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Title: angry old man in the sky
Post by: philborg on July 04, 2012, 07:14:36 PM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: hazbin on July 04, 2012, 07:16:21 PM
more beer for you
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
Racist post reported.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: philborg on July 04, 2012, 07:50:47 PM
Racist post reported.

i'm glad you know the difference between race and religion
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: bighead on July 04, 2012, 08:31:35 PM
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 04, 2012, 09:09:11 PM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

With the Title of the Thread (angry old man in the sky), i first thought you were having Wes over ! :D
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: chaos on July 04, 2012, 09:12:17 PM
Like we give a shit about your supposed friends ???
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2012, 09:16:48 PM
i'm glad you know the difference between race and religion

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 04, 2012, 09:23:57 PM
With the Title of the Thread (angry old man in the sky), i first thought you were having Wes over ! :D
X2
I thought this was about Wes on a flight to somewhere
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Parker on July 04, 2012, 09:37:45 PM
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.
Sooo, basically you were a bad friend with a short attention span....
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: slicksta on July 04, 2012, 09:49:25 PM
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.

Was believable up to this point.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: chaos on July 04, 2012, 09:54:22 PM
X2
I thought this was about Wes on a flight to somewhere
Hopefully to slap the metrosexual off you.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 04, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Hopefully to slap the metrosexual off you.
I love it when you talk dirty to me
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: evandatp on July 05, 2012, 12:41:44 AM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this
You have the ultimate cagefight staring you in the face & all you can do is whine?

FFS.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2012, 01:00:36 AM
You have the ultimate cagefight staring you in the face & all you can do is whine?

FFS.
It's what young men today do best...
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: calfzilla on July 05, 2012, 02:41:12 AM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

Why can't the Muslim be in the presence of pork and beer?  I think they just can't consume.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Tapeworm on July 05, 2012, 03:21:29 AM
Too bad.  Would have been good entertainment.  "Israel?  Idk, what do you guys think?"
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Tito24 on July 05, 2012, 03:23:47 AM
we have to seek for a way to deal with the jewish menace.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: _bruce_ on July 05, 2012, 04:13:43 AM
Easy - fuck them.
Müslum is probably a shitty sunni. Shia/alevite don't display such antisocial behavior.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: CalvinH on July 05, 2012, 05:26:17 AM
Like we give a shit about your supposed friends ???

X2..dude start the worst threads.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Butterbean on July 05, 2012, 06:30:47 AM
staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol.

What religion is against taking elevators ???
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: dr.chimps on July 05, 2012, 06:33:37 AM
What religion is against taking elevators ???
Orthodox Jews and their Sabbath - no mechanical shit.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Butterbean on July 05, 2012, 06:35:58 AM
Orthodox Jews and their Sabbath - no mechanical shit.

Thanks...interesting!
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: the trainer on July 05, 2012, 06:37:03 AM
Do you know how many wars have being fought and people killed in the name of religion, saying away from religion is the best thing a human being can do.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: dr.chimps on July 05, 2012, 07:42:46 AM
Thanks...interesting!
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 05, 2012, 07:54:28 AM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

  Invite a Christian--even Jesus liked an occassional glass of wine and big picnics.

  (http://aipetcher.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jesus_feeds_5000.jpg)
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 05, 2012, 08:42:10 AM
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D

Yep. Know a guy who does Ramadan very obediently but does drink the rest of the year (mostly beer) and eats pork (after all, we're in france and it's hard to escape the french's charcuterie appeal). He however stops eating pork about a month before Ramadan as "to cleanse it from his system" while he'll still drink 'til the day before it all starts. I really had no rational way to argue against that. Too far out.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: bighead on July 05, 2012, 10:01:02 AM
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D
  well we had planned it months in advance, there was a death in his family and it made him get ultra religious, I thought he was more of a wannabe but to his credit he did not chase tail or drink while there which is monumental because dude was the dirtiest dog I ever met, banging 3 chicks a day at times. when I came to the room with a girl he would take a book and go wait somewhere, it is kinds funny looking back on it.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Fortress on July 05, 2012, 10:04:17 AM
Anyone who believes in some "god" is plain simple in the head.
Title: Re: angry old man in the sky
Post by: Man of Steel on July 05, 2012, 10:13:18 AM
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

translation:  those two don't like you.