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Title: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: 240 is Back on September 10, 2012, 08:15:33 PM
An 18-year-old man reportedly shot himself in the penis and testicles at a party last Thursday in Port St. Lucie, Florida while he was cleaning a recently purchased gun.
 
Michael Smeriglio initially told police that he had been shot by someone while walking down the street, but police said he changed his story after questioning, according to WKMG Local 6.
 
According to WTSP, the police also found marijuana in the house when they responded to the call about the gun going off, leading to police arresting the owner of the house, 22-year-old Joseph Lamar James.
 
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/10/florida-man-accidentally-shoots-penis-while-cleaning-gun/
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: SF1900 on September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 PM
I wonder if they were able to salvage any of his penis :/
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 10, 2012, 08:20:53 PM
I wonder if they were able to salvage any of his penis :/

why? are you in the market for some shot-off penis?
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: SF1900 on September 10, 2012, 08:21:40 PM
why? are you in the market for some shot-off penis?

FUCK YEAH!!! LOVE IT!!! ALL OF IT!!!
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 10, 2012, 08:21:55 PM
An 18-year-old man reportedly shot himself in the penis and testicles at a party last Thursday in Port St. Lucie, Florida while he was cleaning a recently purchased gun.
 
Michael Smeriglio initially told police that he had been shot by someone while walking down the street, but police said he changed his story after questioning, according to WKMG Local 6.
 
According to WTSP, the police also found marijuana in the house when they responded to the call about the gun going off, leading to police arresting the owner of the house, 22-year-old Joseph Lamar James.
 
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/10/florida-man-accidentally-shoots-penis-while-cleaning-gun/

"what the smeriglios start, the ziruolos finish" is a saying in the old country.
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: 240 is Back on September 10, 2012, 08:28:49 PM
hahahahahaha!!!   
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: trapz101 on September 10, 2012, 08:37:13 PM
guess the race lol
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Radical Plato on September 10, 2012, 08:43:33 PM
Penis of Peace!  ;D
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: booty on September 10, 2012, 09:00:21 PM
It would be painful. 
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: tu_holmes on September 10, 2012, 11:34:17 PM
Told you to stop cleaning your gun by your crotch 240.

;D
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: BigCyp on September 11, 2012, 12:53:55 AM
why? are you in the market for some shot-off penis?

Hahaha good observations
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Bevo on September 11, 2012, 01:01:21 AM
Living without a penis might as well kill yourself can't fuck fine ass hoes
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: booty on September 11, 2012, 01:16:49 AM
Living without a penis might as well kill yourself can't fuck fine ass hoes
Yeah he's in for a pretty sad life.  A dick that doesn't work.   
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Bevo on September 11, 2012, 01:22:29 AM
Yeah he's in for a pretty sad life.  A dick that doesn't work.   

Maybe there's an organ donor somewhere that he can get someones penis that has no use since their dead attached back on to him ;D
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: booty on September 11, 2012, 01:33:54 AM
Maybe there's an organ donor somewhere that he can get someones penis that has no use since their dead attached back on to him ;D
Imagine getting someone elses penis though. 
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Powerlift66 on September 11, 2012, 02:25:04 AM
He can get an addidictomy...
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: Radical Plato on September 11, 2012, 03:11:59 AM
Living without a penis might as well kill yourself can't fuck fine ass hoes
I don't know, I could do with another Eunuch to mind my harem!  :o A good Eunuch is hard to find.
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: mass243 on September 11, 2012, 03:27:09 AM

Hahaha, man who shot his penis STRONG !!!!11
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 11, 2012, 04:09:18 AM
Talk about standing your ground.    :-X


 
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: snx on September 11, 2012, 06:11:25 AM
Thank you Michael for removing yourself from the gene pool!

No need to be so dramatic, but thanks all the same.

Take notes, the rest of you wastes of human skin.
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 11, 2012, 06:44:24 AM
Penis of Peace!  ;D
Penis in pieces!
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Post by: SquidVicious on September 11, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
According to google Smeriglio translates to Smegma in Italian.
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Post by: Shockwave on September 11, 2012, 09:28:01 AM
Darwinism, what kind of dumbass tries to clean his gun without clearing his chamber?
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: 240 is Back on September 11, 2012, 09:30:22 AM
Darwinism, what kind of dumbass tries to clean his gun without clearing his chamber?


an 18 year old with a handgun and a pile of weed.   I thought one had to be 21 to buy a handgun, 18 to buy a long gun?  I may be wrong there about FL law.  i remember buying a keltec (crap gun in retrospect) on my 21st birthday and going to get permit the following weekend.    Once I shot the keltec, I bought a glock about a week later.
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: snx on September 11, 2012, 10:10:23 AM
an 18 year old with a handgun and a pile of weed.   I thought one had to be 21 to buy a handgun, 18 to buy a long gun?  I may be wrong there about FL law.  i remember buying a keltec (crap gun in retrospect) on my 21st birthday and going to get permit the following weekend.    Once I shot the keltec, I bought a glock about a week later.

He used the handgun to shoot his long gun. It's now a sawed-off shotgun.

Edit: Make that a snub-nose.


Ba-da-bing! I'm here all weekend folks! Tell your friends, and please, try the veal.
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: bigmikecox on September 11, 2012, 10:31:32 AM
NOTHING SURPRISES ME ABOUT FLORIDA!!!  You see crazy shit here!

--Pill Mills
--One my home from work i see a guy EVERYDAY, walking a pony. NO LIE! I do a double take everytime i see him.
--People wearing jeans, no shirt and no shoes in 95 degree weather
--people wearing no shoes and no shirt into 7-11
--also on my way home from work a guy, there is a guy who rides his bike, with a big ass old skool boom blaster and was playing "Holla Back Girl"
--Aligators. Saw 4 cops on a busy street where people walk trying to hold what appeared to be a 6 foot gator.
--Flooding
--Signs in spanish
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: POB on September 11, 2012, 11:30:27 AM
Unloading/magazine removal before cleaning is basic gun safety, better him then someone else
Title: Re: Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun
Post by: mass243 on September 11, 2012, 11:37:01 AM

Just an average day in USofA !!

"what you did today?"
"oh, same ol' same ol'  just cleaned one of my bazookas and shot my penis"  ;D ;D