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Title: Not so funny.....
Post by: chaos on May 24, 2012, 06:18:54 PM
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"
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Post by: Borracho on May 24, 2012, 06:22:42 PM
 ;D

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Post by: Krankenstein on May 24, 2012, 06:23:05 PM
Heard that the first time....in the movie The Thing 2011
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Post by: 2ND COMING on May 24, 2012, 06:28:19 PM
granny's asshole though?
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Post by: outby43 on May 24, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
 ;D
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Post by: jakesonyou on May 24, 2012, 08:59:04 PM
disgusting where do you find this crap!
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Post by: Mr Nobody on May 24, 2012, 10:01:16 PM
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"

LOL. Wonder if grandma was able to cum?
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 25, 2012, 12:04:41 AM
Lots of struggling in this thread  :-\
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Post by: sync pulse on May 25, 2012, 12:15:40 AM
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"



When are you going to reveal the punch line???
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Post by: Army of One on May 25, 2012, 03:18:37 AM
Why is granny in the grandsons room?Is she a sex pest?Chances are the father was molested too by Grandma and he would have turned a blind eye to the shenanigans
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Post by: Papper on May 25, 2012, 04:01:18 AM
Meh, I hear stranger things going on in room 7, next to the ice machine.
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Post by: Tapeworm on May 25, 2012, 05:19:09 AM
Wats a mum?
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 25, 2012, 05:27:53 AM
Was that a true story?
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Post by: Krankenstein on May 25, 2012, 05:30:58 AM

When are you going to reveal the punch line???

Punch line : Chaos was doing your mom....the joke was a subtle way of telling you.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2012, 07:43:44 AM
What do you call yourselves?


"THE ARISTOCRATS"
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Post by: RustyTrenbolona on May 25, 2012, 07:45:33 AM
thats some fuckin hot sex story shit made me sweat
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2012, 07:54:39 AM
Did the four of them eventually have a little family orgy?
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Post by: 2ND COMING on May 25, 2012, 08:44:44 AM
poor granny  :'(
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Post by: gym**rat on May 25, 2012, 09:33:08 AM
Did the dad eat the son's creampie out of grannys brown star when it was all over with?
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Post by: Permabulker on May 25, 2012, 09:34:52 AM
The Dad clearly has jealousy issues...
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Post by: godeep on May 25, 2012, 01:54:32 PM
and so he asks, "what's the name of this act?" to which they answer, "The Aristocrats"
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Post by: Papper on May 25, 2012, 02:47:28 PM
and so he asks, "what's the name of this act?" to which they answer, "The Aristocrats"

Haha yes but it'd be a tame aristo-joke though.

Bob Saget should post on getbig. He would own people left and right
Title: Re: Not so funny.....
Post by: kh300 on May 25, 2012, 03:01:52 PM
Wats a mum?

I thinks its like the European version of a mom