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Title: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on May 31, 2012, 02:04:25 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pastor-killed-in-rattlesnake-attack-during-church-service.html


Mark “Mack” Wolford, 44, was well-known across the US state of Virginia for his lively church services, which included handling dangerous snakes in a ‘test of faith’. But the pastor died after being bitten by a rattlesnake he had owned for years, mirroring the death of his own father in 1983.

Holding an outdoor service in which serpents where passed around among church members, Wolford was bitten in the thigh by a yellow rattlesnake as he sat on the floor next to it. The service was quickly disbanded as the pastor was taken to family member’s house to recover, but he later died in hospital from poisoning.

Wolford had been bitten on three previous occasions, but did not seek medical attention as he regarded the injury as a test of faith.

“He helped me to understand the faith instead of just documenting it,” photographer and eyewitness Lauren Pond told the Washington Post. “He was one of the most open pastors I’ve ever met. He was a friend and a teacher.”






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Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: lvtolft on May 31, 2012, 02:07:26 PM
He sounded incredibly intelligent!
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: arce1988 on May 31, 2012, 02:08:11 PM
  God did not protect him?
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: hrspwr on May 31, 2012, 02:19:37 PM
duh.
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 31, 2012, 02:22:23 PM
Because god wants it
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: _bruce_ on May 31, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
His destiny - may he he rest in peace.
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Parker on May 31, 2012, 04:18:27 PM
Because god wants it
They (the group) mis-interpret the "he shall take up snakes" in the bible...
Which is ironic, because the Timber rattlesnakes and Copperheads that they use are not as lethal as the Old world vipers.
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Marty Champions on May 31, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
god doesnt like to be tested /tempted it says so in the bible

god doesnt like tests

nor did we when we were in school

this man was a fool to give god a test, god didnt want to be botherd with that shit
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: The True Adonis on May 31, 2012, 05:41:56 PM
god doesnt like to be tested /tempted it says so in the bible

god doesnt like tests

nor did we when we were in school

this man was a fool to give god a test, god didnt want to be botherd with that shit
You also forgot this one:

God is too stupid to know how to do any sort of manual labor.  Its true.
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 31, 2012, 05:43:52 PM
christians  ::)
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Marty Champions on May 31, 2012, 05:51:19 PM
You also forgot this one:

God is too stupid to know how to do any sort of manual labor.  Its true.

i cant concur on that adonis. i know you are being funny but,  neither one of us are knowlegable of any one more intelligent than you or me on this planet, but we cant rule out the possibilities of superior neigar falcones wich seem like gods who may have created "us" existing on other worlds
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 31, 2012, 06:18:27 PM
he didn't have enough "faith".  Let this be a lesson to all.
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Schnauzer on May 31, 2012, 06:27:25 PM
Derek Anthony used to brag about how he could handle schmoe cock without getting bitten. We saw how that turned out...
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: _bruce_ on June 01, 2012, 05:13:29 AM
Derek Anthony used to brag about how he could handle schmoe cock without getting bitten. We saw how that turned out...

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: gracie bjj on June 01, 2012, 05:30:43 AM
i believe in god but im not gonna jump in a friggins lion cage at the zoo and pray gods gonna protect me, thats why god gave us commen sense ::)
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Radical Plato on June 01, 2012, 06:13:40 AM
pedo of peace
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2012, 06:18:52 AM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pastor-killed-in-rattlesnake-attack-during-church-service.html


Mark “Mack” Wolford, 44, was well-known across the US state of Virginia for his lively church services, which included handling dangerous snakes in a ‘test of faith’. But the pastor died after being bitten by a rattlesnake he had owned for years, mirroring the death of his own father in 1983.

Holding an outdoor service in which serpents where passed around among church members, Wolford was bitten in the thigh by a yellow rattlesnake as he sat on the floor next to it. The service was quickly disbanded as the pastor was taken to family member’s house to recover, but he later died in hospital from poisoning.

Wolford had been bitten on three previous occasions, but did not seek medical attention as he regarded the injury as a test of faith.

“He helped me to understand the faith instead of just documenting it,” photographer and eyewitness Lauren Pond told the Washington Post. “He was one of the most open pastors I’ve ever met. He was a friend and a teacher.”






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Where was your god when you needed him, huh?  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: BigCyp on June 01, 2012, 06:56:37 AM
Derek Anthony used to brag about how he could handle schmoe cock without getting bitten. We saw how that turned out...

Hahaha yes Derek was Cheif Apostle of the Schmoe Cock Assemblies lol
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: Fortress on June 01, 2012, 11:10:17 AM
Fuck 'im
Title: Re: Good Christian Pastor dies from snakebite
Post by: dr.chimps on June 01, 2012, 11:15:13 AM
Snake handling church. About as relevant as Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, etc.