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Title: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2012, 09:28:19 AM
Oh boy....maybe he should be tested for hallucinogens as well :-\



Overeem, 31, failed a surprise doping test last week with testosterone levels more than twice as high as the acceptable limit.

Facing the possibility of being disqualified from his shot at the title at UFC 146 in May, Overeem said he “was forced to defend himself from false accusations of cheating.” Mixed martial arts fans jumped to the defense of Overeem, who is a rising star in the wildly popular UFC.

    Jimbo Slice @thephantomknee

    Overeem failed? I don't believe in nothing no more, man.
    4 Apr 12

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While many fans were shocked by the failed drug test, many more were shocked by his response, which includes an inside look at not only his workout regimen, but every minuscule detail of his life, from his sleeping plan (duration, position, room temperature, etc.) to his reading list (he apparently has an infatuation with American author Stephanie Myer). Although his records have yet to be independently validated, each section is signed & notarized by the various scientists, doctors, and technicians that trained him.

In the introductory section of the document, Overeem claims to have enrolled in top-secret programs run by his native Dutch government and several other national governments around the world.

    As I stepped off the plane in Beijing in early 2003, I was greeted by Vice Chairman of China’s Central Military Commission Xi Jinping and General Guo Boxiong, who escorted me to our meeting with the newly elected President Hu Jintao. During the thirty-minute limo ride, they began to describe their state-of-the-art facilities and techniques they claimed were far beyond the capabilities of any other nation in the world. After apologising for my subpar command of the Mandarin language, I admitted that I was very intrigued by their facilities. Unbeknownst to me, the glistening facilities and staggering research budgets were just the tip of the iceberg.

    When we finally reached our rendezvous with President Jintao, I could sense an aura of excitement emanating from my escorts. They had clearly been hiding something important from me. Taking a seat at the head of a long mahogany conference table, President Jintao began to describe to me a program that was much more than just a new lifting regimen: it was a revolutionary approach to the human body.

    In exchange for enrolling into their program, President Jintao promised that his team of scientists and engineers would help me win the Pride Championship Belt. ‘You’re gonna knockout that punk Chuck Liddell in the first round son, word is bond.’ Uncomfortable with making a such an important decision with too much haste, I implied that I needed some time to think about it. Before I could finish my sentence, President Jintao cut me off, saying ‘Look, I know that becoming the-greatest-fighter-that-has-graced-this-planet-since-Bruce-Lee might not be that much of an incentive, but I didn’t get a chance to tell you about the female division of the program that we will be running within the same facility…,’ and that was all that it took.

    There were no lengthy contracts to sign, no lawyers present, and no media conferences. We had just made a verbal agreement to partake in the most important advancement of humanity since Gutenberg’s invention of movable type, and the rest of the world was totally unaware.

    - Alistair Overeem, excerpt from Reaching The Pinnacle of Humanity

He goes on describe his time as ‘enjoyable, but quite lacking in comparison to the mental stimulation that I usually depend on to help me prepare for my fights.’ Because of this, he ended his stint with the Chinese program, but not without having something to show for it. During his 3 years working with the Chinese, Overeem had moved from the light-heavyweight division at 205 lbs to the heavyweight division, weighing in at 224 lbs. But this was just the beginning of his development.

Visual Timeline of Alistair Overeem's Weight Changes

Later, while describing some of the other programs he joined in various countries, he also touches upon the subject of his massive weight gains. Some fans, and even other fighters, have questioned the alarming rate at which he is able to add muscle weight, and some have even suggested that he must be using steroids. Overeem himself seems to have seen the bulking up as an inevitable step in his career as a fighter.

    I have nothing negative to say about those governments which I worked with: the Japanese surpassed my greatest expectations by molding me into an expert sumo wrestler, the Americans provided me the best dental care available in the world, and the Italians introduced me to several wine varieties that completely changed my diet. However, I wanted to return to my homeland during my final preparations before joining the UFC. It had taken me 3 years to put on 20 pounds of muscle, but I knew that it was not enough. If I wanted to win the heavyweight title, I would have to compete with colossal fighters such as Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin, who was 30 pounds heavier than me. So, with the full backing of my country, I embarked upon the most difficult training I had experienced at the time.

    Daily workouts that lasted from sunrise to sunset, meals that consisted nothing more than milk, fresh fruits, raw fish, and vegetables, and little time to rest. This was my life for 18 months, during which time I went from 224 to 253 lbs, while managing to significantly increase my stamina and quickness.

After the in-depth descriptions of his super-human transformation, Overeem finally addresses his failed drug test, declaring his innocence.

    Throughout my entire career, not once has anything entered my body which I did not approve of. Every single calorie eaten, every ounce of blood drawn, it has all been documented, and it all leads to one unavoidable conclusion. I have always complied with the rules of the fighting organisations of which I have been a member, and I have never used any illegal performance-enhancing substances.

    So how did I fail a drug test? The answer is quite simple. It is not I who failed, it is the drug test that has failed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission and the World Anti-Doping Agency are using testing methods that trail the advances of science by several decades. My elevated testosterone levels are not the result of any cheating or illegal activities. I had no unfair advantages during my fights.

    I am, quite simply, a better human being.

    The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine.

Brock Lesnar, whom Overeem defeated at UFC 141 with a TKO in the first round, could not be reached for comment. Since their fight, Lesnar has retired from mixed martial arts and returned to professional wrestling. However, UFC President Dana White seemed stunned upon hearing the news.

    Oh, shit.

    - Dana White, UFC President

With the Nevada State Athletic Commission currently investigating Overeem’s application to fight in Las Vegas on May 26 at UFC 146, the entire sports world will be keeping a watchful eye on the situation, which could change the change the entire landscape of professional sports.

Editor’s Note: Neither President Jintao nor any other leader mentioned by Overheem could be reached for comment prior to the publishing of this story. Special thanks to America’s Finest News Source for their contributions to this article.

http://sibatmedia.wordpress.com/2012/04/10/ufc-star-alistair-overeem-responds-to-doping-charges/
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Swlabr on April 12, 2012, 09:32:21 AM
LOOOOOL

"I am, quite simply, a better human being.

    The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine."


LOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: noc on April 12, 2012, 09:33:04 AM
Sounds plausible.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on April 12, 2012, 09:34:19 AM
sounds like a typical post from gh15
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: T-rex on April 12, 2012, 09:36:28 AM
White wine supplementation, 18hr daily workouts, increased radium levels, recomposition at the atomic level? Was Johnny Falcon his guru? :-X
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: bradistani on April 12, 2012, 09:43:32 AM
always amazes me when people look a t the likes of , overeem, and think they're not using. fucking idiots.

the biggest fucking idiots are those that think the nfl isn't riddled with roids.   ::)

the whole steroids argument just shows what a bunch of hypocrites we fucking are as a society.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: The RedMeatKid on April 12, 2012, 09:47:09 AM
The "coach" assumes everyone is on steroids, because it's the only way he could put on what minor muscle mass he could, given his sub-par genetics and deficient intellectual capacity.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Archer77 on April 12, 2012, 09:47:57 AM
How utterly ridiculous.  He can't have said that. No sane person would.  Did you get this article off of Newsmax, Coach?  Just ribbing ya.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: makaveli25 on April 12, 2012, 09:48:20 AM
This is a joke I'm pretty sure
 ::)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2012, 09:53:05 AM
This is a joke I'm pretty sure
 ::)

He's always suggested he's had "superior" genetics ::)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2012, 09:53:59 AM
The "coach" assumes everyone is on steroids, because it's the only way he could put on what minor muscle mass he could, given his sub-par genetics and deficient intellectual capacity.

Admit it....you're mildly retarded at best aren't ya?
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2012, 09:56:16 AM
The "coach" assumes everyone is on steroids, because it's the only way he could put on what minor muscle mass he could, given his sub-par genetics and deficient intellectual capacity.

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Bevo on April 12, 2012, 10:14:02 AM
always amazes me when people look a t the likes of , overeem, and think they're not using. fucking idiots.

the biggest fucking idiots are those that think the nfl isn't riddled with roids.   ::)

the whole steroids argument just shows what a bunch of hypocrites we fucking are as a society.

Or those idiots who call us idiots cause they say it's all "diet and hard work and not everyone that is big and ripped is on steroids." what a bunch of imbeciles  ::)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: el numero uno on April 12, 2012, 10:25:19 AM
LOOOOOL

"I am, quite simply, a better human being.

    The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine."


LOOOOOOOL

Even sweet potatoes are more plausible than this shit.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: makaveli25 on April 12, 2012, 10:29:01 AM
The article was a joke. It's made up. I saw in on sherdog today.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Rami on April 12, 2012, 10:31:42 AM
anyone believe this is real?? ::)

"replacing protein shakes with white wine"
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Rudee on April 12, 2012, 10:33:21 AM
Daily workouts that lasted from sunrise to sunset, meals that consisted nothing more than milk, fresh fruits, raw fish, and vegetables, and little time to rest. This was my life for 18 months, during which time I went from 224 to 253 lbs

lol.  Anybody with any knowledge of bodybuilding and nutrition would know the above is a recipe for weight loss, not weight gain.  *face palm*
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: bradistani on April 12, 2012, 10:37:24 AM
Or those idiots who call us idiots cause they say it's all "diet and hard work and not everyone that is big and ripped is on steroids." what a bunch of imbeciles  ::)

true. but in the real world, who really gives a shite about roided up bodybuilders ?

its the sad saps that thinks the likes of the chap below, is all natural  ::)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2zhi492.jpg)

great fucking arms though  8)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: phroz3n on April 12, 2012, 10:44:54 AM
this is fake retard
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Raymondo on April 12, 2012, 10:46:22 AM
white wine... fine italian vineyards... chinese scientists...


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oH3gsNdI7FI/TuEoUqW6LgI/AAAAAAAAC2g/Y8qRLn5m-U8/s1600/lol-cat2.jpg)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: The RedMeatKid on April 12, 2012, 11:04:32 AM
Admit it....you're mildly retarded at best aren't ya?
If you're asking if I'd hire you as a trainer the answer is no.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: bike nut on April 12, 2012, 11:49:14 AM
If you're asking if I'd hire you as a trainer the answer is no.

"Yeah...I'm not really a twink used car salesman, I'm actually a closet homosexual secret-agent that trolls Getbig looking for manballs to suckle, that's why I need both the RedMeatKiddie and juruth identities."   ::)

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: 240 is Back on April 12, 2012, 01:00:25 PM
anyone believe this is real?? ::)

"replacing protein shakes with white wine"

that shit is like a dream come true
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Marty Champions on April 12, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
in all fairness excessive alcohol intake can show significantly high hdl readings

wich may translate into high testosterone count...but i doubt the translation
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Euro-monster on April 12, 2012, 01:07:45 PM
that shit is like a dream come true

Yep...you will be 240 in no time again Robert!!!111..... :D
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: bigkid on April 12, 2012, 07:26:41 PM
Alistair was in my gym tonight.  Had a camera crew following him around
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on April 12, 2012, 07:50:39 PM
Oh boy....maybe he should be tested for hallucinogens as well :-\



Overeem, 31, failed a surprise doping test last week with testosterone levels more than twice as high as the acceptable limit.

Facing the possibility of being disqualified from his shot at the title at UFC 146 in May, Overeem said he “was forced to defend himself from false accusations of cheating.” Mixed martial arts fans jumped to the defense of Overeem, who is a rising star in the wildly popular UFC.

    Jimbo Slice @thephantomknee

    Overeem failed? I don't believe in nothing no more, man.
    4 Apr 12

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While many fans were shocked by the failed drug test, many more were shocked by his response, which includes an inside look at not only his workout regimen, but every minuscule detail of his life, from his sleeping plan (duration, position, room temperature, etc.) to his reading list (he apparently has an infatuation with American author Stephanie Myer). Although his records have yet to be independently validated, each section is signed & notarized by the various scientists, doctors, and technicians that trained him.

In the introductory section of the document, Overeem claims to have enrolled in top-secret programs run by his native Dutch government and several other national governments around the world.

    As I stepped off the plane in Beijing in early 2003, I was greeted by Vice Chairman of China’s Central Military Commission Xi Jinping and General Guo Boxiong, who escorted me to our meeting with the newly elected President Hu Jintao. During the thirty-minute limo ride, they began to describe their state-of-the-art facilities and techniques they claimed were far beyond the capabilities of any other nation in the world. After apologising for my subpar command of the Mandarin language, I admitted that I was very intrigued by their facilities. Unbeknownst to me, the glistening facilities and staggering research budgets were just the tip of the iceberg.

    When we finally reached our rendezvous with President Jintao, I could sense an aura of excitement emanating from my escorts. They had clearly been hiding something important from me. Taking a seat at the head of a long mahogany conference table, President Jintao began to describe to me a program that was much more than just a new lifting regimen: it was a revolutionary approach to the human body.

    In exchange for enrolling into their program, President Jintao promised that his team of scientists and engineers would help me win the Pride Championship Belt. ‘You’re gonna knockout that punk Chuck Liddell in the first round son, word is bond.’ Uncomfortable with making a such an important decision with too much haste, I implied that I needed some time to think about it. Before I could finish my sentence, President Jintao cut me off, saying ‘Look, I know that becoming the-greatest-fighter-that-has-graced-this-planet-since-Bruce-Lee might not be that much of an incentive, but I didn’t get a chance to tell you about the female division of the program that we will be running within the same facility…,’ and that was all that it took.

    There were no lengthy contracts to sign, no lawyers present, and no media conferences. We had just made a verbal agreement to partake in the most important advancement of humanity since Gutenberg’s invention of movable type, and the rest of the world was totally unaware.

    - Alistair Overeem, excerpt from Reaching The Pinnacle of Humanity

He goes on describe his time as ‘enjoyable, but quite lacking in comparison to the mental stimulation that I usually depend on to help me prepare for my fights.’ Because of this, he ended his stint with the Chinese program, but not without having something to show for it. During his 3 years working with the Chinese, Overeem had moved from the light-heavyweight division at 205 lbs to the heavyweight division, weighing in at 224 lbs. But this was just the beginning of his development.

Visual Timeline of Alistair Overeem's Weight Changes

Later, while describing some of the other programs he joined in various countries, he also touches upon the subject of his massive weight gains. Some fans, and even other fighters, have questioned the alarming rate at which he is able to add muscle weight, and some have even suggested that he must be using steroids. Overeem himself seems to have seen the bulking up as an inevitable step in his career as a fighter.

    I have nothing negative to say about those governments which I worked with: the Japanese surpassed my greatest expectations by molding me into an expert sumo wrestler, the Americans provided me the best dental care available in the world, and the Italians introduced me to several wine varieties that completely changed my diet. However, I wanted to return to my homeland during my final preparations before joining the UFC. It had taken me 3 years to put on 20 pounds of muscle, but I knew that it was not enough. If I wanted to win the heavyweight title, I would have to compete with colossal fighters such as Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin, who was 30 pounds heavier than me. So, with the full backing of my country, I embarked upon the most difficult training I had experienced at the time.

    Daily workouts that lasted from sunrise to sunset, meals that consisted nothing more than milk, fresh fruits, raw fish, and vegetables, and little time to rest. This was my life for 18 months, during which time I went from 224 to 253 lbs, while managing to significantly increase my stamina and quickness.

After the in-depth descriptions of his super-human transformation, Overeem finally addresses his failed drug test, declaring his innocence.

    Throughout my entire career, not once has anything entered my body which I did not approve of. Every single calorie eaten, every ounce of blood drawn, it has all been documented, and it all leads to one unavoidable conclusion. I have always complied with the rules of the fighting organisations of which I have been a member, and I have never used any illegal performance-enhancing substances.

    So how did I fail a drug test? The answer is quite simple. It is not I who failed, it is the drug test that has failed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission and the World Anti-Doping Agency are using testing methods that trail the advances of science by several decades. My elevated testosterone levels are not the result of any cheating or illegal activities. I had no unfair advantages during my fights.

    I am, quite simply, a better human being.

    The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine.

Brock Lesnar, whom Overeem defeated at UFC 141 with a TKO in the first round, could not be reached for comment. Since their fight, Lesnar has retired from mixed martial arts and returned to professional wrestling. However, UFC President Dana White seemed stunned upon hearing the news.

    Oh, shit.

    - Dana White, UFC President

With the Nevada State Athletic Commission currently investigating Overeem’s application to fight in Las Vegas on May 26 at UFC 146, the entire sports world will be keeping a watchful eye on the situation, which could change the change the entire landscape of professional sports.

Editor’s Note: Neither President Jintao nor any other leader mentioned by Overheem could be reached for comment prior to the publishing of this story. Special thanks to America’s Finest News Source for their contributions to this article.

http://sibatmedia.wordpress.com/2012/04/10/ufc-star-alistair-overeem-responds-to-doping-charges/

Another one of them blaming it on the white man.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Wiggs on April 12, 2012, 09:32:51 PM
Great writings by Juruth.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 02:28:11 AM
Easily thread of the month.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: MAXX on April 13, 2012, 02:55:06 AM
LOOOOOL

"I am, quite simply, a better human being.

    The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine."


LOOOOOOOL
that's not Suckmymuscle



or is it.....  ???
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 02:58:28 AM
that's not Suckmymuscle



or is it.....  ???

lol
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Super Natural on April 13, 2012, 04:12:50 AM
I believe this Filt.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Hiitsmichael on April 13, 2012, 04:14:41 AM
The sad thing is there are people out there ignorant enough to believe this
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 04:22:59 AM
The sad thing is there are people out there ignorant enough to believe this


The saddest thing is that a lot of people would rather have their "star" babble this kind of bullshit like he was insane or straight out of a comic book than having him injecting steroids into his ass.


Sad world. Girls have to go on hormones the moment they get their first period so that parents don't have to worry about them getting pregnant, but if a grown man injects testosterone, he is a "cheater" and a criminal.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Hiitsmichael on April 13, 2012, 04:27:19 AM

The saddest thing is that a lot of people would rather have their "star" babble this kind of bullshit like he was insane or straight out of a comic book than having him injecting steroids into his ass.


Sad world. Girls have to go on hormones the moment they get their first period so that parents don't have to worry about them getting pregnant, but if a grown man injects testosterone, he is a "cheater" and a criminal.
Contraception causes more issues with females than moderate doses of aas. There's some fucking horror stories with birth control
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: MikMaq on April 13, 2012, 04:29:51 AM
Contraception causes more issues with females than moderate doses of aas. There's some fucking horror stories with birth control
Please shut up or you will be placed in a lalala zone. The pill is perfect, no problems, and it makes chicks more horny.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 04:30:09 AM
Contraception causes more issues with females than moderate doses of aas. There's some fucking horror stories with birth control

Everyone has witnessed them in their relatives and friends, from blood clogging over weight gain to depressions to almost complete loss of libido....

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 04:32:29 AM
Please shut up or you will be placed in a lalala zone. The pill is perfect, no problems, and it makes chicks more horny.


Wrong.

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/birth-control-more/birth-control-pills-hurting-sex-drive/

Quote
Thirty percent of American women suffer from a diminished sex drive, and some experts (as well as non-experts) will tell you that the pill is often to blame. Studies have linked oral contraceptive use to decreased levels of androgens -- the class of hormones, including testosterone, thought to drive both male and female sexuality.

http://www.epigee.org/guide/pill_sex.html

Quote
However, research now indicates that the birth control pill may inhibit more than just pregnancy. The pill may also significantly, and perhaps permanently, dampen your sexual drive.



Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Hiitsmichael on April 13, 2012, 04:34:03 AM
Please shut up or you will be placed in a lalala zone. The pill is perfect, no problems, and it makes chicks more horny.
Please tell my what pill your girls on, cause mine is not more horny on the pill and over the past year its caused an abundance of issues with mood, inner and outer body function.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Hiitsmichael on April 13, 2012, 04:41:15 AM
Everyone has witnessed them in their relatives and friends, from blood clogging over weight gain to depressions to almost complete loss of libido....


Not only that till they find one that works well for them they usually pack on a few pounds. Aside from abuse of hormones you're not going to see such a large percentage of steroid users with adverse effects like this.

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: MikMaq on April 13, 2012, 04:46:49 AM
Please tell my what pill your girls on, cause mine is not more horny on the pill and over the past year its caused an abundance of issues with mood, inner and outer body function.
Its called denial you dumb fuck. ;D
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: DK II on April 13, 2012, 04:48:24 AM
Please tell my what pill your girls on, cause mine is not more horny on the pill and over the past year its caused an abundance of issues with mood, inner and outer body function.


Maybe he has his girl on Anavar.


Not only that till they find one that works well for them they usually pack on a few pounds. Aside from abuse of hormones you're not going to see such a large percentage of steroid users with adverse effects like this.




true.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Jaime on April 13, 2012, 05:50:50 AM
"Yeah...I'm not really a twink used car salesman, I'm actually a closet homosexual secret-agent that trolls Getbig looking for manballs to suckle, that's why I need both the RedMeatKiddie and juruth identities."   ::)




lol keep up the goodwork bro.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: falco on April 13, 2012, 08:42:30 AM
When i want to gain muscle and loose bodyfat i actually stop drinking white wine and replace it with protein shakes :D.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Euro-monster on April 13, 2012, 08:45:49 AM
When i want to gain muscle and loose bodyfat i actually stop drinking white wine and replace it with protein shakes :D.

Dude...you are doing everything in reverse.... ;D
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 13, 2012, 09:35:59 AM
true. but in the real world, who really gives a shite about roided up bodybuilders ?

its the sad saps that thinks the likes of the chap below, is all natural  ::)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2zhi492.jpg)

great fucking arms though  8)
Photoshopped!
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 13, 2012, 10:21:55 AM
If wine was anabolic, I'd look like Reg "freaking" Park... Ya right, Overjuice!
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Nails on April 13, 2012, 02:57:26 PM
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/519188/arianny-overeem.gif)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: claymore on April 13, 2012, 03:23:08 PM
Overreem is a nut job plain and simple !!
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: bradistani on April 13, 2012, 03:48:05 PM

The saddest thing is that a lot of people would rather have their "star" babble this kind of bullshit like he was insane or straight out of a comic book than having him injecting steroids into his ass.


Sad world. Girls have to go on hormones the moment they get their first period so that parents don't have to worry about them getting pregnant, but if a grown man injects testosterone, he is a "cheater" and a criminal.

well of course he's a cheater if he's an athlete that's using which gives him an advantage over a fellow athlete that doesn't use.

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 13, 2012, 05:59:36 PM
Allistair will fight Cigano.....
he had no license at the time of the test, so they can't punish him...
also his test/epitest ratio was out of whack.... he was not caught with any substance....

he will apply for a license, get a doc to testify he is on trt.... do a bloodtest to show nothing is wrong....
and he will fight...

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: chaos on April 13, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Allistair will fight Cigano.....
he had no license at the time of the test, so they can't punish him...
also his test/epitest ratio was out of whack.... he was not caught with any substance....

he will apply for a license, get a doc to testify he is on trt.... do a bloodtest to show nothing is wrong....
and he will fight...


Good to know we have members of the NSAC posting on getbig. 8)
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: makaveli25 on April 13, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Allistair will fight Cigano.....
he had no license at the time of the test, so they can't punish him...
also his test/epitest ratio was out of whack.... he was not caught with any substance....

he will apply for a license, get a doc to testify he is on trt.... do a bloodtest to show nothing is wrong....
and he will fight...



God I hope so. I want to see this fight.
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: makaveli25 on April 13, 2012, 07:09:17 PM
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 13, 2012, 08:34:45 PM
Good to know we have members of the NSAC posting on getbig. 8)
these are facts .... you can look m up ....
he was not licensed at the time of the test.. so they CAN not punish him....
the nsac is not the police.... what an athlete does when he is not applying for a license or licensed allready, is up to him/her...
so Ali will go to the meeting the 24th, with a doc that will confirm the trt program. they will apply for a license, get new tests done , which he will pass.... and he will fight!
Dana is just pissed because he failed the test, not because he juices... Dana is not dumb....

Cigano is now bitching that it's unfair bla bla bla... well when he still was fighting here in brazil, he had no problem fighting Mondragon.... i know that dude personally, and he is full of roids...
and now he has a problem with fighting Ali...??? stop talking and go train! he will need it! ;)


Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: WOOO on April 13, 2012, 08:37:59 PM
sounds like a typical post from gh15

less commas
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Busted on April 13, 2012, 08:43:55 PM
The Coach must have trained him... Also told him what to say in the press conf...
Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: Nomad on April 13, 2012, 08:45:28 PM
The "coach" assumes everyone is on steroids, because it's the only way he could put on what minor muscle mass he could, given his sub-par genetics and deficient intellectual capacity.

genetic difference   ::)  Thats like 5% difference at most in muscle mass if natty

holy shit, 5% @#(!$!@%    You are retarded so do everyone a big favor, kill yourself.

Title: Re: Overreem responds to drug test
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 13, 2012, 08:48:12 PM
God I hope so. I want to see this fight.
you wil bro....
you will get to see Cigano get ktfo.....  ;D ;D ;D