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Title: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 29, 2012, 11:56:40 PM
Since I have seen your picture I cannot get you out of my mind, your stuck there - I think I have fallen for you my queen, as I always do when the time of courtship arrives I sat down and wrote you this poem.

If this isn't creepy how would you feel if I move close to were you are living? Don't worry I am not going to stalk you just want to see you... from time to time and from a distance.

 :-\

My lovely horse.
Running through the field.

Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing
In the wind?

I want to shower you with sugarlumps.
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day.
And bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more).
Running around, with a man on your back,
like a train in the night…

Like a train in the night.

 :-\
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: bigmc on August 30, 2012, 12:00:27 AM
from father ted

great show
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 30, 2012, 12:02:01 AM
from father ted

great show

Do you feel sometimes that poems that don't rhyme lack fundamental effort?
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: irishdave on August 30, 2012, 12:36:37 AM
Eurovision winner right there
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 30, 2012, 12:38:22 AM
Neigh   ;D
How much do you weigh cause I wouldn't want you to break or injure me?  HAHA 
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 30, 2012, 01:36:30 AM
Eurovision winner right there

I ASSURE YOU THAT MONEY WAS JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT!!!!





lol back in the days when Ireland was flooded with Germans the first thing we would recommend to them was to watch Father Ted they all though it was hysterical, couldn't understand half of it but still laughed their ass off, thats good comedy for you.
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Fortress on August 30, 2012, 08:27:01 AM
Your poem brought a tear to my eye.
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: bighead on August 30, 2012, 12:48:20 PM
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Nails on August 30, 2012, 12:58:43 PM
booty would you give ron a blowjob for purple stars?
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 30, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
No I wouldn't. 
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 30, 2012, 02:10:29 PM
No I wouldn't. 

Wanna fuck ?
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: _bruce_ on August 30, 2012, 02:34:33 PM
Booty's booty won't recover.
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 30, 2012, 03:18:21 PM
Wanna fuck ?
You're so romantic Stark.  I prefer your romantic poem as a way to court me.   ;D
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: tbombz on August 30, 2012, 03:26:05 PM
No I wouldn't. 
your not supposed to dignify such questions with a response.  ;D  (it makes people think you actually had to give it some thought)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on August 30, 2012, 03:50:50 PM
your not supposed to dignify such questions with a response.  ;D  (it makes people think you actually had to give it some thought)

"dignity"   ::)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 30, 2012, 04:29:20 PM
your not supposed to dignify such questions with a response.  ;D  (it makes people think you actually had to give it some thought)
Haha   ;D  I didn't think of that.  I was still half asleep when I posted. 
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:18:24 AM
Haha   ;D  I didn't think of that.  I was still half asleep when I posted. 

Sooooooooo sexy god im so hard right now
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: irishdave on August 31, 2012, 12:54:11 AM
Sooooooooo sexy god im so hard right now

I'm telling your wife
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 31, 2012, 01:27:20 AM
Sooooooooo sexy god im so hard right now
A hard man is good to find.   ;D
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 31, 2012, 02:15:08 AM
A hard man is good to find.   ;D

;D
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: RJ DRIVER on August 31, 2012, 08:32:04 AM
Neigh   ;D
How much do you weigh cause I wouldn't want you to break or injure me?  HAHA 

So if you were a horse could I ride you bareback? ;)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 31, 2012, 08:51:14 AM
So if you were a horse could I ride you bareback? ;)
There's a dirty hidden meaning in there...Mmmmmmm   8)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: POB on August 31, 2012, 02:24:24 PM
Your poem brought a tear to my eye.

 :D
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 31, 2012, 02:32:40 PM
Internet flirting ::)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Stark on August 31, 2012, 02:36:47 PM
Internet flirting ::)

More than you ever done unreal life  ::)
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: booty on August 31, 2012, 04:41:08 PM
Internet flirting ::)

 :-*
Title: Re: Booty - Queen of Getbig I made this for you
Post by: Dr Kincaid on August 31, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
All Aussies Love Bush poetry.

Be great to hear John Laws do a reading of this.