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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: w8m8 on April 19, 2012, 06:30:07 AM
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dear god ::)
http://jezebel.com/5902718/creepy-finance-guy-with-spreadsheet-of-matchcom-prospects-says-he-was-just-trying-to-be-organized
A certain Match.com member kept a ridiculously nitpicky Excel spreadsheet tracking his "in process" ladies. He then sent said document to the girl he liked most, who forwarded it to her friends, and eventually the spreadsheet — which contains his prospective dates' contact information — went viral. Jezebel got this genius du jour on the phone, wherein he attempted to explain what in the world he was thinking.
You'd think a highly meticulous person like our anonymous finance associate friend — who only agreed to speak with us if we didn't name him (though you can get his first name via our brother site Deadspin) — would keep his statistics to himself, but when he told one of his dates about the document tracking his "in process" ladies and she asked to see it, he complied:
Our man was corresponding with eight girls from Match.com (he deleted his profile today) and four whom he knows through colleagues, family friends, and his parents. (Aww.) He documented their "online appearance" ("Mixed bag of pictures, but great bod; works in my building, also in finance; well traveled; lives on XXX" is one example) "wink dates," dates of message communication, initial date status, and initial date comments.
Some are tagged "Monitor Closely (bold = ASAP)," like the girl who was "Very pretty; sweet & down to earth/great personality; hope to see again soon" and others, such as a girl with a "nice face and bod" but "very jappy; one and done for me," are under "monitor casually."
Despite his organized attempts at dating, it doesn't seem to be going too well for our Type A friend. Although he did drunkenly hook up with one girl after a karaoke party, he's been stood up by one girl who he gchats and texts with — "I honestly just wasn't that interested," she told us over the phone — and it seems like an "old BF may be back in the picture" with another.
"If I had to sum him up in one word, it would be 'fidgety,'" said the woman he deemed "jappy," who was shocked to hear he had distributed a spreadsheet. "He got up to readjust himself a few times in the middle of our conversation, which was bizarre. He kept taking his glasses off and then putting them on again." She said it was funny he called her "jappy," since he was able to correctly identify her designer bag. "He said his mom had it."
We spoke to the dude himself this afternoon, who said it was "an extraordinarily dumb decision" and that, even though he thinks the girl who forwarded the email owed him an apology, "he'll take the blame on this one."
"I work with spreadsheets a lot," he told us. "It's a great additional tool. I work long days, go to the gym, go out on a couple of midweek dates or what not, get home late...how am I going to remember them? I'm not. So I made the spreadsheets. My comments aren't malicious or mean. This was an honest attempt to stay organized."
He said he sent the spreadsheet to his date because "she works with spreadsheets a lot too" and she "seemed like a very sweet girl."
"I won't be using Match.com ever again," he said. "I screwed some people, and I screwed myself."
He added that this is "the worst day of his life" but that he understood why we would want to cover the issue, since the spreadsheet is "wacky and quirky and kind of funny." What a wack, quirky, hilarious guy.
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This man cared who he fucked. The same can't be said about women. ::)
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it was probably sev
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What the hell is "jappy"?
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it was probably sev
Yes, girl no.5 on the list is from Romania.
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What the hell is "jappy"?
Jewish American Princess?
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Jewish American Princess?
Looks like it....
from UD:
1. jappy 515 up, 127 down
A quintessential Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down.
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2. jappy 173 up, 124 down
Jewish American Princess. Wealthy jewish girls. Usually gorgeous, but totally annoying. Lots of Juicy Couture and Triple Five Soul. Side pony-tail, with their curly jewish hair vigorously straightened. Nice cars, good schools. Not sporty nor country club girls. Not very atheltic. Not to be confused with preppy. A prep would wear J. Crew khakis, whereas a jap would wear Seven jeans. Probably not waif-like, but slim and with good curves. Not one to go to private boarding school, but will graduate. Always good party girls, never holding back. To sum it up, a gorgeous bitch.
Tillie looked super-jappy in her maroon juicy sweatsuit, perfectly straightened hair, and big aviators when she pulled up in her new Mercedes.
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3. jappy 70 up, 79 down
(adj)
1. with qualities associated with a j.a.p. or jap.
2. very loud, annoying, arrogant, and spoiled.
My entire dorm is so jappy. Everyone's from Long Island!
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i wonder what james robinson had in his spreadsheet for booty
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i dont see whats so creepy about this
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Jewish American Princess?
Ok, now that Butterbean gave the urban dictionary explanation...
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So the guy is meticulous..... ;D
Getbiggers shouldn't be too critical, because you know their wives treat them just like the Dentist's wife in the movie The Hangover.
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What's the big deal. So the spreadsheet is his version of the historical "little black book" that people used to have.
I would rate chicks from 1 to 5 stars. When I was feeling horny would open the book, start calling the 5 stars then work my way down.
5 stars didn't just mean good looking. She could have been average but gave the best head so 5 stars. She could have been drop dead gorgeous but lame in bed so 3 stars.
Fuck I miss that book. I have it somewhere. need to find it and reminisce
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Ok, now that Butterbean gave the urban dictionary explanation...
Hey, I'm just an idea man. I don't do any heavy lifting. ;D
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Hahahaha
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'was visiting friend in hospital' = does not want to meet you hahaha
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That's not creepy...
I know a guy who used to work all over the world - move every 3-4 months to a new place....
He had an 'employee' that would go on the internet dating sites for the countries and arrange dates for him. He'd chat them up, give them the spiel and then arrange a date which his boss would go on. Of course, the women thought they were dating the guy they'd been chatting on line to.
The employee got paid per date with a bonus if the boss got a fuck out of it..
That's creepy.
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That's not creepy...
I know a guy who used to work all over the world - move every 3-4 months to a new place....
He had an 'employee' that would go on the internet dating sites for the countries and arrange dates for him. He'd chat them up, give them the spiel and then arrange a date which his boss would go on. Of course, the women thought they were dating the guy they'd been chatting on line to.
The employee got paid per date with a bonus if the boss got a fuck out of it..
That's creepy.
Creepy? not at all. It is called efficient.
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that guy has probably only had sex once...It will be a while before he has sex again..
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i wonder what james robinson had in his spreadsheet for booty
Please dont say that used up old cow's name. As soon as a thread or post mentions that fucking narc, she appears, bringing this place down with her shitty presence.
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i wouldnt do it like that but maybe a good schedule of dating women isnt that bad at all, i hear about guys having a dating account and pay but they fuck another chick every week, god i fuck way too little
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Nothing "creepy" about this at all. It's just good record keeping.
Most of the lookers on Match.com are fake profiles put there by the company. I'm surprised there hasn't been class action lawsuits against this company.
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nowt creepy about that, love.
you can bet he's a neat freak though. probably irons and folds his fucking socks and keeps them all neat and tidy the drawer
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What an idiot for telling this chick about it.
Men have to keep secrets just like every woman in the world keeps secrets. The trick is to feel no guilt about it just like them.
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nowt creepy about that, love.
you can bet he's a neat freak though. probably irons and folds his fucking socks and keeps them all neat and tidy the drawer
Agreed - I bet he's got the whole OCD thing going on.
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This guy has a great system.... treats pussy like a job....
Pussy its not only a job, its serious fucking business
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Good to see Willgrant got over booty.
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Someone dig up that list that girl made about what she would do/had done with certain guys
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here
http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery
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nowt creepy about that, love.
you can bet he's a neat freak though. probably irons and folds his fucking socks and keeps them all neat and tidy the drawer
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the only problem with it is have is how can you be so fucking stupid you don't remember the ones you liked.
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it was probably sev
sev likes teh boys
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the only problem with it is have is how can you be so fucking stupid you don't remember the ones you liked.
Excellent fucking point
Not creepy but..
Probably had way too much spare time
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very jappy; one and done for me," are under "monitor casually."
Despite his organized attempts at dating, it doesn't seem to be going too well for our Type A friend. Although he did drunkenly hook up with one girl after a karaoke party,
A pattern emerges.