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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on August 09, 2012, 02:48:43 AM
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Whats the gayest thing youve done?Written a poem?Sang a song?Got down on one knee?Allowed her to talk at the dinner table?
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I wrote a poem for my wife (fiance at the time)
If I get more than 3 requests I'll post it haha
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told her i was in love hahaha oh brother ::)
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I wrote a poem for my wife (fiance at the time)
If I get more than 3 requests I'll post it haha
waiting to marry a woman before you shag her is gayer than that BigCyp ;)
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These are the kind of gay things that us women love.
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Went to ceroc dancing classes :(
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gayest thing probably that one time I acted as a cuckold and licked the black thugs seed from the floor (no homo)
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don't do it Big Cyp .. it's special just for the both of you .. pics of her ok ;D
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actually, aside from telling her i love her and all that, the gayest thing was probably going to yoga classes
and if I ever did TRX training for a broad that would top that ;D
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don't do it Big Cyp .. it's special just for the both of you .. pics of her ok ;D
Hahaha ok, I am taking pictures of the bumhole as we speak
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lets face it, most of us do all that fruity stuff at one time or another for a broad. when u r trying to get the pussy nothings off limits. after u r married for awhile u just go tell them to fuck off if they ask something fruity of u
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Gave one the benefit of the doubt - No poem but that's two votes for bum hole pics BigCyp
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Gave one the benefit of the doubt - No poem but that's two votes for bum hole pics BigCyp
Ok, one more vote and i'm pm'ing everyone pics of my bumhole
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Just rimmed my wife then fucked her while fingering her arsehole. Gay? Its with a chick so I say no even though a poo hole is a poo hole male or female m ???
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Ok, one more vote and i'm pm'ing everyone pics of my bumhole
*Get's heated scented oil and tissues ready* ;D
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i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
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It's only gay if you want me to be
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Told her I would not nut in her mouth and then did not nut in her mouth.
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Going to request a 3rd for BigCyp poem ;D I once wiped my cock on a gfs face towel because she said her curtai ns were getting too dirty
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Sang a song.
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I once wiped my cock on a gfs face towel because she said her curtai ns were getting too dirty
;D ;D ;D
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I did Susan Powter aerobics tapes with my wife while she was "shaping up" for the wedding. She looked great...but...it still wasn't worth it.
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Took a digit in my ass (no homo)
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Going to request a 3rd for BigCyp poem ;D I once wiped my cock on a gfs face towel because she said her curtai ns were getting too dirty
On second thoughts, the poem is displayed in my home - someone visiting my home may think "Shit that's a good poem, I bet he ripped it from the net and said he wrote it haha" then they go to google and type the title of the poem and the first search result is gossip and opinions, and then it's pretty much downhill from there and I end up with a divorce haha
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I stayed off getbig for an entire day when it was the wedding day.
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actually, aside from telling her i love her and all that, the gayest thing was probably going to yoga classes
and if I ever did TRX training for a broad that would top that ;D
True or false, I heard there is a lot of farting going on in yoga classes.
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The gayest thing I've ever done is probably what I've been doing over the last few days - one of my female friends has just finished reading the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" and has been yammering on about it ever since. She's asked me to read it and see what I think so I told her I'd give it a go just to shut her up.
Fuck me if I didn't get I got busted reading it on the train the other day - these two black dudes looked at me like WTF?
Outed.
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True or false, I heard there is a lot of farting going on in yoga classes.
Because of the Vegans ? ??? Vegans and vegetarian farts smell brutal
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Gayest thing I did was put my jacket over a puddle of water for a women to walk across!!!! Just kidding. :P
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In grade 4, I really liked this girl named Lynn. So I bought her this giant chocolate heart, and put a "from your secret admirer" note on it. Then left it in her desk early one morning before school, on valentine's day.
She found it and threw it out in front of the whole class, and laughed with all her friends. My flesh and blood heart followed that chocolate impostor into the trash that day, mingling with the discarded carbon copies, apple cores, and used up juice boxes.
Hence, the misogynist I am today! Win-win.
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I stayed off getbig for an entire day when it was the wedding day.
Fucking homo lol
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i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
Informed consent of peace.
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Big Dicked Bob ate the pussy of a whore.
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Whats the gayest thing youve done?Written a poem?Sang a song?Got down on one knee?Allowed her to talk at the dinner table?
marry her
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marry her
haha ;D
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Did the dishes{well put them in the dishwasher}after she cooked dinner.
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i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
She must have loved it! Yeaah!
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Did the dishes{well put them in the dishwasher}after she cooked dinner.
I get the most sex from doing those things - never underestimate the power of helping out. (Obviously, BJ's should be demanded if not offered within 1 hour of doing a chore)
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In grade 4, I really liked this girl named Lynn. So I bought her this giant chocolate heart, and put a "from your secret admirer" note on it. Then left it in her desk early one morning before school, on valentine's day.
She found it and threw it out in front of the whole class, and laughed with all her friends. My flesh and blood heart followed that chocolate impostor into the trash that day, mingling with the discarded carbon copies, apple cores, and used up juice boxes.
Hence, the misogynist I am today! Win-win.
Young Love is such a beautiful thing.
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I get the most sex from doing those things - never underestimate the power of helping out. (Obviously, BJ's should be demanded if not offered within 1 hour of doing a chore)
So true,doing something or saying something nice goes a long way.
..."Can't wait to see you'' on your way over and "you look great" when you get there=blowjob.
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I once went and brought tampons for a girl.
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I once went and brought tampons for a girl.
tell us the truth: did you look inside the box?
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Let a girl fuck me with a strap on. Um, wrote a poem
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Gave her my time excluding that spent ramming her.
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went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.
pretty gay
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went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.
pretty gay
Sounds like posting here ;D
...at least you can log off when you've had enough
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one of my female friends
Gayer than being friends with a woman.
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went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.
pretty gay
ROFL ;D
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I said I believe the government should be supporting the arts :D and pretended to hate on stephen harper. ;D
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Gayer than being friends with a woman.
Does that mean I win?
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Haha, supporting the arts I think is the current winner :D
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took her to the theatre to see a musical.
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Sounds like posting here ;D
...at least you can log off when you've had enough
To show you what a trooper i am... (or fucking asshole, or homo)...i went to the afterparty too :D
There was some seriously gay shit going down there....suffice it to say i went to the bathroom one time, turned right around and pissed when i got home
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"Deleted" all my porn vids
((Bought new hard drive, then wish DiskPasswordProtector hid it from her)) I still win, yes?
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True or false, I heard there is a lot of farting going on in yoga classes.
haven't heard any but it is most probable, especially pussy farts.
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took her to the theatre to see a musical.
according to south park that is a sure ticket to a hummer, so it isn't that gay
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I get the most sex from doing those things - never underestimate the power of helping out. (Obviously, BJ's should be demanded if not offered within 1 hour of doing a chore)
she is training you like a dog skippy. jump through a hoop and get a treat.
no really...! ;D
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hot449Ls1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg)
when you made that, did you simply use a screenshot of your own browser for convenience?
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To show you what a trooper i am... (or fucking asshole, or homo)...i went to the afterparty too :D
There was some seriously gay shit going down there....suffice it to say i went to the bathroom one time, turned right around and pissed when i got home
wait wait, don't tell me. you heard noises from a stall and saw a brown paperbag moving under there?
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To show you what a trooper i am... (or fucking asshole, or homo)...i went to the afterparty too :D
There was some seriously gay shit going down there....suffice it to say i went to the bathroom one time, turned right around and pissed when i got home
;D
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Tell her I loved her when she had already broken up with me, I loved that slut.
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An ex and I had a Backstreet Boys song as one of "our" songs (strong homo)
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Tell her I loved her when she had already broken up with me, I loved that slut.
haha, poor you! i think men take it harder after a breakup than most women do.. those sluts move on to the next fella quick time
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when you made that, did you simply use a screenshot of your own browser for convenience?
Yes and thank you for sending me all those links ;)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=421094.0;attach=465019;image)
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haha, poor you! i think men take it harder after a breakup than most women do.. those sluts move on to the next fella quick time
she really moved on to the next fella quickly, luckily, years after I think i learned a lot from it.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=421094.0;attach=465019;image)
Who's this athlete Schmoff?
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::) Told her I liked her mother . ;D
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::) Told her I liked her mother . ;D
X2
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I let an old girlfriends little sister paint my finger nails.
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I let an old girlfriends little sister paint my finger nails.
Haha ;D That reminds me of an ex....my daughter painted his finger nails too.
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I let an old girlfriends little sister paint my finger nails.
As long as you fucked her it's not gay
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IM FUCKED UP AND ITS GREAT
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As long as you fucked her it's not gay
I did eventually but not that night.
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I did eventually but not that night.
;D
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Yes and thank you for sending me all those links ;)
hahaha ;)
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I painted a chicks nails. it was worth it tho. still gay when I think about it.
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I painted a chicks nails. it was worth it tho. still gay when I think about it.
Bob's?
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I once upset my wife when we were still dating... to make it up I agreed to go with her to a nail salon and get my nails done. (No I didn't get them painted!)
Oh one more even worse... I went with my wife (we were still dating) To (Drum roll)... The Southern Women's Show at a convention center! God that was awful, but I did end up buying this remote controlled robot, and at least we left before the firemen came out for their fundraiser dance show!
EDIT:
EVEN WORSE.... I went with my wife (We were dating still) and her mom to a Ricky Martin concert! Living La Vida Loca! True Story!
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This thread is making me nauseous.
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i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
and she never even woke up?
Epic skills! ;)
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EVEN WORSE.... I went with my wife (We were dating still) and her mom to a Ricky Martin concert! Living La Vida Loca! True Story!
You would have been probably the only male in the audience.
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You would have been probably the only male in the audience.
Ricky surfed in to the crowd on his nose
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One time I asked this girl to suck my dick, and when she said no, I didn't punch her in the face.
I was dating this girl and she cooked me dinner. It tasted like shit, and I didn't punch her in the face.
I was dating this other girl. She was doing my laundry and shrank my favorite blue shirt and I didn't punch her in the face.
ahhhh to be young again. I know better now
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Bob's?
::)
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Ricky surfed in to the crowd on his nose
Hahaha are you saying that Big Ach was approached by Nasa before the recent mission to Mars, to see if they could do a dry run of curiosity's ascent out of the crater, on his face?
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Hahaha are you saying that Big Ach was approached by Nasa before the recent mission to Mars, to see if they could do a dry run of curiosity's ascent out of the crater, on his face?
What Im saying BigCyp, is that Golds in Cairo recently converted a large section of its gym to open air, so Big Ach could finally have room to Bench Press
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Gay thread reported.
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What Im saying BigCyp, is that Golds in Cairo recently converted a large section of its gym to open air, so Big Ach could finally have room to Bench Press
Hahahahaha good one ;D
It must be hard for him though, can you imagine how many times he's misjudged the bar to nose clearance when doing military press on the smith!
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Hahahahaha good one ;D
It must be hard for him though, can you imagine how many times he's misjudged the bar to nose clearance when doing military press on the smith!
Ach can lie his head sideways on the bench, and do 12 reps of nose flares with 300kg on the Smith Bench Press
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=421094.0;attach=465019;image)
Booty looking hot as hell
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thats not kim holland
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Mosquito bite on booty's knee of peace
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thats not kim holland
(http://g.1192.kimholland.com/images/welcome.jpg)
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(http://www.primeurjagers.nl/content/1602kim.jpg)
looks like the typical girl your parents can't wait to meet at dinner
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Took ballet once! Also went to the Ballet once!
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called her back ::)
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Bought flowers - big mistake.
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Told her the truth. :(
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Told her the truth. :(
:D
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Hahahahaha good one ;D
It must be hard for him though, can you imagine how many times he's misjudged the bar to nose clearance when doing military press on the smith!
My wife always reminds me that my brother in law is a plastic surgeon and that I have options ;D
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i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....
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Today? Foot massage. :-[
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i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....
haha great story
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Went to a Journey concert :-[
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Agreed with my wife that our 22 year-old amazon waitress with the 1977 era Lynda Carter body should probbaly dress less provacatively at work.
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Went to a Journey concert :-[
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN,,,
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Today? Foot massage. :-[
Did you get thrown out the balcony window?
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Nicest thing I ever did for a woman was drop the charges.
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Did you get thrown out the balcony window?
Well played :-)
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Sucked her cock.
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Went to a Journey concert :-[
Nothing that features Neal fuckin' Schon can be seen as gay. Or that level of musical chops among band members, for that matter.
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i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....
LOL ;D
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gayest thing probably that one time I acted as a cuckold and licked the black thugs seed from the floor (no homo)
Someone's been watching too many of those types of flix. ;D
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Going to request a 3rd for BigCyp poem ;D I once wiped my cock on a gfs face towel because she said her curtai ns were getting too dirty
That's what their pillow cases are for.
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Rimmed her ???
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washed her car and shit
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washed her car and shit
You shit in or on her car?
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My wife always reminds me that my brother in law is a plastic surgeon and that I have options ;D
Hahaha, yes always good to have a back up plan ;D
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Did you get thrown out the balcony window?
lol
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Sucked her cock.
:o
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gayest thing probably that one time I acted as a cuckold and licked the black thugs seed from the floor (no homo)
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She took more than five seconds to get up and get me a beer, and I didn't backhand her.
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I went to the store to buy some stuff for her to cook during the game today.
She gets me with my pet name and being all nice and shit. >:(
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How about buying your women's hygiene products?
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Has anyone bought tampons for their girl?? ;D
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How about buying your women's hygiene products?
Great minds think alike. :D
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Great minds think alike. :D
Witch.
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What's wrong with that? If youre a young women it is to be expected. I see nothing about being embarassed about buyin it. It's not like I'm using it on myself. lol
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What's wrong with that? If youre a young women it is to be expected. I see nothing about being embarassed about buyin it. It's not like I'm using it on myself. lol
There's nothing wrong with it...in fact it's really thoughtful. Ex's have bought me tampons but they were the colour of beetroot while going through the checkout. ;D
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Any grown man knows it's quite common to buy muffin corks n related accessories for his women. Wiggs, y so cereal?
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There's nothing wrong with it...in fact it's really thoughtful. Ex's have bought me tampons but they were the colour of beetroot while going through the checkout. ;D
I once bought a giant green 10inch vibrator at a sexshop, now thats embarrassing.
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I once bought a giant green 10inch vibrator at a sexshop, now thats embarrassing.
It's not if it's 6 inches. ;D
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There's nothing wrong with it...in fact it's really thoughtful. Ex's have bought me tampons but they were the colour of beetroot while going through the checkout. ;D
Do they have self-checkout yet down in Australia?
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Do they have self-checkout yet down in Australia?
Yes we do. The cities got it first and now all the supermarkets have self serve.
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Banged her in the ass.
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There's nothing wrong with it...in fact it's really thoughtful. Ex's have bought me tampons but they were the colour of beetroot while going through the checkout. ;D
Your ex bought you used tampons?! Ewwww!
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Your ex bought you used tampons?! Ewwww!
Their faces were the colour of beetroot. ::)
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It's like a Three's Company episode in here.
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I once bought a giant green 10inch vibrator at a sexshop, now thats embarrassing.
Especially since you got one without a bar code and the cashier announced, "I need a price check on the giant green 10 inch vibrator...giant green 10 inch vibrator...thank you"
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giant green 10 inch vibrator...thank you"
That's what she said.