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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: anabolichalo on October 21, 2012, 01:39:10 PM
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it's the finasteride you been taking
soon your balls will shrink and your cock will curve
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It takes me a lot longer that's for sure.
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Only at the theater or Walmart
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Yes. You're more aware of yourself and your thoughts.
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It's not possible for me. If I have no porn at hand I just replay my favorite pornos in my head.
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can't remember, been a LONG time since I tried.
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It's like tortilla chips without salsa. . .
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I go old school. Jack off to marble statues
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it can be alot more sensual
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It depends on how quick I can get to a washroom after seeing a broad in Lulu Lemons. :-\
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turns it into work, having to focus and all that.
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Reminds you just how small the seats on an airplane can be.....
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Jacking off manually is, and will always be the best way to masturbate...
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every now and then. but would seem difficult.
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Without porn you need to think about some hottie you just saw, you get into a groove, stroking away, then out of the blue the thought of an ex jumps in your head and you start to go a little soft and work hard harder, now your forearms are burning, you try to think of the hottie again but it's too late.
Porn is king.
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(http://oi48.tinypic.com/wklr9h.jpg)
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You may find this hard to believe, and maybe even difficult to accept, but according to this passage, Jesus (by becoming fully human) experienced for Himself the very temptations that you are currently experiencing ... including the surge of your hormones within! The reason why He did this was for our sake. Through this selfless act, He became relate-able ... He knows exactly what you're going through. Later in Hebrews we find that "we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all points tempted as we are, yet without sin" (Hebrews 4:15-16 ). Jesus faced down every temptation ... He never sinned!
Now, let me ask you a question ... although there's no way of proving this, in your heart of hearts, do you think that Jesus masturbated? Deep down, we all know that there's no way! Why is that? From Jesus' own lips, "Most assuredly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, but what He sees the Father do; for whatever He does, the Son also does in like manner" (John 5:19 NKJV). According to this passage, Jesus did what He saw His Father do. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have masturbated, He must have first witnessed His Father masturbate! So, did Jesus see God the Father masturbate? Do you see how this whole subject is blasphemous? God the Father does not masturbate and Jesus never did either and neither should you.
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Jesus once told me, "hrspwr it is better for you to crack one off in an old sock than to go out and catch a disease just because you have a raging boner".
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exodus 7:4-5
It is better to cracketh one offeth than to rapeth
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You may find this hard to believe, and maybe even difficult to accept, but according to this passage, Jesus (by becoming fully human) experienced for Himself the very temptations that you are currently experiencing ... including the surge of your hormones within! The reason why He did this was for our sake. Through this selfless act, He became relate-able ... He knows exactly what you're going through. Later in Hebrews we find that "we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all points tempted as we are, yet without sin" (Hebrews 4:15-16 ). Jesus faced down every temptation ... He never sinned!
Now, let me ask you a question ... although there's no way of proving this, in your heart of hearts, do you think that Jesus masturbated? Deep down, we all know that there's no way! Why is that? From Jesus' own lips, "Most assuredly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, but what He sees the Father do; for whatever He does, the Son also does in like manner" (John 5:19 NKJV). According to this passage, Jesus did what He saw His Father do. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have masturbated, He must have first witnessed His Father masturbate! So, did Jesus see God the Father masturbate? Do you see how this whole subject is blasphemous? God the Father does not masturbate and Jesus never did either and neither should you.
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How do you mount your monitor so it is near the hole in your mattress?? Or do you use the sofa?
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(http://oi48.tinypic.com/wklr9h.jpg)
Must be Photoshop no way!
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(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g280/DannySkywalker/amputee.jpg)
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would of hit until I saw the friggin dagger like claw coming out of her left flipper, I lied, I would still fuk her she has a cute face.
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You may find this hard to believe, and maybe even difficult to accept, but according to this passage, Jesus (by becoming fully human) experienced for Himself the very temptations that you are currently experiencing ... including the surge of your hormones within! The reason why He did this was for our sake. Through this selfless act, He became relate-able ... He knows exactly what you're going through. Later in Hebrews we find that "we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all points tempted as we are, yet without sin" (Hebrews 4:15-16 ). Jesus faced down every temptation ... He never sinned!
Now, let me ask you a question ... although there's no way of proving this, in your heart of hearts, do you think that Jesus masturbated? Deep down, we all know that there's no way! Why is that? From Jesus' own lips, "Most assuredly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, but what He sees the Father do; for whatever He does, the Son also does in like manner" (John 5:19 NKJV). According to this passage, Jesus did what He saw His Father do. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have masturbated, He must have first witnessed His Father masturbate! So, did Jesus see God the Father masturbate? Do you see how this whole subject is blasphemous? God the Father does not masturbate and Jesus never did either and neither should you.
Jesus didn't need to crack one off, he had Mary the ex-prostitute for that.