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Title: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: 24KT on October 28, 2012, 11:35:05 AM
Anyone know how to get rid of crumbs from under your keyboard?
...at least I think that may be what it is. I've got something stuck under my "w" key and it's driving me nuts cause every time I go to depress the key, it results in a typo.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 28, 2012, 11:42:34 AM
Pull the key off, and get the vaccuum cleaner.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 28, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
pull off a post it, and put it between your keypads. The sticky stuff will remove the crumbs.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Tapeworm on October 28, 2012, 02:21:36 PM
Turn it upside down.  HTH.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: 24KT on October 28, 2012, 05:05:36 PM
Thanks guys.  :-*
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: doison on October 28, 2012, 05:10:06 PM
Anyone know how to get rid of crumbs from under your keyboard?
...at least I think that may be what it is. I've got something stuck under my "w" key and it's driving me nuts cause every time I go to depress the key, it results in a typo.

Just suck really hard over the affected keys.  Your post history indicates that you'll have more than enough sucking power to dislodge any debris that isn't securely fastened. 


If you swallow a key, you can even pay your doctor in gold doubloons when you get it removed.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: booty on October 28, 2012, 07:52:10 PM
You must have some large crumbs to cause a typo. 
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 28, 2012, 09:26:08 PM
Stop eating while sitting at your computer you fat fuck. 

Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: 24KT on October 28, 2012, 10:32:59 PM
Just suck really hard over the affected keys.  Your post history indicates that you'll have more than enough sucking power to dislodge any debris that isn't securely fastened. 

Oh, you're such a funny man... NOT!   >:(

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If you swallow a key, you can even pay your doctor in gold doubloons when you get it removed.

Hey asshole, haven't you heard? I live in Canada. We enjoy Universal Health Care.

When we go to the doctor, we don't have to pay anything... AT ALL!

...and if I did swallow anything, I wouldn't have to go to the doctor to get it removed.
I could simply wait a fe hours and doison it out!
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: 24KT on October 28, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
You must have some large crumbs to cause a typo. 

I've smashed down on the key so hard, so many times that if it were crumbs, surely they would have been pulverized by now? It's been too persistent for far too long, I'm beginning to think it might be something else instead lodged in there.

Stop eating while sitting at your computer you fat fuck. 

LOL, The only thing FAT about me is my bankaccount. I'll have you know I'm 110lbs soaking wet.  :P
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: syntaxmachine on October 28, 2012, 11:53:22 PM
I don't bother with such cleaning. As a result, there's a colony of some mutated life form or other under my very keystrokes. I've attempted to establish diplomatic relations but they/it haven't responded.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: booty on October 29, 2012, 12:08:15 AM
I've smashed down on the key so hard, so many times that if it were crumbs, surely they would have been pulverized by now? It's been too persistent for far too long, I'm beginning to think it might be something else instead lodged in there.

LOL, The only thing FAT about me is my bankaccount. I'll have you know I'm 110lbs soaking wet.  :P
It's probably easier to get a new keyboard. 
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: doison on October 29, 2012, 07:15:54 AM
Oh, you're such a funny man... NOT!   >:(

Hey asshole, haven't you heard? I live in Canada. We enjoy Universal Health Care.

When we go to the doctor, we don't have to pay anything... AT ALL!


The doctors work for free??


And see what getting things for nothing has caused?  You can't even be self dependent enough to shake crumbs out of something.  Maybe there needs to be a government funded program for things like removing the TV remote from under couch cushions and things that have slid just out of arms reach under the bed...I'm guessing "crumb removal" would be covered as well.
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Butterbean on October 29, 2012, 07:46:27 AM
Turn it upside down.  HTH.

And then knock on the back of the keyboard a little. 
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on October 29, 2012, 08:49:11 AM
Anyone know how to get rid of crumbs from under your keyboard?
...at least I think that may be what it is. I've got something stuck under my "w" key and it's driving me nuts cause every time I go to depress the key, it results in a typo.

How Crumbs got under my keyboard, I'll never know (ba dum tish).
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: 24KT on October 29, 2012, 03:20:12 PM
The doctors work for free??


And see what getting things for nothing has caused?  You can't even be self dependent enough to shake crumbs out of something.  Maybe there needs to be a government funded program for things like removing the TV remote from under couch cushions and things that have slid just out of arms reach under the bed...I'm guessing "crumb removal" would be covered as well.

I can get the crumbs out of my desktop keyboard no problem. It's the laptop that gives me issues.

If there was a gov't program for finding remote controls, I'd be so on that like white on rice. I can't find the remote control for my TV and... well, let's just say, I'm not switching channels much these days.  :-[  I've got the laptop perpetually displayed on the TV. It's not that I'm too lazy to get up & switch channels, it's that its one of those SMART TVs, ...and the darned thing is smarter than me. The only thing I know how to do without the remote, is turn it on & off.  :-[
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Jack T. Cross on October 29, 2012, 09:59:42 PM
How Crumbs got under my keyboard, I'll never know (ba dum tish).


Hahah..I love R. Crumb.   :)
Title: Re: Crumbs under your keyboard
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 29, 2012, 10:06:24 PM
How Crumbs got under my keyboard, I'll never know (ba dum tish).


Genius!!!

HAHA!!!  ;D