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Title: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: the trainer on September 19, 2012, 08:59:18 AM
Say that dorian yates is better than ronnie coleman, what else can you say getbiggers.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Shockwave on September 19, 2012, 09:04:18 AM
Any news article with blacks committing violent/sexual crimes.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Wiggs on September 19, 2012, 09:04:54 AM
8 Mr. O's vs. 6 Mr. Os. You do the math.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 19, 2012, 09:05:23 AM
put gh15 and kigs in the title

Could be "Lakers GH15 win the NBA championship kigs"

Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Shockwave on September 19, 2012, 09:05:34 AM
8 Mr. O's vs. 6 Mr. Os. You do the math.
6 > 8?  ???
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Jaime on September 19, 2012, 09:13:10 AM
Mention Swedish Rape statistics and the race of the perps..

Mention something about religion v atheism.

Mention anything about Jew15 in front of one of his elves.

Anything about Ronnie and Dorian.

Ask about a pussy slaying physique.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 19, 2012, 09:16:13 AM
Anything with Glutes/women of crossfit in the title, then follow with shameless pornography.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Figo on September 19, 2012, 09:17:36 AM
Mention reeves had to wear knee-pads to earn money for drugs
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Jaime on September 19, 2012, 09:21:30 AM
Mention reeves had to wear knee-pads to earn money for drugs


Fuck that noise!!!
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: calfzilla on September 19, 2012, 09:23:17 AM
Mention anything about lacking willpower.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Tito24 on September 19, 2012, 09:24:09 AM
start a praise thread about Ron Avidan, (100 + pages)
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Figo on September 19, 2012, 09:27:09 AM

Fuck that noise!!!

Just an example

I'm in no way implying reeves performed fellatio to earn money for his drugs
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Shockwave on September 19, 2012, 09:27:59 AM
Just an example

I'm in no way implying reeves performed fellatio to earn money for his drugs
That may have been a reference to the old poster "reeves" that always said "fuck that noise".
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Figo on September 19, 2012, 09:29:36 AM
That may have been a reference to the old poster "reeves" that always said "fuck that noise".


 8)


Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Papper on September 19, 2012, 09:39:25 AM
Take steroids and have good genetics, then post pics and say you're lifetime natural
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Hulkotron on September 19, 2012, 09:42:04 AM
Just an example

I'm in no way implying reeves performed fellatio to earn money for his drugs

Yes that would be ridiculous

 :D
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Figo on September 19, 2012, 09:48:38 AM
Take steroids and have good genetics, then post pics and say you're lifetime natural

Or admit to a really small and brief cycle 10 yrs ago, but go on to say that your best gains are as a nattie
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: bike nut on September 19, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
Mention Swedish Rape statistics and the race of the perps..

Mention something about religion v atheism.

Mention anything about Jew15 in front of one of his elves.

Anything about Ronnie and Dorian.

Ask about a pussy slaying physique.

Mention PelliusElf.......he'll post up the next 10 pages himself.    ::)
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Tito24 on September 19, 2012, 09:51:52 AM
my body is my temple
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 19, 2012, 11:15:57 AM
Peter McGough is fat.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Nails on September 19, 2012, 11:17:41 AM
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.


(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/original_hedge_ad.gif)







From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

========================================================

Later, from another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!



(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/shovelad.gif)





I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

========================================================

From another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

========================================================

He finally decided to email my original account:

========================================================

From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in there???

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

========================================================

I emailed him one last time, from another account.

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

- Dave
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Tito24 on September 19, 2012, 11:28:08 AM
Peter McGough is fat.

without shirt hes more impressive
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Hulkotron on September 19, 2012, 11:28:56 AM
Peter McGough is fat.

x2 his lack of willpower is sickening.

(http://www.ifbb.com/reports/images/PeterBen.jpg)
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 19, 2012, 11:42:14 AM
Lol at the CL shovel ad.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: ukjeff on September 19, 2012, 11:44:31 AM
Quote
8 Mr. O's vs. 6 Mr. Os. You do the maths.
fixed
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: irishdave on September 19, 2012, 12:19:52 PM
Shovel story is fuckin ace, genius stuff
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: bigmc on September 19, 2012, 12:22:13 PM
be a romanian lying gypsy posting massiveley photshopped pics of yourself
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: JasonH on September 19, 2012, 12:25:14 PM
Out a fellow Getbigger who has previously boasted of being 300lbs with abs only to be revealed as a skinny twink who doesn't train.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: snx on September 19, 2012, 01:38:35 PM
Nails...is that copy and paste on the shovel story? If you really did that, you are an epic owner of minds not to be trifled with. And I lol'd.
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: dawakaman on September 19, 2012, 03:11:23 PM
Nails,that shovel story is some funny shit!! Where is it from??
Thanks for makin me LOL!
Peace
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Nails on September 19, 2012, 03:13:52 PM
Nails,that shovel story is some funny shit!! Where is it from??
Thanks for makin me LOL!
Peace



http://www.dontevenreply.com/

i have to really try not to read them at work , because that motherfuka has me in tears at times...

These are the best rated ones he has on the site

http://www.dontevenreply.com/top.php (http://www.dontevenreply.com/top.php)

Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Wiggs on September 19, 2012, 03:42:46 PM
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.


(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/original_hedge_ad.gif)







From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

========================================================

Later, from another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!



(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/shovelad.gif)





I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

========================================================

From another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

========================================================

He finally decided to email my original account:

========================================================

From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in there???

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

========================================================

I emailed him one last time, from another account.

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

- Dave

LMAO! Comedy Gold!
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: booty on September 19, 2012, 04:32:39 PM
Mention PelliusElf.......he'll post up the next 10 pages himself.    ::)
Truth. 
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: Schmoff on September 19, 2012, 04:41:13 PM
page 2

xoxoxoxoxxoo
Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: calfzilla on September 19, 2012, 07:27:56 PM
Make a thread about all natural college chicks.


Title: Re: How to get a 10 page thread on getbig
Post by: bigjim on September 20, 2012, 07:30:37 AM
Nails that shit is fucking gold, trolling at its best!! Im in tears!  ;D