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Title: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:41:19 AM
shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: hrspwr on May 30, 2012, 07:49:22 AM
Hit. At least it would not be boring.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 30, 2012, 07:51:28 AM
Post a pic, but as soon as she said shes not a crazy sex fiend, you know you have to get rid of her.  Unless shes lying, in that case, keep her around.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 30, 2012, 07:53:06 AM
shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?
Psycho bitch.
Hit once, never talk to again.
The fact that she says she doesnt do it for attention is a red flag.
As is the fact that she says she doesnt/wouldnt make a scene, means she does. Especially when under the influence.
The pill comment is probably just something to throw you off when she's popping her Oxy's.
The needle comment should scare you off. 

Trust me, I hit one of these on/off for a couple years, its no good. This girl sounds like a carbon copy of the one I used to fuck.
She'll start showing up crying in the middle of the night, slice her wrist open in your kitchen, etc, etc, etc.

Do not let her know where you live and do NOT have contact outside of sex.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:56:22 AM
Psycho bitch.
Hit once, never talk to again.
The fact that she says she doesnt do it for attention is a red flag.
As is the fact that she says she doesnt/wouldnt make a scene, means she does. Especially when under the influence.
The pill comment is probably just something to throw you off when she's popping her Oxy's.
The needle comment should scare you off. 

Trust me, I hit one of these on/off for a couple years, its no good. This girl sounds like a carbon copy of the one I used to fuck.
She'll start showing up crying in the middle of the night, slice her wrist open in your kitchen, etc, etc, etc.

Do not let her know where you live and do NOT have contact outside of sex.
ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 30, 2012, 07:57:35 AM
ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that
Oh the sex will be great - just be careful. You dont want the police showing up because she's standing outside your front door @ 2:00am crying and screaming her head off.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 30, 2012, 07:57:59 AM
ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that

You back in the towers?
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: irishdave on May 30, 2012, 07:58:49 AM
Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 08:01:51 AM
Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)
::)

shes a solid 1, hows that ? thats why i didnt post a pic, her hotness is not the issue
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 08:05:37 AM
You back in the towers?
never left :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 30, 2012, 08:06:58 AM
Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)
The chick I knew that had these same issues was pretty fucking hot. In my experience, its usually the hotter ones that have these problems.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Raymondo on May 30, 2012, 08:08:33 AM
Ask her if her relationships get really intense, really fast and if she fears being abandoned.

If she says yes to both, don't even touch her with a little two-foot barge pole attached to a ten-foot barge pole
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: King Shizzo on May 30, 2012, 08:48:57 AM
Hopefully she doesn't use her cutting skills on your cack.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: tommywishbone on May 30, 2012, 11:10:03 AM
"Nutjob edition"  ;D hahaha
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Hulkotron on May 30, 2012, 11:11:31 AM
Where are the goddamned pics
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BIG ACH on May 30, 2012, 11:14:24 AM

Noooo... never... not once!
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: pedro01 on May 30, 2012, 11:24:39 AM
Never again!
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: 240 is Back on May 30, 2012, 11:30:55 AM
shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?

nay.  You'll never sleep sound next to her.  You'd be best served giving her a fake name, hitting it quickly, crapping your pants intentionally, and letting her dump you in disgust.

If she doesn't leave on her own volution - if youre still a challenge and she feels she's not good enough - you'll always just be counting down to her stabbing you in the heart as you sleep.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: tu_holmes on May 30, 2012, 11:42:31 AM
nay.  You'll never sleep sound next to her.  You'd be best served giving her a fake name, hitting it quickly, crapping your pants intentionally, and letting her dump you in disgust.

If she doesn't leave on her own volution - if youre still a challenge and she feels she's not good enough - you'll always just be counting down to her stabbing you in the heart as you sleep.

This right here.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 30, 2012, 11:53:35 AM
This right here.
Everything's pretty correct except the stabbing thing.
In my experience theyre not that forthright with it

I would have welcomed a stabbing over the games they play. At least then I would have known what was going on.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: daddy8ball on May 30, 2012, 01:50:58 PM
Why would you deal with this headache?  ??? Surely you have plenty of alternates from which to choose. :-\
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: hematocritter on May 30, 2012, 02:14:59 PM
She's an oxy-ho, get the hell away from her if you value anything in your life.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Hulkotron on May 30, 2012, 02:22:01 PM
This is the worst WYHI thread in internet history.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: King Shizzo on May 30, 2012, 02:24:40 PM
You might get your face eaten if you play your cards right.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 30, 2012, 04:17:13 PM
Doesn't matter what she looks like, she could be a 10 for all i care, nutjobs are something you want to avoid at all costs, or it will bite you in the glutes later.

Not worth the effort.

One day you wake up without penix or similar
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: godeep on May 30, 2012, 05:24:38 PM
you had better hope the only number of yours she has is a pre-paid phone
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Wiggs on May 30, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
Motha fuck-no.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Spidey on May 31, 2012, 12:33:55 AM
aren't there any more "normal" girls in america?
Whenever i see a thread like this it's either a drug addict, masochist, club bitch etc

Shit you guys have it bad!

I would not go near that girl with a 20 foot pole but hey i like my life simple and with least amount of problems possible :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 02:59:56 AM
i got some PMs asking for pics, here you go guys... so the question remains, WYHI ?

and there are more twisted texts if anyone interested... oh, there is also pics she sent with cuts on her wrist and blood in the sink LMAO :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: lovemonkey on May 31, 2012, 04:15:02 AM
I'm not gonna lie.. that looks extremely hitable.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 04:22:25 AM
I'm not gonna lie.. that looks extremely hitable.
i know bro, thats why im on the fence... if she wasnt hot, i wouldve ignored her right off the bat
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: deceiver on May 31, 2012, 04:29:19 AM
After 9 months with psycho girl and 9 months of aftermath I say

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUN

And yes, I wanted to just hit her at first as well.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: bigmc on May 31, 2012, 04:59:17 AM
id smash the shit out of her at her place then change your phone number
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 05:03:05 AM
id smash the shit out of her at her place then change your phone number
i'd have to get a hotel, she moved in with her parents .

and yeah i'll tell her im getting a new number, and get a burner and give her that #, hopefully she'll replace my number in her phone, and lose my original number to begin with, and not just add a new contact in her phone with my new #
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 31, 2012, 05:30:08 AM
id smash the shit out of her at her place then change your phone number

Lots of studs that have smashed a lot of pussy in this thread.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 05:56:10 AM
Lots of studs that have smashed a lot of pussy in this thread.
everyon eon getbig is a pussy slayer :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: 240 is Back on May 31, 2012, 06:13:06 AM
She.  Will.  Accuse.   You.   Of.  Rape.


Run run run away.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 31, 2012, 06:34:24 AM
She.  Will.  Accuse.   You.   Of.  Rape.


Run run run away.
This.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: makaveli25 on May 31, 2012, 06:44:21 AM
Great body. Fuck her a couple times and then run like hell.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: godeep on May 31, 2012, 06:46:08 AM
She.  Will.  Accuse.   You.   Of.  Rape.


Run run run away.

and that's why you should make a habit of recording encounters

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mini-808-Car-Key-Chain-Hidden-Camera-Digital-Video-Recorder-Card-New-720-x-480-/300630138086?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item45fef3dce6
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 06:47:17 AM
Translation of thread:

Marlo has gotten lucky with what he considers to be the hottest bitch at his gym, after a whole week of psycing himself up and doing push ups before he leaves home to go and train, he asks for her number and while she is dialing in his digits he sees she has some suspicious cuts on her arm. However, Marlo recognises that this is real life and he has only banged about 1/10th of the sluts he has purported to have slain on getbig, and she is hotter than any other girl he has spoken to (apart from on cam sites) so he arranges to take her out for a candlelight all expenses paid dinner, and posts this thread on getbig to convince himself he's only doing it for a quick bang when in reality he has long term hopes for her to meet his parents and get married oh brother.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 06:53:22 AM
Translation of thread:

Marlo has gotten lucky with what he considers to be the hottest bitch at his gym, after a whole week of psycing himself up and doing push ups before he leaves home to go and train, he asks for her number and while she is dialing in his digits he sees she has some suspicious cuts on her arm. However, Marlo recognises that this is real life and he has only banged about 1/10th of the sluts he has purported to have slain on getbig, and she is hotter than any other girl he has spoken to (apart from on cam sites) so he arranges to take her out for a candlelight all expenses paid dinner, and posts this thread on getbig to convince himself he's only doing it for a quick bang when in reality he has long term hopes for her to meet his parents and get married oh brother.

 ::)
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 06:55:11 AM
::)

Are there things, Marlo?
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: garebear on May 31, 2012, 06:57:57 AM
Marry her!
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 07:06:36 AM
Marry her!

Even better, get engaged after a month and don't turn up on the day lol.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 31, 2012, 07:08:33 AM
Even better, get engaged after a month and don't turn up on the day lol.
Even funnier, get engaged after a week and get married. Then, we will wait as hilarity ensues and poor Marlo is back on here in a month talking about how suicidal he is.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Pet shop boys on May 31, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
Try not to get anywhere near her...... I had "something" with a bipolar,depressed,autistic,I dont want to get in to details, complicated as hell..... she almost drove me crazy  .....  you could really end up in some serious DEEP SHIT .




WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: makaveli25 on May 31, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Lol at Marlo  :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 07:18:02 AM
Are there things, Marlo?
nah bro, you were spot on  ::)
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 07:24:03 AM
nah bro, you were spot on  ::)

Hahahaha  ;D

Seriously though, I hope you enjoy the dinner and theatre date and hope she likes the stuffed bear, chocolates and 1 week anniversary balloon
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 07:28:32 AM
Hahahaha  ;D

Seriously though, I hope you enjoy the dinner and theatre date and hope she likes the stuffed bear, chocolates and 1 week anniversary balloon
::)
sure buddy , meanwhile, you have some new jerk off material :D
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Shockwave on May 31, 2012, 07:33:48 AM
Try to make her commit suicide.
This.. is.. hilarious.
She's gonna try and mentally break you down and get you to commit suicide, you may as well beat her to it.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 07:38:56 AM
::)
sure buddy , meanwhile, you have some new jerk off material :D

Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 31, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror
cool
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Twaddle on May 31, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror

(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/12/american-psycho.jpg)
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: hematocritter on May 31, 2012, 09:05:58 AM
I see your dilemma, she looks very hittable.
The hottest bitch I was ever with was a complete nutjob and drug addict, I was a young fool and wanted to hold on to her...
shittiest period of time in my youth, the bitch wouldn't leave well after it was way beyond over.
Be careful, the hotter the crazier, and this bitch you posted is all sorts of crazy and hot.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: bigmc on May 31, 2012, 09:09:41 AM
I see your dilemma, she looks very hittable.
The hottest bitch I was ever with was a complete nutjob and drug addict, I was a young fool and wanted to hold on to her...
shittiest period of time in my youth, the bitch wouldn't leave well after it was way beyond over.
Be careful, the hotter the crazier, and this bitch you posted is all sorts of crazy and hot.

was she waiting for payment  ???
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 09:15:25 AM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/12/american-psycho.jpg)

Hahahaha, come on though how many of us studs actually did this after seeing that flick lol. I actually sneaked in a FDB after banging the missus same night
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Mrdibbs on May 31, 2012, 10:16:47 AM
For fuck sake. Thinking you can tap that and get away with it is like thinking you can safily run through a minefield if you just keep your eyes closed.

If you dont have the confidence to score a fine lady why not just go to the hookers instead of playing russian roulette with a girl like this?

Big chance the pics are not here in the first place? This is some crazy e-dating shit right?

Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: hematocritter on May 31, 2012, 10:46:11 AM
was she waiting for payment  ???
oh, she got paid....a perfect example of a GF that is really just a live-in whore. When I say she wouldn't leave I mean she didn't
understand what breaking up and going separate ways really meant.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Natural Man on May 31, 2012, 10:46:18 AM
Translation of thread:

Marlo has gotten lucky with what he considers to be the hottest bitch at his gym, after a whole week of psycing himself up and doing push ups before he leaves home to go and train, he asks for her number and while she is dialing in his digits he sees she has some suspicious cuts on her arm. However, Marlo recognises that this is real life and he has only banged about 1/10th of the sluts he has purported to have slain on getbig, and she is hotter than any other girl he has spoken to (apart from on cam sites) so he arranges to take her out for a candlelight all expenses paid dinner, and posts this thread on getbig to convince himself he's only doing it for a quick bang when in reality he has long term hopes for her to meet his parents and get married oh brother.
haha owning marlo into oblivion.
Title: Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
Post by: Fortress on May 31, 2012, 10:54:17 AM
Seriously though, I hope you enjoy the dinner and theatre date and hope she likes the stuffed bear, chocolates and 1 week anniversary balloon.

Too true.  ;D

Avoid chicks like this LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Take it from me.