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Title: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Royalty on March 04, 2012, 04:17:32 AM
Im guessing that 0% of getbig would actually want to look like Branch. I now know why bodybuilding is mocked by most sane people. Branch's body is detestable.... a horrific outrage against nature.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Figo on March 04, 2012, 04:32:37 AM
Yep

The guy that won the amateur looks better but wouldn't place anywhere
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: A Professional on March 04, 2012, 04:35:12 AM
Branch is a real animal that represents what bodybuilding is all about.
I'd take his physique any day over some narrow pretty boy with no calves. (You know who)
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: wes on March 04, 2012, 05:41:43 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Borracho on March 04, 2012, 05:44:49 AM
Im guessing that 0% of getbig would actually want to look like Branch. I now know why bodybuilding is mocked by most sane people. Branch's body is detestable.... a horrific outrage against nature.

I wouldn't wanna look like any of these guys today. Benfatto or Nubret all day!


Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: affeman on March 04, 2012, 05:46:35 AM
(http://boldanddetermined.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/serge1.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-STHQw4YyXvQ/TbABoUnTtyI/AAAAAAAAGt8/DRwgzEih9Jw/s640/serge+nubret2.jpg) (http://www.team-andro.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/191053/normal_DSC_2675.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: oldman on March 04, 2012, 06:55:33 AM
he had a chest, evan didnt.  he had calves, wolf didnt.  dex is history, smartass. brandon, if ripped could have won...my two cents.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Nirvana on March 04, 2012, 07:00:10 AM
he had a chest, evan didnt.  he had calves, wolf didnt.  dex is history, smartass. brandon, if ripped could have won...my two cents.
he looks like shit. period.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: A Professional on March 04, 2012, 07:13:09 AM
His physique is starting to resemble Coleman's at it's nastiest most spilt over peak (sans arms).
I can see why they gave it to him though--he has more muscle maturity and came in drier.
Also, let's be real--most bodybuilding judges are gay, and they're attracted to the most extreme masculine look.
There's a sexual component to the judging.
Listen to Bay talk about how he likes these big ugly bald guys. This segment of the gay population is in to Branch look.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
he looks like shit mixed in with period.

Agree.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Figo on March 04, 2012, 07:31:44 AM
:'(


He doesn't really look like benfatto there, but probably because he was mid-pose.

Evolution of bbing , its an art, a thing of beauty to behold
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Archer77 on March 04, 2012, 07:51:21 AM
He doesn't really look like benfatto there, but probably because he was mid-pose.

Evolution of bbing , its an art, a thing of beauty to behold



We must be in the cubist period.   What a miserable state of affairs. 
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: ether on March 04, 2012, 08:07:05 AM
he looks like shit. period.

Should not have placed top 5 based solely on structure.

Missed his calling for a role in lord of the rings.

Hard worker but who gives a shit?

Has ZERO aesthetics. Wolf was robbed (AGAIN) ... poor guy.

Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on March 04, 2012, 09:38:26 AM
he had a chest, evan didnt.  he had calves, wolf didnt.  dex is history, smartass. brandon, if ripped could have won...my two cents.
branch has no forearms.... or good arms at all....
torn muscles... no symmetry.... no lines.... no back width compared to Wolf or even Evan....
wide waist, all in all horrible physique....
everybody has flaws.... but the one with the least flaws should win...
Wolf imo only has 1 flaw... his calves....
wolf was the winner....
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 09:45:23 AM
branch has no forearms.... or good arms at all....
torn muscles... no symmetry.... no lines.... no back width compared to Wolf or even Evan....
wide waist, all in all horrible physique....
everybody has flaws.... but the one with the least flaws should win...
Wolf imo only has 1 flaw... his calves....
wolf was the winner....




Seo in Bi's, No back detail, Stumpy little manlet legs and so on........

Wolf lacks calf's though, so it doesn't matter.....
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on March 04, 2012, 09:45:51 AM
hahhaha


look at all the haters,, hahahashah

i owould love to look like branch
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: A Professional on March 04, 2012, 09:46:38 AM
hahhaha


look at all the haters,, hahahashah

i owould love to look like branch

Congratulations on your victory.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: G_Thang on March 04, 2012, 09:48:19 AM
hahhaha


look at all the haters,, hahahashah

i owould love to look like branch

i'd prefer to be a hutt.

Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Morsprincipium on March 04, 2012, 09:56:32 AM
IMO branch won.  Even his torn quad was bigger with deeper cuts than the others, his left was ridiculous still.  His back sucks, but his glutes and hammies are out of this world.  Which wolf does not have any semblance of.  His chest was the best out of the three, which centopani does not have.  He had the best conditioning, grainy and hard.  His structure isn't even bad if you look at him from his younger days he was amazing:

(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)

He just has a ton of injuries from the way he trains (and slips out of his truck, lol)
He's a great bodybuilder, just not very pretty to the eye.  He deserved the win though
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: G_Thang on March 04, 2012, 10:03:22 AM
IMO branch won.  Even his torn quad was bigger with deeper cuts than the others, his left was ridiculous still.  His back sucks, but his glutes and hammies are out of this world.  Which wolf does not have any semblance of.  His chest was the best out of the three, which centopani does not have.  He had the best conditioning, grainy and hard.  His structure isn't even bad if you look at him from his younger days he was amazing:

(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)

He just has a ton of injuries from the way he trains (and slips out of his truck, lol)
He's a great bodybuilder, just not very pretty to the eye.  He deserved the win though

Then, you agree Ronnie should be a 9-time Mr Olympia.   Jay needs to return the 1st to Ronnie. 
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on March 04, 2012, 10:03:51 AM
Im guessing that 0% of getbig would actually want to look like Branch. I now know why bodybuilding is mocked by most sane people. Branch's body is detestable.... a horrific outrage against nature.

iwouldnt want to look like ANY of the pros today... if someone put a gun to my head and i had to pick, i'd wanna somewhat look like dexter jackson, but thats about it
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 10:08:07 AM
IMO branch won.  Even his torn quad was bigger with deeper cuts than the others, his left was ridiculous still.  His back sucks, but his glutes and hammies are out of this world.  Which wolf does not have any semblance of.  His chest was the best out of the three, which centopani does not have.  He had the best conditioning, grainy and hard.  His structure isn't even bad if you look at him from his younger days he was amazing:

(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)

He just has a ton of injuries from the way he trains (and slips out of his truck, lol)
He's a great bodybuilder, just not very pretty to the eye.  He deserved the win though


His structure is bad now, with the mass he has now.

Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: falco on March 04, 2012, 10:09:59 AM
IMO branch won.  Even his torn quad was bigger with deeper cuts than the others, his left was ridiculous still.  His back sucks, but his glutes and hammies are out of this world.  Which wolf does not have any semblance of.  His chest was the best out of the three, which centopani does not have.  He had the best conditioning, grainy and hard.  His structure isn't even bad if you look at him from his younger days he was amazing:

(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)

He just has a ton of injuries from the way he trains (and slips out of his truck, lol)
He's a great bodybuilder, just not very pretty to the eye.  He deserved the win though

This is the guy who won minus 10 years when he was still aesthetical.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 10:11:12 AM
iwouldnt want to look like ANY of the pros today... if someone put a gun to my head and i had to pick, i'd wanna somewhat look like dexter jackson, but thats about it


Brandon Curry looks good, even Dex has spilled over in recent years.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: SF1900 on March 04, 2012, 10:11:37 AM
His chest does not look good when he does an all muscular.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: wes on March 04, 2012, 10:12:23 AM
GRAINY ???

No fucking striations anywhere.
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 10:13:48 AM
GRAINY ???

No fucking striations anywhere.


I think people think that badly applied tan and bad skin = grainy. ???
Title: Re: Branch is an abomination! Who would actually want to look like Branch Warren?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on March 04, 2012, 10:14:04 AM
GRAINY ???

No fucking striations anywhere.

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110626133455/icarly/images/7/7b/Memes-haters-gonna-hate-1.gif)