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Title: Who can challenge my awesomeness?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 17, 2012, 07:01:23 PM

I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.

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Title: Re: Who can challenge my awesomeness?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 17, 2012, 07:03:58 PM

HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!

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Title: Re: Who can challenge my awesomeness?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 17, 2012, 07:06:39 PM

You sound like a real tough guy.

Title: Re: Who can challenge my awesomeness?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 17, 2012, 07:42:41 PM

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 17, 2012, 07:06:39 PM

You sound like a real tough guy.

Indeed good sir

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Title: Re: Who can challenge my awesomeness?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 18, 2012, 06:45:59 AM

I really dislike you..