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Title: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:36:55 PM
today as i was painting outside, i am approached by a 6foot2 black male. he looked fairly healthy clear skin kinda good looking like wiggs but better like that african on soul train but with darker skin.

but as he approached me he was acting too much 2 non-confrontational because he goes "um excuse me sir" "um" looking down in despair non-confrontationaly and with some doubt he continues "sorry to bother you sir" "ive been sleeping outside for days i havent had anything to eat " "do you think you could spare some change or couple dollars?, sorry to bother you sir"

I go "naw i aint got no money but i gots a ginger ale, DO YOU WANT A GINGER ALE MAN???"

he go "yeah yeah ok..." then some hesitation ensues and more doubt graces the complexion of the man then a sharp immediate grimmace then he goes "no im allergic to ginger ale, can i have a couple dollars?"

i goes "youre allergic to ginger ale? I DONT BELEIVE YOU MAN" as i walk back to doin what i was doing angerly so hed fuck off but hopefully he wont burn down the house i was painting or steal the ac unit.

then he goes "sorry to bother you sir"

i just shook my head in disgust. what the fuck is wrong with the black community, this guy looked healthy and clean clothes, how can a crack rock or a drank of alchol be better than a ginger ale?
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 02:38:25 PM
Good question.  Milton Vagrant should be able to shed some light on this issue.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
Also, there is a poster running around here, Chalo or Chael or something - his consumption of meat is causing his hair to fall out in clumps.  Very sad - you should post a picture of your hairline for him.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:40:31 PM
Also, there is a poster running around here, Chalo or Chael or something - his consumption of meat is causing his hair to fall out in clumps.  Very sad - you should post a picture of your hairline for him.

i am a beautiful man i havent posted a pic latley however latley for me is 6 months ago while you have other posters who havent posted a recent pic in years
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 02:41:21 PM
i am a beautiful man i havent posted a pic latley

yes, you don't suffer from a deformity like baldingness.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 14, 2012, 02:43:32 PM
Shoulda had Grape drank handy my a free can friend. All woulda been solved fo sho.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:44:17 PM
yes, you don't suffer from a deformity like baldingness.

its funny my cousin recently lost a good amount of weight  and is leaner than me but yet has hardly any hair and tries to tell me what im doing wrong, my comeback is "look at your hair bro what happend to it"
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: polychronopolous on October 14, 2012, 02:44:23 PM
Also, there is a poster running around here, Chalo or Chael or something - his consumption of meat is causing his hair to fall out in clumps.  Very sad - you should post a picture of your hairline for him.

Yeah but you take a guy like Billy Mays who looked like he ate steak and red meat 5 times a day and he had a great set of jet black hair plus an epic beard.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:45:28 PM
Shoulda had Grape drank handy my a free can friend. All woulda been solved fo sho.

i have a feeling he would come up with a retarded excuse

i do like grape drink but i am hesitant to endulge in it because of the colorings they add to it , i don t know how safe it is
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:46:52 PM
Yeah but you take a guy like Billy Mays who looked like he ate steak and red meat 5 times a day and he had a great set of jet black hair plus an epic beard.

never forget the bellcurve

your boyfriend is aparently in the minority or on the lip of the bell curve
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: dj181 on October 14, 2012, 02:47:59 PM
its funny my cousin recently lost a good amount of weight  and is leaner than me but yet has hardly any hair and tries to tell me what im doing wrong, my comeback is "look at your hair bro what happend to it"

and don't forget man, you got a huge ass c0ck on ya, so you win there as well, but the question is... do you have the stamina to lay dat big ass pipe to her for a good 10 min straight, non-stop like?
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:52:21 PM
and don't forget man, you got a huge ass c0ck on ya, so you win there as well, but the question is... do you have the stamina to lay dat big ass pipe to her for a good 10 min straight, non-stop like?

dj i hear you are a strapping leader of men yourself
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 02:53:21 PM
dj i hear you are a strapping leader of men yourself

What's your VO2 max?
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 02:54:42 PM
resting heart rate? (please post as measured right after you wake up after a good night's sleep) max heart rate?
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
What's your VO2 max?

Lets hope my Vo2 max is within the superior range
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: dj181 on October 14, 2012, 02:56:46 PM
What's your VO2 max?

lol
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 02:57:17 PM
resting heart rate? (please post as measured right after you wake up after a good night's sleep) max heart rate?

its around 85 i think

my bp and heart is all normal
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2012, 03:00:10 PM
There's NOTHING that can compare to a Ginger Ale, not even a Purploid Drank, they're just so full of flavor and has that exquisite taste.

Can't believe this generation blackness, how could he refuse this fine gift.

(http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/recipes/Ginger_Ale-2.jpg)
(http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/recipes/Ginger_Ale-4.jpg)
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: booty on October 14, 2012, 03:01:30 PM
I've never seen a raspberry ginger ale here. 
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 03:05:07 PM
There's NOTHING that can compare to a Ginger Ale, not even a Purploid Drank, they're just so full of flavor and has that exquisite taste.

Can't believe this generation blackness, how could he refuse this fine gift.

(http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/recipes/Ginger_Ale-2.jpg)
(http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/recipes/Ginger_Ale-4.jpg)

i was very angry he didnt take my offer, i thought it was funny when i said " I DONT BELEIVE YOU MAN"
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 14, 2012, 03:06:20 PM
I've never seen a raspberry ginger ale here.  

thanks for sharing.  We were all dying to know if you had.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 03:07:31 PM
I've never seen a raspberry ginger ale here. 

some have claimed you are a man impersonating a female
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: booty on October 14, 2012, 03:12:45 PM
thanks for sharing.  We were all dying to know if you had.
Australia doesn't have the variety you have in the usa.  I knew you had 100 flavours of ice cream but now I learn you even have several flavours of ginger ale.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: booty on October 14, 2012, 03:13:31 PM
some have claimed you are a man impersonating a female
Only the ones that want me to wear my strap on. 
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2012, 03:19:24 PM
Why would even a respectable australian mature lady in her best years, albeit crooked nose, want to even purchase a strap-on?

For what cause?

Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Marty Champions on October 14, 2012, 03:21:01 PM
Only the ones that want me to wear my strap on.  

post a pic with my name on it
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: booty on October 14, 2012, 03:21:47 PM
I don't, it's a joke Kwon.  It's in reference to when bike nut said all get biggers had a ten inch penis except for me which had a 9 inch.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: tommywishbone on October 14, 2012, 03:23:44 PM
Ginger, no ale.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
I don't, it's a joke Kwon.  It's in reference to when bike nut said all get biggers had a ten inch penis except for me which had a 9 inch.

I see, i found it weird for someone to have such an application, being a mature australian woman formerly involved in Figure and Athletics.

I just didn't see the need, unless the cam-business opened a door to a new area of business and new ventures.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: booty on October 14, 2012, 03:28:13 PM
I see, i found it weird for someone to have such an application, being a mature australian woman formerly involved in Figure and Athletics.

I just didn't see the need, unless the cam-business opened a door to a new area of business and new ventures.
There is no need because I don't do role reversal.  I am the woman and I don't wear a dick.  But it's fun to joke about it on here sometimes cause it's getbig.  How boring would it be if we were all serious all the time. 
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2012, 03:32:46 PM
There is no need because I don't do role reversal.  I am the woman and I don't wear a dick.  But it's fun to joke about it on here sometimes cause it's getbig.  How boring would it be if we were all serious all the time. 

I see, you are quite the joker.

Yes, i am very thankful for this joke, it had quite alot of wit and made me fold double out of laughter. Rolling on the floor laughing, literally.

Hopefully we will hear more of these humorous gems from you as the year progresses.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Mitch on October 16, 2012, 04:49:22 AM
offering a ginger ale to a dude? what sort of homo speed dating is it?
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: durgaprasadzone on October 19, 2012, 09:33:42 PM
Thanks boom.ginger 2
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 30, 2012, 10:28:17 PM
Protect yourself Johnny big as you are they use weapons on you.
Title: Re: 6feet2 black male claims to be allergic to ginger ale
Post by: magikusar on October 30, 2012, 11:36:47 PM
Production and the person who earned money fair n square don't exist in mind of som, so they try and evade.  This leads to ruin.  If the guy used his brain to produce he would have plenty of drinks in his own fridge.  Why do people evade so much?  I guess they want to be looters like the fed.  Can't they ask themselves what if everyone did this?   I would reccomend he goto the local library and check out ayn rand's the virtue of selfishness and capitalism the unknown ideal.