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Title: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: outby43 on July 29, 2012, 04:21:13 AM
So I have a bad habit of offending people when I am drunk.  Don't get me wrong...I am not a prick but not everyone gets my sense of humor and yes I do sometimes go over the line but if I think I can make people laugh then I have no filter.  My wife told me to count to 10 before I reply with something.  The flaw I see in this is there is a very slim opportunity to get my joke or comment in before the conversation shifts to a different topic then I'll look like a fucking retard trying to be witty after the fact.  Many people tell me I should have been a comedian.  Others tell me I should fuck off and I am a dick (but not many) usually uptight women or holy rollers.  My family tells me I have gotten better at controlling myself except for my aunt who is a lesbian.  She has a warped sense of humor too and always says that I am lame now.  Oh and she's 58.
 
So what's the best course of action?  Do some coke, weed, booze and try to recapture what I once was or should I continue to be respectful of others.

I feel like Dell Griffith in Planes Trains and Automobiles when he tells a disgusted Steve Martin "People like me, My wife likes me, I like me."
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Tapeworm on July 29, 2012, 04:35:16 AM
If you could Getbig around at 100% irl we wouldn't need Getbig.  I'm sure you have a speed somewhere between coked out lunatic and republican economist.  Toning it down a bit, keeping off the sensitive religion/sex/race jokes, etc, doesn't equate to losing yourself.  Time and a place, Del.

Ps - Nice griddle marks.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: bigmc on July 29, 2012, 04:37:19 AM
So I have a bad habit of offending people when I am drunk.  Don't get me wrong...I am not a prick but not everyone gets my sense of humor and yes I do sometimes go over the line but if I think I can make people laugh then I have no filter.  My wife told me to count to 10 before I reply with something.  The flaw I see in this is there is a very slim opportunity to get my joke or comment in before the conversation shifts to a different topic then I'll look like a fucking retard trying to be witty after the fact.  Many people tell me I should have been a comedian.  Others tell me I should fuck off and I am a dick (but not many) usually uptight women or holy rollers.  My family tells me I have gotten better at controlling myself except for my aunt who is a lesbian.  She has a warped sense of humor too and always says that I am lame now.  Oh and she's 58.
 
So what's the best course of action?  Do some coke, weed, booze and try to recapture what I once was or should I continue to be respectful of others.

I feel like Dell Griffith in Planes Trains and Automobiles when he tells a disgusted Steve Martin "People like me, My wife likes me, I like me."

be yourself

if people dont like you fuck them

just hang around with like minded people who do
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Tapeworm on July 29, 2012, 04:43:01 AM
On the other hand maybe youre surrounded by a bunch of dull, uptight suburbanites who would do better to stay home in front of the TV if they can't take a little off color humor in a bar.  Plenty of those around.  Tuff one.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Tito24 on July 29, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
any examples?
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: deceiver on July 29, 2012, 05:13:51 AM
Advise from deceiver - don't go to fucking bars.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: POB on July 29, 2012, 09:04:03 AM
If you could Getbig around at 100% irl we wouldn't need Getbig.  I'm sure you have a speed somewhere between coked out lunatic and republican economist.  Toning it down a bit, keeping off the sensitive religion/sex/race jokes, etc, doesn't equate to losing yourself.  Time and a place, Del.

Ps - Nice griddle marks.

This is pretty good advice no religion,politics,or race jokes,I'd leave out fat chic jokes too just for good measure ;D
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 09:07:23 AM
Intentionally offend people if they are uptight and stupid.
Everyone else will laugh, and if they dont, they suck anyway.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Dreadlifter on July 29, 2012, 10:40:30 AM
a very good friend of mine gets so sever;y aggressive every time hes drunk, it always always ends in a fight.and ofcourse he always gets drunk in clubs and bars where there are many people.
and the won fights just encourage him to pick a fight again next time.
i wonder why is this?deep frustrations inside?is this normal?i dont drink, so i dont know ???

he goes as far as attackng cops too when they are called to the places.

we went out yesterday, same story again :-[

tod him im not having any of it, the law  in this nation on these things is ridiculous, you lose driving licence for being aggressive if even if the fight had nothing to do with street driving, and if alc is involved, youll have to see a freaking psychiatrist before they return licence undr probation terms again.they then test you for all drugs and alc.etc.

when sober he says yeah he knows that and will consider this, but as soon hes drunk, its the same over and over.

the guy will eventualy run into someone with a knife or gun and itll be lights out

You don't go out for a beer with a guy like this. Like you say eventually he'll run into someone who takes it to a whole other level and it might be you that pays for the shit he causes.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 29, 2012, 10:48:24 AM
If people don't want to hear off-color remarks they should stay away from bars and hang out at Starbucks or some other gay place instead.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Alex23 on July 29, 2012, 11:14:41 AM
If you could Getbig around at 100% irl we wouldn't need Getbig.  I'm sure you have a speed somewhere between coked out lunatic and republican economist.  Toning it down a bit, keeping off the sensitive religion/sex/race jokes, etc, doesn't equate to losing yourself.  Time and a place, Del.

Ps - Nice griddle marks.

well said.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: outby43 on July 29, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
Advise from deceiver - don't go to fucking bars.

Believe me I don't go to bars often and I I am talking about the random get together at someones birthday party or holidays or (the worst)  Work parties...this one has fucked me more than once.  ;D

 
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: outby43 on July 29, 2012, 03:07:31 PM
any examples?

you know that is the thing...I remember the night pretty well but I don't remember what I said to make people upset.  The last thing I remember is people laughing their balls off so I get on a roll.  Meanwhile, I fail to acknowledge the frail, pale skinned, neurotic mess standing behind her husband giving me the stink eye.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: wild willie on July 30, 2012, 07:22:53 AM
So I have a bad habit of offending people when I am drunk.  Don't get me wrong...I am not a prick but not everyone gets my sense of humor and yes I do sometimes go over the line but if I think I can make people laugh then I have no filter.  My wife told me to count to 10 before I reply with something.  The flaw I see in this is there is a very slim opportunity to get my joke or comment in before the conversation shifts to a different topic then I'll look like a fucking retard trying to be witty after the fact.  Many people tell me I should have been a comedian.  Others tell me I should fuck off and I am a dick (but not many) usually uptight women or holy rollers.  My family tells me I have gotten better at controlling myself except for my aunt who is a lesbian.  She has a warped sense of humor too and always says that I am lame now.  Oh and she's 58.
 
So what's the best course of action?  Do some coke, weed, booze and try to recapture what I once was or should I continue to be respectful of others.

I feel like Dell Griffith in Planes Trains and Automobiles when he tells a disgusted Steve Martin "People like me, My wife likes me, I like me."
Quit drinking and stay away from bars......go out to dinner.....travel more....take up golf or fishing.....just make sure to steer clear of the booze.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 07:31:43 AM
Back in the day when I was in the military stationed over seas, we would party every weekend. Over the course of time it just became an unwritten rule, if you want to hang with us, you don't start crap. If we found someone to be a mean drunk, they didn't go with us next time. Life is so much better when you can avoid those people. 
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 07:34:33 AM
Hahaha, reminds me of a time I worked in a predominantly female office environment (no not ann summers back office) when this fat bitch on the desk behind me exclaims "I don't know why I can't shift this weight? No matter how many stepaerobics classes I go to it doesn't make a difference?"

I waited until after a couple of reassuring replies/excuses had been given by her colleagues to set the scene, before shouting loudly "Maybe it's because you eat a WHOLE pack of chocolate biscuits at your desk every day MICHELLE?"

Safe to say, it went down a treat (in my mind).
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Mitch on July 30, 2012, 07:50:21 AM
Pics of the aunt in some lesbian porn or all of this just didn't happen :D
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 30, 2012, 08:00:35 AM
Advise from deceiver - don't go to fucking bars.

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Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: bigmikecox on July 30, 2012, 08:02:32 AM
Drunks are annoying as fuck! Nobody ever wanted to start a fight when they are stoned!

LEGALIZE IT!!!
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2012, 09:17:47 AM
I never understood why rational, intelligent people turn into flaming assholes when they drink.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 09:53:41 AM
I never understood why rational, intelligent people turn into flaming assholes when they drink.

My guess is they are assholes to begin with, just keeping a lid on it most of the time
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 30, 2012, 11:35:33 AM
My guess is they are assholes to begin with, just keeping a lid on it most of the time

qft

Alcohol doesn't change people; it just makes them more of what they already are.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 11:42:38 AM
Society is but a thin veneer covering the barbarism of man.

Remove the shackles of societal norms by introducing something that short-circuits the brain's ability to filter reptilian thought from socially acceptable behavior, and you get your average drunken lout.

We're all animals. Some of us do a better job of covering it up even when push comes to shove. Yet some of us are looking for reasons to let the animal out.

meltdown
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2012, 11:47:05 AM
I'm a greedy, selfish, agressive capitalist most of the time and I become quite gentle, warm and funny once drunk. What should I do?
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Fortress on July 30, 2012, 11:59:16 AM
Society is but a thin veneer covering the barbarism of man.

Remove the shackles of societal norms by introducing something that short-circuits the brain's ability to filter reptilian thought from socially acceptable behavior, and you get your average drunken lout.

We're all animals. Some of us do a better job of covering it up even when push comes to shove. Yet some of us are looking for reasons to let the animal out.

Spot-on

That alcohol is so acceptable in most societies continues to stun me. More often than not, folks who indulge do so past the point of responsibility and, in many cases, become a general nuisance.

Think about it. Domestic violence. Public altercation. Traffic accidents. In a majority of these situations, what is the common denominator? Fuckin' alcohol.

I bounced for many years and can say without hesitation that alcohol is a demon drug.

If I had a nickle for every doughy jackoff who made the attempt to beat my ass when intoxicated, I'd be wealthy.

Bloody ridiculous. Girls crying ... people throwing up all over themselves and everything in sight ... guys fighting and making threats ... shit getting broken ... females fucking greasy guys because they don't know what's happening ... individuals behaving in absolutely deplorable fashion ...

 ::)
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Man of Steel on July 30, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Spot-on

That alcohol is so acceptable in most societies continues to stun me. More often than not, folks who indulge do so past the point of responsibility and, in many cases, become a general nuisance.

Think about it. Domestic violence. Public altercation. Traffic accidents. In a majority of these situations, what is the common denominator? Fuckin' alcohol.

I bounced for many years and can say without hesitation that alcohol is a demon drug.

If I had a nickle for every doughy jackoff who made the attempt to beat my ass when intoxicated, I'd be wealthy.

Bloody ridiculous. Girls crying ... people throwing up all over themselves and everything in sight ... guys fighting and making threats ... shit getting broken ... females fucking greasy guys because they don't know what's happening ... individuals behaving in absolutely deplorable fashion ...

 ::)

I've always hated this behavior via alchohol.  Main reason I don't drink.  I cook with a bit of alcohol from time to time, but that's about it.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2012, 06:07:27 PM
Leg je armen om me heen baby kan je niet zien ik heb je nodig, zodat Houd me dicht tegen je huid Ik sta op het Lovin 'u begint

Spit op je hand en streel mijn pik In een medium tempo Speel met mijn ballen en vertel me hoe groot ze zijn Schat, wrijf je bever Boven en beneden mijn gezicht Zit op de hoek van het bed en kijk naar me whack off

Je ziet dat shampoo fles Nu steken in mijn kont Duw hem in en uit op een gemiddelde tempo Praat over lul je oude vriendje en hoe groot het was nu scheren van mijn schaamhaar en mij in het gezicht Whoa darlin 'Punch Make me duwen mijn lul en ballen terug tussen mijn benen Bel mij een lelijke vrouw en neem mijn foto om alle mensen waarmee je werkt te tonen

Trek nu mijn scrotum en neemt de shampoo fles uit mijn kont doen alsof ik de pizza bezorger en kijk naar me whack off

Strap op een dildo En maak me je hoofd Vertel me te vertragen en het te doen op een gemiddelde snelheid Ik voel me zo vernederd ben ik op het punt om mijn belasting te blazen U vertelt mij is het tijd om te vrijen, maar nu kan ik niet 'Cause ik uitgespuwd over mezelf dan kijk je in mijn ogen en besef je pas hoe erg ik geniet van Lovin 'You Het spijt me zo ik spunked op mijn buik Misschien de volgende keer zal ik beter op Lovin' You
Can we have this is english BDB? I cant understand this.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 07:15:18 PM
That's a pretty good song BDB.
Title: Re: Bar Etiquette (or lack thereof)
Post by: Metabolic on July 30, 2012, 07:38:20 PM
I have the same issue, through mistakes I learned its better to just not drink in crowds and only with close friends.  Too many embarrasments with alcohol.