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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on September 05, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
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haha owned, somebody invite him here
Javele McGee Flies out WSHH Model
(http://hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/javale_mcgee.jpg)
"After 5 months I finally agreed to meet him on August 8th. I waited that long to be sure that he wasn’t just looking for a jumpoff. I also thought this was a big deal for him because according to Javale he doesn’t fly “bi-ches,” out in the offseason.
My flight was delayed, so I got there late, I was hoping to have some time to chill, but as soon as we got inside the room he wanted to sex.
Eventually, we did have sex and I sort of understood since he had waited 5 months to see me, but he immediately started acting odd.
He decided to sleep on the couch instead of the bed with me.
He also said he had practice early in the morning and when I awoke he was already gone
He came back midday, once again said he was tired and was going to take a nap. That was fine I went to take a walk, but to my surprise while I was walking around I see him outside walking as well.
When I got back to the room he had bought Chipotle for himself and none for me.
When he came back he wanted to have sex again and I agreed, I assumed after that since he hadn’t taken me out all day we would go to the movies or do something besides just having sex.
Again I was wrong.
He said he was “tired” again and didn’t want to go out, instead he went to get a haircut, by then I was starting to see the writing on the wall and left the room.
I was invited to a party, but I wanted to go out with Javele so I went back upstairs to try one more time. He noticed my outfit, but still did not want to go out because, “It was too hot.”
He obviously didn’t want to deal with me anymore at that point, told me he was getting me my own room and that most athletes would just kick me out. He called downstairs and got me a room that would ready in 15 minutes."
(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Ayana-Marie-4.jpg)
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/when-thinking-an-athlete-cares-goes-wrong-starring-javele-mcgee-ayana-marie/
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What an idiot. I think I saw her on tv complaining about this.
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LOL
She just became a BITCH for the off season
Damn Javale played her
;D
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HOES DEY FUNNY
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lol@ her thinking she was something more than the whore she is. He's got 10 like her in 10 different cities
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yea im sure Javale loves to pick up his future wife on World Star Hip HOp
Whores Honeys
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Pretty girl with "empty" eyes. And a phat booty.
Too bad she's gonna be passed around like a blunt.
She knows the game, she likes the balla for his money, and all he wanted was the:
(http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2010/10/29/11-30-2010_8-29-55_AM.jpg)
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Another NBA dude who doesn't now how to use twitter
(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ray-allen-twitter-tweet.jpg)
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Pretty girl with "empty" eyes. And a phat booty.
Too bad she's gonna be passed around like a blunt.
She knows the game, she likes the balla for his money, and all he wanted was the:
(http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2010/10/29/11-30-2010_8-29-55_AM.jpg)
Shows you the calibre of ass they get regularly when he's kicking that out after a few hours.
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he invested 5 months, bought her a plane ticket, and let her crash at his hotel, and then skimmed of the Chipotle and pissed her off
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he invested 5 months, bought her a plane ticket, and let her crash at his hotel, and then skimmed of the Chipotle and pissed her off
I'm a Q'doba fan, so I don't see the foul there. Did her a favor by not sharing.
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Shows you the calibre of ass they get regularly when he's kicking that out after a few hours.
Her video from this yr
http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshhVnNqiNwEAjjz54j1 (http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshhVnNqiNwEAjjz54j1)
her video from 2010, from which that video still was taken
http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshhCFOm531Hx6QVBhnJ (http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshhCFOm531Hx6QVBhnJ)
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She knew she was being flown out to fuck.
Does this stupid bitch think he wanted to snuggle and spoon with her?
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I take it back, looks awful in the vids
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She knew she was being flown out to fuck.
Does this stupid bitch think he wanted to snuggle and spoon with her?
Even a jumpoff wants to be treated like a "woman", at least get her a chipotle chicken burrito. It shows that one cares.
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I take it back, looks awful in the vids
Vid from 2010 looks nice, the vid from this yr, she has leggings that come up to her booty cheeks, and garters, which squeeze and push out...I was thinking the same until I watched the vid again
in actuality, one could in theory take her seriously if the vids didn't exist---but they do, which shows what she really is about
she loves "God", as her Twitter profile says...well maybe she needed to consult God before making herself look like a common tramp.
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didnt she wants to date -and marry - a rich basketball player instead of a normal working average joe in the first place ??? How comes?
Lol i wanted a good guy but dated a ...black basketball player i never met and only chatted with over the internet...he hapened to be a millionaire but that's just a detail...
If she wants love, she can go to a coffee shop, or talk to one of the thousands of (not rich) men who would love to be her white knight. But no, she goes for the dumb rich guy, thinking she could play him for a fool but ended up being the one who got played.
In the end she doesnt accept what she truly is, and even go further, exposing her true personality by telling everyone about it...which will backfire tenfold on her sorry ass.
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http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-out-rules-for-women-going-to-meet-athletes/ (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-out-rules-for-women-going-to-meet-athletes/)
The story about Nuggets center Javale McGee and Ayana Marie put the spotlight on the “Fly Out” trip. There seems to be some disconnect between men and women about what the expectations should be.
While this is about athletes and ladies, it can be applied to pretty much anyone. Some of this should be common sense, but common sense is lost on a lot of people these days.
This is part 1 of 2.
The first installment is for the ladies.
1- ROUND TRIP TICKETS
If an athlete or man says the following two things immediate red flags should arise.
“Just pick up your ticket at airport”.
“Just fly out here and we will figure out when you are coming back later.”
If you went to dinner and ordered a steak and they came back with half the steak and said we will see how rest of night goes before we decide to give you the other half, would you accept that?
If you are meeting someone especially for the first time, you have no clue what they will do face to face. There are many of women who have been kicked out of rooms and stranded in locations with no way to get back home.
Don’t be that girl, if he doesn’t value you enough to pay for entire flight, what makes you think he values you as a person?
2- Get the room in your name.
I know it sounds sweet when he says….
“Don’t worry you can stay with me in my suite.”
The problem with that is you are basically a prisoner and if something bad happens or you decide this wasn’t such a good deal what can you do? Can’t just walk out, where are you going to go?
If you get the room in your name and something goes wrong at least you won’t be out in the street.
3- Have your own money.
I don’t care if you are being flown in by ARod; do not come to Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, NYC & etc with only $23 in your pocket.
Because, if you were dumb enough not to follow the first two rules and something happens you are going to be crying to someone to send you Western Union money so you can go from The W to the Motel 3.
You should always have enough money for a one night stay at a hotel and a plane ticket home
I advise you to get “Fly Away” Credit Card. Either prepaid or secure credit card and make sure $500 is always on it, so always have money to get out of a situation. Don’t use the money on weave, it is just for emergencies.
4- Sex is #1 Motivation
Listen, it doesn’t matter if it is a simp, pimp, good guy, bad guy, athlete, janitor or whoever. Every guy in the Universe and Pandora who tries to get a girl on a plane to see him wants to have sex with her.
If he doesn’t he is gay (not saying there is anything wrong with that #seinfeldreference).
To think anything else would make you extremely naive and borderline retarded.
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you or he won’t get you chipotle, it just means at least 51% of the reason you are at baggage claim is a straight physical attraction. Now, the rest of the reasons you are there can vary, but that main reason is because he wants to break lamps and thought enough of you to put you on Southwest.
So, don’t be surprised as soon as he sees you he tries to get your clothes off ASAP because he has waited for one day, 6 weeks, 6 months or in one guy’s case two years (true story) to smash.
Here is an analogy that might help you ladies out. Imagine you are on a diet where you can’t eat real food for 14 days on the 15th day something takes you to Ruth Chris. Sure you can nibble on a salad, but you know you want that steak. The man is on a diet waiting for you and you are the steak, he isn’t thinking about eating your salad…
*wait*
You know what I am saying, moving on.
5- Lower your expectations
From a distance everyone looks better. We tend as human to think the best of people and ignore red flags. We also are caught up in the Matrix; we believe what we want to believe.
No matter how great this athlete or man appears to be always keep in mind in essence this is a long distance booty call.
If it turns into something more that is awesome, if not at least you got a free trip and you won’t leave disappointed.
*****
These are simple rules, but if you follow them your fly out to see your guy will be a lot more enjoyable and less stressful.
Part 2 for the fellas will come out tomorrow.
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http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-out-rules-for-women-going-to-meet-athletes/ (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-out-rules-for-women-going-to-meet-athletes/)
The story about Nuggets center Javale McGee and Ayana Marie put the spotlight on the “Fly Out” trip. There seems to be some disconnect between men and women about what the expectations should be.
While this is about athletes and ladies, it can be applied to pretty much anyone. Some of this should be common sense, but common sense is lost on a lot of people these days.
This is part 1 of 2.
The first installment is for the ladies.
1- ROUND TRIP TICKETS
If an athlete or man says the following two things immediate red flags should arise.
“Just pick up your ticket at airport”.
“Just fly out here and we will figure out when you are coming back later.”
If you went to dinner and ordered a steak and they came back with half the steak and said we will see how rest of night goes before we decide to give you the other half, would you accept that?
If you are meeting someone especially for the first time, you have no clue what they will do face to face. There are many of women who have been kicked out of rooms and stranded in locations with no way to get back home.
Don’t be that girl, if he doesn’t value you enough to pay for entire flight, what makes you think he values you as a person?
2- Get the room in your name.
I know it sounds sweet when he says….
“Don’t worry you can stay with me in my suite.”
The problem with that is you are basically a prisoner and if something bad happens or you decide this wasn’t such a good deal what can you do? Can’t just walk out, where are you going to go?
If you get the room in your name and something goes wrong at least you won’t be out in the street.
3- Have your own money.
I don’t care if you are being flown in by ARod; do not come to Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, NYC & etc with only $23 in your pocket.
Because, if you were dumb enough not to follow the first two rules and something happens you are going to be crying to someone to send you Western Union money so you can go from The W to the Motel 3.
You should always have enough money for a one night stay at a hotel and a plane ticket home
I advise you to get “Fly Away” Credit Card. Either prepaid or secure credit card and make sure $500 is always on it, so always have money to get out of a situation. Don’t use the money on weave, it is just for emergencies.
4- Sex is #1 Motivation
Listen, it doesn’t matter if it is a simp, pimp, good guy, bad guy, athlete, janitor or whoever. Every guy in the Universe and Pandora who tries to get a girl on a plane to see him wants to have sex with her.
If he doesn’t he is gay (not saying there is anything wrong with that #seinfeldreference).
To think anything else would make you extremely naive and borderline retarded.
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you or he won’t get you chipotle, it just means at least 51% of the reason you are at baggage claim is a straight physical attraction. Now, the rest of the reasons you are there can vary, but that main reason is because he wants to break lamps and thought enough of you to put you on Southwest.
So, don’t be surprised as soon as he sees you he tries to get your clothes off ASAP because he has waited for one day, 6 weeks, 6 months or in one guy’s case two years (true story) to smash.
Here is an analogy that might help you ladies out. Imagine you are on a diet where you can’t eat real food for 14 days on the 15th day something takes you to Ruth Chris. Sure you can nibble on a salad, but you know you want that steak. The man is on a diet waiting for you and you are the steak, he isn’t thinking about eating your salad…
*wait*
You know what I am saying, moving on.
5- Lower your expectations
From a distance everyone looks better. We tend as human to think the best of people and ignore red flags. We also are caught up in the Matrix; we believe what we want to believe.
No matter how great this athlete or man appears to be always keep in mind in essence this is a long distance booty call.
If it turns into something more that is awesome, if not at least you got a free trip and you won’t leave disappointed.
*****
These are simple rules, but if you follow them your fly out to see your guy will be a lot more enjoyable and less stressful.
Part 2 for the fellas will come out tomorrow.
Haha, thanks man no more free plane tickets for me :D
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Another NBA dude who doesn't now how to use twitter
(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ray-allen-twitter-tweet.jpg)
SAY IT AINT SO RAY!!!! That's going to cost him HALF in the divorce!
Listen, NBA players get ASS!!! All day and night! So many basketball groupies its not funny. And JaVale is, ummm, a little "slow" on the court and he is still getting fine ass!
Welcome to the NBA sweetheart.
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Guess he is not into "bi-ches"
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Dumb money grubbing c un t got what she deserved. Act like a whore you get treated like one.
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Another NBA dude who doesn't now how to use twitter
(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ray-allen-twitter-tweet.jpg)
the man is a genius
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Dumb money grubbing c un t got what she deserved. Act like a whore you get treated like one.
Groupies get what they deserve
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Even a jumpoff wants to be treated like a "woman", at least get her a chipotle chicken burrito. It shows that one cares.
He didn't want to lead her on ;)
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Not the same girl, but damn
http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshh564xmv0aLsJ21Sk7 (http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshh564xmv0aLsJ21Sk7)
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what is she complaining about anyway, she got paid to fuck...if she cant keep him, she s the moron/loser ultimately.
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what is she complaining about anyway, she got paid to fuck...if she cant keep him, she s the moron/loser ultimately.
She didn't get paid period. She asked why didn't he get a hooker.
All she got was a one way plane ticket to come out there, no food, and had no money. Basically they were both playing a game, and she forgot her ball skills.
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she is a hooker but wont accept it. She probably had the same kind of relationships with other men other than that nba moron, but didnt talk about them cause they werent famous. As if it was the firstime she went into that kind of bullshit realtionships. Please. She s used to that stuff. She s been playing that game probably for years.
She s angry cause she really convinced herself for five fucking months she was going to become the wife of a millionaire nba player , almost certain her body and cock sucking skills would be enough to get at the top of the pyramid quick...but he didnt buy her chipotle and treated her like the whore she is, probably sure he could get someone better than her anyway. Brutal reality check for her.
Her ego shattered, she wanted to hurt his image, but ended owning herself before the whole world. Clearly not the sharpest tool in the box.
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chipotle and qdoba are both great restaurants, is what i'm getting out of this thread.
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she is a hooker but wont accept it. She probably had the same kind of relationships with other men other than that nba moron, but didnt talk about them cause they werent famous. She s angry cause she really convinced herself she was going to become the wife of a millionaire nba player , convinced her body and cock sucking skills would be enough to get at the top of the pyramid quick...but he didnt buy her chipotle and treated her like the whore she is.
She wanted to hurt his image, but ended owning herself before the whole world.
Exactly.
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Part 2
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-in-rules-for-athletes-men-wanting-to-meet-women/ (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-in-rules-for-athletes-men-wanting-to-meet-women/)
The Official “Fly In” Rules For Athletes (Men) Wanting to Meet Women
by Robert Littal | Posted on Friday, September 7th, 2012
Last night, in response to the story about Javale McGee who flew out a woman for a sexual romp, only for it to have disastrous results I gave some rules for women who go out and meet athletes and men in general.
But it wouldn’t be fair to just help out the ladies.
The fellas need some rules as well if they decide to “Fly In” a woman to make sure they don’t end up on Mediatakeout.
This is geared toward athletes, but honestly can be applied to an unemployed guy living in his mom basement.
1- Do a Carfax on your Lady
If you hire a known thief to work in a bank, whose fault is it when they rob you? With the Internet and social media there is absolutely no reason you can’t find out vital information on the woman you are thinking about flying in.
With Google, Yahoo, Bing, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, WSHH, MTO, YouTube and so many more resources at your disposal, there is no excuse for you not to know who you are dealing with.
If you see she has exposed someone in the past, get a clue she might expose you. If she Tweets her life story on Twitter, you might be in the next tweet.
Social media doesn’t necessarily tell you who a person is behind closed doors, but I know with a flat tire I can’t drive and there are a lot of flat tire women out there, so why are you trying to go 90 on the highway with her?
Listen, when you buy a car it might not be perfect, but if the engine is bad I rather know before, as oppose to when I am stranded in Boonville, Mo.
If you know the check engine light is on, let her ride you at your own risk.
2- Stop lying
People are wired to tell people what they want to hear, especially if they want to have sex. If you have ever watched an episode of Forensic Files they normally catch the criminal when their lies start to stack on top of each other.
While there are some women who are just crazy, normally it takes some sort of trigger to set them off. One of those triggers is when you get them to care about you and then treat them like trash.
While it might be funny and your boys might think you are the MAN, never underestimate the vindictiveness of a woman.
You might be laughing first, but not last.
It is better to just be blunt. If you know they are just a smash and dash, just tell them, they are still going to come and you won’t hurt their feelings.
Sidebar for the non-athletes, do not fly any woman in that you want to have sex with, if you haven’t told her you want to have sex. They are adults, don’t be a punk, man up and say what you want. Don’t BS them and say you just want to spend time and hang out, because that is exactly what some will do.
You will be out of your paycheck and they will go back home to the dude they have been having sex with.
Be honest it is ok.
The worst thing they can say is no and then you make the decision how you want to proceed from there.
3- Set an Agenda
The #1 problem with the Javale McGee situation wasn’t the Chipotle, it was the fact that Ayana assumed that she and Javale would be spending some quality time together.
When I say set an agenda, I mean set the expectation.
If you don’t want to take the girl out, let her know beforehand she will be getting real familiar with her hotel room.
If you have other things to do, let her know in advance. Especially if you are working, training or whatever doing the trip. If she can’t go you need to let her know.
If you do want to spend time with her, but only doing specific things, let her know. That way she can never say you led her on.
If Javale told her she wasn’t getting Chipotle from the get go, they wouldn’t be talking on Russ Parr about him not getting her a Burrito.
4- Condoms are you friend
This is part of the cheating commandants, but should be repeated.
$8 Condoms from Walgreens >>>>25% of your Income for the next 18 years.
Any questions?
I understand, Condoms suck, but……………if you need any motivation to use them take a look at Antonio Cromartie’s baby chart.
5- LOCK EVERYTHING!! & Sleep with One Eye Open
Lock your phone, lock your laptop, and lock anything that can be locked. Put valuables in a safe; don’t leave ANYTHING that has too much personal information just lying around.
Don’t be like my friend Sam The African who left his room to get a soda and when he came back his lady was gone. Only hours later did he realized that $500 was gone as well.
Never ever go to sleep before she does, always let her go to sleep before you and always wake up first.
You are probably wondering why.
Well, if you don’t follow any of the rules I have given you and you fall asleep early there is a chance of this happening.
This is Lakers Devin Ebanks and the woman “sneaking” into the photo is the infamous Miss Hawaii.
The same Miss Hawaii who is actually a prostitute who is on probation for felon robbery (Devin didn’t do the Carfax). You don’t want photos like this floating around the internet especially if you have a girlfriend, wife or fiancee at the time (Ebanks had a girlfriend who look 70 times better than Miss Hawaii, he doesn’t anymore).
Take a 5 Hour Energy drink and always be aware of your surroundings.
Bonus Rule: Be Nice
There are so many ways to make sure you don’t have a bitter female whose main goal in life to make your life miserable because you treated her like crap on a fly out.
If you know deep down in your heart you can’t deal with this female for more than a day or an hour plan accordingly, but if you do fly someone out for a weekend and you haven’t followed any the rules just try to make the best of it.
Even if she is annoying the hell out of you, grin, bear it and take the L.
At least you got to smash (hopefully) and now you know you will never ever invite her anywhere again. I know sometimes it can seem cool to be an asshole, but don’t tempt karma, better yet don’t tempt a woman who went through your phone and things while you were sleep and has nothing but time and unlimited internet access on hands.
Women don’t like to feel like a ho even if they are engaging in ho like activities. Treat them like a ho and they might make you the next contestant on that MediaTakeOut Screen.
Is it really worth it?
Think about it.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=102892.0;attach=298765;image)
;D
And the beast is such a pretty lady
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Lmaoooo
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She didn't get paid period. She asked why didn't he get a hooker.
All she got was a one way plane ticket to come out there, no food, and had no money. Basically they were both playing a game, and she forgot her ball skills.
If you mess with guys ini the NBA you know what you are getting into. Im sure JaVale isnt the first ball player she banged.
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Part 2
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-in-rules-for-athletes-men-wanting-to-meet-women/ (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/09/the-official-fly-in-rules-for-athletes-men-wanting-to-meet-women/)
The Official “Fly In” Rules For Athletes (Men) Wanting to Meet Women
by Robert Littal | Posted on Friday, September 7th, 2012
Last night, in response to the story about Javale McGee who flew out a woman for a sexual romp, only for it to have disastrous results I gave some rules for women who go out and meet athletes and men in general.
But it wouldn’t be fair to just help out the ladies.
The fellas need some rules as well if they decide to “Fly In” a woman to make sure they don’t end up on Mediatakeout.
This is geared toward athletes, but honestly can be applied to an unemployed guy living in his mom basement.
1- Do a Carfax on your Lady
If you hire a known thief to work in a bank, whose fault is it when they rob you? With the Internet and social media there is absolutely no reason you can’t find out vital information on the woman you are thinking about flying in.
With Google, Yahoo, Bing, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, WSHH, MTO, YouTube and so many more resources at your disposal, there is no excuse for you not to know who you are dealing with.
If you see she has exposed someone in the past, get a clue she might expose you. If she Tweets her life story on Twitter, you might be in the next tweet.
Social media doesn’t necessarily tell you who a person is behind closed doors, but I know with a flat tire I can’t drive and there are a lot of flat tire women out there, so why are you trying to go 90 on the highway with her?
Listen, when you buy a car it might not be perfect, but if the engine is bad I rather know before, as oppose to when I am stranded in Boonville, Mo.
If you know the check engine light is on, let her ride you at your own risk.
2- Stop lying
People are wired to tell people what they want to hear, especially if they want to have sex. If you have ever watched an episode of Forensic Files they normally catch the criminal when their lies start to stack on top of each other.
While there are some women who are just crazy, normally it takes some sort of trigger to set them off. One of those triggers is when you get them to care about you and then treat them like trash.
While it might be funny and your boys might think you are the MAN, never underestimate the vindictiveness of a woman.
You might be laughing first, but not last.
It is better to just be blunt. If you know they are just a smash and dash, just tell them, they are still going to come and you won’t hurt their feelings.
Sidebar for the non-athletes, do not fly any woman in that you want to have sex with, if you haven’t told her you want to have sex. They are adults, don’t be a punk, man up and say what you want. Don’t BS them and say you just want to spend time and hang out, because that is exactly what some will do.
You will be out of your paycheck and they will go back home to the dude they have been having sex with.
Be honest it is ok.
The worst thing they can say is no and then you make the decision how you want to proceed from there.
3- Set an Agenda
The #1 problem with the Javale McGee situation wasn’t the Chipotle, it was the fact that Ayana assumed that she and Javale would be spending some quality time together.
When I say set an agenda, I mean set the expectation.
If you don’t want to take the girl out, let her know beforehand she will be getting real familiar with her hotel room.
If you have other things to do, let her know in advance. Especially if you are working, training or whatever doing the trip. If she can’t go you need to let her know.
If you do want to spend time with her, but only doing specific things, let her know. That way she can never say you led her on.
If Javale told her she wasn’t getting Chipotle from the get go, they wouldn’t be talking on Russ Parr about him not getting her a Burrito.
4- Condoms are you friend
This is part of the cheating commandants, but should be repeated.
$8 Condoms from Walgreens >>>>25% of your Income for the next 18 years.
Any questions?
I understand, Condoms suck, but……………if you need any motivation to use them take a look at Antonio Cromartie’s baby chart.
5- LOCK EVERYTHING!! & Sleep with One Eye Open
Lock your phone, lock your laptop, and lock anything that can be locked. Put valuables in a safe; don’t leave ANYTHING that has too much personal information just lying around.
Don’t be like my friend Sam The African who left his room to get a soda and when he came back his lady was gone. Only hours later did he realized that $500 was gone as well.
Never ever go to sleep before she does, always let her go to sleep before you and always wake up first.
You are probably wondering why.
Well, if you don’t follow any of the rules I have given you and you fall asleep early there is a chance of this happening.
This is Lakers Devin Ebanks and the woman “sneaking” into the photo is the infamous Miss Hawaii.
The same Miss Hawaii who is actually a prostitute who is on probation for felon robbery (Devin didn’t do the Carfax). You don’t want photos like this floating around the internet especially if you have a girlfriend, wife or fiancee at the time (Ebanks had a girlfriend who look 70 times better than Miss Hawaii, he doesn’t anymore).
Take a 5 Hour Energy drink and always be aware of your surroundings.
Bonus Rule: Be Nice
There are so many ways to make sure you don’t have a bitter female whose main goal in life to make your life miserable because you treated her like crap on a fly out.
If you know deep down in your heart you can’t deal with this female for more than a day or an hour plan accordingly, but if you do fly someone out for a weekend and you haven’t followed any the rules just try to make the best of it.
Even if she is annoying the hell out of you, grin, bear it and take the L.
At least you got to smash (hopefully) and now you know you will never ever invite her anywhere again. I know sometimes it can seem cool to be an asshole, but don’t tempt karma, better yet don’t tempt a woman who went through your phone and things while you were sleep and has nothing but time and unlimited internet access on hands.
Women don’t like to feel like a ho even if they are engaging in ho like activities. Treat them like a ho and they might make you the next contestant on that MediaTakeOut Screen.
Is it really worth it?
Think about it.
Following these rules being "honest" and a gentleman will not get you laid. This chick wanted a fantasy. and woke up to the reality she got used. Lesson learned..
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Dumb bitch got juiced like a fucking orange.
Stupid hoe! ;D
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Following these rules being "honest" and a gentleman will not get you laid. This chick wanted a fantasy. and woke up to the reality she got used. Lesson learned..
This is strictly fr the "flyout", a woman already knows what's up.
It also helps to prevent women being vindictive. Or doing those "sneaking" pics---when you fall asleep before she does and takes pics tryna pretend she is your woman.
Even a ho don't want to be treated like a ho.
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A fuckin fly out? What a ghetto ass term.
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Is any smash and dash pussy really worth the cost of airfare...he is a pro athlete..cant he just go to the club ( he is 8ft 5) all the skeezers will assume he plays pro ball and Baboom, he can pick from the bunch...
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She didn't get paid period. She asked why didn't he get a hooker.
All she got was a one way plane ticket to come out there, no food, and had no money. Basically they were both playing a game, and she forgot her ball skills.
Parker I hope you would never treat a woman like that! :o
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A fuckin fly out? What a ghetto ass term.
Well you are "flying the chick out", correct? "I'm going to fly you out."
so, it's a aptly named term.
Is any smash and dash pussy really worth the cost of airfare...he is a pro athlete..cant he just go to the club ( he is 8ft 5) all the skeezers will assume he plays pro ball and Baboom, he can pick from the bunch...
Airfare is pocket change to them. Plus, it's easier to camp on on Twitter and instagram---attention and women go together like fish and water. Easier fishing. Or go on WSHH take a look at the vids, contact the chick and fly her out to you.
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Well you are "flying the chick out", correct? "I'm going to fly you out."
so, it's a aptly named term.Airfare is pocket change to them. Plus, it's easier to camp on on Twitter and instagram---attention and women go together like fish and water. Easier fishing. Or go on WSHH take a look at the vids, contact the chick and fly her out to you.
i am a pretty stingy dude, but to each his own i guess..i mean it isnt like this C Level player is making 16/mill a year
im sure he will be broke and playing ball on west 4th street in NYC in 7 yrs..so enjoy it while u can Javele
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Parker I hope you would never treat a woman like that! :o
No, I would at least get her some Chipotle. Two burritos (a steak and chicken) would cost around $14.
Ironically, many of these women bypass average dudes (who are not athletes or making bank) everyday. Or game them out of money and dinner. But, they try to leverage their looks (and sometimes brains) for the top picks....so, I guess it balances out.
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No, I would at least get her some Chipotle. Two burritos (a steak and chicken) would cost around $14.
Ironically, many of these women bypass average dudes (who are not athletes or making bank) everyday. Or game them out of money and dinner. But, they try to leverage their looks (and sometimes brains) for the top picks....so, I guess it balances out.
you would get her chipotle cause she has a great body and face, if she was ugly i doubt you d care. Problem is she s probably in another league than yours; of course you d buy her chipotle and lot of other stuff convinced you could never get better anyway. Know your place on the ladder.
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No, I would at least get her some Chipotle. Two burritos (a steak and chicken) would cost around $14.
Ironically, many of these women bypass average dudes (who are not athletes or making bank) everyday. Or game them out of money and dinner. But, they try to leverage their looks (and sometimes brains) for the top picks....so, I guess it balances out.
TWO Burritos? Parker, she better know..all hole are in play for that kind of dining
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you would get her chipotle cause she has a great body and face, if she was ugly i doubt you d care. Problem is she s probably in another league than yours; of course you d buy her chipotle and lot of other stuff convinced you could never get better anyway. Know your place on the ladder.
Are you trying to say Parker doesn't tap hot dime pieces like her every night? ???
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you would get her chipotle cause she has a great body and face, if she was ugly i doubt you d care. Problem is she s probably in another league than yours; of course you d buy her chipotle and lot of other stuff convinced you could never get better anyway. Know your place on the ladder.
I look a lot better than her last boyfriend, Stunnaman (please),
and have dated women with her looks and had brains.
Manners, you don't just buy yourself something, if you have a guest...then you get them something to eat, regardless of their looks. I thought your parents taught you better?
**btw, chicks who give it up to some dude 3x, after 5 months of Twitter talk, ain't in my league...
Especially since dude could have gotten a fly chick off of backpages.com
they come thru BWI like horses out the gates.
TWO Burritos? Parker, she better know..all hole are in play for that kind of dining
yeah, a burrito for me, and a burrito for her---damn sure ain't gonna share my steak burrito...
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Dumb bitch got juiced like a fucking orange.
Stupid hoe! ;D
"juiced" :D
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Im still convinced that a man would be happiest with a 7/10 with a nice body, she's sexy and attractive, but not so much so that she completely knows it, you find alot of them are down to earth with family values.Higher you climb up the ladder the more you are trading any kind of personality/loyalty/dignity for looks.
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She needed to heed these words by Wayne Dyer:
“Maxim for life: You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.”
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This girl is so dumb. The guy is in demand, he has a role in life that is on the fast track, big fans, big money, big life-style, a king in his own right, hence a big life. Who the fuck is she, a big nobody, she is bringing her tiny world into his monstrous spectrum and thinks she can hang, delusional or what, what a dumbass.
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This girl is so dumb. The guy is in demand, he has a role in life that is on the fast track, big fans, big money, big life-style, a king in his own right, hence a big life. Who the fuck is she, a big nobody, she is bringing her tiny world into his monstrous spectrum and thinks she can hang, delusional or what, what a dumbass.
Exactly, and there are thousands just like her but they are smart enough to understand the game and not put their shit on the internet. Here are the rules; you let the athlete fuck you, expect nothing, but there is about a 1 in 100 chance something will develop and you will hit jackpot.
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This girl is so dumb. The guy is in demand, he has a role in life that is on the fast track, big fans, big money, big life-style, a king in his own right, hence a big life. Who the fuck is she, a big nobody, she is bringing her tiny world into his monstrous spectrum and thinks she can hang, delusional or what, what a dumbass.
Unfortunately, the groupie/jumpoff type of women gain "importance" due to the Kim Kardashians, Amber Roses and Basketball Wives of the world. Women who are not know for anything or have no or little talent are put up on pedestals by people like Kanye West (thristy dudes) and Ballers.
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Unfortunately, the groupie/jumpoff type of women gain "importance" due to the Kim Kardashians, Amber Roses and Basketball Wives of the world. Women who are not know for anything or have no or little talent are put up on pedestals by people like Kanye West (thristy dudes) and Ballers.
::) The world is in a bad state when someone who plays B-BALL or a dipshit like WEST can actually elevate you"re status . wow .
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::) The world is in a bad state when someone who plays B-BALL or a dipshit like WEST can actually elevate you"re status . wow .
Many of these dudes date "video vixens" and urban models,,and many of them, like Amber Rose, were once strippers. Now due to Kanye, she is known, and has a sunglass line coming out.
Women like Snooki, and the rest of crew, who have no talent whatsoever, and now celebs, and the list goes on. People now are being known for just being known or being attached to someone's name.
And now the groupies/escorts/jumpoffs and chicks with vids on WSHH want to be known as well.
It's sad that being a whore is now cool.
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Would this whore even look at this ugly retard if he wasn't rich and famous. There lies the answer, they are both playing the game for different reasons. Not a sympathetic situation.
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Would this whore even look at this ugly retard if he wasn't rich and famous. There lies the answer, they are both playing the game for different reasons. Not a sympathetic situation.
Of course not, even Sam Cassell had groupies...
She (like a lot women) could have a normal dude who looked like he could pull a lot of women, with a decent paying job, and had a future, but women like her don't give those guys the time of day...
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Many of these dudes date "video vixens" and urban models,,and many of them, like Amber Rose, were once strippers. Now due to Kanye, she is known, and has a sunglass line coming out.
Women like Snooki, and the rest of crew, who have no talent whatsoever, and now celebs, and the list goes on. People now are being known for just being known or being attached to someone's name.
And now the groupies/escorts/jumpoffs and chicks with vids on WSHH want to be known as well.
It's sad that being a whore is now cool.
:-[ Pathetic isn't it !