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Title: America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
Post by: bigmikecox on August 22, 2012, 12:59:19 PM
LOVE this shit! Its such a train wreck that you cannot turn it off!!!!



'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

Judging from the buzz in social and dinosaur media alike, TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (Wednesdays, 10 ET/PT) is either the end of civilization as we know it, or a loving picture of joyous redneck family values.

"And TLC wins again with another show I am hooked on:)," country singer Miranda Lambert burbled in a tweet last week; "a dolla makes me holla honey boo boo!"

VIDEO: McIntyre reacts to 'Honey Boo Boo'
Another, more-sour Twitter reaction: "SMH (shaking my head) at this nasty show. If go & act all crazy like I have no manners will they give me a TV show too?"

The latest entry in the reality sweepstakes, the half-hour show (which has drawn more than 2 million viewers a week in its first two weeks, TLC's top-rated show) follows the adventures of a self-described "crazy redneck" Georgia family , and their chubby little beauty-pageant princess, Alana Thompson, known to her familiars as Honey Boo Boo. She is 6.

She first appeared in TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras as a pageant contestant and made such an impression as a vivacious charmer, the network snapped up the whole family from rural McIntyre, Ga. — 300+-pound mama June, short-and-silent dad "Sugar Bear" Mike, and sisters Lauryn (Pumpkin), 12; Jessica (Chubbs), 15; and Anna (Chickadee), 17 and pregnant — for 10 episodes.


The show follows the family's wacky lifestyle in and out of pageants. Cameras watch them engage in all manner of offbeat antics — extreme couponing, eating roadkill, playing in mud, eating off the floor, toilet-papering the house, sneezing, nose-blowing and passing gas. At one point, HBB's pet piglet Glitzy is allowed to defecate on the kitchen table while they all roar with laughter.
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Post by: dr.chimps on August 22, 2012, 01:02:25 PM
And just when you thought you couldn't more lowball people's tastes.     ;D
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Post by: BIG ACH on August 22, 2012, 01:06:18 PM

I saw the trailer for that as my wife was watching some wedding show, was about to smash my TV into pieces!!
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Post by: Twaddle on August 22, 2012, 01:07:49 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/258/369/6ae.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wp89ADBw1rwq8ato1_500.gif)
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Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2012, 01:10:44 PM
I hate reality TV, but this is a good show.  Along with Little People Big World.

That little girl is fucking hilarious! 
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Post by: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2012, 01:23:19 PM
They should be exterminated.  Our only hope, is that once Romney is in office, he will invoke article 48 of the constitution, thereby taking full control and doing away with the undesirables.  Only hold up, he needs to first set fire to the Reichstag and gain the loyalty of the old Prussian Generals.  One can only hope. :-[
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Post by: Nails on August 22, 2012, 01:27:04 PM
the fat bitch (mom) is a coupon clipper too by the way.... who wouldnt want 100 sunscreens for 15 cents each

(http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/june-coupon-queen.jpg)


(http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/honey_boo_boo2.gif)
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Post by: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2012, 01:34:22 PM
Ok, what the fuck.  I have never heard of this kid until now.  I googled her and watched a 2 minute youtube clip of her and wanted to punch my computer screen.  Does anybody, you libs included, think that this kid will end up as anything other than a fat fucking welfare case?  Seriously, these humans are not fit to live. Oxygen thiefs.
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Post by: Parker on August 22, 2012, 01:40:34 PM
I thought you were going to say, "partners", but that is coming this fall...
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Post by: bigmikecox on August 22, 2012, 01:42:35 PM
Ok, what the fuck.  I have never heard of this kid until now.  I googled her and watched a 2 minute youtube clip of her and wanted to punch my computer screen.  Does anybody, you libs included, think that this kid will end up as anything other than a fat fucking welfare case?  Seriously, these humans are not fit to live. Oxygen thiefs.

Who give a shit as long as i laugh!

Look, its the deep south. Im sure there are THOUSANDS just like this family in Ga, Al, Ak, MS. The south is about 20 years behind the rest of the country. We just dont see shit like this on TV very often
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Post by: BIG ACH on August 22, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/315cves.gif)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 22, 2012, 02:19:06 PM
that fat mom needs to be met with an axe
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Post by: Steelrabbitt on August 22, 2012, 02:36:24 PM
My wife loves this shit. 
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Post by: Wiggs on August 22, 2012, 02:40:13 PM
Just your average white American Family, nothing to see here.
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Post by: RJ DRIVER on August 22, 2012, 03:04:37 PM
Holy shit, that's got to be the fattest crack baby I've ever seen.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2012, 03:22:26 PM
Just your average white American Family, nothing to see here.

 ;D
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Post by: King Shizzo on August 22, 2012, 03:25:49 PM
Hell On Wheels.  It's on Sunday night on AMC.
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Post by: Cornelius Funk on August 22, 2012, 04:02:37 PM
Who give a shit as long as i laugh!

Look, its the deep south. Im sure there are THOUSANDS just like this family in Ga, Al, Ak, MS. The south is about 20 years behind the rest of the country. We just dont see shit like this on TV very often
Last time I checked Alaska wasn't in the deep south Chief. Then again we ARE 20 years behind you educated yankees.
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Post by: Internet Tough Guy on August 22, 2012, 04:09:18 PM
(http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/june-coupon-queen.jpg)


(http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/honey_boo_boo2.gif)

More chins than Ron.
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Post by: bigmikecox on August 23, 2012, 05:36:59 AM
Last time I checked Alaska wasn't in the deep south Chief. Then again we ARE 20 years behind you educated yankees.

Ooops, Alaska is behind, but not as bad as the south.

Another GREAT episode! Love me some Alana
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Post by: hrspwr on August 23, 2012, 05:42:48 AM
 Probably all die in a minivan crash while texting.
Title: America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
Post by: The_Hammer on October 06, 2012, 01:17:16 AM
For Honey Boo Boo!


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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 06, 2012, 01:47:18 AM
that video makes me sick.
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Post by: dr.chimps on October 06, 2012, 01:49:00 AM
Like Romney abroad. 
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Post by: tommywishbone on October 06, 2012, 01:54:25 AM
Pilgrims most likely smelled bad. 
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Post by: SilverSpoon on October 06, 2012, 06:43:00 AM
How is this a fucking show on the Learning Channel???

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Post by: HTexan on October 06, 2012, 07:06:39 AM
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Post by: Irongrip400 on October 06, 2012, 07:19:32 AM
How is this a fucking show on the Learning Channel???




I have no idea. Seriously, it's things like this that make me question capitalism sometimes. That, and euthanasia. 
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Post by: 240 is Back on October 06, 2012, 07:24:37 AM
how is this even a show?   How in the world?  A disgusting, morbidly obese family that acts trashy?  unreal. 

epic superwalmart beauty pageant.
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Post by: Dokey111 on October 06, 2012, 07:29:03 AM
“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”   

(http://www.quotecounterquote.com/2011/04/5-things-you-wont-go-broke.html)
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Post by: SF1900 on October 06, 2012, 07:38:28 AM
She says she feeds her family on $80 a week, yet before having her own show, she would enter her daughter in beauty pageants which probably cost a good chunk of change (traveling, costumes, etc).

 ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Army of One on October 06, 2012, 07:38:37 AM
meet the family


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Post by: LetItRock on October 06, 2012, 08:19:19 AM
Great.  >:( Every "average" fat Americans can now dream of being a reality star.
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Post by: HTexan on October 06, 2012, 08:54:51 AM
Great.  >:( Every "average" fat Americans can now dream of being a reality star.
Nothing average about them, They drop the bar way way down.
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Post by: Wiggs on October 06, 2012, 09:10:22 AM
Your average white American family....Don't front honkies.
Time to pay the piper betches.
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Post by: bike nut on October 06, 2012, 09:25:32 AM
Your average white American family....Don't front honkies.
Time to pay the piper betches.

C'mon admit it chocolate failure....your momma goes four bills and wears spandex to Walmart.
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Post by: Wiggs on October 06, 2012, 09:29:07 AM
C'mon admit it chocolate failure....your momma goes four bills and wears spandex to Walmart.

Feelin' a little guilt and shame nutsack?
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Post by: bike nut on October 06, 2012, 09:30:48 AM
Feelin' a little guilt and shame nutsack?

Dont get angry Chocolate Failure, it was only a blowjob, not like I fucked her.....
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Post by: Wiggs on October 06, 2012, 09:33:04 AM
Dont get angry Chocolate Failure, it was only a blowjob, not like I fucked her.....

Yes, but she's your mother... a little bedtime BJ for little timmy from mommy.
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Post by: cart@@n on October 06, 2012, 09:33:26 AM
Melting 2 pounds of butter with catchup is a cheap meal/food choice?
I guess butter must be real cheap in the U.S.
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Post by: Archer77 on October 06, 2012, 09:45:56 AM
Your average white American family....Don't front honkies.
Time to pay the piper betches.

If that is the case, why do you neeguls keep ranting and raving about white people having all the power and oppressing you?  These backwards hicks can barely string together an intelligible sentence, let alone be smart enough to form some kind of secret cabal to keep your from succeeding in life.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on October 06, 2012, 09:48:13 AM
Great diet for such a young kid.

She will grow up just like her mom.
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Post by: Wiggs on October 06, 2012, 09:50:32 AM
If that is the case, why do you neeguls keep ranting and raving about having white people having all the power and oppressing you?  These backwards hicks can barely string together an intelligible sentence, let alone be smart enough to form some kind of secret cabal to keep your from succeeding in life.


You've never heard me say anything about whites holding me down...LOL....You have no power.  It's a facade.  The elites have power and the elites don't care for you anymore then they'd care for me. 

Remember that.
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Post by: Archer77 on October 06, 2012, 10:01:13 AM

You've never heard me say anything about whites holding me down...LOL....You have no power.  It's a facade.  The elites have power and the elites don't care for you anymore then they'd care for me. 

Remember that.

I agree but you need to start preaching this gospel to your fellow neeguls.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on October 06, 2012, 10:04:06 AM
Wiggs never said anything about Whitey holding him down, it's more like Parker, G_Thong and the likes that feel that way about White people.

Wiggs has jewish mentality, not black.

We need more Wiggsies in the world and less Crooked Cap Thugs.
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Post by: Wiggs on October 06, 2012, 10:05:19 AM
I agree but you need to start preaching this gospel to your fellow neeguls.

Do you associate with people of the ilk of Honey-boo-boo and family?

That's like telling me to do the same thing.
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Post by: Archer77 on October 06, 2012, 10:05:48 AM
Wiggs never said anything about Whitey holding him down, it's more like Parker, G_Thong and the likes that feel that way about White people.

Wiggs has jewish mentality, not black.

We need more Wiggsies in the world and less Crooked Cap Thugs.

I should have said, some of your FELLOW neeguls.   
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Post by: Boost on October 06, 2012, 10:06:28 AM
top youtube comment  for this video

"God is dead"

:-)
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Post by: Schmoff on October 06, 2012, 10:06:56 AM
I believe people still would rather have them being their neighbor than blacks
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Post by: Boost on October 06, 2012, 10:08:44 AM
I thought "Gummo" was just a movie  :o
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Post by: Ursus on October 06, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
I will get flamed for this and they are at times gross and have no manners.

However, I seen 9 episodes of this and despite their many apparent flaws they are not bad people and there is a lot of kindness in that family.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on October 06, 2012, 10:34:47 AM
I will get flamed for this and they are at times gross and have no manners.

However, I seen 9 episodes of this and despite their many apparent flaws they are not bad people and there is a lot of kindness in that family.

Nothing to be flamed for. You are merely speaking the truth.
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Post by: Ursus on October 06, 2012, 10:45:51 AM
They do not speak nasty about others. They also seem popular and have a lot of friends etc

Fundamentally they seem decent, but flawed people (in many respects) but what family is not flawed?
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Post by: Kwon_2 on October 06, 2012, 10:59:23 AM
They do not speak nasty about others. They also seem popular and have a lot of friends etc

Fundamentally they seem decent, but flawed people (in many respects) but what family is not flawed?

You speak the truth irish
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Post by: SF1900 on October 06, 2012, 11:04:07 AM
The mother would make a great female bodybuilder.

Diet her down, would be peeled.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on October 06, 2012, 11:12:34 AM
The mother would make a great female bodybuilder.

Diet her down, would be peeled.

Yes, even Lonnie would be impressed
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Post by: bike nut on October 06, 2012, 11:59:52 AM
Yes, but she's your mother... a little bedtime BJ for little timmy from mommy.

Wiggles.....rest assured, no one would ever confuse your mother with my mother.   ;D
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Post by: f450 on October 06, 2012, 02:08:28 PM
I believe people still would rather have them being their neighbor than blacks
then you are a fool. ???
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Post by: The_Hammer on October 06, 2012, 09:52:24 PM
Melting 2 pounds of butter with catchup is a cheap meal/food choice?
I guess butter must be real cheap in the U.S.

She could've gotten a jar of generic brand sketti sauce for $2.50


Instead:

Giant tub of Country Crock -$5
Bottle of ketchup-$3
Pack of sketti-$1.50
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Post by: Coach is Back! on October 06, 2012, 10:26:12 PM
That fat little bastard is in some serious trouble.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 07, 2012, 03:30:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gdI2k.jpg)
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Post by: WOOO on October 07, 2012, 03:33:43 AM
i hadn't seen nay of this shit until now... i do not miss having tv
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 07, 2012, 03:36:57 AM
i hadn't seen nay of this shit until now... i do not miss having tv

I'd argue every day that posting on Getbig, if choosing the right threads, is more intellectually stimulating than watching most
crap on TV.
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Post by: Dokey111 on October 07, 2012, 06:00:56 AM
I'd argue every day that posting on Getbig, if choosing the right threads, is more intellectually stimulating than watching most
crap on TV.

that's my model too