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Title: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: bighead on May 17, 2012, 08:21:41 PM
any bodybuilders from the late 90s here who had to use that fuckin jan tana shit stain? my first show I was 19 all prepped ready bto hit the stage. friday night apply 1st coat of jan tana diarehea and looked like i just got out of a coal mine. put more on and then i looked like a straighht up fucking idiot. we managed to smooth it in somewhat but fuck that stuff sucked..oh and the looks when you had to go to the show venue..what an embarassing hobby. thank god for pro tan.
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: Hulkotron on May 17, 2012, 08:32:33 PM
I knew a chick named Tana once.  She was a huge, huge whore.
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: BIG ACH on May 17, 2012, 08:47:38 PM
my first few shows I used Jan Tana, liked it, but my last show I switched to Dream Tan  and I liked that more!
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: HTexan on May 17, 2012, 10:20:44 PM
Did you stick it in a paint gun? :D
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: disco_stu on May 17, 2012, 11:05:39 PM
simple solution, dont stand in front of a crowd of people covered in oil, in dick stickers, dancing to music.

Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: Anglo on May 18, 2012, 03:00:14 AM


Why do bodybuilders have to tan so dark, can't they just lighten the lights?
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: Ron on May 18, 2012, 03:17:15 AM

They can lighten or darken the tan, but some bodybuilders choose to make themselves way too dark.  That is a classic mistake, and had cost quite a few bodybuilders some placings.   You dont need to go so dark, just a good tan.   
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: darkrid3r on May 18, 2012, 07:54:52 AM
My first few shows we used tana as a base and dream tan #2, but they have banned a lot of this stuff now. Unsure what I am going to do this year.
Some of that crap turns me green :(

Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: makaveli25 on May 18, 2012, 08:21:29 AM
That whole dream tan pro tan is hideous and retarded looking. They should go back to the 70s era way of doing things.
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: flipper5470 on May 18, 2012, 08:26:40 AM
They can lighten or darken the tan, but some bodybuilders choose to make themselves way too dark.  That is a classic mistake, and had cost quite a few bodybuilders some placings.   You dont need to go so dark, just a good tan.   

They secretly long to be negroes?
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: bighead on May 18, 2012, 09:15:40 AM
yeah, once its on your face you run the risk people think king your in black face a la ted danson.
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: powerbar on May 18, 2012, 10:25:54 AM
We have to be so dark because the lights are so bright.  A normal tan gets washed out.
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: Princess L on May 18, 2012, 11:16:13 AM
my first few shows I used Jan Tana, liked it, but my last show I switched to Dream Tan  and I liked that more!

What's that stuff that makes you look like a bronze statue?  Everyone should stay away from that stuff.
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on May 18, 2012, 11:29:36 AM
What's that stuff that makes you look like a bronze statue?  Everyone should stay away from that stuff.

pro tan?
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: Princess L on May 18, 2012, 11:35:27 AM
pro tan?


ewwww  :-X

Not good.
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 18, 2012, 12:12:20 PM
Those tanoholics look awful.. :-X
Title: Re: jan tana
Post by: che on May 18, 2012, 12:17:03 PM
pro tan?
Nope ,

That's Dream Tan
Title: Re: Jan Tana - Tanning Coat too dark?
Post by: HTexan on May 20, 2012, 02:22:33 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7258/6888961418_cf2cf9d76b_z.jpg)