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Title: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Radical Plato on October 08, 2012, 12:09:39 PM
I must be getting old, why the fuck would you want to drink liquid Nitrogen!

A TEENAGER nearly died and had her stomach removed in hospital after drinking a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen.

Gaby Scanlan, from Heysham in the UK, drank the cocktail during a night out celebrating her 18th birthday in Lancaster last Thursday, the Lancaster Guardian reported.

She first felt breathless, then developed severe stomach pain and was taken to Lancaster Royal Infirmary, where doctors diagnosed a perforated stomach.

Ms Scanlan was rushed to surgery where her stomach was removed in order to save her life.

On Monday she was reported to be in a serious but stable condition.

A Lancashire police spokesman told the Guardian their investigation was still in its early stages and they were interviewing witnesses.

"The premises involved have fully cooperated with all agencies and have suspended drinks involving liquid nitrogen," they said.

The local BBC reported that the venue, Oscar's wine bar, sent their "heartfelt best wishes" to Ms Scanlon and her family "at this distressing time".

The Daily Mail reported that Oscar's had recently promoted a cocktail called the "Pornstar Martini", containing liquid nitrogen and champagne, for nine pounds ($14).

A local councillor, Paul Aitchison, told the Press Association he had also tried a liquid nitrogen drink at the bar called a "Nitro Jagermeister" - but without any ill effects.

Barry Chalmers serves Kim Hibel and Missy Ruiz a martini made with liquid nitrogen at The Roosevelt, a bar in Sydney daring to use this ingredient. Picture: Rohan Kelly

Several trendy bars in Australia have recently jumped on the liquid nitrogen cocktail trend, including The Roosevelt and The Zeta Bar in Sydney. The latter's website boasts that "guests can expect the unexpected with deconstructed vintage classics and drinks with edible components and liquid nitrogen infusions."

Nitrogen takes liquid form at 196 degrees below zero Centigrade. Thanks to the 'Liedenfrost Effect', people will survive brief contact with liquid nitrogen unscathed. But longer exposures will cause 'cryogenic burns' and kill unprotected flesh in the same way as frostbite.

Drinking liquid nitrogen is a party trick with occasionally devastating consequences, as the gas rapidly warms and expands in the stomach, causing it to burst.

People who have had their stomach removed can continue to live a normal life and eat and drink regular food, but they can only eat smaller portions and need to take vitamin supplements for nourishment.

 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: bradistani on October 08, 2012, 12:14:15 PM
read about this earlier. must've been absolute agaony.. fucking sad, poor lass..
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 12:16:52 PM
i bet it was her X black and/or Arab  boyfriend that poisoned her


She needs to look at it in the good light , she will never be fat in her life 



(http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/102161/image_update_f3979925ff86187a_1349633132_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg)
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: 240 is Back on October 08, 2012, 12:19:11 PM
"Nitro Jagermeister"

People are BEYOND stupid.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: True on October 08, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
Stupid is what stupid does... ::)
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: _bruce_ on October 08, 2012, 12:20:01 PM
i bet it was her X black and/or Arab  boyfriend that poisoned her


She needs to look at it in the good light , she will never be fat in her life 



(http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/102161/image_update_f3979925ff86187a_1349633132_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg)

 ;D ;D ;D

This sucks - a fair warning... poor chick.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: bradistani on October 08, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
i bet it was her X black and/or Arab  boyfriend that poisoned her


She needs to look at it in the good light , she will never be fat in her life 





'every cloud..' n all that !  ;D
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: G_Thang on October 08, 2012, 12:34:39 PM
i bet it was her X black African and/or Arab  boyfriend that poisoned her


She needs to look at it in the good light , she will never be fat in her life  



(http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/102161/image_update_f3979925ff86187a_1349633132_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg)

Afro-descents on this side of the world have nothing to do with them. Take care with your generalizations.  

We are talking the UK, aren't we?
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: POB on October 08, 2012, 12:58:58 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 02:03:03 PM
I read this yesterday and was in shock.  To think that they were putting this in peoples drinks is unbelieveable. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 02:09:24 PM
I bet she would have prefered a sperm cocktail,  if given a choice this morning


I read this yesterday and was in shock.  To think that they were putting this in peoples drinks is unbelieveable. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 02:13:19 PM
I bet she would have prefered a sperm cocktail,  if given a choice this morning


Well at least it doesn't disolve your stomach. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: WOOO on October 08, 2012, 02:14:29 PM
sweet

feel good story
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 08, 2012, 02:32:47 PM
Ban Liquid Nitrogen in Cocktails

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/online/2012/10/8/1349696120201/A-cocktail-infused-with---008.jpg)
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: WOOO on October 08, 2012, 02:35:54 PM
sell more to kill more morons
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: WOOO on October 08, 2012, 02:37:45 PM
so the bitch wanted to escape reality a bit and do crazy things?

she asked for it.no mercy on her, as of in these pics she looks good, but its a future alcoholic swine-woman fatso.



boom
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 08, 2012, 02:39:28 PM
She has a lot of wrinkles in her forehead for 18. That being said, I went to a restaurant that served nitrogen infused milkshakes. I had one and didn't see the big deal. I had no idea it could kill you, I thought it just made the ice cream extra cold. Shame on me.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 02:44:16 PM
I hope she learned her lesson from the pornstar martini , next time she can order a sex on the beach or a blowjob like a normal whore at a club
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 02:44:36 PM
They must have put too much in her drink for this to happen.  
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Papper on October 08, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
raw, no condom, no oral for fear of nitrogen residue
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 03:54:50 PM
Drinking on her 18th Birthday Fuck yea !
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Schmoff on October 08, 2012, 03:57:46 PM
serve her right
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: HTexan on October 08, 2012, 03:59:16 PM
(http://www.drahmadmd.com/images/p-roux-en-y-gastric-bypass.jpg)
just saying
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 04:07:57 PM
Drinking on her 18th Birthday Fuck yea !
It's probably legal in the UK.  The legal age in Australia is 18
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: jaejonna on October 08, 2012, 04:10:16 PM
I wondered if she still felt the roofie ?
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 04:10:35 PM
It's probably legal in the UK.  The legal age in Australia is 18


Nice more drunk sluts giving away the pussy before heading to college   ;D
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Radical Plato on October 08, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
I bet she would have prefered a sperm cocktail,  if given a choice this morning



Funny you should mention that, swallowing the seed is good for womens health. Make sure you let your woman know!

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html (http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html)

Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered.

The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that slow down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.
 
Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, a psychologist at the State University of Washington in Saint Louis, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and wrinkled less plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight.

Ponsonby's survey of 753 college women and eastern European prostitute's over a 45 year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse had a better over all quality of life and would be wealthier in jobs/life.
"These women have a remarkable ability to achieve serious longevity without showing any signs of ageing, this is the key to life," says Ponsonby.
 
Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.
Once these chemicals are absorbed through the vaginal walls they inhibit weight gain and slow down the ageing process.
Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

Ponsonby controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women's perception of their relationship.

The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as increased depression.
Ponsonby's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Why Women Need More Semen .
Ponsonby says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects in the study and would like to replicate the study but this time with 5000 women.

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen," the groundbreaking study concludes.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: andreisdaman on October 08, 2012, 05:27:41 PM
i bet it was her X black and/or Arab  boyfriend that poisoned her


She needs to look at it in the good light , she will never be fat in her life 



(http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/102161/image_update_f3979925ff86187a_1349633132_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg)

another white guy obsessed with the black cock
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 05:33:25 PM
another white guy obsessed with the black cock


(http://i.imgur.com/mvmO6.jpg)
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: mame09 on October 08, 2012, 05:44:27 PM
if your stupid enough to drink liquid nitrogen then you deserve whats coming your way


WTF happened to having a normal drink 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: WOOO on October 08, 2012, 06:33:58 PM
I wondered if she still felt the roofie ?

8/10

well done
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 06:39:55 PM
Funny you should mention that, swallowing the seed is good for womens health. Make sure you let your woman know!

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html (http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html)

Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered.

The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that slow down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.
 
Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, a psychologist at the State University of Washington in Saint Louis, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and wrinkled less plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight.

Ponsonby's survey of 753 college women and eastern European prostitute's over a 45 year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse had a better over all quality of life and would be wealthier in jobs/life.
"These women have a remarkable ability to achieve serious longevity without showing any signs of ageing, this is the key to life," says Ponsonby.
 
Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.
Once these chemicals are absorbed through the vaginal walls they inhibit weight gain and slow down the ageing process.
Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

Ponsonby controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women's perception of their relationship.

The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as increased depression.
Ponsonby's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Why Women Need More Semen .
Ponsonby says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects in the study and would like to replicate the study but this time with 5000 women.

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen," the groundbreaking study concludes.
I read an article years ago similar to this.  When you think about it, it's natural for the man to cum inside the woman. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: snx on October 08, 2012, 07:07:09 PM
Help me out. So this bar serves her a drink that nearly kills her. And they're still in business and not in court facing a savage liability lawsuit? And other bars are still serving these drinks?

I love the whole "buyer beware" mentality of the capitalist state, but in this litigious era, how are establishments doing this legally, and in the wake of this, still doing it?
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 07:11:01 PM
Help me out. So this bar serves her a drink that nearly kills her. And they're still in business and not in court facing a savage liability lawsuit? And other bars are still serving these drinks?

I love the whole "buyer beware" mentality of the capitalist state, but in this litigious era, how are establishments doing this legally, and in the wake of this, still doing it?
I think I read in the article here that they are no longer allowed to put liquid nitrogen in peoples drinks.  But that's all. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: The_Hammer on October 08, 2012, 08:04:57 PM
so the bitch wanted to escape reality a bit and do crazy things?

she asked for it.no mercy on her, as of in these pics she looks good, but its a future alcoholic swine-woman fatso.



LOL, you're an ugly piece of Euro-trash.  That chick wouldn't give you a second look, you son of a whore.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: arce1988 on October 08, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
  WHY?
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Radical Plato on October 08, 2012, 09:46:35 PM
Help me out. So this bar serves her a drink that nearly kills her. And they're still in business and not in court facing a savage liability lawsuit? And other bars are still serving these drinks?

I love the whole "buyer beware" mentality of the capitalist state, but in this litigious era, how are establishments doing this legally, and in the wake of this, still doing it?
No different than over 300 people being killed by Pitbulls and thousands more brutally mauled and maimed and nothing happens.  Governments are financially lobbied by those with a vested interest, those who give a shit about health and safety don't get a say unless they pony up the big dollars and have friends in high places.  Western Culture = Profit before people.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 10:46:56 PM
This is the kind of people who would get high off a bottle of fermented human shit, called Jenkem
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:01:00 PM
I hope this girl is going to be okay after such a horrible ordeal.  And no this is not an excuse to post the propeller pic either.  But then, Wes is no where to be seen these days.  
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: sync pulse on October 08, 2012, 11:11:51 PM
She has a lot of wrinkles in her forehead for 18. That being said, I went to a restaurant that served nitrogen infused milkshakes. I had one and didn't see the big deal. I had no idea it could kill you, I thought it just made the ice cream extra cold. Shame on me.

You are supposed to let it entirely sublimate before consuming it...the only way to make ice cream with liqueur in it is with liquid nitrogen because of the alcohol content.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 11:13:05 PM
I hope this girl is going to be okay after such a horrible ordeal.  And no this is not an excuse to post the propeller pic either.  But then, Wes is no where to be seen these days.  

That propeller whore thread was about 80pages  :-\
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Bevo on October 08, 2012, 11:15:00 PM
That propeller whore thread was about 80pages  :-\

Lol that propeller whore lives a couple of blocks away from me, I should check to see if she's okay and invite her to post on GB
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:19:07 PM
That propeller whore thread was about 80pages  :-\
I know, it was huge. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:20:13 PM
Lol that propeller whore lives a couple of blocks away from me, I should check to see if she's okay and invite her to post on GB
No she doesn't need tearing into.  The girl needs to rebuild her life, confidance and strength. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Bevo on October 08, 2012, 11:22:38 PM
No she doesn't need tearing into.  The girl needs to rebuild her life, confidance and strength. 

I agree I was trying to be nice to her ;D
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 08, 2012, 11:23:07 PM
No she doesn't need tearing into.  The girl needs to rebuild her life, confidance and strength. 

confidance being that quality that makes you a good dancer. can you get wiggs started in the webcam business? he needs a job- i'm sure somewhere out theres a market for what wiggs has to offer.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 11:23:16 PM
No she doesn't need tearing into.  The girl needs to rebuild her life, confidance and strength. 


She can't cry with her glass eye
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 08, 2012, 11:24:44 PM

She can't cry with her glass eye

you dont cry from your eyeball
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:28:00 PM
confidance being that quality that makes you a good dancer. can you get wiggs started in the webcam business? he needs a job- i'm sure somewhere out theres a market for what wiggs has to offer.
No confidance comes from within.  I have never danced on hbc plus I haven't worked there since nov last year which is almost one year.  Wiggs would do better if he came to aussie, as they love yanks here. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Fortress on October 08, 2012, 11:28:40 PM
So many people do so many stupid things that it's a wonder more don't do crazy harm to themselves.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:29:03 PM
you dont cry from your eyeball
True you don't need tears to be able to cry.  Your heart/soul cries. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Fortress on October 08, 2012, 11:37:55 PM
True you don't need tears to be able to cry.  Your heart/soul cries. 

What is this, some cheesy songwriting workshop? Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:40:00 PM
What is this, some cheesy songwriting workshop? Fuck that noise.
It's more draining when you cry without any tears.  I've told myself on occasions that I wouldn't cry and I held it in and I swear I felt so drained afterwards and like I had been crying but there were no tears. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: FlexGuns on October 08, 2012, 11:46:29 PM
It's more draining when you cry without any tears. 

It's more draining having to read your posts all day long. You sure do talk a lot. Are you that starved for attention? No wonder you dont have a man in your life. Your about as fake as they come Booty.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 11:47:55 PM
It's more draining having to read your posts all day long. You sure do talk a lot. Are you that starved for attention? No wonder you dont have a man in your life. Your about as fake as they come Booty.
Nobody is forcing you to read my posts.  Learn some self control and just skip past them. 
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Mitch on October 08, 2012, 11:54:15 PM
sell more to kill more morons
x2. One could rename the drink in "Darwin cocktail"  :D
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 09, 2012, 12:06:37 AM
She didn't see Terminator 2 to know the hazards of liquid nitrogen.
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2012, 01:47:40 AM
Funny you should mention that, swallowing the seed is good for womens health. Make sure you let your woman know!

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html (http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html)

Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered.

The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that slow down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.
 
Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, a psychologist at the State University of Washington in Saint Louis, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and wrinkled less plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight.

Ponsonby's survey of 753 college women and eastern European prostitute's over a 45 year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse had a better over all quality of life and would be wealthier in jobs/life.
"These women have a remarkable ability to achieve serious longevity without showing any signs of ageing, this is the key to life," says Ponsonby.
 
Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.
Once these chemicals are absorbed through the vaginal walls they inhibit weight gain and slow down the ageing process.
Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

Ponsonby controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women's perception of their relationship.

The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as increased depression.
Ponsonby's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Why Women Need More Semen .
Ponsonby says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects in the study and would like to replicate the study but this time with 5000 women.

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen," the groundbreaking study concludes.

If it was true that sperm defies the ageing process, booty wouldn't exist
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Naggash on October 09, 2012, 04:01:31 AM
If it was true that sperm defies the ageing process, booty wouldn't exist

hahahahahha
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Radical Plato on October 09, 2012, 04:05:13 AM
It's more draining when you cry without any tears.  I've told myself on occasions that I wouldn't cry and I held it in and I swear I felt so drained afterwards and like I had been crying but there were no tears. 
I swear women love crying!
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2012, 04:10:34 AM
It's more draining having to read your posts all day long. You sure do talk a lot. Are you that starved for attention? No wonder you dont have a man in your life. Your about as fake as they come Booty.

Haha brutal
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 09, 2012, 06:14:40 AM
What a waste of a good life, just because she wanted to be with the "in-crowd" and do the "in-thing" of generation nothingness..

Put some icecubes in the cocktail instead
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: bradistani on October 09, 2012, 06:36:25 AM
Funny you should mention that, swallowing the seed is good for womens health. Make sure you let your woman know!

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-
 (http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html)

is there any no homo reason why you would research such a thing ?  ;D
Title: Re: Teen has stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2012, 08:35:55 AM
is there any no homo reason why you would research such a thing ?  ;D

Maybe he was concerned about his last meal....remember when I ate 5 double cheeseburgers from Mcd's for the first time - I got worried about how much salt etc and looked it up online.