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Title: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 01:27:33 PM
Let me paint a picture for you:



say you were out with the boys saturday night and you were planning to get laid. you have a few drinks in you and by some stroke of god you were able to bring this girl home, you hardly know the girl or even remember her name but she's all over you like white on rice:

(http://files.myopera.com/hotbodyfan/albums/2349481/hot-chick.jpg)

you get her home and you two are kissing each other and groping each other. she starts taking her clothes off and spreads her legs. she's looking at you dead in the eyes and her legs spread like eagle:

(http://sflchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pink-socks-spread-legs-cutie-1.jpg)

Do you start the foreplay and eventually eat her out? then proceed with the fucking?

or do you just continue doing the foreplay minus the eating (licking, kissing, erotic touching, etc etc) and just proceed with shagging her brains out from the "Agreed upon position" lmao

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrmukvGcX1qi3su4o1_250.gif)


Keep in mind that you don't know this girl at all, you met her at some random night club with her slutty friends. and let's be realistic, if she's doing this with you chances are she has done this with a shit load of other guys. you honestly don't have a clue what kind of STDs she has.


to eat or not to eat? that is the question


also, as a bonus question, do you pull out the jimmy hat and jizz on her face/back/stomach? or do you leave it on?



i saw this dude with facial herpes that scarred me for life. It looked terrible, and I honestly felt bad for that guy
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 15, 2012, 01:30:33 PM
you=virgin for even needing to ask
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Post by: makaveli25 on April 15, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
I would dive right in and eat that pussy like I had been abandoned on an Island for a year.
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Post by: makaveli25 on April 15, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
That's some grade A pussy there. I like the second spread eagle picture a lot.
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 01:34:41 PM
you=virgin for even needing to ask


i've asked some friends in real life and some have said no, some have said yes

what's wrong with asking

happy sunday
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on April 15, 2012, 01:35:20 PM
Depends on my testosterone levels.

if (horny==true)
then
yes
else
no
end if
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 01:36:52 PM
Depends on my testosterone levels.

if (horny==true)
then
yes
else
no
end if


i find myself a nerd because i understand this if else loop

you program?
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 15, 2012, 01:37:45 PM

i've asked some friends in real life and some have said no, some have said yes

what's wrong with asking

happy sunday

you might want to hang out with straight people because just looking at that blond in the pinks socks is making my mouth wet. My tongue would just jump ass to pussy to ass to pussy until she can't move
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 01:39:05 PM
you might want to hang out with straight people because just looking at that blond in the pinks socks is making my mouth wet. My tongue would just jump ass to pussy to ass to pussy until she can't move


but some girls don't want to be penetrated from the ass on the first night. or only licking is ok with them
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Post by: wes on April 15, 2012, 01:39:46 PM
Gay thread reported!!
::)
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Post by: ritch on April 15, 2012, 01:40:27 PM
depending on how it smells... If it smells right, and is a nice peach/inny type snatch, I'm going in! Stinky, mud flap pussy... Not a chance!
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: makaveli25 on April 15, 2012, 01:41:06 PM
depending on how it smells... If it smells right, and is a nice peach/inny type snatch, I'm going in! Stinky, mud flap pussy... Not a chance!

yup
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Post by: Papper on April 15, 2012, 01:46:23 PM
I just kiss the hole of the butt
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Post by: hematocritter on April 15, 2012, 01:51:39 PM
I throw their legs over my shoulder and eat them like a feed bag.
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Post by: bradistani on April 15, 2012, 01:57:27 PM
of course i do  ??? filling your face between her legs is almost as good as fucking her  8)
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Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
of course i do  ??? filling your face between her legs is almost as good as fucking her  8)


i like it a lot as well


but in the back of my mind i am always worried about someshit. your dick has a hat but your face obv doesnt...

maybe i'm just fucking square though...
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 02:00:29 PM
You havent gotten laid much this way you describe have you?

 :D

When the bitch looks you str8 in the eye was her first mistake. Bent her over, legs str8-->Its Go Time!


i'm not much of a random hook up guy but i think i am turning over a new leaf, hence the thread

every girl i've shagged i've known her pretty good prior so i had an idea of what i was getting into
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 15, 2012, 02:17:02 PM
Don't do it man!
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Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 15, 2012, 02:23:04 PM
I would dive right in and eat that pussy like I had been abandoned on an Island for a year.
indeed bro!
and what the fuck is this talk about a jimmy head???
 ;D ;D ;D
bunch of 15 year old virgins here!

btw herpes and hpv are facts of life.....lol!
about 80% of sexsual active people have these 2 virus,  symptom free....
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: Jaime on April 15, 2012, 02:24:33 PM
Yes. First i come in her puss puss though. Yummy.

The blonde jailbait is super hot.
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Post by: JasonH on April 15, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Yes, if you're using the first girl as an example. Well, both girls I suppose.
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Post by: illwill on April 15, 2012, 02:31:53 PM
I wouldn't come up from the coochie until my face was a damn mess.   
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 06:10:23 PM
i wonder how much of GB have stds
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: Metabolic on April 15, 2012, 06:18:35 PM
Eat her, yes

Fuck her, yes

No condoms? No problem

Cum on her face, tits or anus, either way its fine for me
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
indeed bro!
and what the fuck is this talk about a jimmy head???
 ;D ;D ;D
bunch of 15 year old virgins here!

btw herpes and hpv are facts of life.....lol!
about 80% of sexsual active people have these 2 virus,  symptom free....


how many baby mommas do you have?

lmao

and yes frightening statistic
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 15, 2012, 06:21:56 PM
Bros, you have to be careful.

first, get her sloppy drunks on the rum you keep next to the bed.

next, get the place dark, and throw some pre-planned lez porn on the ipad to distract her.

bend her in a fckable angle, and quietly hock a loogie on it to lubricate suddenly.  use your fingers and give her that fake 'going down' without ever putting your lips and mouth to the nether region where a million dudes' unwashed junk may have gone before.  play with her ass and she may shift it to 'let's get to fcking'.

be brief, wet it up, but for gods sake don't do down.  and if you do, you better mouthwash with that rum FAST afterwards!
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Post by: makaveli25 on April 15, 2012, 06:27:24 PM
Diluted bleach Scrub your fucken face and dick with it after.
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 15, 2012, 06:35:10 PM
Bros, you have to be careful.

first, get her sloppy drunks on the rum you keep next to the bed.

next, get the place dark, and throw some pre-planned lez porn on the ipad to distract her.

bend her in a fckable angle, and quietly hock a loogie on it to lubricate suddenly.  use your fingers and give her that fake 'going down' without ever putting your lips and mouth to the nether region where a million dudes' unwashed junk may have gone before.  play with her ass and she may shift it to 'let's get to fcking'.

be brief, wet it up, but for gods sake don't do down.  and if you do, you better mouthwash with that rum FAST afterwards!

and out of respect, guys should never be mad if a girl prefers not to go down on your on the first time either. 

heck, it might be a good thing that she's cautious... cuts chances she's dirty.   i spend enough time in bars playing jukebox songs to 40-something cougars to see most of them have some shit on their lip they're trying to hide   :-X
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: jparker on April 15, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
She said i was her first one night stand and she looked clean Doctor  :-[ :-[ :-[

(http://cnnindonesia.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/stop-hiv-aids.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 15, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
how many baby mommas do you have?

lmao

and yes frightening statistic
lol!!! just one baby momma!
i am a horny fucker, not stupid! lolol!!

yes but the statistic is about correct.. i even read higher % somewhere.... lol...
so 8 out of 10 posting here have it! lol....
but really man,  i never bothered with condoms.... used one on 3 occaisons in my life...
on all 3 occasions damn thing ruptered, just when i had my final thrust... lol...
so after that i was like fuck it, why bother???
and really a fuck with a rubber isn't a fuck! you haven't even touched the pussy with your dick.... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on April 15, 2012, 06:58:56 PM
She said i was her first one night stand and she looked clean Doctor  :-[ :-[ :-[

(http://cnnindonesia.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/stop-hiv-aids.jpg)
if you are a man, you have balls!
if you have balls, you produce testosterone.... well, it's getbig so 90% of us inject it lol..
if you have significant levels of testosterone in your system, the moment you see a nice , wet, pink pussy of a nice cute girl, you forget everything!!!!!!
you just go for it...... period!


if you do not recognize this feeling you are probably gay....
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: che on April 15, 2012, 07:15:13 PM
   
Quote
Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?

Never
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 15, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
little known fact about airosol is that i have a black belt in licking pussy. PM me for references.

if its some bar donkey, then no i would not lick that clam.

if its a chick you know, then lick the alphabet.....however, at the SLIGHTEST scent, abort that fucking mission like a black man running from neighborhood watch


if your worried about disease, put a plastic bag over your head. if the bitch is ugly put on over her head
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Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 07:20:35 PM
   
Never

wise words

little known fact about airosol is that i have a black belt in licking pussy. PM me for references.

if its some bar donkey, then no i would not lick that clam.

if its a chick you know, then lick the alphabet.....however, at the SLIGHTEST scent, abort that fucking mission like a black man running from neighborhood watch


if your worried about disease, put a plastic bag over your head. if the bitch is ugly put on over her head

i agree with this

lol!!! just one baby momma!
i am a horny fucker, not stupid! lolol!!

yes but the statistic is about correct.. i even read higher % somewhere.... lol...
so 8 out of 10 posting here have it! lol....
but really man,  i never bothered with condoms.... used one on 3 occaisons in my life...
on all 3 occasions damn thing ruptered, just when i had my final thrust... lol...
so after that i was like fuck it, why bother???
and really a fuck with a rubber isn't a fuck! you haven't even touched the pussy with your dick.... ;D ;D ;D



lmao! you are one lucky fucker man.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on April 15, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
i wonder how much of GB have stds

I wonder when's the last time half of the"studs" in this thread have been laid  ;)
Title: Re: Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?
Post by: diamondcut on April 15, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
I wonder when's the last time half of the"studs" in this thread have been laid  ;)

i wonder this myself

everyone talks like they are millionaires with castles in the sky and a new bitch every weekend

oh yeah and conditioned 20 inch guns
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 15, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
I wonder when's the last time half of the"studs" in this thread have been laid  ;)

 please clarify: does your partner need to be aware or even present?
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Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on April 15, 2012, 08:18:27 PM
Let me paint a picture for you:



say you were out with the boys saturday night and you were planning to get laid. you have a few drinks in you and by some stroke of god you were able to bring this girl home, you hardly know the girl or even remember her name but she's all over you like white on rice:

(http://files.myopera.com/hotbodyfan/albums/2349481/hot-chick.jpg)

you get her home and you two are kissing each other and groping each other. she starts taking her clothes off and spreads her legs. she's looking at you dead in the eyes and her legs spread like eagle:

(http://sflchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pink-socks-spread-legs-cutie-1.jpg)

Do you start the foreplay and eventually eat her out? then proceed with the fucking?

or do you just continue doing the foreplay minus the eating (licking, kissing, erotic touching, etc etc) and just proceed with shagging her brains out from the "Agreed upon position" lmao

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrmukvGcX1qi3su4o1_250.gif)


Keep in mind that you don't know this girl at all, you met her at some random night club with her slutty friends. and let's be realistic, if she's doing this with you chances are she has done this with a shit load of other guys. you honestly don't have a clue what kind of STDs she has.


to eat or not to eat? that is the question


also, as a bonus question, do you pull out the jimmy hat and jizz on her face/back/stomach? or do you leave it on?



i saw this dude with facial herpes that scarred me for life. It looked terrible, and I honestly felt bad for that guy

fuck yes. there is nothing better than eating out fresh pussy that you are unfamiliar with
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on April 15, 2012, 09:05:00 PM

i find myself a nerd because i understand this if else loop

you program?

I did, during school days. FOXPRO, delphi, cplusplus.

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Post by: deadz on April 15, 2012, 09:12:18 PM
If the pussy is shaved and fresh, yes.
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Post by: HTexan on April 15, 2012, 09:18:26 PM
Did and received oral before I had vag sex.
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Post by: BigCyp on April 16, 2012, 01:55:30 AM
I fear for your long term future in heterosexuality.
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Post by: BIG_STI on April 16, 2012, 05:54:52 AM
Another Asif gimmick
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Post by: MAXX on April 16, 2012, 08:49:11 AM
haha fuck no. beta move
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Post by: CalvinH on April 16, 2012, 08:53:56 AM
Oner night stand-no
been on a few dates and going in for the kill-yes
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 16, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
back to the OP question.  Depends on the skag and where you met her.  If it is some club whore who is there every saturday night, knows every negro in the club then probably not.  I would just take a straight up BJ.  But some house party, nice little blond drinking wine coolers, chatting the slut up for a couple hours, wants to talk to me in one of the bedrooms because it is too noisy.  She is straight up going to get tongue raped.
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 16, 2012, 09:01:21 AM
Smell test, if your finger smells like fish or any other nasty smell eminating from area abort mission! If it passes the smell test eat that pussy!
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 16, 2012, 09:18:20 AM
Smell test, if your finger smells like fish or any other nasty smell eminating from area abort mission! If it passes the smell test eat that pussy!

Smell is important, but also the visual is too.  If there are any red dots, welts, pimples or any of that .  ABORT, ABORT.  DEFCON 9!