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Title: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 28, 2012, 08:18:37 AM: SO I MEET THE CHICK AT A SUPERMARKET. DECENT LOOKING AND SHE'S REALLY INTO MY 23' GUNS. SHE SAYS 'LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE.' IM LIKE 'FUCK ITS A WEDNESDAY, I AINT GOT SHIT TO DO.

WE GET THERE AND SHE WANTS TO BONE SO WE DO. ALL THE SUDDEN HER BF COMES HOME MUMBLING SOMETHING LIKE 'WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM A GIMMICK. I LOVE CHAOS' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

ANYWAY HE COMES IN AND IM RIDING HER LIKE A WATER BUFFELO. HE'S PISSED! I WAS LIKE 'DUDE, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE HAD A MAN. MY BAD, ILL LEAVE.'

HE STARTED SCREAMING "IM BIG TUBBY' OR 'IM PIG POOPY.' HONESTLY I DIDNT EVEN HEAR HIM BECASUE IM LOOKING FOR MY PANTS. HE ATTACKS ME AND I DO A LITTLE DANCE MOVE LIKE JALLEL WHITE (URKEL) TOUGHT ME (TRUE STORY) AND DUDE HITS THE WALL AND STARTS SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL. I GOT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND WENT BACK TO THE MARKET.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Raymondo on June 28, 2012, 08:20:22 AM: quality ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: 240 is Back on June 28, 2012, 08:58:39 AM: i hate wednesdays at grocery stores.

all the weekly specials start on thursday morning... it's like they're out of everything, and you see signs for sales that aren't active yet.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: tommywishbone on June 28, 2012, 09:02:04 AM: "Nothing for me today, thank you."
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 28, 2012, 09:18:18 AM: :D
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: da_vinci on June 28, 2012, 09:20:20 AM: That's almost exactly what happened to me, except that I was plowing your mom and your dad came home......than I plowed your dad too.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: wes on June 28, 2012, 09:25:06 AM: Good stuff per usual ! LOL ;D
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: chaos on June 28, 2012, 09:28:37 AM: Quote from: da_vinci on June 28, 2012, 09:20:20 AM
That's almost exactly what happened to me, except that I was plowing your mom and your dad came home......than I plowed your dad too.
Outed
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Power on June 28, 2012, 10:32:12 AM: Pics of the supermarket or it never happened.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Parker on June 28, 2012, 10:36:55 AM: "Riding her like a water buffalo"...
So you are the one that caught "those" charges for molesting zoo animals...
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 28, 2012, 10:41:05 AM: How exactly does one ride a waterbuffalo..?
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Cashfan on June 28, 2012, 10:55:21 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on June 28, 2012, 10:41:05 AM
How exactly does one ride a waterbuffalo..?
Depends on the sex of said buffalo.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: bike nut on June 28, 2012, 11:13:40 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on June 28, 2012, 10:41:05 AM
How exactly does one ride a waterbuffalo..?

Carefully........I'd imagine. ;D ;D
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: da_vinci on June 28, 2012, 02:20:25 PM: Quote from: chaos on June 28, 2012, 09:28:37 AM
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I kept balls strictly from touching.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: chaos on June 28, 2012, 08:15:47 PM: Quote from: da_vinci on June 28, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
I kept balls strictly from touching.
Ahh, the old reach back between the buttcheeks and pull the ballsack up......good thinking.
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: _bruce_ on June 29, 2012, 03:22:04 AM: Why didn't he use his RC car?
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: Thespritz0 on June 30, 2012, 09:23:41 AM: Quote from: Power on June 28, 2012, 10:32:12 AM
Pics of the supermarket or it never happened.
^^
;D ;D
Title: Re: WWYD (ONE NIGHT STAND) TRUE STORY
Post by: arce1988 on June 30, 2012, 02:02:00 PM: :D