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Title: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 06, 2012, 02:54:03 AM: -Rickson Gracie(?)

Well isn't the elephant the true king of the jungle? Or do lions hunt elephants? ;D

What a dumb dumb dumb quote.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Jaime on July 06, 2012, 02:55:44 AM: Silly little man.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 06, 2012, 03:00:19 AM: One afternoon there was a lion sleeping in the shade taking in all the day had to offer. Now this just wasn't any lion, this lion was the leader of the pack, you know the head honcho. Soon he awoke and he was feeling restless. It had been awhile since he made his rounds and asserted his power. So he got up and went for a stroll.

Along his way he came upon a zebra. The lion eyed the zebra and the zebra stood there filled with fear.

The Lion arched his back and yelled,"Roar!" Then the lion asked the zebra, "Zebra, who is the King of the jungle?"

The zebra replied with chattering teeth, "You are the King of the jungle, your majesty."

The lion was pleased to hear this and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it."

The lion walked on through the jungle and he saw a snake coiled around a tree limb. The snake was about to slither away but the lion spoke too soon.

"Roar!" yelled the lion. "Snake, who is the King of the jungle?"

The snake hissed and nervously answered, "Why, you are the King of the jungle, sir."

The lion was pleased with the snake and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it!"

By this time the lion was full of himself. He was brimming with pride. He was about to lay down and take another nap when he spotted an elephant. The lion moved quickly to where the elephant was eating grass.

The lion stood in front of the elephant, "Roar!" then asking, "Elephant, who is the king of the jungle?"

The elephant paid no attention to the lion and kept on eating the grass. The lion was beside himself. He could not believe the level of the elephant's insubordination.

"Roar!" Yelled the lion, "Elephant, who is the King of the jungle?"

Again, the elephant just ignored the lion. The lion wasn't going to stand for this so he swiped some grass from the elephant's trunk. Suddenly, the elephant took notice of the lion and the elephant picked the lion up with his trunk. The elephant slammed the lion into a nearby tree three or four times and then threw the lion into the next field.

The lion got up and tried to put himself back together. He looked back at the elephant and tried to save face by saying, "If you didn't know the answer you didn't have to get so sore about it. Girls and Sons ffs!"
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 03:03:54 AM: Gracie will log-in shortly to explain this statement and clutter the thread with eye candy white women.

Mini-Gracyanne in before Gracie gets started.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 06, 2012, 03:04:40 AM: Elephants, African ones at least, do not live in the jungle. Neither do lions...
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 03:14:22 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on July 06, 2012, 03:04:40 AM
Elephants, African ones at least, do not live in the jungle. Neither do lions...

Where do you think Indian elephants live? It's not like they graze the plains of Africa. Elephants fit both categories, grazer and browser.

Now, I know you are going to say rain forests, but jungles tend to surround them. So, for bull shit purposes, elephants are multi-purpose since they have to walk thru the jungle to get to the rain forest.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: garebear on July 06, 2012, 03:16:14 AM: Foxes on fire often browse webs.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Jaime on July 06, 2012, 03:20:28 AM: Quote from: garebear on July 06, 2012, 03:16:14 AM
Foxes on fire often browse webs.

No bro, that's a fire-fox, it's not on fire it is an incarnation of fire.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 03:22:47 AM: firefox browser
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 06, 2012, 03:24:59 AM: (http://www.seodisco.com/images/firefox-boob.jpg)

(http://cdn2.listsoplenty.com/listsoplenty-cdn/pix/uploads/2010/02/Firefox-or-IE-make-a-choice.jpg)
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 03:31:26 AM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 06, 2012, 03:24:59 AM

(http://cdn2.listsoplenty.com/listsoplenty-cdn/pix/uploads/2010/02/Firefox-or-IE-make-a-choice.jpg)

Bill!

I'd be just as comfortable and happy sleeping his money, as the trick.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Parker on July 06, 2012, 03:35:32 AM: Well, technically, the Bengal tiger is king of the jungle, if we are going with the story, the African lion does not reside in the African jungles---it's coat (light brown) and mane (Males) are not suited for the jungles. And Zebras and lions are plains (Savannah) animals.

Now, there are Asiastic lions (few) in India, but from what I remember, lions and tigers live in diff niches, so they don't cross paths.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Radical Plato on July 06, 2012, 05:10:33 AM: Old African saying

"AN ELEPHANT WALKS WHEREVER IT WANTS!" TRUE STORY!
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM: (http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/wierd-couple-bench.jpg)
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Borracho on July 06, 2012, 05:23:30 AM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 06, 2012, 03:24:59 AM
(http://www.seodisco.com/images/firefox-boob.jpg)

kitty looks so comfy on that titty
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 05:57:30 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/wierd-couple-bench.jpg)

Tito, please don't tell me you took this at your 4th of July family picinic. :-X
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:00:36 AM: thats not me
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:01:50 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:00:36 AM
thats not me

I was going to mention what nice boots you have on. Moot point now.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: irishdave on July 06, 2012, 06:09:04 AM: Quote from: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 03:31:26 AM
Bill!

I'd be just as comfortable and happy sleeping his money, as the trick.

That's just as well, 'cos that blonde wouldn't touch you in a month of Sundays.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 06:13:37 AM: Quote from: irishdave on July 06, 2012, 06:09:04 AM
That's just as well, 'cos that blonde wouldn't touch you in a month of Sundays.

See how things balance out in the Force. I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties. And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg/220px-NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg)
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: dj181 on July 06, 2012, 06:15:14 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:00:36 AM
thats not me

ok, but is that female one of your sisters?
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Wiggs on July 06, 2012, 06:15:49 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/wierd-couple-bench.jpg)

hahahahaha...wtf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-X
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Borracho on July 06, 2012, 06:18:44 AM: Quote from: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 06:13:37 AM
See how things balance out in the Force. I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties. And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg/220px-NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg)

That's a nice looking woman G.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:21:01 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/wierd-couple-bench.jpg)

I believe she has a better quad sweep than Coleman!
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: irishdave on July 06, 2012, 06:37:33 AM: Quote from: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 06:13:37 AM
See how things balance out in the Force. I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties. And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg/220px-NicoleAriParkerDec10.jpg)

Sure, darkie.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Stark on July 06, 2012, 06:44:49 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on July 06, 2012, 03:04:40 AM
Elephants, African ones at least, do not live in the jungle. Neither do lions...

Asians one however do ;)
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:50:21 AM: (http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/weird-couple-viking.jpg)
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:52:18 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:50:21 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/weird-couple-viking.jpg)

2 then 1. only because I do not like Viking hats.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Stark on July 06, 2012, 06:53:30 AM: Quote from: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:52:18 AM
2 then 1. only because I do not like Viking hats.

;D
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:55:20 AM: Quote from: Stark on July 06, 2012, 06:53:30 AM
;D

No offense intended there Stark. Just my preference on hotties.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 06, 2012, 03:40:12 PM: Quote from: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:55:20 AM
No offense intended there Stark. Just my preference on hotties.

Agree, the Viking Hat ruined it.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: deadz on July 06, 2012, 03:43:58 PM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/wierd-couple-bench.jpg)
A perfect 10 for an African.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: Parker on July 06, 2012, 03:55:13 PM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:50:21 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/weird-couple-viking.jpg)
Thor really let himself go...
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 04:07:02 PM: Quote from: Parker on July 06, 2012, 03:55:13 PM
Thor really let himself go...

I thought that was a chick! Well there goes my hopes for a 3-way.
Title: Re: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"
Post by: G_Thang on July 06, 2012, 07:49:05 PM: Quote from: Tito24 on July 06, 2012, 06:50:21 AM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/weird-couple-viking.jpg)

:(

She could do better. Brown people really lower themselves keeping company with leftover whites. Her right shoulder probably smells like shit.