AM
Anasol  :D
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Post by: makaveli25 on March 01, 2012, 05:56:54 AM
Ex lax, butt cream, condoms, anal beads  ;D jk
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 06:09:07 AM
wheelchairs
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Post by: chris-a on March 01, 2012, 06:11:31 AM
extra small Condoms embarrass me too.

fixed
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Post by: Roger Bacon on March 01, 2012, 06:13:12 AM
I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.

Thanks, I needed that!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on March 01, 2012, 06:16:27 AM
Embarrassed to buy bodybuilding mag with guy in thong on cover.
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Post by: BayGBM on March 01, 2012, 06:21:33 AM
I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.

I once used a coupon to purchase a body builder at an expo... I was embarrassed because his glutes were not shredded.  :-[
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 06:38:46 AM
An underage Filipino boy in a thong

that shit was funny
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Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 06:45:13 AM
that shit was funny
Yeah it was!  ;D
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Post by: makaveli25 on March 01, 2012, 06:53:33 AM
Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.
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Post by: MikMaq on March 01, 2012, 07:02:15 AM
Meh I`ve sold enough shit to people working cash to never get embarrassed.

But I did feel bad for two guys that came into my store one time. The guy asked for rubbers, I told him were all sold out, the guy behind him looked like he was struck by a car. I laughed for days at that one. ;D
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Post by: Loc on March 01, 2012, 07:09:22 AM
Meh I`ve sold enough shit to people working cash to never get embarrassed.

But I did feel bad for two guys that came into my store one time. The guy asked for rubbers, I told him were all sold out, the guy behind him looked like he was struck by a car. I laughed for days at that one. ;D

Ahahah omg...
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Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:11:12 AM
Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.
Well aren`t we ?   ;D
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Post by: The_Punisher on March 01, 2012, 07:17:47 AM
I once used a coupon to purchase a body builder at an expo... I was embarrassed because his glutes were not shredded.  :-[

was the price negotiable, Bay?
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Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:20:20 AM
K-Y Jelly always makes the cashier second guess a person......not that I ever bought any.
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Post by: BayGBM on March 01, 2012, 07:21:30 AM
was the price negotiable, Bay?

Tier 3!   :P
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Post by: supernick on March 01, 2012, 07:22:51 AM
was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.
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Post by: The_Punisher on March 01, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.


lol....must have been a Wal-mart store
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
i like to buy all the freak shit at once.    they might smirk if you're getting condoms.

but if you're at walmart, checking out with duct tape, condoms, bleach, a first aid kit, 45 caliber rounds, plastic bags and rope...

they usually just figure youre up to some dexter stuff and they STFU.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 07:52:25 AM
was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.

You should of yelled back "Yeah, this is my third pack in the last two days and those rang up fine as well"

Then they'd know you were a sex machine.  lol
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Post by: LittleJ on March 01, 2012, 07:54:38 AM
They have rubbers and lube locked up at walmart know ???
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Post by: ChristopherA on March 01, 2012, 08:11:18 AM
Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.
Haha no doubt. Every time I go my heart races. Just bought a pack of insulin sticks this morning and you know the pharmacy workers think you're a junkie
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Post by: supernick on March 01, 2012, 08:11:19 AM
It was walmart  :)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 08:32:11 AM
KY Jelly and a Hustler magazine.
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Post by: AlphaM on March 01, 2012, 09:50:14 AM
Why would you ever be embarrassed of buying something? :/ I love buying condoms, and always pick the hottest girl at the cashier to scan them for me :D then she gives me the look and I stare back at he untill (sorta checking her out) she can't hold it anymore smiles and turns the head down :D
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Post by: Archer77 on March 01, 2012, 09:51:42 AM
Rogaine or propecia, which I both use.  I'm one vain motherfucka
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Post by: devilsmile on March 01, 2012, 09:52:50 AM
Why would you ever be embarrassed of buying something? :/ I love buying condoms, and always pick the hottest girl at the cashier to scan them for me :D then she gives me the look and I stare back at he untill (sorta checking her out) she can't hold it anymore smiles and turns the head down :D

yeah but buying a vibrating vagina can be embarrasing if the cashier is a a huge bald man with an asshole written on his face
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Post by: Parker on March 01, 2012, 10:34:35 AM
i like to buy all the freak shit at once.    they might smirk if you're getting condoms.

but if you're at walmart, checking out with duct tape, condoms, bleach, a first aid kit, 45 caliber rounds, plastic bags and rope...

they usually just figure youre up to some dexter stuff and they STFU.
And next thing you know, you'll have the local authorities and the FBI and all of the alphabet boys tailing you.

Tell em you know Big ACH, it will help you out.