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Title: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:18:40 PM
I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: makaveli25 on July 08, 2012, 01:29:51 PM
I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

I would to. I would kick the living shit out of segull.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2012, 01:30:28 PM
I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.
You drunk?
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: dr.chimps on July 08, 2012, 01:34:27 PM
Must be the 3 Coronas talking. 
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:34:52 PM
You drunk?

Go fuck yourself you ak swinging Congo n**** from bongo bongo land
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2012, 01:35:40 PM
Go fuck yourself you ak swinging Congo n**** from bongo bongo land
Ummm I'm not black  ???
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:37:48 PM
Ummm I'm not black  ???

People like you always wish the be black at least that way you would have a widely accepted reason to fail on every possible social level there is, if your white people expect things to happen with you, good things.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: _bruce_ on July 08, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
Seagal can easily break your swollen ankles!
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Stark on July 08, 2012, 01:59:00 PM
Seagal can easily break your swollen ankles!

Brucey Brucey Brucey I am expecting better things from you, young man
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2012, 02:18:05 PM
People like you always wish the be black at least that way you would have a widely accepted reason to fail on every possible social level there is, if your white people expect things to happen with you, good things.
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Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 08, 2012, 02:22:47 PM
He is beyond out of shape. Do you really think he could move for 25 seconds without gassing? Even when he throws a kick on film he looks foolish.  He needs to throw away the donuts and try to run a couple of blocks. It would take him 6 months to fight a three minute round.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2012, 02:32:46 PM
  look at the leg lock he uses in above the law... total crap
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Post by: delta9mda on July 08, 2012, 04:20:36 PM
bunch of fucktards here
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: mantronik on July 08, 2012, 05:24:11 PM
GetBiggers bragging about fighting a 60 year old man...oh brother... ::)
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: polychronopolous on July 08, 2012, 05:28:46 PM
Must be the 3 Coronas talking.  

You are giving them far too much credit.

Zima and a half with a Watermelon jolly rancher in the bottle is more along the lines.

Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: bigjim on July 08, 2012, 05:31:17 PM
I mean I fucked bitches with cloroform in their system that had more fighting spirit in them than segal has, I would fight that juju zi fat fuck any day.

Im with you! I fight him in a heart beat. Id loose with out a doubt but so would you.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 08, 2012, 05:34:14 PM
Getbig should set up a Segal/Falcon fight
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 08, 2012, 05:36:12 PM
Last summer, I was king salmon fishing in Alaska. This boat was trolling next to ours and their fishing guide asked us if we had any luck that day. Turns out Steven was chilling in the back of the boat, with his 2 hot daughters (I'm assuming) trying to catch some fish as well.  Dude was wearing a leather jacket and designer jeans and Gucci sunglasses on a fishing boat, haha looked like a real city boy rookie out there on the water.

5 mins later I'm reeling in a beast and Steven started getting pissed at his guide that he hadn't caught anything all day. Made me look like the true Alpha on the river that day  8)
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Adam86 on July 08, 2012, 05:54:33 PM

Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 08, 2012, 05:57:27 PM
Last summer, I was king salmon fishing in Alaska. This boat was trolling next to ours and their fishing guide asked us if we had any luck that day. Turns out Steven was chilling in the back of the boat, with his 2 hot daughters (I'm assuming) trying to catch some fish as well.  Dude was wearing a leather jacket and designer jeans and Gucci sunglasses on a fishing boat, haha looked like a real city boy rookie out there on the water.

5 mins later I'm reeling in a beast and Steven started getting pissed at his guide that he hadn't caught anything all day. Made me look like the true Alpha on the river that day  8)

Then Segal took his private jet back to Malibu to his beach house and you ate a fish.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: DanielPaul on July 08, 2012, 06:05:51 PM
Only thing segal fights for now is begals
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Post by: Nomad on July 08, 2012, 06:09:10 PM
Seagal will kill you to death with his singing alone.
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2012, 06:09:52 PM
Only thing segal fights for now is begals

You mean bagels or those dogs with floppy ears?
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Post by: mantronik on July 08, 2012, 06:12:04 PM
Playing on my mp3 player  :-[ Is that a bad thing?
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: axestream on July 08, 2012, 06:15:46 PM
I'd fight him too, but only because I know he'd just counter my move so fast he'd knock me the fuck out without messing up my pretty face.  :D
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: DanielPaul on July 08, 2012, 06:19:11 PM
You mean bagels or those dogs with floppy ears?
stand corrected
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: polychronopolous on July 08, 2012, 06:19:37 PM
I'd fight him too, but only because I know he'd just counter my move so fast he'd knock me the fuck out without messing up my pretty face.  :D

It depends. If it's just the two of you he probably goes in for the quick knockout but if there is a group of people around that MASSIVE ego would kick in and at that point you should expect every Aikido move ever created to be put on your ass for the next half hour or so.  :)
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2012, 06:26:53 PM
It depends. If it's just the two of you he probably goes in for the quick knockout but if there is a group of people around that MASSIVE ego would kick in and at that point you should expect every Aikido move ever created to be put on your ass for the next half hour or so.  :)

Plie, pirouette, brise, etc.  Quelle danseur.
Title: Re: I would fight Steven segal
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2012, 06:33:45 PM
Last Tango in Kyoto is a classic tho.  That scene where he shoves the little Japanese guy's hand up his ass is really disturbing.