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Title: Why do skinny dudes walk around the gym with their lats flexed?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 07, 2012, 11:11:32 AM
Hey skinny dudes - Why do you walk around the gym with your lats flexed?  It looks silly and nobody has a back that big that they have to walk like a douche bag?  
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Post by: BigCyp on September 07, 2012, 11:15:14 AM
Maybe they are method acting to be a coat hanger?
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Post by: bigmikecox on September 07, 2012, 11:16:16 AM
Guy at the gym last night was walking around like he was doing a front relaxed pose! Looked so damn silly.
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Post by: Euro-monster on September 07, 2012, 11:16:44 AM
Fucking twinks are everywhere man..
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Post by: hrspwr on September 07, 2012, 11:37:46 AM
LOL. Had a skinny guy this morning doing some power cleans with 95lbs and slamming the weights back on the floor, I just had to giggle - to myself of course I didn`t want to make eye contact or anything.
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Post by: dj181 on September 07, 2012, 11:42:55 AM
when one has a slim waist and narrow hips with broad shoulders it's almost impossible from them not to look like they are flaring thier lats out, check out some pics of Steve Reeves relaxed, and then you'll see what i'm talking about
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Post by: Rami on September 07, 2012, 11:45:14 AM
men scared of other scared men and evolution

that's the explanation for this behavior,


 just show some love and maybe they'll relax and loosen up
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Post by: MikMaq on September 07, 2012, 12:07:37 PM
Why do you walk around the gym with your lats flexed?  It looks silly and nobody has a back that big that they have to walk like a douche bag? 
Back shoulder injury.
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Post by: mass243 on September 07, 2012, 12:35:08 PM

It comes from the spine.

when I was young and biggish, I walked a bit "widely".
I still sometimes catch myself doing that and realize how stupid it must look as I'm practically skin and bones these days - then I try to concentrate on keeping my arms close to my body   ;D :-X
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Post by: funk51 on September 07, 2012, 01:15:28 PM
 ;D
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Post by: snx on September 07, 2012, 01:16:55 PM
Color me gobsmacked.
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Post by: bigmikecox on September 07, 2012, 01:18:06 PM
I try and make a point of not walking like a goon
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Post by: hench on September 07, 2012, 01:32:51 PM
the carrying carpets condition or ils! Fat guys who think they are muscular are guilty of this too, really grates on the nerves.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 07, 2012, 02:00:02 PM
really grates on the nerves.

must suck to be you if something trivial like this grates on your nerves.
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Post by: nkhp on September 07, 2012, 02:13:37 PM
so many funny things at the gym

1)  invisible barrel guy
2) top half rep bench press guy ( piles the weight on and lowers 3 inches ) can also be top half shoulder press, and squat guy.
3) the fat girl who has lost 20lb of the 100lbs she needs to drop but now walks aroung like shes hot
4) back curl guy ( trying to do biceps curls but looks like hes rowing a boat )
5) people who drink from the fountain SICK
6) creepy dude that spends more time in the change room then the gym floor
7) decked out guy ( bought 1000$ worth of gear works out twice never seen again )

the list goes on. the gym is great entertainment  ;D
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Post by: Hulkotron on September 07, 2012, 02:52:37 PM
At the grocery store today I saw a guy, 12" arms, 15" thighs, 45" waist, buzz cut and goatee, wearing a t-shirt "Hot Girls Love MMA Fighters" ;D
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Post by: bigmikecox on September 07, 2012, 02:59:56 PM
so many funny things at the gym

1)  invisible barrel guy
2) top half rep bench press guy ( piles the weight on and lowers 3 inches ) can also be top half shoulder press, and squat guy.
3) the fat girl who has lost 20lb of the 100lbs she needs to drop but now walks aroung like shes hot
4) back curl guy ( trying to do biceps curls but looks like hes rowing a boat )
5) people who drink from the fountain SICK
6) creepy dude that spends more time in the change room then the gym floor
7) decked out guy ( bought 1000$ worth of gear works out twice never seen again )

the list goes on. the gym is great entertainment  ;D

you just described LA Fitness on Dale Mabry in Tampa
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Post by: dj181 on September 07, 2012, 03:21:59 PM
At the grocery store today I saw a guy, 12" arms, 15" thighs, 45" waist, buzz cut and goatee, wearing a t-shirt "Hot Girls Love MMA Fighters" ;D

sounds like your typical jew

well at least those measurements do :D :D :D
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Post by: Rudee on September 07, 2012, 04:40:54 PM
Why do you walk around the gym with your lats flexed?  It looks silly and nobody has a back that big that they have to walk like a douche bag? 

I call these people "Tank Top Penguins".   You know the kind.  The goofs that wear the tank tops, and after each set they walk to the water fountain to take a drink, looking at themselves in the mirror the entire way and back.  Arms out like Penguins, as if their lats are so massive they can't walk with their arms normally at the sides.  Funny, massive guys like Ferrigno or Arnold walked normally, yet you see far too many clowns at the gym acting like they're huge, when everybody is laughing behind their back.
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Post by: MikMaq on September 07, 2012, 05:15:09 PM
The gym is the home of insecurities, pretty hard to find people there that arent totally insecure or narcissistic, Im glad Im at the not give a fuck stage in my life. I go because I have to if I dont wanna be crippled when Im older. Otherwise your all a bunch of freaks.
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Post by: Tapeworm on September 07, 2012, 05:56:44 PM
Hey, tubbies.
Title: Re: Why do skinny dudes walk around the gym with their lats flexed?
Post by: Howard on September 09, 2012, 02:56:55 PM
Hey skinny dudes - Why do you walk around the gym with your lats flexed?  It looks silly and nobody has a back that big that they have to walk like a douche bag?  

Same reason teenage girls stuff their bras .
It looks silly and pretty obvious, but they are under the delusion they " appear" to have something they don't hahaha
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Post by: Andy Griffin on September 09, 2012, 03:18:56 PM
Hey skinny dudes - Why do you walk around the gym with your lats flexed?  It looks silly and nobody has a back that big that they have to walk like a douche bag?  

Even funnier are the fatso's who are walking around with puffed chest syndrome and invisible lat syndrome all while trying to suck in their humongous stomachs. 
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Post by: Irongrip400 on September 09, 2012, 03:23:16 PM
At the grocery store today I saw a guy, 12" arms, 15" thighs, 45" waist, buzz cut and goatee, wearing a t-shirt "Hot Girls Love MMA Fighters" ;D

Damn bro, you didn't make eye contact, did you?
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Post by: Internet Tough Guy on September 09, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
At the grocery store today I saw a guy, 12" arms, 15" thighs, 45" waist, buzz cut and goatee, wearing a t-shirt "Hot Girls Love MMA Fighters" ;D

At least he didn't try to sell you gas pills or gold.
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Post by: WOOO on September 09, 2012, 03:41:14 PM
(http://www.fatmanunleashed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/flex1.jpg)

better to be skinny bitch than fat bastard
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 09, 2012, 11:45:19 PM
I try and make a point of not walking like a goon

It's too bad King Kamali didn't feel the same way as you. Talk about a douch goon who walked about with full flexed lats around every corner. Remember him at sound factory for hours on end. over 10 hours sometimes with his lats fully in effect for all to see. Ridiculous. And when he danced, he didn't realize a lot of people were laughing at him.
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Post by: James28 on September 10, 2012, 12:23:39 AM
It's too bad King Kamali didn't feel the same way as you. Talk about a douch goon who walked about with full flexed lats around every corner. Remember him at sound factory for hours on end. over 10 hours sometimes with his lats fully in effect for all to see. Ridiculous. And when he danced, he didn't realize a lot of people were laughing at him.

Kamali is one delusional camel fucker I enjoy observing (no homo). He's so delusional it's almost fascinating. He's under the impression he's some sort of iron warrior of old. In reality, and one some level he knows this, he's a fat, middle aged junkie with ZERO bodybuilding success, ZERO economical skills and will be a personal trainer until he quit using PEDs. Once he's down to 160 skinny fat Arab he'll go to prison after being caught in some sort of scam and that will be the end of him.
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Post by: Radical Plato on September 10, 2012, 01:05:55 AM
I can't stand the wankers who try exotic training techniques!
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Post by: dj181 on September 10, 2012, 01:58:14 AM
I can't stand the wankers who try exotic training techniques!

lol

this pic never gets old ;D
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Post by: G_Thang on September 10, 2012, 04:04:59 AM
It's too bad King Kamali didn't feel the same way as you. Talk about a douch goon who walked about with full flexed lats around every corner. Remember him at sound factory for hours on end. over 10 hours sometimes with his lats fully in effect for all to see. Ridiculous. And when he danced, he didn't realize a lot of people were laughing at him.

as much as he sucks, he hit the lotto with Barbara.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/barbara-kamali/12/62/297 (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/barbara-kamali/12/62/297)

(http://muscletime.com/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=42341&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=202)

good for him, getting her when he was in shape, because i doubt she'd go for him now, but they have to keep that growing family intact.
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Post by: Pet shop boys on September 10, 2012, 05:47:00 AM
This is why ....








WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: mesmorph78 on September 10, 2012, 06:13:07 AM
Mind muscle connection  ???
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 10, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
as much as he sucks, he hit the lotto with Barbara.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/barbara-kamali/12/62/297 (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/barbara-kamali/12/62/297)

(http://muscletime.com/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=42341&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=202)

good for him, getting her when he was in shape, because i doubt she'd go for him now, but they have to keep that growing family intact.

so she's been unemployed since 2007.  good thing he's such a success.
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Post by: Hulkotron on September 10, 2012, 04:56:54 PM
Damn bro, you didn't make eye contact, did you?

Fortunately this Titan was leaving the store as I was beginning my trip, so I lived to fight another day.
Title: Re: Why do skinny dudes walk around the gym with their lats flexed?
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on September 10, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Because they suffer from a somatic delusion........" thinking " that thier LATS are as wide as barn doors. And its a defense mechanism because they feel PHYSICALLY INADEQUATE.
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Post by: Parker on September 10, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Kamali is one delusional camel fucker I enjoy observing (no homo). He's so delusional it's almost fascinating. He's under the impression he's some sort of iron warrior of old. In reality, and one some level he knows this, he's a fat, middle aged junkie with ZERO bodybuilding success, ZERO economical skills and will be a personal trainer until he quit using PEDs. Once he's down to 160 skinny fat Arab he'll go to prison after being caught in some sort of scam and that will be the end of him.
He was the same way down in Alexandria, VA I was told.
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Post by: Polish Power on September 10, 2012, 07:28:48 PM
Its called I.L.S.  Imaginary Lat Syndrome
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Post by: chaos on September 10, 2012, 07:43:07 PM
(http://www.fatmanunleashed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/flex1.jpg)

better to be skinny bitch than fat bastard
BigN looking dry in that pic.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 10, 2012, 07:45:24 PM
Its called I.L.F.  Imaginary Lat Syndrome
Potatoe...















You can count to it.
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Post by: K-1 on September 11, 2012, 10:44:44 AM
Its called I.L.S.  Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Got a clown at my job right now who actually wiggles his arms out by his side like his Lats are sticking to his arms or some shit. Does it whenever he's talking to people. Shrugs his shoulders, rolls neck everything like he's so diesel he has to loosen up every five minutes. It's hilarious. Guy  doesnt even lift. No size, nothing. Lol  Lmao
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Post by: snx on September 11, 2012, 10:58:30 AM
Potatoe...















You can count to it.

Potato...you can't spell to it. Interdasting.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 11, 2012, 11:51:18 AM
Potato...you can't spell to it. Interdasting.
Lol mine was on purpose though
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Post by: snx on September 11, 2012, 11:56:59 AM
Lol mine was on purpose though

Sense of humor...apparently I have none. Interdasting.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 11, 2012, 11:59:35 AM
Sense of humor...apparently I have none. Interdasting.
Lol you can redeem yourself by posting an epic "intredasting" Meme at this very moment bro
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Post by: bigmikecox on September 11, 2012, 12:41:59 PM
Got a clown at my job right now who actually wiggles his arms out by his side like his Lats are sticking to his arms or some shit. Does it whenever he's talking to people. Shrugs his shoulders, rolls neck everything like he's so diesel he has to loosen up every five minutes. It's hilarious. Guy  doesnt even lift. No size, nothing. Lol  Lmao

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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Post by: tbombz on September 11, 2012, 04:46:50 PM
I try and make a point of not walking like a goon
  X2  ..   having a relaxed, casual posture is one of the big factors in being able to pull off the muscular look without appearing like a stupid arrogant jackass guido