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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Marlo Stanfield on May 14, 2012, 04:37:33 AM
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Cheech and Chong right there.
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That's a layed back fuggin cop. And he let him drive off DUI. :D
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All cops should be that way. They're here to protect us.
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Dude, most cops are cool if you JUST DON'T LIE TO THEM! These dudes get lied to constantly and it is a breath of fresh air when someone just tells the truth. I have been pulled over numerous times, and usually never get ticketed because I am straight with them. It's called honesty, and most criminals aren't taught it, so the cops get pissed. Do you think these guys like babysitting grown adults?
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What was he chewing on? It was quite obvious he was chewing on Jay Cutlers newest invention, ArmourBite. He was trying to keep his cortisol levels down before his next contest.
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Dude, most cops are cool if you JUST DON'T LIE TO THEM! These dudes get lied to constantly and it is a breath of fresh air when someone just tells the truth. I have been pulled over numerous times, and usually never get ticketed because I am straight with them. It's called honesty, and most criminals aren't taught it, so the cops get pissed. Do you think these guys like babysitting grown adults?
HAHAHAHA....No
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Dude, most cops are cool if you JUST DON'T LIE TO THEM! These dudes get lied to constantly and it is a breath of fresh air when someone just tells the truth. I have been pulled over numerous times, and usually never get ticketed because I am straight with them. It's called honesty, and most criminals aren't taught it, so the cops get pissed. Do you think these guys like babysitting grown adults?
Bad advice. The best thing to do is not say anything and only provide information that you are legally required to. Nothing more.
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Dude, most cops are cool if you JUST DON'T LIE TO THEM! These dudes get lied to constantly and it is a breath of fresh air when someone just tells the truth. I have been pulled over numerous times, and usually never get ticketed because I am straight with them. It's called honesty, and most criminals aren't taught it, so the cops get pissed. Do you think these guys like babysitting grown adults?
"Bro, I'll be honest with ya....the dead body is in the trunk...can you cut me a break this time??"
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Bad advice. The best thing to do is not say anything and only provide information that you are legally required to. Nothing more.
And be polite and nice to them.
Yes sir, no sir, maybe sir....
Treat them with respect and you'll get out of a lot of shit, ask me how I know.
I got off one DUI simply because I was polite and complied with everything he asked, he even waited an hour to take me to the station cause his mobile breathalyzer "didnt seem to be working", and then let me wait an hour to test on the stations breathalyzer. (Wound up blowing .01 under)
All because I was semi-honest and polite. (Told him I had a few and got in a fight with my GF and took off in my car, which has half true. I had way more than a couple.)
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yup
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I lol'd at the irony of Marlo Stanfield making this post
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Bad advice. The best thing to do is not say anything and only provide information that you are legally required to. Nothing more.
Bahahah your such a fucktard. the last thing you wanna do is be difficult with the guy, if you make him do more paper work than your worth he ain't gonna be kind. Obviously you don't tell stuff he simply doesn't need to know, but if you start mentioning your rights he's not gonna be doing you any favors.
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Bahahah your such a fucktard. the last thing you wanna do is be difficult with the guy, if you make him do more paper work than your worth he ain't gonna be kind. Obviously you don't tell stuff he simply doesn't need to know, but if you start mentioning your rights he's not gonna be doing you any favors.
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Id just be nice and polite and not answer anything you dont have to/feel comfortable.
In the above DUI scenario I talked about, I talked to the office and said "I really dont know what Im supposed to do, can I call my lawyer?" And he was perfectly compliant.
Its the attitude you come at them with IMHO.
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I lol'd at the irony of Marlo Stanfield making this post
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Bad advice. The best thing to do is not say anything and only provide information that you are legally required to. Nothing more.
For once we agree. This is good advice. The cop isn't there to be your friend or your confessor. Provide the information you're required to provide (typically name, address, date of birth) in a calm and polite fashion and simply refuse to answer any questions.
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It's a fine line you have to walk. You be polite to them and if they have you by the balls you tell them semi-truths within reason as long as it's not confessing to something very serious. I mean if he stops you and says "do you realise you were THIS far over the limit?" you might respond with "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realise the limit was X in this area, I suppose I might have been going a little above the limit? I was looking for such and such do you know the way to get there?" or something. Don't flat out admit to having 5 kilos of coke in the boot of the car or had 40 pints of guinness before sitting behind the wheel, nom sayin?
If you have an attitude of "I ain't sayin' shit to you, nigguh" then he is going to make it difficult for you.
I've got off with light stuff like parking tickets but I've also ended up in jail a few times because I was DRUNKKKK and had gone beyond the point of no return!!!!!! But if I'm sober I can talk myself out of most situations because I learnt how to charm people from the best charmers in the WORLD, EVER - THE IRISH!
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For once we agree. This is good advice. The cop isn't there to be your friend or your confessor. Provide the information you're required to provide (typically name, address, date of birth) in a calm and polite fashion and simply refuse to answer any questions.
You shouldn't be totally robotic with them and play hard ball because they hate that shit, I know I would. Nobody likes a smartass. A bit of verbal jazz will get you a long way
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It's a fine line you have to walk. You be polite to them and if they have you by the balls you tell them semi-truths within reason as long as it's not confessing to something very serious. I mean if he stops you and says "do you realise you were THIS far over the limit?" you might respond with "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realise the limit was X in this area, I suppose I might have been going a little above the limit? I was looking for such and such do you know the way to get there?" or something. Don't flat out admit to having 5 kilos of coke in the boot of the car or had 40 pints of guinness before sitting behind the wheel, nom sayin?
If you have an attitude of "I ain't sayin' shit to you, nigguh" then he is going to make it difficult for you.
First of all, do not tell "semi-truths" to cops - semi-truths are semi-lies and lying to a cop is an offense in and of itself, and quite a serious one at that.
You said that a response to a "do you realize you were THIS far over the limit" might be: "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realise the limit was X in this area, I suppose I might have been going a little above the limit? I was looking for such and such do you know the way to get there?"Why would you make such an extraordinarirly stupid statement? First of all you're admitting that you don't know the limit in the area and admitting that you were indeed going over the limit. And to add insult to injury you are trying to play "footsie" with him.
If he's pulled you over, he has a reason (or at least a pretense), so why step into shit by talking more? The smart thing to do when you're pulled over is to be calm, polite, and provide your license (or name, address and date of birth) along with your car registration and proof of insurance, and then say nothing else.
Again, the cop isn't there to be your friend, to cut you a break, to tell you you've been a bad boy and give you a slap on the wrist, or to listen to and absolve you of your sins.
I've got off with light stuff like parking tickets but I've also ended up in jail a few times because I was DRUNKKKK and had gone beyond the point of no return!!!!!! But if I'm sober I can talk myself out of most situations because I learnt how to charm people from the best charmers in the WORLD, EVER - THE IRISH!
You've gotten off parking tickets? Oh, well then... let's all listen to your advice! I mean, shit, that's some jedi mind-trick worthy stuff right there.
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What the fuck am I reading?
If you get pulled over by a cop, why not cooperate with him? He knows your full of shit before you open your mouth.
''I didn't know the speed limit'' ''my speedometer must be messed up'' =instant ticket.
trust me your 100x's better off saying I'm running late and not using my best judgement.
Now if you have a dead body in the truck go ahead and exercise your 5th amendment rights, otherwise your stupid.
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First of all, do not tell "semi-truths" to cops - semi-truths are semi-lies and lying to a cop is an offense in and of itself, and quite a serious one at that.
You said that a response to a "do you realize you were THIS far over the limit" might be: "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realise the limit was X in this area, I suppose I might have been going a little above the limit? I was looking for such and such do you know the way to get there?"Why would you make such an extraordinarirly stupid statement? First of all you're admitting that you don't know the limit in the area and admitting that you were indeed going over the limit. And to add insult to injury you are trying to play "footsie" with him.
If he's pulled you over, he has a reason (or at least a pretense), so why step into shit by talking more? The smart thing to do when you're pulled over is to be calm, polite, and provide your license (or name, address and date of birth) along with your car registration and proof of insurance, and then say nothing else.
Again, the cop isn't there to be your friend, to cut you a break, to tell you you've been a bad boy and give you a slap on the wrist, or to listen to and absolve you of your sins.
You've gotten off parking tickets? Oh, well then... let's all listen to your advice! I mean, shit, that's some jedi mind-trick worthy stuff right there.
This is good info.
Almost every time ive been pulled over, they just let me go because Im polite, and I dont volunteer anything unless caught in the act. Only 3 tickets in my life, 1 for "racing", 1 for rolling a stopsign, and 1 for speeding. The latter 2 he simply took my license and handed me a ticket with practically no interaction.
All the others, let off. Quite a few, at that. Just be nice, polite, and dont give away anything you dont have to.
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This is good info.
Almost every time ive been pulled over, they just let me go because Im polite, and I dont volunteer anything unless caught in the act. Only 3 tickets in my life, 1 for "racing", 1 for rolling a stopsign, and 1 for speeding. The latter 2 he simply took my license and handed me a ticket with practically no interaction.
All the others, let off. Quite a few, at that. Just be nice, polite, and dont give away anything you dont have to.
I was once cited for competition speed racing (a charge here worse than a DUI or DWI) in my Lotus. 5,000 dollars to a good lawyer left the cops unable to prove anything as there was no radar taken, just sight and they only caught me because I forgot to close the garage door. They never "saw" me in the car. So they couldn`t place me in the car. Oh well. Waste of money on my end, waste of tax payers money, waste all the way around. The only one smiling was the lawyer.
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I was once cited for competition speed racing (a charge here worse than a DUI or DWI) in my Lotus. 5,000 dollars to a good lawyer left the cops unable to prove anything as there was no radar taken, just sight and they only caught me because I forgot to close the garage door. They never "saw" me in the car. So they couldn`t place me in the car. Oh well. Waste of money on my end, waste of tax payers money, waste all the way around. The only one smiling was the lawyer.
you re really no better than suckmanmuscles.
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I was once cited for competition speed racing (a charge here worse than a DUI or DWI) in my Lotus. 5,000 dollars to a good lawyer left the cops unable to prove anything as there was no radar taken, just sight and they only caught me because I forgot to close the garage door. They never "saw" me in the car. So they couldn`t place me in the car. Oh well. Waste of money on my end, waste of tax payers money, waste all the way around. The only one smiling was the lawyer.
Same basic thing in my Chevelle, drag racing, only they never saw us... someone called us in, and then they set a trap down the road, but we were going the speed limit by the time they tried to trap us.
Same thing, waste of 1000 bucks, they had no case, but I had to pay a lawyer anyway "just cause".
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My parents own a restaurant in my home town. Police eat half off. My folks get a long very well with them. They often sit in our parking lot late at night watching for speeders. This benefits my parents having the police sitting there is a great deterrent for break ins.
Anyways I was driving with a few buddies when I was only 18 years old. We were passing around a bottle of ice 101 very smelly stuff. I got pulled over. The cop didn't recognize me at first. He asked me a few questions and I told him my parents own " so and so" restaurant. He gave me one look and told me to get to my friends house right away and stay there :o He let me off. That was a close one that situation could of ruined my life for awhile.
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you re really no better than suckmanmuscles.
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You've gotten off parking tickets? Oh, well then... let's all listen to your advice! I mean, shit, that's some jedi mind-trick worthy stuff right there.
Bigbeuhl sucks cocks
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I can guarantee I'm a better talker than you, you're not on my level
I have got off with other stuff, too. I've been in jail in 3 different countries but I've also got away with a lot more than I can talk about here, go fuck yourself nobody
Haha fucking burn bitch