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Title: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Army of One on October 08, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
Says when he was 19 he went to work at a gym and the owner let him stay at his place on the sofa,  one night the fat Balding gym owner comes in,  sits next to him,  rubs his feet against Arnold and asks him to go to bed with him, Arnold says he ran out of the door in a panic. Said there are lots of gays involved in bbing looking to hook up....
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 08, 2012, 05:55:35 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Nails on October 08, 2012, 05:57:37 PM
Are u sure u didn't hear that in a flex magazine videos?

Because 3 weeks ago, Phil Heath said the same thing
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Bam-bam on October 08, 2012, 06:02:08 PM
when i was 15 and walking shirtless on the streets (to get a tan) a schmoe stalked me with his car for 6 fuckin blocks. I still remember perfectly to this day my first schmo'ed experience like it happebed just yesterday.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 08, 2012, 06:04:18 PM
I was mowing my lawn shirtless while in college and some dude stopped by and told me he'd pay $10 hour if he could sculpt me as I posed. Told him no thanks. He asked another one of my buddies too.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Army of One on October 08, 2012, 06:08:31 PM
Are u sure u didn't hear that in a flex magazine videos?

Because 3 weeks ago, Phil Heath said the same thing

It's in his book,  Total Recall,  the ebook was posted here yesterday
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: JoeBelushi88 on October 08, 2012, 06:20:56 PM
schmoe recall   ;D
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: tommywishbone on October 08, 2012, 06:22:58 PM
I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: G_Thang on October 08, 2012, 06:24:11 PM
Totally Gay - Nope, that's Lee Haney.

Total Homo - That's right. 
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Army of One on October 08, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.

Maybe Basile was just thirsty and wanted to come inside for a drink?
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Dokey111 on October 08, 2012, 07:07:43 PM
I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.

i lol'd at this
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: viking1 on October 08, 2012, 08:35:24 PM
Says when he was 19 he went to work at a gym and the owner let him stay at his place on the sofa,  one night the fat Balding gym owner comes in,  sits next to him,  rubs his feet against Arnold and asks him to go to bed with him, Arnold says he ran out of the door in a panic. Said there are lots of gays involved in bbing looking to hook up....


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Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: POB on October 08, 2012, 08:36:06 PM
i lol'd at this

Me to was a good one
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
when i was 15 and walking shirtless on the streets (to get a tan) a schmoe stalked me with his car for 6 fuckin blocks. I still remember perfectly to this day my first schmo'ed experience like it happebed just yesterday.
Was that your first blow job?


















How did it taste?
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: arce1988 on October 08, 2012, 08:49:07 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: GoneAway on October 08, 2012, 09:14:51 PM
schmoe recall   ;D

Schmoetal Recall ;D

By the way, Arnold was talking about the owner of Herkules gym in Munich, Rolf Putziger.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 08, 2012, 09:56:55 PM
Totally Gay - Nope, that's Lee Haney.

Total Homo - That's right. 
Nobody here understand your riddles Brown Face
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 08, 2012, 10:01:42 PM
when i was 15 and walking shirtless on the streets (to get a tan) a schmoe stalked me with his car for 6 fuckin blocks. I still remember perfectly to this day my first schmo'ed experience like it happebed just yesterday.

getting a tan - is that what they call streetwalking in Brazil?
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 08, 2012, 10:02:47 PM
I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.

hopefully your time was under 20 minutes
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: booty on October 08, 2012, 10:04:14 PM
i lol'd at this
Add me to the list.  I laughed as well.   ;D
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: a_ahmed on October 08, 2012, 10:22:59 PM
Says when he was 19 he went to work at a gym and the owner let him stay at his place on the sofa,  one night the fat Balding gym owner comes in,  sits next to him,  rubs his feet against Arnold and asks him to go to bed with him, Arnold says he ran out of the door in a panic. Said there are lots of gays involved in bbing looking to hook up....

Nothing new this was in his old bodybuilding encyclopedia book.. i felt disgusted he even said he 'considered it' for a moment cause he was getting $$$ lmao... ew
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: dj181 on October 09, 2012, 03:37:11 AM
when i was 17 i had some middle-aged dude approach me and ask me to come back to his place and fuck his girl while he obsevered us ::)

had the same thing happen with an older and distingused looking fella (50 or so, grey hair, dressed impeccibly) at a gay club that my girl and i went to for some laughs

the dude wanted my girl and i to come back to his place and fuck each others brains out while he watched, and he said that he would only watch and not try anything ::)
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Your Average GymRat on October 09, 2012, 04:42:22 AM
when i was 17 i had some middle-aged dude approach me and ask me to come back to his place and fuck his girl while he obsevered us ::)

had the same thing happen with an older and distingused looking fella (50 or so, grey hair, dressed impeccibly) at a gay club that my girl and i went to for some laughs

the dude wanted my girl and i to come back to his place and fuck each others brains out while he watched, and he said that he would only watch and not try anything ::)
You went to a gay bar "for laughs"?
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: PJim on October 09, 2012, 04:46:16 AM
Remove the 'to' in the thread title and you're closing in on the truth.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: dj181 on October 09, 2012, 04:51:20 AM
You went to a gay bar "for laughs"?

i went because she asked me to, and being that i was quite pussy whipped by her at that time, i agreed

she said "jump" and i said "how high?"
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2012, 04:53:19 AM
I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: pedro01 on October 09, 2012, 04:54:48 AM
when i was 15 and walking shirtless on the streets (to get a tan) a schmoe stalked me with his car for 6 fuckin blocks. I still remember perfectly to this day my first schmo'ed experience like it happebed just yesterday.

I was just looking to ask for directions. Jeez.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: pedro01 on October 09, 2012, 04:56:12 AM
Add me to the list.  I laughed as well.   ;D

me too- pretty damn funny "wax my muffler"... I just has a second lol typing it in again!

A 2 loler. Rare.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: NelsonMuntz on October 09, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2012, 10:38:09 AM
When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Wiggs on October 09, 2012, 12:03:55 PM
When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.

please tell me youre joking
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Stark on October 09, 2012, 12:45:49 PM
Says when he was 19 he went to work at a gym and the owner let him stay at his place on the sofa,  one night the fat Balding gym owner comes in,  sits next to him,  rubs his feet against Arnold and asks him to go to bed with him, Arnold says he ran out of the door in a panic. Said there are lots of gays involved in bbing looking to hook up....

really really old stuff
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: POB on October 09, 2012, 01:15:58 PM
When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.

 ???
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Army of One on October 09, 2012, 01:19:28 PM
???

Satire of recent male teens "molestation" by hot women teachers
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: JoeBelushi88 on October 09, 2012, 01:45:18 PM
I remember when i was a 16 and had a job as a paperboy, I use to deliver papers in the wee hours of the morning and there was this old man that use to walk his dog, he use to say, 'hi' to me and being a respectful kid i say 'hi' back. The more he talked to me though, the more uneasy I got since he always commented on how 'fit' I was for a lad. Than one day, he asked me to go to the beach with him and swim together naked. I promptly, quit my job as a paper after that. True story, bros.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 09, 2012, 01:50:29 PM
I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.

Lol
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: HTexan on October 09, 2012, 08:02:02 PM
i went because she asked me to, and being that i was quite pussy whipped by her at that time, i agreed

she said "jump" and i said "how high?"
so youre saying she pegged the shit out of you?
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: POB on October 09, 2012, 08:45:29 PM
I remember when i was a 16 and had a job as a paperboy, I use to deliver papers in the wee hours of the morning and there was this old man that use to walk his dog, he use to say, 'hi' to me and being a respectful kid i say 'hi' back. The more he talked to me though, the more uneasy I got since he always commented on how 'fit' I was for a lad. Than one day, he asked me to go to the beach with him and swim together naked. I promptly, quit my job as a paper after that. True story, bros.

Lol, only cause I don't believe it
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Post by: mr.turbo on October 10, 2012, 02:44:24 AM
Arnold was cummed on by a schmoe?  :-X wow nasty rumor confirmed
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 03:29:01 AM
so youre saying she pegged the shit out of you?

nah, i contolled her in the bedroom
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: dr.chimps on October 10, 2012, 04:05:49 AM
Anyone got the book yet? Look in the index and see how many times Mildred is mentioned. Thanks much. 
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: HTexan on October 10, 2012, 09:37:30 AM
nah, i contolled her in the bedroom
so a power bottom I see. :-X :-X
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 10, 2012, 10:58:31 AM
what was it that turned off arnold

fatness or baldingness



baldingness - people are more accepting of fatness, chalo.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: Natural Man on October 10, 2012, 11:33:12 AM
I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.
post of the day.

Brutal attempt by arnold to pretend he never sucked old men cocks to start his "career" and pay for food and steroids at a time when he had no other qualification to earn a living. I love the myth he built of "i studied hard and worked as a construction worker", "was a millionaire before making it big in movies" haha. Master bullshiter reinventing his past every day to fit his ego. But the ugly mexican maid fuck up he was forced to expose is just the tip of the iceberg.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: MikMaq on October 10, 2012, 02:22:50 PM
The book sucks hope this helps. There's so much lieing in it, you might as well assume that it was written by someone else.


He says he never touched roids until 67 and it helps put on only 10 pounds. ::)
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: XBB007 on October 10, 2012, 02:30:19 PM
The book sucks hope this helps. There's so much lieing in it, you might as well assume that it was written by someone else
My thoughts exactly.  On top of his arrogance in every sentence, it's obvious he is a habitual lier.
Title: Re: Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book
Post by: GoneAway on October 10, 2012, 03:13:42 PM
The book is simply a promotional tool. It was made for the everyday Joe; who will believe the stories written simply because they don't know any better.