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Title: Nasty Farts
Post by: Busted on October 27, 2012, 07:55:50 AM: I been droppin some nasty farts lately. I'm not sure what it is, but the past 2 months i can clear out a room in seconds. Anyone else have a public health emergency like this going on?
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: BigCyp on October 27, 2012, 07:57:22 AM: Cut out your dairy products for 48 hours and see how it improves.

If no change then hang yourself.
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: snx on October 27, 2012, 08:10:18 AM: It‘s cancer in your anus. Might as well close down your g4p website services and say your goodbyes to loved ones and schmoes. Musclegallery will take care of the commensurate montage tribute video comparing you to all the greats of colt magazine. Rusty Jeffers can sing Amazing Grace and Ed Connors can eulogize you. Perhaps LT has time to co-MC the after party after the funeral, with Bob Chick of course. Yes...it will be a bitter sweet moment.
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: _bruce_ on October 27, 2012, 08:11:29 AM: Too much stink = too much food and/or stuff you're allergic too.
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: mass243 on October 27, 2012, 08:21:53 AM: My farts are so nasty that when I last farted, pentagon contacted me and warned about consequences for possessing chemical weapons.
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: lovemonkey on October 27, 2012, 08:24:32 AM: Last time I farted was when I typed up a post for the getbig forum in a thread called "Nasty Farts".
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: B_B_C on October 27, 2012, 11:32:59 AM: Cyder vinigar
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: Hulkotron on October 27, 2012, 12:08:49 PM: Quote from: BigCyp on October 27, 2012, 07:57:22 AM
Cut out your dairy products for 48 hours and see how it improves.

If no change then hang yourself.

I recommend skipping straight to option B.
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: Raymondo on October 27, 2012, 12:09:06 PM: Quote from: Busted on October 27, 2012, 07:55:50 AM
I been droppin some nasty farts lately. I'm not sure what it is, but the past 2 months i can clear out a room in seconds. Anyone else have a public health emergency like this going on?

We've had some very informative fart threads in the past

search and you will find
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 27, 2012, 12:10:31 PM: Quote from: snx on October 27, 2012, 08:10:18 AM
It‘s cancer in your anus. Might as well close down your g4p website services and say your goodbyes to loved ones and schmoes. Musclegallery will take care of the commensurate montage tribute video comparing you to all the greats of colt magazine. Rusty Jeffers can sing Amazing Grace and Ed Connors can eulogize you. Perhaps LT has time to co-MC the after party after the funeral, with Bob Chick of course. Yes...it will be a bitter sweet moment.

You're a funny dude. ;D
Title: Re: Nasty Farts
Post by: B_B_C on October 27, 2012, 12:31:30 PM: Quote from: snx on October 27, 2012, 08:10:18 AM
It‘s cancer in your anus. Might as well close down your g4p website services and say your goodbyes to loved ones and schmoes. Musclegallery will take care of the commensurate montage tribute video comparing you to all the greats of colt magazine. Rusty Jeffers can sing Amazing Grace and Ed Connors can eulogize you. Perhaps LT has time to co-MC the after party after the funeral, with Bob Chick of course. Yes...it will be a bitter sweet moment.

how and why do you know all this ?