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Title: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Alex23 on September 20, 2012, 08:32:08 PM
Recently got back in shape...well close. Fortunately back into any red blooded poon's smiley radar (flattering but I've got a preggo Ferrari at home so flattering is where it stays)

Unfortunately under schmoe radar as well.

The weakest of all schmoes is the one unaware of the existence of schmoerie and its socially connotative behavior; he's unaware that what he's doing / commenting on has been identified; He'll keep lurking at your shoulders/pec/arms without realizing the awkward situation he has put himself into it. It can be anyone; any age, shape or group; it often seeds from "his" attraction to the "bigger man" of the group, "a genetic treasure we must worship"...then the look in "his" eyes changes; the cross from admiration to lust has clocked in.

Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 08:59:25 PM
Recently got back in shape...well close. Fortunately back into any red blooded poon's smiley radar (flattering but I've got a preggo Ferrari at home so flattering is where it stays)

Unfortunately under schmoe radar as well.

The weakest of all schmoes is the one unaware of the existence of schmoerie and its socially connotative behavior; he's unaware that what he's doing / commenting on has been identified; He'll keep lurking at your shoulders/pec/arms without realizing the awkward situation he has put himself into it. It can be anyone; any age, shape or group; it often seeds from "his" attraction to the "bigger man" of the group, "a genetic treasure we must worship"...then the look in "his" eyes changes; the cross from admiration to lust has clocked in.



the trick is to never, ever make eye conntact. dont follow this rule, even for just 0,01 sec, the schmoering will increase at exponential rate
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Alex23 on September 20, 2012, 09:30:13 PM
the trick is to never, ever make eye conntact. dont follow this rule, even for just 0,01 sec, the schmoering will increase at exponential rate

Bam-Bam, sorta like a medusa with a taste for the msucular glutes?
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: tbombz on September 20, 2012, 09:31:53 PM
takes one to know one?  ;D
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Alex23 on September 20, 2012, 09:33:51 PM
takes one to know one?  ;D

funny but no.. kinda like the creepy uncle on a 4 beer buzz who starts acting weird... you're 9yo but you still feel that the "interaction" isn't normal. He doesn't or chose to ignore.
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Your Average GymRat on September 20, 2012, 09:47:30 PM
funny but no.. kinda like the creepy uncle on a 4 beer buzz who starts acting weird... you're 9yo but you still feel that the "interaction" isn't normal. He doesn't or chose to ignore.
Most of us weren't molested by our uncles. Try another example.
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Alex23 on September 20, 2012, 09:49:12 PM
Most of us weren't molested by our uncles. Try another example.

Nothing even close was mentioned. Are you worried about where your mind goes sometimes?
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Your Average GymRat on September 20, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
Nothing even close was mentioned. Are you worried about your mind goes sometimes?
Save your BS for someone as stupid as yourself.
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Alex23 on September 20, 2012, 09:53:52 PM
Save your BS for someone as stupid as yourself.

I save it all for you sweetie. Were you abused as a child?
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 20, 2012, 10:49:51 PM
Your Average Cumrag was abused three ways to sunday
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: clownbaby on September 21, 2012, 12:12:21 AM
Title: Re: The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 21, 2012, 02:32:09 AM
I enjoyed this juruth story.