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Title: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 02:36:35 PM

(http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l542/criscolumbus/trojancolor.jpg)

It is common for people to downplay the importance of news related to bbing (CNN jibes etc)

But shit just got serious. We now have a fellow bodybuilder on the death pool courtesy of him starring in the "Innocence of Muslims" great movie production

The leader of Lebanon's militant Islamist political party Hezbollah has issued a proclamation calling for the death of the producers and actors of the highly controversial film, "Innocence of Muslims," which has sparked outrage, protests and violent attacks throughout the Islamic world.


"I (leader of Hezbollah) issue a fatwa and call on the Muslim youth in America and Europe to do this duty, which is to kill the director, the producer and the actors and everyone who helped and promoted the film,"


'Anyone' wanting to ascertain the whereabouts of Tattoo Timmy (who refers to the big M as M "the bastard" in this movie) should contact Dave Palumbo since  Tattoo Timmy was last seen on his shows



http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/385698/20120918/islam-fatwa-innocence-muslims-hezbollah-lebanon.htm (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/385698/20120918/islam-fatwa-innocence-muslims-hezbollah-lebanon.htm)
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2012, 02:41:10 PM
Salman Rushdie > Tattoo Timmy
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: the trainer on September 18, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
cool a super hero to save the day will tattoo timmy help me get my cat out of the tree.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 18, 2012, 02:55:31 PM
Told you fuckers to not cross BIG ACH
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 03:18:58 PM
in his defense he was clearly offseason

(http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l542/criscolumbus/tatoo%20timmy%20clearly%20offseason_zps3e432148.jpg)

still, man handling the big M cant be good
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Montague on September 18, 2012, 03:24:55 PM

"I (leader of Hezbollah) issue a fatwa and call on the Muslim youth in America and Europe to do this duty, which is to kill the director, the producer and the actors and everyone who helped and promoted the film,"


Perfectly rational and justifiable reaction for a culture.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: lovemonkey on September 18, 2012, 03:26:51 PM
Hiding won't be easy for him LMAO. He's got pretty distinct features.

In all seriousness though, the fuck is going on? Someone needs to step up to these religious nuts and tell them to fuck off and use violence if they persist. This shit can not be tolerated.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 03:30:23 PM
Told you fuckers to not cross BIG ACH

BIG ACH said he was an Arab. but is he muslim ?


after all the director of the movie (a relative of our own vince bacile) is a coptic AArab
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Wiggs on September 18, 2012, 03:36:56 PM
religion of peace.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Parker on September 18, 2012, 03:41:14 PM
Salman Rushdie > Tattoo Timmy
Is that wandering eyed man still with that Amazonian Condi lookalike actress?
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 03:50:49 PM
Is that wandering eyed man still with that Amazonian Condi lookalike actress?

hot out of the press

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/09/17/120917fa_fact_rushdie (http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/09/17/120917fa_fact_rushdie)

rushdie was a piece of shit 'anyways' , verses or no verses

tatto timmy is a victim as the fucker didnt even know what he was doing- he will be the first fatal victim of voice over

he probably thought this was his big Hollywood break  ;D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Hulkotron on September 18, 2012, 03:52:18 PM
What does he bench?
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Les Grossman on September 18, 2012, 03:54:45 PM
Is that wandering eyed man still with that Amazonian Condi lookalike actress?

Wasn't he married to Padma from Top Chef at one time? Hats off to him if he was crushing that silky smooth vag.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 04:03:47 PM
What does he bench?

(http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l542/criscolumbus/Gerber-1420-rw-10739-83_zps9d82d0f5.jpg)
not that relevant as one of his spotters will be using one these any time now



Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 18, 2012, 04:05:45 PM
Tell the carriers and battleships to do a U turn, we're going back to the Middle East. But, maybe it won't be needed, maybe his fellow "Iron Warriors" will thong up, oil down, and jihad/posedown these infidels into the next life.  ::)
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 18, 2012, 04:05:51 PM
Salman Rushdie > Tattoo Timmy

only because he was fucking Padma Lakshmi
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2012, 04:19:09 PM
Is that wandering eyed man still with that Amazonian Condi lookalike actress?
Cripes. I don't know. He's on his fourth marriage, I think. I get the feeling that Salman is a kinda of a slimy guy, women-wise, but he is just so blindingly intelligent and such a good writer that he spins his life in such a way that he is always in lockstep with the public's 'expectations.' I think if you did a forensic investigation of contemporary events and his pronouncements, he'd probably be found to be out of step.   
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 04:27:26 PM
rushdie would be a nobody if it wasnt for Khomeini

tatoo tommy would be a nobody if it wasnt for Nasrallah [Hezbollah leader]

by the way the hunt has officially started

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/09/18/innocence-muslims-actress-forced-into-hiding-over-death-threats/ (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/09/18/innocence-muslims-actress-forced-into-hiding-over-death-threats/)

i give tatoo 6 months at most
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 18, 2012, 04:32:17 PM
rushdie would be a nobody if it wasnt for Khomeini

tatoo tommy would be a nobody if it wasnt for Nasrallah [Hezbollah leader]

by the way the hunt has officially started

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/09/18/innocence-muslims-actress-forced-into-hiding-over-death-threats/ (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/09/18/innocence-muslims-actress-forced-into-hiding-over-death-threats/)

i give tatoo 6 months at most

Wow, brutal "big break".
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Viking11 on September 18, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
Won't happen- at least in this country. The backlash would hurt their foreign aid begging.  Kill this cleric instead, he is not of God.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 04:39:19 PM
Wow, brutal "big break".

it is funny to you, but put yourself in TTs shoes

one day you play some role in a shit movie,another day you are looking around the corner for the rest of your life

i am being cavalier with this situation just for laughs but for TT this is real. I almost fear sorry for him. almost
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: BikiniSlut on September 18, 2012, 04:41:24 PM
What kind of mental problems must one have to get a tattoo that looks like that.

You can't go into hiding looking like that. Just plain fucking stupid. Attention whoring at its finest.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 04:42:32 PM
Won't happen- at least in this country. The backlash would hurt their foreign aid begging.  Kill this cleric instead, he is not of God.

you may want to google Hezbollah and Nasrallah and read more than the first paragraph
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 04:52:09 PM
What kind of mental problems must one have to get a tattoo that looks like that.

You can't go into hiding looking like that. Just plain fucking stupid. Attention whoring at its finest.

please consider that TT got the tattoos well before he decided to participate in a movie whose script  i am sure was not titled "Muhammad is a pedophile, bastard, liar, and other shit that will get me killed"

TT is an example that shit can happen to you out of nowhere

I should remind any islamists that are reading this forum that TT has appeared regularly on another forum, Rxmucle, and so inquiries on how to locate this infidel should be directed to Mr David Palumbo who i am sure will spill the beans in about 5 secs
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: BikiniSlut on September 18, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
please consider that TT got the tattoos well before he decided to participate in a movie whose script  i am sure was not titled "Muhammad is a pedophile, bastard, liar, and other shit that will get me killed"

TT is an example that shit can happen to you out of nowhere

I should remind any islamists that are reading this forum that TT has appeared regularly on another forum, Rxmucle, and so inquiries on how to locate this infidel should be directed to Mr David Palumbo who i am sure will spill the beans in about 5 secs

All Tattoo Timmy has ever wanted is attention. Negative or positive attention. He doesn't care either way.

I feel bad his life may be in danger but it wouldn't surprise me if he loves the publicity.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Viking11 on September 18, 2012, 04:58:38 PM
you may want to google Hezbollah and Nasrallah and read more than the first paragraph
No need. I knew about Hezbolah when you were probably in diapers. Now in the decades of their existence How many American citizens have they carried out successful hits on?
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Lobstah on September 18, 2012, 05:24:05 PM
Hiding won't be easy for him LMAO. He's got pretty distinct features.

In all seriousness though, the fuck is going on? Someone needs to step up to these religious nuts and tell them to fuck off and use violence if they persist. This shit can not be tolerated.

Blackface should work.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: slate on September 18, 2012, 05:26:28 PM
No need. I knew about Hezbolah when you were probably in diapers. Now in the decades of their existence How many American citizens have they carried out successful hits on?

unlike you I like to know what I am talking about.
While I am not an expert on Hezbollah I think that relying on the wikipedia entry is a safe bet for this kind of high profile organization

"Hezbollah is a Shia Islamic organization in Lebanon. Scholars differ as to when Hezbollah came to be a distinct entity. Various sources list the official formation of the group as early as 1982[16][17][18][19] whereas Diaz and Newman maintain that Hezbollah remained an amalgamation of various violent Shi'a extremists until as late as 1985.[20]


I can assure you I was not wearing diapers in the early 80s

As for how many Americans they killed there are two type of answers to that

1- generally speaking: You are fuckwitt that fails to understand what is said in jest

2- specifically speaking: god knows how many americans they killed but what has been attributed to them  includes the full complement of deaths in the 1983 U.S. embassy bombing in Beirut. (No I was not in diapers then)

anyway, thanks for participating, you can know crawl back to the sad hole you came out of
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: booty on September 18, 2012, 05:36:29 PM
What kind of mental problems must one have to get a tattoo that looks like that.

You can't go into hiding looking like that. Just plain fucking stupid. Attention whoring at its finest.
I met Timmy at the nyc pro in 2009.  He seems okay and if you can get past the helmet tattoo you don't really notice it after a while when talking to him.  But yes he does stand out with it.  I just hope he's okay, as it's not like he can get a different disguise and hide. 
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: ether on September 18, 2012, 05:36:34 PM
Now if they would only kill that dirtbag Palumbo
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2012, 05:40:03 PM
Now if they would only kill that dirtbag Palumbo
Made me laugh.    ;D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Viking11 on September 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
unlike you I like to know what I am talking about.
While I am not an expert on Hezbollah I think that relying on the wikipedia entry is a safe bet for this kind of high profile organization

"Hezbollah is a Shia Islamic organization in Lebanon. Scholars differ as to when Hezbollah came to be a distinct entity. Various sources list the official formation of the group as early as 1982[16][17][18][19] whereas Diaz and Newman maintain that Hezbollah remained an amalgamation of various violent Shi'a extremists until as late as 1985.[20]


I can assure you I was not wearing diapers in the early 80s

As for how many Americans they killed there are two type of answers to that

1- generally speaking: You are fuckwitt that fails to understand what is said in jest

2- specifically speaking: god knows how many americans they killed but what has been attributed to them  includes the full complement of deaths in the 1983 U.S. embassy bombing in Beirut. (No I was not in diapers then)

anyway, thanks for participating, you can know crawl back to the sad hole you came out of
Hits in America?   Not Beirut, that is in Lebanon.  Wow. I'm sure your a fun guy to be around. Very pleasant and courteous.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: bike nut on September 18, 2012, 06:05:15 PM
Now if they would only kill that dirtbag Palumbo

Douchebag hater!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: ether on September 18, 2012, 06:30:47 PM
Douchebag hater!!!!!!!

He's a quarter Jewish! That should give them some motivation.

If they do kill him they should get a presidential pardon
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: BIG ACH on September 18, 2012, 09:26:07 PM
BIG ACH said he was an Arab. but is he muslim ?


after all the director of the movie (a relative of our own vince bacile) is a coptic AArab

Yes, technically I was born and raised a Muslim.   But I don't really believe or practice anymore!



I'm an adult now after all and don't believe in fairy tales  ;D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: Bam-bam on September 18, 2012, 09:30:08 PM
Yes, technically I was born and raised a Muslim.   But I don't really believe or practice anymore!



I'm an adult now after all and don't believe in fairy tales  ;D

dont traitors recieve fatwa as well?
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: BikiniSlut on September 18, 2012, 09:32:45 PM
Now if they would only kill that dirtbag Palumbo

HAHA. ;D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: BIG ACH on September 18, 2012, 09:33:50 PM
dont traitors recieve fatwa as well?

Yes!

Btw...  Just so we are clear not all fatwas are bad... it doesn't  automatically mean that you will go kill somebody lol.... the word fatwa translates to "Statement" and is treated as an official statement from the Muslim upper-heads...

So like, if they issued a statement saying "We have officially decided that Muslims and Jews will hold hands and dance to disco music and this will clear their path to heaven" - then that would be a fatwa...

Ya feel me :D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: Slik on September 18, 2012, 09:45:02 PM
He's at the gym all the time. Ez to find if they waned to. Nice guy actually.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: tommywishbone on September 18, 2012, 09:56:16 PM
Those idiots have been trying to kill Salman Rushdie (the writer) since 1987. I think Tim will be safe.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: BIG ACH on September 18, 2012, 10:07:08 PM
Those idiots have been trying to kill Salman Rushdie (the writer) since 1987. I think Tim will be safe.

Yup...  They're totally fine! lol
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder (palumbo's buddy)
Post by: bike nut on September 18, 2012, 10:25:28 PM
Yes!

Btw...  Just so we are clear not all fatwas are bad... it doesn't  automatically mean that you will go kill somebody lol.... the word fatwa translates to "Statement" and is treated as an official statement from the Muslim upper-heads...

So like, if they issued a statement saying "We have officially decided that Muslims and Jews will hold hands and dance to disco music and this will clear their path to heaven" - then that would be a fatwa...

Ya feel me :D

I feel ya.....but I'll keep the sniper rifle trained on ya just the same.    ;D
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: Tito24 on September 19, 2012, 04:33:21 AM
europe should deport all muslims who protest against the "movie", im fucking sick of these people

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZR1NE6r7jY/SZ5NITiX43I/AAAAAAAAAaA/lb_7MiXxoYY/s400/mohammed_cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: _bruce_ on September 19, 2012, 05:18:26 AM
Crazy.
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: slate on September 19, 2012, 12:21:52 PM
He's at the gym all the time. Ez to find if they waned to. Nice guy actually.

has he taken some precautions recently??

I dont know,.. does he wear a blond wig when he is coming in from outside?

This kinda shit would  make anyone paranoid

one thing is for sure palumbo is not taking any chances and is taking down tatto timmy related content from his site
Title: Re: Hezbollah Issues Fatwa Against US Bodybuilder Tattoo Timmy
Post by: _bruce_ on September 19, 2012, 01:00:13 PM
europe should deport all muslims who protest against the "movie", im fucking sick of these people

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZR1NE6r7jY/SZ5NITiX43I/AAAAAAAAAaA/lb_7MiXxoYY/s400/mohammed_cartoon.jpg)

You sick bigot - these are peace loving people who just want to kill you.