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Title: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Army of One on September 09, 2012, 02:10:45 PM
Was passing an ipad to a male friend today when the front of my hand accidently brushed against his crotch, we both noticed but pretended we didnt, what was the correct way to handle this situation?
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Wiggs on September 09, 2012, 02:12:58 PM
Was passing an ipad to a male friend today when the front of my hand accidently brushed against his crotch, we both noticed but pretended we didnt, what was the correct way to handle this situation?

YES!  Pretend it didn't happen. 
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Bam-bam on September 09, 2012, 02:16:34 PM
should have punched him in the face
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 09, 2012, 02:18:11 PM
Are there things, AoO?
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: booty on September 09, 2012, 02:18:58 PM
That would be very uncomfortable.  
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: BB on September 09, 2012, 02:19:30 PM
Amongst friends, no gesture is needed. In other circles, just treat it like any other accidental bumping, just apologize quickly and move on, but in the case of a crotch brush, make no real eye contact.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: WOOO on September 09, 2012, 02:22:20 PM
give it a squeeze, you might both like it
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: King Shizzo on September 09, 2012, 02:23:22 PM
Ignoring it is the best option.  Unless you are Flinestones, then you pull his pants down and finish him off.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: HTexan on September 09, 2012, 08:41:18 PM
Yup, pretend it didn't happen.
You only have to say you're sorry if you hit, kick, or grab say package  ;D
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 09, 2012, 08:42:27 PM
Was passing an ipad to a male friend today when the front of my hand accidently brushed against his crotch, we both noticed but pretended we didnt, what was the correct way to handle this situation?

there are no accidents
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: chaos on September 09, 2012, 08:46:59 PM
Was passing an ipad to a male friend today when the front of my hand accidently brushed against his crotch, we both noticed but pretended we didnt, what was the correct way to handle this situation?
Should have done the nut tap/bitch slap/pie ipad in the face trick.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Bam-bam on September 09, 2012, 09:09:39 PM
Was passing an ipad to a male friend today when the front of my hand accidently brushed against his crotch, we both noticed but pretended we didnt, what was the correct way to handle this situation?

A true getbigger would have said NO HOMO!
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: viking1 on September 09, 2012, 09:12:15 PM
back up, slowly...  and never make eye contact.



I use that same technique when seeing a TapouT shirt too   :D
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Schmoff on September 09, 2012, 09:13:50 PM
there are no accidents


 ;D
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: 240 is Back on September 09, 2012, 09:16:26 PM
If he was close enough to make crotch-to-hand physical contact, then he's already suspect.

You don't need friends like that.  Me and my friends stay 3 feet apart.  We fist bump or elbow... none of that bro-hug shite.

And anytime you have to hand him an ipad, you make up a reason to set it down and he picks it up.  

men touching, WTF....  anyway, I'd rant all day but I'm off to review the Europa pro pics, I think Hidetada had Rhoden beat in terms of glute cuts but lost, it's got me upset.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2012, 09:19:09 PM
Basically, you gave him a mini handjob.

Proper etiquette would have been to finish him off.

You damn tease.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Wiggs on September 09, 2012, 09:30:58 PM
there are no accidents

lol
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 09, 2012, 10:06:31 PM
Lonnie Teper lost many of friend doing this very brush move. So much so, that the move itself is called "The Teper". If Urban dictionary doesn't have it listed, it should ;)
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 09, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
I just feel that the most ungay thing to do in the moment would be to reach over, place your index finger over his mouth, and say "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for about 5 seconds until the awkward moment has passed.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: phreak on September 09, 2012, 10:54:34 PM
Turn your back on him and softly moan.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: booty on September 09, 2012, 10:56:19 PM
I might give this "accidental feel" a go sometime. 
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 09, 2012, 10:59:00 PM
I might give this "accidental feel" a go sometime. 
You are a woman with sexual urges.
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: BigCyp on September 10, 2012, 12:45:25 AM
You are a woman with sexual urges.

Are you saying that booty is such a filthy slut, she has a four star rating on tripadvisor chiro?
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: WillGrant on September 10, 2012, 12:57:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/R6sdt.gif)
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: POB on September 10, 2012, 12:58:28 AM
Demand lobster dinner b4 said touch happens
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Radical Plato on September 10, 2012, 12:59:46 AM
It's called a Freudian slip!

Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: calfzilla on September 10, 2012, 01:27:15 AM
A guy at work almost brushed my tackle and he noticed so he said "oops almost touched your junk" my reply was "it's too early for that." 
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Cleanest Natural on September 10, 2012, 01:47:18 AM
You seem to have such a volcanic homo inside yourself struggling to come out db2134
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: Hulkotron on September 10, 2012, 03:27:14 AM
"accidentally" oh brother
Title: Re: etiquette for when you accidently brush another mans tackle
Post by: irishdave on September 10, 2012, 04:08:45 AM
A guy at work almost brushed my tackle and he noticed so he said "oops almost touched your junk" my reply was "it's too early for that." 

lol