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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BIG DUB on May 05, 2012, 02:13:34 PM
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;D
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I thought that entire post was taking it to far :P But then the bold part, holy shit.
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there are plenty of forums on the net with dudes discussing penis enlargement, posting pics of their dicks for other men to give comments on and so on. its kinda like bodybuilding, except straight men post and look at pictures of other straight men commenting on their dicks. ::) ::) they have training programs just like in bodybuilding for beginners, advanced etc, before after photos too
look up "thunders place"
i was actually curious if this thing works, but it seems way demanding to keep up with a routine. i guess if i lived alone i could dedicate enough time for those training programs.
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Are you trying to write a book i am not going to read all that shit. but since you mention penis most likely you have a small dick but no problem you can be a bottom twink.
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Most porn stars are not even 8x6. Yea, womin will definitely be screaming.., from pain
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there are plenty of forums on the net with dudes discussing penis enlargement, posting pics of their dicks for other men to give comments on and so on. its kinda like bodybuilding, except straight men post and look at pictures of other straight men commenting on their dicks. ::) ::) they have training programs just like in bodybuilding for beginners, advanced etc, before after photos too
look up "thunders place"
i was actually curious if this thing works, but it seems way demanding to keep up with a routine. i guess if i lived alone i could dedicate enough time for those training programs.
"straight" guys that look at big cocks all dAY ::)
I could imagine the PM's flying in that place...LOL
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Sad stuff. :( Couldn't see anyone being bothered unless exceptionally small.
Seems like there'd be a risk of damaging your dick doing all that nonsense. Then they'd really have something to cry about.
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GTFOOH
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He's injecting crap into his penis? He's physically sticking a needle into his penis? ???
What the fuck is wrong with people? Shit...
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Epic Insecurity on display for public consumption - either that or a tremendous gag post - I think it is the latter!
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That shit was worse than a gh15 post. What the fuck is clamping and jelqing? EQ, I though that was a steroid. Who the fuck cares what your girth is, it's about what you feel, not what she feels.
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Epic Insecurity on display for public consumption - either that or a tremendous gag post - I think it is the latter!
Read for yourself..
http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/showthread.php?t=126030&page=4&pp=15
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Way too much penis mentioning in this thread!
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i once nearly laughed myself to death over at thunders place.. they take that shit fucking serious with their hanging and stretching routines ;D
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hahahah wtf? the penis is not a muscle. You cant train it by stretching or lifting weights. All this guy is doing is increasing the amount of blood in his dick.
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These penis exercisers are wasting their time. I imagine the potential for injury is very high.
I have found that the best penis exercise is having sex with pretty, horny women.
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These penis exercisers are wasting their time. I imagine the potential for injury is very high.
I have found that the best penis exercise is having sex with pretty, horny women.
people use pumps because they cant get it up. poor dudes.
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people use pumps because they cant get it up. poor dudes.
Pumped up kicks
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/008/526/654_1000.jpg)
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I want them screaming when I penetrate them.
You dont need a big cock for that, just a ski mask and the element of surprise.
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Trying to ungay thread.
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/008/526/654_1000.jpg)
wish i was that vacuum
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They don't need a pump, they need a good therapist...Or you could do what Styrdom did and move to an Asian country...
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My penis is fine
Every time I have sex with a woman, I orgasm.
Therefore, no problemo.
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10 years ago i bought a pump and it was fun for some weeks. It worked also, it got bigger hard or flacid. I could also get a hard on more quickly before sexy.
Than i got bored. It was painfull also at times.
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Hobby of the gods. Zeus got his penis to over 300 feet wide and 4 inch long.
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My plenty big but anyone know any tricks to get full hard each time.
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My plenty big but anyone know any tricks to get full hard each time.
Make a small hole at the base and pour in some quick drying cement. That should keep it hard indefinitely!
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Make a small hole at the base and pour in some quick drying cement. That should keep it hard indefinitely!
limp dick joker outed
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/008/526/654_1000.jpg)
Damn that's Hebrew-esque. I'd be worried about the long term health of my penis though... that's an alarming color
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wish i was that vacuum
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Damn that's Hebrew-esque. I'd be worried about the long term health of my penis though... that's an alarming color
this is a normal color for a dick inside a pump
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this is a normal color for a dick inside a pump
Lol that's not a natural state for a penis though... who knows what that'll do over the long term
Don't you have one? Anything to report yet?
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Lol that's not a natural state for a penis though... who knows what that'll do over the long term
Don't you have one? Anything to report yet?
i bought one of those water pumps
i dont use it often but i actually dont think it works :(
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i bought one of those water pumps
i dont use it often but i actually dont think it works :(
If you save up, they can do a surgery where they cut a few tendons at the origin of the shaft so more of the penis comes out. Instant 2-3" in length....no increase in girth though
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If you save up, they can do a surgery where they cut a few tendons at the origin of the shaft so more of the penis comes out. Instant 2-3" in length....no increase in girth though
thats retarded
girth is the only thing that matters unless you are so short you cant get it in
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thats retarded
girth is the only thing that matters unless you are so short you cant get it in
Unless your dick is really skinny why worry about girth? Length is visually imposing and all anyone ever talks about. Plus the penis widens at the base anyhow
Nobody says "Yeah but my girth is x inches" except for losers with 4-inch dicks. The key stat is always how long it is
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i bought one of those water pumps
i dont use it often but i actually dont think it works :(
Oh, no another disappointment ;D ;D ;D
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Oh, no another disappointment ;D ;D ;D
after i master bate i dont give a shit
so i dont give a shit now ::)
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Unless your dick is really skinny why worry about girth? Length is visually imposing and all anyone ever talks about. Plus the penis widens at the base anyhow
Nobody says "Yeah but my girth is x inches" except for losers with 4-inch dicks. The key stat is always how long it is
you seem like quite knowledgeable penile wise. props.
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Sad stuff. :( Couldn't see anyone being bothered unless exceptionally small.
Seems like there'd be a risk of damaging your dick doing all that nonsense. Then they'd really have something to cry about.
X2.
I can understand why guys with tiny cocks will go through all kinds of shit to make it bigger, but I never understand why anyone with a cock that is in the average range would bother.
Sure, I'd love to have a 9 incher, but if it meant doing all kinds of crazy and dangerous things to myself than its not worth it.
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you seem like quite knowledgeable penile wise. props.
Lol i knew that was coming :D
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Lol i knew that was coming :D
The danger in using a penis pump is in overdoing it. There are websites devoted to this practice. Some have good information and instructions. Two things to keep in mind; don't use too much vacuum and start out slow. Initially, one would pump once per day for 5 minutes working up to three times a day. Next on can increase the time in pump to 10 minutes, then 15 minutes and topping out at 20 minutes. If you are looking to increase size, this takes a long time, sometimes years of pumping. Penis pumps are also prescribed for people with erectile dysfunction and a means of getting reasonably hard. The routine for this issue is different than pumping for size.
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/008/526/654_1000.jpg)
Engorged Penis Of Peace
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There's actually something called penile dysmorphic disorder. Not unlike bodybuilders who think their small. Best thing you can do for penis size is to lose weight and get ripped. Next best thing is to date women with small hands...
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The danger in using a penis pump is in overdoing it. There are websites devoted to this practice. Some have good information and instructions. Two things to keep in mind; don't use too much vacuum and start out slow. Initially, one would pump once per day for 5 minutes working up to three times a day. Next on can increase the time in pump to 10 minutes, then 15 minutes and topping out at 20 minutes. If you are looking to increase size, this takes a long time, sometimes years of pumping. Penis pumps are also prescribed for people with erectile dysfunction and a means of getting reasonably hard. The routine for this issue is different than pumping for size.
Sounds like a major waste of time, frankly
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Sounds like a major waste of time, frankly
Yeah you read about these "routines" that take hours and evidently in some cases you are looking at years to get really solid gains.
"Sorry son, I won't be able to make your little league game today. I'll be holed up in the bathroom stretching my dick from 17 different angles all afternoon and likely well into the evening"
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Yeah you read about these "routines" that take hours and evidently in some cases you are looking at years to get really solid gains.
"Sorry son, I won't be able to make your little league game today. I'll be holed up in the bathroom stretching my dick from 17 different angles all afternoon and likely well into the evening"
funny coming from a bodybuilder who hits the gym all the time for hours attacking his biceps from 17 different angles ;D
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Are the gains from those pumps permanent? Does it stay just as hard as usual?
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Are the gains from those pumps permanent? Does it stay just as hard as usual?
No.
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funny coming from a bodybuilder who hits the gym all the time for hours attacking his biceps from 17 different angles ;D
Haha yeah true true :)
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Luckily I already have a pretty big penor.
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Read about guys who got penis extension surgery who can now not get wood. They traded 1/2 inch to an inch for a Cutler-like broken penis... :-\
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Yeah you read about these "routines" that take hours and evidently in some cases you are looking at years to get really solid gains.
"Sorry son, I won't be able to make your little league game today. I'll be holed up in the bathroom stretching my dick from 17 different angles all afternoon and likely well into the evening"
U can always do the exercises in conjunction with your reg work outs at the gym ;D
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after i master bate i dont give a shit
so i dont give a shit now ::)
Looks like 'baby mama' opening is just too big for you ;D
Mother nature was not too kind to you :'( :'( :'(
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U can always do the exercises in conjunction with your reg work outs at the gym ;D
Haha now I would pay top dollar for that security camera footage in the gym.
Forget the "pranksters who get punched" thread, your idea would be PURE comedy at its finest! ;D