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Title: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 19, 2012, 03:07:18 PM
Imagine that.  All getbiggers from the last 10 odd years in a club in vegas.  Do you think the club can handle it?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Steve Namat on March 19, 2012, 03:09:15 PM
Imagine that.  All getbiggers from the last 10 odd years in a club in vegas.  Do you think the club can handle it?
With screen names on t shirts...  ;D

Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: el numero uno on March 19, 2012, 03:12:46 PM
With screen names on t shirts...  ;D


Alex23 would need a very big t-shirt.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: James28 on March 19, 2012, 03:13:29 PM
Haha. I'll definitely go. But since I fly low on the radar due to long stretches of inactivity, it'll be just to observe.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: deadz on March 19, 2012, 03:14:20 PM
Wouldn't take long before a few screen names on here got ktfo.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 19, 2012, 03:14:49 PM
I will be there just to pound on the average gym faggo.ts head... >:(
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Raymondo on March 19, 2012, 03:16:37 PM
The straight guys would be cockblocking each other fighting for the attention of female members

The gay/bi guys would face no such problems.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 19, 2012, 03:17:02 PM
Immediately.  Sadly, not even over a woman.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: io856 on March 19, 2012, 03:17:31 PM
would be awesome  

I'd come as gh15 just to see reaction  :D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: deadz on March 19, 2012, 03:18:06 PM
The straight guys would be cockblocking each other fighting for the attention of female members

The gay/bi guys would face no such problems.
What female members????
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 19, 2012, 03:18:21 PM
Alex23 would need a very big t-shirt.

Alex23 would probably have to show up with one of his assault rifles with nasser close by as backup.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Raymondo on March 19, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
What female members????

there have been plenty over the last ten years... noob ;)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Marty Champions on March 19, 2012, 03:19:42 PM
me , mattc  and mr nobody will be on the vip list,  tito and the falcon will take turns jacking off on girls on the dancefloor
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: deadz on March 19, 2012, 03:20:12 PM
there have been plenty over the last ten years... noob ;)
"Noob" ive been here longer than you, clown.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: James28 on March 19, 2012, 03:20:46 PM
Alex23 would probably have to show up with one of his assault rifles with nasser close by as backup.

This Alex guy. Is that fat slob with the stomach hanging out, fat arms and curly female 'bob' hairstyle?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 19, 2012, 03:21:18 PM
Imagine that.  All getbiggers from the last 10 odd years in a club in vegas.  Do you think the club can handle it?

I'm thinkin' Billy Guns, MElvin Goodrum, Pillowtalk and Derek Anthony would try and settle things with fisticuffs
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: ChevChelios on March 19, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
now that would be a hell of a party.  :D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Skeletor on March 19, 2012, 03:22:01 PM
Would the gimmicks be represented with mannequins?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: dj181 on March 19, 2012, 03:24:03 PM
me , mattc  and mr nobody will be on the vip list,  tito and the falcon will take turns jacking off on girls on the dancefloor

 ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Nails on March 19, 2012, 03:26:46 PM
Alex walks into the club


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Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 19, 2012, 03:33:06 PM
Would the gimmicks be represented with mannequins?

Nah man, they'd use blow up dolls
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 19, 2012, 03:44:50 PM
I don't know about a dance club...But it was all singing and dancing at the Lee Priest family reunion where a few Getbiggers attended.

Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 19, 2012, 03:44:55 PM
i had a bar alteration last weekend.
in a club, which i generally hate, it'll be a straight-out fight. Voland clubbing never ends up good and i don't drink or do drugs. But i won't allow men talking to my girl/s, sizing me up, "accidentally" bumping on my shoulders, grinning at me or drunktards make a scene. In this situation i admit i give one warning and if nothing changes i strike first. I kinda get a rush although i'd rather have a pleasing, calmed night.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on March 19, 2012, 03:46:02 PM
i had a bar alteration last weekend.
in a club, which i generally hate, it'll be a straight-out fight. Voland clubbing never ends up good and i don't drink or do drugs. But i won't allow men talking to my girl/s, sizing me up, "accidentally" bumping on my shoulders, grinning at me or drunktards make a scene. In this situation i admit i give one warning and if nothing changes i strike first. I kinda get a rush although i'd rather have a pleasing, calmed night.

what if they offered a scat on her chest..

would that change your minda at all ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: dr.chimps on March 19, 2012, 03:46:16 PM
Me in a dance club!? Surely you jest.  :-X
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 19, 2012, 03:48:13 PM
what if they offered a scat on her chest..

would that change your minda at all ??? ??? ???

if "they" are women yes, i VIP that club  :D
if not fuck men. fuck them all.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: dustin on March 19, 2012, 03:49:07 PM
Most of us would probably be staring sheepishly into the distance, desperately trying to avoid eye contact and looking pre-occupied. ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 19, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
Most of us would probably be staring sheepishly into the distance, desperately trying to avoid eye contact and looking pre-occupied. ;D

BIG ACH and BAY would be too busy to chat as they walk around staring in amazement at the resolution of their "NEW" IPads.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Nails on March 19, 2012, 03:53:38 PM
A getbig night club huh?!?

im sure it would start like this.....






and end like this

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/199136-1/Chris-Brown-Rihanna-anime.gif)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: dustin on March 19, 2012, 04:00:08 PM
BIG ACH and BAY would be too busy to chat as they walk around staring in amazement at the resolution of their "NEW" IPads.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: wes on March 19, 2012, 04:06:56 PM
Most of us would probably be staring sheepishly into the distance, desperately trying to avoid eye contact with wes because he`s so godlike. ;D
Thanks brother!  :D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on March 19, 2012, 04:09:49 PM
Thanks brother!  :D

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ok dude  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: jaejonna on March 19, 2012, 04:13:07 PM
I will be doing bumps in the bathroom to everyone's envy but Mars, who I would certainly break off...
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 19, 2012, 04:18:56 PM
Can you imagine the cliques? That would be worse than highschool.

FYI I'm in Falcon's clique. I saw that kid punch the bag and call out Allistair Overeem.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on March 19, 2012, 04:39:06 PM
Can you imagine the cliques? That would be worse than highschool.

FYI I'm in Falcon's clique. I saw that kid punch the bag and call out Allistair Overeem.

LOL

U wouldnt even make in the club, youd already be on your way to the emergency room

HTH
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 19, 2012, 04:56:48 PM
i did a wrist lock (not a very orthodox one lol) and hit the dude a couple times with the bottom of my palm. Just to have him dizzy enough to drag him out of the bar -this was a bikers/metalheads/skinheads type of bar so no one gave a shit- and slam his jar against him. His buddies -who didn't give a shit about his friend either- followed him and left too.
Now i regret it. He deserved way more, that idiot was disrespectful. But im not a violent person and don't want unnecessary attention or risks either.
Still i would've loved to stab him in the eyes with the broken glasses sob!!! but...it is what it is. 
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: magikusar on March 20, 2012, 01:31:07 AM
i did a wrist lock (not a very orthodox one lol) and hit the dude a couple times with the bottom of my palm. Just to have him dizzy enough to drag him out of the bar -this was a bikers/metalheads/skinheads type of bar so no one gave a shit- and slam his jar against him. His buddies -who didn't give a shit about his friend either- followed him and left too.
Now i regret it. He deserved way more, that idiot was disrespectful. But im not a violent person and don't want unnecessary attention or risks either.
Still i would've loved to stab him in the eyes with the broken glasses sob!!! but...it is what it is. 

Is this a movie I missed?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 01:59:50 AM
Is this a movie I missed?

yes you missed this one because you where to busy jerking to male thong, newb. Gtfo.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 20, 2012, 02:19:15 AM
i had a bar alteration last weekend.
in a club, which i generally hate, it'll be a straight-out fight. Voland clubbing never ends up good and i don't drink or do drugs. But i won't allow men talking to my girl/s, sizing me up, "accidentally" bumping on my shoulders, grinning at me or drunktards make a scene. In this situation i admit i give one warning and if nothing changes i strike first. I kinda get a rush although i'd rather have a pleasing, calmed night.
haha where do I start??

"bar alteration"
talking about yourself in 3rd person
I'm a bad mofo who will "strike" if someone rubs me the rong way
lol  ;D

I imagine you are quite the tornado in a club brawl  :D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 02:40:25 AM
haha where do I start??

"bar alteration"
talking about yourself in 3rd person
I'm a bad mofo who will "strike" if someone rubs me the rong way
lol  ;D

I imagine you are quite the tornado in a club brawl  :D

never forget that, gypo.  8)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: aesthetics on March 20, 2012, 02:41:18 AM
apply85 dead at 30 (seconds)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Fallsview on March 20, 2012, 02:50:07 AM
Half the people on GetBig are either underage or developmentally delayed so the club would be basically empty.  There would be a few of us grown ups in there talking about how stupid school psychology is and how much wax a big black humvee can take....





EL PACIFICO!
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: JasonH on March 20, 2012, 03:08:31 AM
Me and Calvin wouldn't get as far as getting into the club as we wouldn't be on the list.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: BigCyp on March 20, 2012, 03:20:12 AM
haha where do I start??

"bar alteration"
talking about yourself in 3rd person
I'm a bad mofo who will "strike" if someone rubs me the rong way
lol  ;D

I imagine you are quite the tornado in a club brawl  :D

Are saying that 'voland' couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag with razor blades on each knuckle?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 03:45:44 AM
Are saying that 'voland' couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag with razor blades on each knuckle?

he wishes. No one wold care if they found an unconscious, bruised gypsy laying in an alley.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 20, 2012, 04:49:37 AM
LOL

U wouldnt even make in the club, youd already be on your way to the emergency room

HTH

Come and git some, gimmick.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: BigCyp on March 20, 2012, 04:55:25 AM
he wishes. No one wold care if they found an unconscious, bruised gypsy laying in an alley.


At least no one would go through his pockets  ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Loc on March 20, 2012, 10:50:15 AM
Getbiggers at a Party? Lol Wes would be sooo out of place
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: wes on March 20, 2012, 10:53:21 AM
Getbiggers at a Party? Lol Wes would be sooo out of place
Who are you again  ???


;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 10:56:13 AM
Who are you again  ???


;D

living life to the max, who cares about the future  ;D

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Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: wes on March 20, 2012, 11:17:51 AM
LOL  ;D

I`m in great shape for shuffleboard!
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 20, 2012, 11:21:48 AM
seriously, most of those clubs are "let's put all the people without self control or with jail records in one room with alcohol, loud music, and slutty women, and act surprised when they fight".
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2012, 11:25:57 AM
Imagine all of the fanny packs and the goodies hiding in them all.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: david94 on March 20, 2012, 11:29:12 AM
Not a good idea to bring the forum in the same club.
The bar would be empty whereas the restroom would be full of getbiggers pumping their chest before coming back to the dance floor. :'(
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 11:29:46 AM
Imagine all of the fanny packs and the goodies hiding in them all.

i'd wear a tapout tee and make myself untouchable.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: mass243 on March 20, 2012, 11:34:30 AM

Haha, would be fukin' awesome  8)


And lots of interesting conversations  ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: apply85 on March 20, 2012, 11:34:43 AM
never, people would get a long, i'd see wes at the bar and introduce myself as apply and he would probably start to crack up, groink would also love me until he finds me banging his girl in the janitors closet
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: OTHstrong on March 20, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
The real question is what getbiggers wouldn't make it out of the club ALIVE, I suspect Alex 23, Pillowtalk and gh15,.....anyone else care to add to this list? 8)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: ChevChelios on March 20, 2012, 11:41:05 AM
gh15 would be surrounded by elfs,he has a chance of getting out alive  :D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Loc on March 20, 2012, 11:48:51 AM
The real question is what getbiggers wouldn't make it out of the club ALIVE, I suspect Alex 23, Pillowtalk and gh15,.....anyone else care to add to this list? 8)

I suspect wes... He would probably have a random heart attack or some shit.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2012, 11:54:30 AM
I suspect wes... He would probably have a random heart attack or some shit.

True Adonis will just blend in with the decorations and sneak out.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 20, 2012, 11:57:34 AM
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Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 20, 2012, 11:58:47 AM
never, people would get a long, i'd see wes at the bar and introduce myself as apply and he would probably start to crack up, groink would also love me until he finds me banging his girl in the janitors closet


you weigh 150 pounds and you're a gypsy/gook...my girl would have to do everything in her power not to laugh in your face when you tried to be cool, stuck out your chest... and "introduced" yourself to us,  :D .LOLOLOLOLOL

But she is good like that, she wouldn't want to embarrass a socially awkward little geek like you  ;)

PS the only thing you'll be "banging" is a keyboard on a computer as you sit in the corner by yourself, typing another meltdown on Getbig... telling us all how "connected' you are in your little fantasy world.

While the normal people have a good time and actually talk face to face

Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: wes on March 20, 2012, 12:00:09 PM
I suspect wes... He would probably have a random heart attack or some shit.
I`m probably in better shape at 56 that you`ll ever be in trollboy!  ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: A Professional on March 20, 2012, 12:01:24 PM
seriously, most of those clubs are "let's put all the people without self control or with jail records in one room with alcohol, loud music, and slutty women, and act surprised when they fight".

Haha very true!
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2012, 12:22:25 PM
What would happen first?  A Posedown or a Throwdown?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Nails on March 20, 2012, 01:07:44 PM
http://theync.com/static_html/tough-guy-outside-of-club_media.html (http://theync.com/static_html/tough-guy-outside-of-club_media.html)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: jaejonna on March 20, 2012, 02:29:49 PM
What would happen first?  A Posedown or a Throwdown?
man-wich on the dancefloor
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 20, 2012, 02:34:09 PM
A "guess the getbigger contest".   People would be sooooooo surprised...
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2012, 02:47:25 PM
The week before hotbodz.com would have their greatest profits ever from everyone buying the form fitting club shirts.  Bobs already has his.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2012, 02:49:20 PM
WHo be be rocking this gem.

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Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Immortal_Technique on March 20, 2012, 02:52:44 PM
Imagine that.  All getbiggers from the last 10 odd years in a club in vegas.  Do you think the club can handle it?

Noone on getbig has any natural testosterone production or any balls, it would be pathetic.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: DroppingPlates on March 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
There would be a fight or gang bang in a finger snap
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: bradistani on March 20, 2012, 02:59:28 PM
With screen names on t shirts...  ;D



those really skin tight, shiny, pvc t-shirts ?
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: makaveli25 on March 20, 2012, 03:12:32 PM
It would be a blast if we new it was a getbigger gathering. If we all didn't know eachother all those demented egos in one place ya people would be getting koed.
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 20, 2012, 03:14:33 PM
Are saying that 'voland' couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag with razor blades on each knuckle?
I am implying that he is the angry mofo who wakes up half dazed and confused after getting laid out asking what happened bro??
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 03:18:00 PM
I am implying that he is the angry mofo who wakes up half dazed and confused after getting laid out asking what happened bro??

My fists will taste blood.
You are first.
who is next?

Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 20, 2012, 03:18:57 PM
My fists will taste blood.
You are first.
who is next?


Get real, Voland...... ;D   sissy... ;D
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Voland on March 20, 2012, 03:22:45 PM
Get real, Voland...... ;D   sissy... ;D

last person who dared to look me in the eye, ended like this  8)
I had no mercy even tho he looked like a fragile twink, just like getbiggers.
(http://gossipsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/justin-bieber-badass.jpg)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 20, 2012, 03:23:44 PM
last person who dared to look me in the eye, ended like this  8)
I had no mercy even tho he looked like a fragile twink, just like getbiggers.
(http://gossipsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/justin-bieber-badass.jpg)
LMFAO.......... 8)
Title: Re: All getbiggers in a dance club, how long until the first fight breaks out?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 20, 2012, 03:25:01 PM
It would be a love-and-peace human be-in...... :) :) :) :)