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Title: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Fallsview on September 22, 2012, 02:22:27 PM
Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: hrspwr on September 22, 2012, 02:31:44 PM
Apparently you have never been to India, fukn shit everywhere.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Conker on September 22, 2012, 02:52:34 PM
Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No we would just learn to cut 'them' off clean like dogs do.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: 240 is Back on September 22, 2012, 03:49:13 PM
I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 

one would think a person that smelly would be easy to identify.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: viking1 on September 22, 2012, 04:10:48 PM
We could lick our peepee's too   ;D

Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: MB_722 on September 22, 2012, 06:51:44 PM
I've had this convo before.
It'd be great if we didn't have to wipe.

we should be shitting like dogs anyway ... in and out not sitting on a toilet reading a magazine


Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2012, 07:00:15 PM
Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they do need to wipe, then just cant. Hands bro ;D
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Fallsview on September 22, 2012, 07:30:34 PM
they do need to wipe, then just cant. Hands bro ;D

I've never seen a dirty dogs hind quarters. They might have grass hanging from it now and then but never dirty. 
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: axestream on September 22, 2012, 09:34:08 PM
Actually there are traces of fecal matter....everywhere!
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2012, 09:44:45 PM
I've never seen a dirty dogs hind quarters. They might have grass hanging from it now and then but never dirty. 
Never seen a dog drag ass on grass?
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: axestream on September 22, 2012, 09:49:52 PM
Never seen a dog drag ass on grass?

Actually usually they don't do that to wipe their ass.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Actually usually they don't do that to wipe their ass.
Wrong. That is why they do it most of the time. The other reason is worms.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: axestream on September 22, 2012, 10:42:55 PM
Wrong. That is why they do it most of the time. The other reason is worms.

No.

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/dog-dragging-bottom
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Mattyh7688 on September 22, 2012, 11:46:40 PM


I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao reminds me of someone who would shit in the urinal every single day in high school. It went on for my final two years there and they were NEVER caught.

I once shit in a pringles can my freshman year of college and hid it various places.. that was a good time.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: BIG ACH on September 23, 2012, 12:21:23 AM

A bunch of Dirty fuckers here!!   ;D

Not only do I wipe, but I also use a bidet to powerwash my ass!!!!
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 23, 2012, 12:19:41 PM
Go on a strict vegan diet, and you will never have to use toilet paper again..
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: hench on September 23, 2012, 12:48:47 PM
that's quite tempting, I get fed up with the shits that require wipe after wipe after wipe to the point the bog roll feels like it's become sand paper. Always an added bonus to have a one wipe download.
Go on a strict vegan diet, and you will never have to use toilet paper again..
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 23, 2012, 12:52:16 PM
that's quite tempting, I get fed up with the shits that require wipe after wipe after wipe to the point the bog roll feels like it's become sand paper. Always an added bonus to have a one wipe download.
It's actually true. I ate strict vegan for about 3 years, when taking a dump I just had to squeeze the brown fella off and the exit hole was perfectly dry and clean.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: hench on September 23, 2012, 12:56:52 PM
hmm, I wonder what makes all the other stuff cling to the side then...
It's actually true. I ate strict vegan for about 3 years, when taking a dump I just had to squeeze the brown fella off and the exit hole was perfectly dry and clean.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2012, 01:00:48 PM
I just put a pipe in my rectum and squeeze. There's no need for shit to touch any part of your body past your sphincter.
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 23, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
hmm, I wonder what makes all the other stuff cling to the side then...
Remains of animal fat/protein plus filthy bacteria in your bowels that feed on them..
Title: Re: What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???
Post by: bradistani on September 23, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
squatting to shit is apparently better for you. seems logical actually!!

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