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Title: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Princess L on March 28, 2012, 08:02:41 AM
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/27/10890647-man-cuts-off-foot-throws-it-in-furnace-to-avoid-job-assignment


Hours before unemployment officials were to determine whether he was physically fit for work, an Austrian man sawed off his left foot with an electric saw, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

The 56-year-old man had just learned that his benefits could be slashed if he did not accept work found for him, the Daily Mail reported.

He reportedly placed the severed foot in a wood stove to make sure doctors could not reattach it to his leg.

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Post by: noc on March 28, 2012, 08:04:03 AM
That's just one step too far.
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Post by: Game Time on March 28, 2012, 08:05:14 AM
He stepped out of line...

Walk it off
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Post by: Mitch on March 28, 2012, 08:13:44 AM
John C. McGinley did more or less the same trick in Platoon to avoid staying in Vietnam. Worked good for him.
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Post by: falco on March 28, 2012, 08:17:38 AM
I don't like to work but this is a little to much for me.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on March 28, 2012, 08:18:39 AM
What a drama queen, as long as he won't cut off his weiner, he is able to do G4P
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 08:21:09 AM
Moocher of peace  ::)
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Post by: Nails on March 28, 2012, 08:29:07 AM
His case finally has a leg to stand on
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Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 08:42:06 AM
so he just wanted to kick it at home
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Post by: phreak on March 28, 2012, 08:45:48 AM
His outlook is no longer hopless.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Radical Plato on March 28, 2012, 08:53:31 AM
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/27/10890647-man-cuts-off-foot-throws-it-in-furnace-to-avoid-job-assignment


Hours before unemployment officials were to determine whether he was physically fit for work, an Austrian man sawed off his left foot with an electric saw, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

The 56-year-old man had just learned that his benefits could be slashed if he did not accept work found for him, the Daily Mail reported.

He reportedly placed the severed foot in a wood stove to make sure doctors could not reattach it to his leg.


Man, that's dedication to the cause - way to stick it too the man - lets see em figure a way to not pay the dude now! That man should receive a government pension just for dedication and effort to stay on welfare -

make this a prerequisite - say to the young fellas, do you really want your welfare, then prove it - off with ya foot then, go on - you don't want to work, so you don't need the foot - I reckon you could make a reality TV show out of this - work out the equivalent welfare payments left on a bludgers life and offer up that amount for him to saw of a foot on TV - the money raised from the show can then be used to pay the man and cover the cost of the government keeping him on welfare for the rest of his life.  Everyone wins, the public get to see some weird twisted shit, the government saves some money and the bludger get his money!
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Post by: BikiniSlut on March 28, 2012, 09:51:18 AM
This guy should get some disability benefit for insanity.
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Post by: godeep on March 28, 2012, 10:21:24 AM
So the pope went to Mexico back in 1990 and conducted mass in Chihuahua. Because it was close to Texas many US citizens crossed over and went to the mass. Thousands upon thousands were there during the mass and all of a sudden Jesus himself appeared in the crowd. He started touching and healing many sick people as he passed through. He comes up on a man on crutches who happens to be from Texas and reaches out to him, the guy drops to the ground and says, "don't you fucking touch me Jesus, I'm on disability!"
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 28, 2012, 10:28:11 AM
Foot cutoffer of peace  ::)
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 10:46:14 AM
Moocher of peace  ::)
Foot cutoffer of peace  ::)

i think i beat you to it
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Army of One on March 28, 2012, 11:27:15 AM
i think i beat you to it

Peace quoters of peace  ::)
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Post by: Krankenstein on March 28, 2012, 11:36:57 AM
Think of the money he will save on athlete's foot powder
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Post by: Loc on March 28, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
he is tackling his issues one step at a time
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 28, 2012, 12:19:14 PM
his wife, Peggy, was not the least bit surprised.
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Post by: Papper on March 28, 2012, 12:37:26 PM
the officials must have known something was afoot
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 12:40:47 PM
I wonder if his insurance will foot the bill for his hospital stay?
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Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 12:41:44 PM
I think this is probably his favorite movie:


(http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/myleftfoot.jpg)
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 12:45:23 PM
his wife, Peggy, was not the least bit surprised.

I thought he married Eileen? No?
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Post by: ilalin on March 28, 2012, 12:47:49 PM
Now that the one is gone, the shoe is on the other foot.
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 12:48:47 PM
 ;D ;D ;D hahaha
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Post by: BB on March 28, 2012, 12:50:24 PM
I'm stumped why the fella would take it that far, he wasn't pussy footing around.........
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 12:56:22 PM
I hear they're hiring at Coors. Perhaps he could get a new job adding hops to the beer mix?
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: BB on March 28, 2012, 01:00:21 PM
I hear they're hiring at Coors. Perhaps he could get a new job adding hops to the beer mix?

He should apply early to get a leg up on the competition............. ..
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:00:58 PM
 ;D ;D STFU!
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:04:18 PM
When he puts his foot down...he really puts his foot down.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:04:52 PM
the officials must have known something was afoot

I think they are waiting on the other shoe to drop
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:08:38 PM
he wants the company to revisit the situation...
Claims they got off on the wrong foot
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:10:17 PM
i think this is a step in the wrong direction
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 28, 2012, 01:10:32 PM
Hehe. Good thread. Some funny people around, here.    ;D
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:10:59 PM
Dude just wanted to get a foot in the door
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:11:36 PM
you think he put his best foot foward?
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Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:12:16 PM
He is going to have a tough time backpeddling after this situation.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:12:24 PM
ok ok ...im done.. ill step down for now...
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:13:27 PM
He is going to have a tough time backpeddling after this situation.

yeah the government needs to require this man to stand on his own two feet foot from now own.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:14:04 PM
ok ok ...im done.. ill step down for now...

 ;D ;D hahaa
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:14:29 PM
Well atleast we know he doset get cold feet.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:14:37 PM
He's really stepped in it this time.
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Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:15:17 PM
When this guy makes a decision, he really jumps in with....wait a second...
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:16:58 PM
I'm pretty sure his favorite movie is. . . 
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:17:51 PM
When this guy makes a decision, he really jumps in with....wait a second...

well atlest he didnt drag his feet....
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:17:55 PM
I'm pretty sure his favorite movie is. . . 

I already said this.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:18:33 PM
you think he will have to live on a shoestring budget?
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:19:15 PM
I already said this.

 ;D ;D OK. . . I'm pretty sure his 2nd favorite movie is. . .

(hint) Kevin Bacon
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
His favorite song:

Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:19:58 PM
He will have to wait on someone hand and foot for his benefits
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Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:20:32 PM
On a side note, I love James Brown.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
On a side note, I love James Brown.

Side note or foot note?
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:22:38 PM
at the end of the day.. he just wants to get back on his feet foot
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 28, 2012, 01:22:59 PM
Side note or foot note?

He'll only be a foot note in our history.
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:24:13 PM
I wonder what his favorite Kevin Bacon film is?
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Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
I dont think they will Tip Toe around this one
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Post by: Nirvana on March 28, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
I bet the Aussie gov't is madder than a one legged waitress working at the Ihop.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Option D on March 28, 2012, 01:26:31 PM
some needs to tell this guy all he needs to do make it is Put one foot in front of the other
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Game Time on March 28, 2012, 01:31:36 PM
At least he cant trip himself up anymore
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Papper on March 28, 2012, 01:43:01 PM
I wonder what his favorite Kevin Bacon film is?


"He's a man avoiding hard labor

They said he had to get job

He knew he had to..."



(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UErJl93P_QY/TQj4z3HjozI/AAAAAAAAALA/Tlv_n-PQ88k/s1600/footloose-1984_org.jpg)
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 28, 2012, 01:52:14 PM
  ;D Thank you sir!
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Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2012, 02:05:28 PM
I bet Footloose was his favorite movie!
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Post by: Aussie Duffman on March 28, 2012, 02:10:37 PM
No more hokey pokey for that fella ;D
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Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2012, 02:11:56 PM

"He's a man avoiding hard labor

They said he had to get job

He knew he had to..."



(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UErJl93P_QY/TQj4z3HjozI/AAAAAAAAALA/Tlv_n-PQ88k/s1600/footloose-1984_org.jpg)
Damn it!!!! I knew I was gonna be too late with that gem  ;D
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 28, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
This is nothing new
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276831_285311528145534_231776383_n.jpg)






I remember him....it's Toby, right ?
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2012, 02:19:32 PM
I remember him....it's Toby, right ?
Generation nothingness remembers him best for hosting "Reading Rainbow"  I grew up with a black man reading me stories  :-\
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: 240 is Back on March 28, 2012, 02:32:44 PM
Toes in the water, ass in the sand
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2012, 05:12:00 PM
This guy should get some disability benefit for insanity.

lol...for sure. Many people are too quick to call people lazy when it fact they are mentally unstable. I know I wouldn't want that guy working beside me...
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2012, 05:14:05 PM
Well I guess this guy and head coach of the New York Jets Rex Ryan will never meet for an intimate affair at the Mirage Hotel next to the ice machine...
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: wes on March 28, 2012, 05:20:56 PM
What a loser.............simila r to a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.  :D
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Post by: Army of One on March 28, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
He's got one foot in the grave
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Post by: wes on March 28, 2012, 06:25:47 PM
He's got one foot in the grave
And the other foot on a banana peel................oh wait..  :D
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Post by: Krankenstein on March 28, 2012, 07:44:23 PM
I think what he is trying to say is "Step to me bro"
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Post by: Option D on March 29, 2012, 07:58:53 AM
I think what he is trying to say is "Step to me bro"

awesome ;D
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Post by: polychronopolous on March 29, 2012, 08:01:51 AM
I think what he is trying to say is "Step to me bro"

awesome ;D

 :)

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Post by: gracie bjj on March 29, 2012, 08:18:20 AM
i hated a job i had back in the 80,s and had my boy run my foot over with a forklift. people do crazy shit when frustrated
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Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 08:48:57 AM
dayum .. I can't picture a man sitting down .. cutting off his own foot then tossing it into a wood stove

plus the smell of it burning had to awful

good lawd
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 29, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
They should cut off his benefits.












(that isn't meant as a joke, they really fucking should!)
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2012, 09:28:14 AM
dayum .. I can't picture a man sitting down .. cutting off his own foot then tossing it into a wood stove

plus the smell of it burning had to awful

good lawd
Smart man.  The wood stove would bring out the full flavor of the foot.  I'm sure Adonis would have a killer recipe for such an occasion.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 09:58:44 AM
They should cut off his benefits.
(that isn't meant as a joke, they really fucking should!)

he will most likely end up with more money now .. being disabled
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 10:02:13 AM
Smart man.  The wood stove would bring out the full flavor of the foot.  I'm sure Adonis would have a killer recipe for such an occasion.

TA has great recipes .. I hope he doesn't one for feet  :-X
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2012, 10:04:21 AM
TA has great recipes .. I hope he doesn't one for feet  :-X
I'm sure it would be "caramel crusted Phalanges"
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Post by: BigCyp on March 29, 2012, 10:04:54 AM
His future does not look to hopful
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 29, 2012, 10:09:19 AM
he will most likely end up with more money now .. being disabled

 Can't reward this behaviour. He was probably a fucking scrounger to start with.  Next, European union countries will be offering third world Neanderthals free money, healthcare and housing benefit just to bust in to the country..........oh
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 10:22:55 AM
Can't reward this behaviour. He was probably a fucking scrounger to start with.  Next, European union countries will be offering third world Neanderthals free money, healthcare and housing benefit just to bust in to the country..........oh

yep .. great isn't it ?
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 29, 2012, 10:25:18 AM
 ;D ;D  Good stuff kids.
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Post by: el numero uno on March 29, 2012, 10:39:05 AM
The Daily Mail quoted Hermann Gössinger, spokesman for the unemployment center where Url was supposed to have been examined, as saying that “this is a tragic case but it will not help the man. He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him.”

He wake up with his left foot that day
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: BB on March 29, 2012, 10:41:36 AM
They should cut off his benefits.












(that isn't meant as a joke, they really fucking should!)



Just because he doesn't toe the line, that doesn't make him a bad person >:(.
Title: Re: Man cuts off foot to avoid job assignment
Post by: el numero uno on March 29, 2012, 10:51:31 AM
Cutting off your own limbs is always a step in the wrong direction
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 29, 2012, 10:53:41 AM
You guys are all acting like heels.
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Post by: el numero uno on March 29, 2012, 10:58:49 AM
He didn't kept his feet on the ground
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Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on March 29, 2012, 11:47:44 PM
Sounds like my neighbor, work would devastate his life.
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/27/10890647-man-cuts-off-foot-throws-it-in-furnace-to-avoid-job-assignment


Hours before unemployment officials were to determine whether he was physically fit for work, an Austrian man sawed off his left foot with an electric saw, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

The 56-year-old man had just learned that his benefits could be slashed if he did not accept work found for him, the Daily Mail reported.

He reportedly placed the severed foot in a wood stove to make sure doctors could not reattach it to his leg.