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Title: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Your Average GymRat on April 22, 2012, 05:58:56 PM
I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me. ;)
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Borracho on April 22, 2012, 06:00:34 PM
are you really that buff dude from karachi named asif?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Your Average GymRat on April 22, 2012, 06:01:55 PM
are you really that buff dude from karachi named asif?
Nope. From Dedham, MA
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: che on April 22, 2012, 06:02:45 PM
. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of.
Haha
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/April2011Flex2442.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: garebear on April 22, 2012, 06:03:31 PM
This thread is cracking me up.

Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: makaveli25 on April 22, 2012, 07:00:46 PM
Haha
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/April2011Flex2442.jpg)

haha riiiiped!
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: WOOO on April 22, 2012, 07:17:28 PM
I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me. ;)

pathetic
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Borracho on April 22, 2012, 07:30:03 PM
Haha
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/April2011Flex2442.jpg)

is that guy wearing a mask?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2012, 07:34:07 PM
He had my posts deleted....hahaha.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: A Professional on April 22, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
YAGR still reppin' Getbiggers! A true pussy slaya' for the ages! ;D
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Big N on April 22, 2012, 07:40:04 PM
I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me. ;)

Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure  ;D
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure  ;D

It's because he's delusional.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: A Professional on April 22, 2012, 08:05:36 PM
The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2012, 08:08:07 PM
The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.

What the Fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: no one on April 22, 2012, 08:10:14 PM
you must be a pretty lonely fuck to put so much time into a message board, let alone being a gimmick on one. congrats.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: haider on April 22, 2012, 08:11:11 PM
The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.
:o
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: A Professional on April 22, 2012, 08:19:54 PM
What the Fuck are you talking about?

You never showed for the fight in the sanctioned dojo with YAGR. I'm also not surprised you pretend like you don't know.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2012, 08:22:16 PM
You never showed for the fight in the sanctioned dojo with YAGR. I'm also not surprised you pretend like you don't know.


You dumb sob, that was Wes. I live on the west coast. Yagr was there as much as Wes was if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 22, 2012, 08:25:32 PM
you are  just asking to get boot fucked with those antics.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: SF1900 on April 22, 2012, 08:31:28 PM
YAGR, you are definitely the epitome of a true Getbigger and bodybuilder.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 22, 2012, 08:32:17 PM
Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure  ;D

I bet you think Jimmy Fallon is funny too
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: A Professional on April 22, 2012, 08:35:05 PM
You dumb sob, that was Wes. I live on the west coast. Yagr was there as much as Wes was if you know what I mean.

All I hear is excuses. The question is, are you gonna bark little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bigjim on April 22, 2012, 10:53:53 PM
Haha
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/April2011Flex2442.jpg)

Is that a bob hair cut, and that chin would rival Jays!
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 23, 2012, 05:05:23 AM
I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me. ;)
Are you saying you could match Falcon in a pushup contest?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on April 23, 2012, 05:08:34 AM
Haha
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/April2011Flex2442.jpg)

LMAO at the left bicep... if you put a level on it, the bubble is gonna be dead fucking center
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: CalvinH on April 23, 2012, 05:16:11 AM
You're the guy that lost his balls to Ron...
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 23, 2012, 05:43:02 AM
LMAO at the left bicep... if you put a level on it, the bubble is gonna be dead fucking center

that's a unicep, not a bicep. And even still it's better than Sev's  "arms" ...ha ha ha
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 07:26:08 AM
You're the guy that lost his balls to Ron...

Yep.....with a chin that has had a thousand dicks laid across it.

Asif the nutless wonder.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 23, 2012, 07:45:38 AM
Yep.....with a chin that has had a thousand dicks laid across it.

Asif the nutless wonder.

ok "Josh Rehaluk" ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: supernick on April 23, 2012, 07:48:25 AM
these are the posts i like from u,,, keep it up, u are one bad man
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 07:55:50 AM
ok "Josh Rehaluk" ::) ::) ::)

Yeah right....fourth or fifth time you tried that lame hook.

But keep at it Asif, it's about the most interesting thing you post.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Your Average GymRat on April 23, 2012, 10:26:19 AM
ok "Josh Rehaluk" ::) ::) ::)
Don't even respond to the guy. All he wants to talk about is men's genitals and semen. He's angry at the world that he's a closet queer. Ignoring his posts wii raise his blood pressure and excaerbate the boils on his neck.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Your Average GymRat on April 23, 2012, 10:30:39 AM
You dumb sob, that was Wes. I live on the west coast. Yagr was there as much as Wes was if you know what I mean.
Wes was a no show because he's a coward just like you Tonto. Anytime you want to show your ugly stinking face at a IKF Approved Dojo and put on a gi I'll throw a roundhouse kick that will knock your oddly shaped head off your narrow shoulders, shortman.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 10:39:14 AM
Don't even respond to the guy. All he wants to talk about is men's genitals and semen. He's angry at the world that he's a closet queer. Ignoring his posts wii raise his blood pressure and excaerbate the boils on his neck.

Obviously God hates you too....

Can an aids patient like you even get a leg up in the air and kick?
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 23, 2012, 11:00:03 AM
Haahahahah

First hes a paki twink,

and now this


get your shit right ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
if thats him, oh dear.

i see the gloves are on, makes sense, he seems always ready for a brawl

Yes....quite the imposing specimen isn't he?

Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 11:44:32 AM
Haahahahah
First hes a paki twink,
and now this
get your shit right ::) ::) ::)


I feel this strange nipping at my heels....like a juruth/RedMeatKiddie type stray dog wants some attention.

Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 23, 2012, 12:01:41 PM
I feel this strange nipping at my heels....like a juruth/RedMeatKiddie type stray dog wants some attention.



leave your mom out of this
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 01:17:26 PM
I feel this strangle tickling sensation on my nutsack...

juruth is a master at cupping the balls.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: JasonH on April 23, 2012, 01:21:39 PM
Yes....quite the imposing specimen isn't he?



 ;D

That picture cracks me up every time
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 23, 2012, 01:23:55 PM
;D

That picture cracks me up every time

And where the fuck is your picture???

Your avatar ::) ::) ::)

Getbig has seen enough of your lower back skin folds
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: bike nut on April 23, 2012, 01:24:15 PM
JasonH....and he/she is threatening Getbiggers on the internet. Shades of Pillowtalk the kiddie fiddler.

Birds of a feather those two....
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: JasonH on April 23, 2012, 01:28:55 PM
And where the fuck is your picture???

Your avatar ::) ::) ::)

Getbig has seen enough of your lower back skin folds

Where's your picture champ?

Yeah, thought so...
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Wiggs on April 23, 2012, 01:29:29 PM
I love the confidence of average gym rat
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 23, 2012, 01:53:09 PM
I love the confidence of average gym rat
The dude dont back down
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: A Professional on April 23, 2012, 02:07:46 PM
I've seen pics of YAGR. Those people saying he's this 'asif' character are wrong.
YAGR is a handsome, powerful individual, with an aura that causes everyone to turn in his direction whenever he walks in to a room.
Quite capable of handing the Couch his ass and then some.
Ever wonder why Wes really decided to leave? He can't type anymore because YAGR crippled his tiny womanlike hands.
Title: Re: I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 23, 2012, 02:09:31 PM
I've seen pics of YAGR. Those people saying he's this 'asif' character are wrong.
YAGR is a handsome, powerful individual, with an aura that causes everyone to turn in his direction whenever he walks in to a room.
Quite capable of handing the Couch his ass and then some.
Ever wonder why Wes really decided to leave?

Indeed Good Sir  8)