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Title: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: bradistani on May 24, 2012, 11:58:55 AM
wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  ;D

Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: Parker on May 24, 2012, 12:08:59 PM
This is what happens when Sylvester the cat is allowed to eat Tweety and decides to "Sch-play" video games all day.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: devilsmile on May 24, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  ;D



"wtf is diablo 3?"

bradistani, you need to quit life. It's a rant about the new anticipated super open world games incapability to join any server = error 37. It's like world of warcraft, except on steroids.

do a quick google search ::)

you can also find videos in youtube;

- Doom meltdown

- world of warcraft meltdown

- Halo 3 melt down

- Tekken melt down

- Quake melt down

 the list goes on forever!

I don't care how big of a life you people have, but if you don't even know the basic info about these games etc, you have no real culutural education :D
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: bradistani on May 24, 2012, 12:50:36 PM
"wtf is diablo 3?"

bradistani, you need to quit life. It's a rant about the new anticipated super open world games incapability to join any server = error 37. It's like world of warcraft, except on steroids.

do a quick google search ::)

you can also find videos in youtube;

- Doom meltdown

- world of warcraft meltdown

- Halo 3 melt down

- Tekken melt down

- Quake melt down

 the list goes on forever!

I don't care how big of a life you people have, but if you don't even know the basic info about these games etc, you have no real culutural education :D


i gathered it was something like that but still, i've never heard of the game at all. i was never into all that fantasy, role playing crap.. way to much time needed.

don't game whatsoever now  :-\ we've got a wii but thats just sat gathering dust
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: tu_holmes on May 24, 2012, 12:55:34 PM
Seriously... Diablo III sold 7 million copies in the first week.

7 Million... It is quite possibly the most anticipated game in the past 5 years.

If you have ever played a video game and you've not heard of diablo, then what the  hell have you been doing?
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: dr.chimps on May 24, 2012, 01:09:10 PM
333386 making some thoughtful and cogent points about a video game, I presume.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: Boost on May 24, 2012, 01:24:17 PM
Which game character is this?
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: epic_alien on May 24, 2012, 01:24:29 PM
Seriously... Diablo III sold 7 million copies in the first week.

7 Million... It is quite possibly the most anticipated game in the past 5 years.

If you have ever played a video game and you've not heard of diablo, then what the  hell have you been doing?


what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: BIG ACH on May 24, 2012, 01:30:40 PM
 ;D

http://kotaku.com/5910975/diablo-widows-get-dildos-in-french-sex-shop-stunt

Diablo Widows Get Dildos in French Sex Shop Stunt

Ladies, have you gone lonely as your lovers have spent hours trying to penetrate the secrets of Diablo III (or, more probably, penetrate the game's login screen). Well then, the French sex shop Absoloo wishes to soothe your frustrations—with a free vibrator.

It helps if you read this in your best Hollywood-affected French voice, but Absoloo, on its official blog today, asked "Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III?" Oui! "Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening ..." Oui!

Alors, ma petite chou fleur, "your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience." Oui! Oui! Ah, mon dieu, oui!

To claim your sex toy, post a Facebook picture of yourself with a copy of the game responsible for your alienation of affection (and notify Absoloo.) The sex toy merchant will then transmit a voucher code for a "small vibrator," (akin to a crude javelin or simple dagger, I suppose, resale value 2 gold). For those wondering, Absoloo does not discriminate by gender or sexual orientation. Anyone whose partner has been consumed by Diablo is eligible.

Un Diablo III acheté, un sextoy offert! [Absoloo. h/t Ugo Parsi]
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: tu_holmes on May 24, 2012, 05:45:02 PM
what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?

Stop being a retard... Do you go to the movies?

Yeah... That's valid entertainment right?

Well guess what? Videogames are bigger than the hollywood box office... So if you feel like you are somehow "cool" because you don't play games, you're just a clown.

The bottom line is that Games are big business and EVERYONE fucking plays video games... Unless you're over 45.

So are you over 45? Then fine, I give you a pass... if not, then you're just being an idiot.

Videogames do not stop ANYONE from getting laid... Being a retard and living your life for ANYTHING to excess is bad and will keep you from fucking.

Stop trying to act "cool" by not playing games... You aren't.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: pedro01 on May 24, 2012, 07:09:28 PM
Actually - I thought that was pretty funny

Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: flipper5470 on May 24, 2012, 07:50:38 PM
Which game character is this?

I think I kicked her ass in Street Fighter...but I didn't get her name...
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: jakesonyou on May 24, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  ;D


::) ::) ::)

That "fatman" has thousands of subscribers and gets paid for his acting.

the joke is on you.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: chunkramwell on May 25, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Maybe the shock of Deckard Cain's death caused him to die.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: garebear on May 25, 2012, 05:22:05 AM
what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?
WARNING: Your post has caused a catastrophic NERD meltdown.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: tu_holmes on May 25, 2012, 07:11:38 AM
WARNING: Your post has caused a catastrophic NERD meltdown.

Dont give into the Anti-Nerd Hype... This isn't 1970.

Nerds run this shit... All this Interwebs you're posting on... Made possible by your friendly neighborhood NERD.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: chunkramwell on May 25, 2012, 07:50:18 AM
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: garebear on May 25, 2012, 08:20:22 AM
wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  ;D


That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: Naggash on May 29, 2012, 03:48:03 AM
tu-holmes laying the smackdown

hahaha, people who play games are "nerds", how original and witty  ::)

go fuck yourself
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: funk51 on May 29, 2012, 08:05:10 AM
wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  ;D


dam do a situp for crying out loud.
Title: Re: fatmans diablo 3 meltdown
Post by: JasonH on May 29, 2012, 08:18:00 AM
Stop being a retard... Do you go to the movies?

Yeah... That's valid entertainment right?

Well guess what? Videogames are bigger than the hollywood box office... So if you feel like you are somehow "cool" because you don't play games, you're just a clown.

The bottom line is that Games are big business and EVERYONE fucking plays video games... Unless you're over 45.

So are you over 45? Then fine, I give you a pass... if not, then you're just being an idiot.

Videogames do not stop ANYONE from getting laid... Being a retard and living your life for ANYTHING to excess is bad and will keep you from fucking.

Stop trying to act "cool" by not playing games... You aren't.

Good post.