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Title: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 10:07:28 AM
i think
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: el numero uno on November 25, 2012, 10:08:21 AM
LOL
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: _bruce_ on November 25, 2012, 10:09:57 AM
Never ever.
My small penis made me excel at studying chinese literature and erecting tall buildings but no true happiness here.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 25, 2012, 10:17:15 AM
Alternative Motive and Floyd.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: che on November 25, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Only  whores/sluts and mudsharks  care about cawk size .
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: bigmc on November 25, 2012, 10:23:53 AM
Only  whores/sluts and one more rep  care about cawk size .

fixed
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 25, 2012, 10:30:08 AM
No Getbiggers have average sized dicks.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: che on November 25, 2012, 10:35:39 AM
well all women are whores and sluts arent they  :-\

I agree , all women except Booty.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 10:44:17 AM


well, big dick would be wasted anyways as I'm too ugly to ever get in position where it would be needed  :-\
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: WOOO on November 25, 2012, 11:00:00 AM
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Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: MikMaq on November 25, 2012, 11:04:15 AM
Let's be perfectly honest here, nobody with a penis will ever be happy, it either don't well or at all, worked to well with kids, or can't be satisfied. .
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 11:05:14 AM
you can pay a prostitute and shock her with a big cock

that would be fun


I don't want them to enjoy.

Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: DerrickRigg on November 25, 2012, 11:07:26 AM
I got an average cock for my body, 8x7. I am a growing bodybuilder - 6'2" and 250lbs. I wish I was like 11x9 and I would be a porn bodybuilder.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Tito24 on November 25, 2012, 11:08:27 AM
i have an average dick but im more than happy i dont belong to those men with a tiny penis.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: WOOO on November 25, 2012, 11:16:10 AM
I got an average cock for my body, 8x7. I am a growing bodybuilder - 6'2" and 250lbs. I wish I was like 11x9 and I would be a porn bodybuilder.

 ::)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: whataname on November 25, 2012, 11:18:22 AM
it's better to be a 'shower', not a 'grower'. I mean they can be the same size - be it average - when erected, but it makes you happier or at least gives more confidence if it looks big even in a pair of jeans or a speedo...
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 25, 2012, 11:29:22 AM
i think

Have you ever seen Johnny Falcon's cock?

If so, have you ever stopped to consider where the true nature of his happiness stems from?

Some call it his fountain of youth, I call it his skinny mini..

"1"
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 25, 2012, 11:50:21 AM
i always wonder if those penis enlargement forums are forreal

some of them are.  lots of european clinics have had success with basically hanging weights to increase the size of the penis.  often you cant tell the difference when it's not erect, but results in a 1-2 in. increase in size while erect.  basically same principle as pumping up a muscle.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 25, 2012, 11:52:47 AM
100% bullshit. cock size is irrelevent....I have the biggest dick on this fucking forum and I dont get the most girls on here at all...not even close....who knows how big your dick is when you walk in a room?  the only time it works to advantage is when I was in high school word got around....maybe if your at a work with lots of women I can see it working to an older guys advantage i guess.

but being tall will get you way more action  I would trade cock size for height any day......i would give my left nut to be 6'2  6'3
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 12:19:38 PM
100% bullshit. cock size is irrelevent....I have the biggest dick on this fucking forum and I dont get the most girls on here at all...not even close....who knows how big your dick is when you walk in a room?  the only time it works to advantage is when I was in high school word got around....maybe if your at a work with lots of women I can see it working to an older guys advantage i guess.

but being tall will get you way more action  I would trade cock size for height any day......i would give my left nut to be 6'2  6'3



Serious?

I have encountered no advantage of being tallish. I am about 6'2.
Only effect it has had, has been that I never looked massive whereas my midget friend always got asked how much he benches, how big are his biceps etc. Even though he couldn't be seen if he stood behind me.

Height sucks.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: lovemonkey on November 25, 2012, 12:26:11 PM


Serious?

I have encountered no advantage of being tallish. I am about 6'2.
Only effect it has had, has been that I never looked massive whereas my midget friend always got asked how much he benches, how big are his biceps etc. Even though he couldn't be seen if he stood behind me.

Height sucks.

May I inquire about the average gender of the people that are asking these questions?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 25, 2012, 12:26:33 PM


Serious?

I have encountered no advantage of being tallish. I am about 6'2.
Only effect it has had, has been that I never looked massive whereas my midget friend always got asked how much he benches, how big are his biceps etc. Even though he couldn't be seen if he stood behind me.

Height sucks.

dude, you're being a real downer today.  first with the im so ugly i never use my penis comments and now this.  better pull yourself together.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Donny on November 25, 2012, 12:27:10 PM
well i remember a guy at work always saying how big he was and how he was a sex god... ::) some months later a chic he was banging gave me head a few times and i asked her about his performance..she said he was shit and did not know what to do and it just hurt her. Of course maybe she was just being a bitch as she was an X girlfriend. I just enjoyed getting head and never pumped her. Anyway the guy with a big dick was working one day with me and the wife of our Boss came in with a grilled chicken for his dinner from a take-away place near us...we hated our boss so my workmate dropped his pants and rammed his cock in the chicken and pumped it a few times.( Bosses wife was away at this point) anyway our boss came in and we said here is your dinner.. i swear i tried hard not to laugh as we watched him munching away on the chicken.. c+nt deserved it.. ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 12:28:07 PM
May I inquire about the average gender of the people that are asking these questions?

Haha, Men of course  ;D
Only ones I have witnessed asking to feel someones biceps have been men  :-X

Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: lovemonkey on November 25, 2012, 12:28:30 PM
well i remember a guy at work always saying how big he was and how he was a sex god... ::) some months later a chic he was banging gave me head a few times and i asked her about his performance..she said he was shit and did not know what to do and it just hurt her. Of course maybe she was just being a bitch as she was an X girlfriend. I just enjoyed getting head and never pumped her. Anyway the guy with a big dick was working one day with me and the wife of our Boss came in with a grilled chicken for his dinner from a take-away place near us...we hated our boss so my workmate dropped his pants and rammed his cock in the chicken and pumped it a few times.( Bosses wife was away at this point) anyway our boss came in and we said here is your dinner.. i swear i tried hard not to laugh as we watched him munching away on the chicken.. c+nt deserved it.. ;D

You sure you're not talking about SMM here?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 25, 2012, 12:29:01 PM


Serious?

I have encountered no advantage of being tallish. I am about 6'2.
Only effect it has had, has been that I never looked massive whereas my midget friend always got asked how much he benches, how big are his biceps etc. Even though he couldn't be seen if he stood behind me.

Height sucks.

its human nature to want what we cant have dude. seriously....I would kill to be 6'2.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 12:29:37 PM
dude, you're being a real downer today.  first with the im so ugly i never use my penis comments and now this.  better pull yourself together.

Nah, these are some facts I have admitted long time ago.
Doesn't really bother me anymore. It's just that this thread was a good place to post some of my own experiences  ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Donny on November 25, 2012, 12:30:41 PM
no homo?
no homo bro...
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 12:31:55 PM
100% bullshit. cock size is irrelevent....I have the biggest dick on this fucking forum and I dont get the most girls on here at all...not even close....who knows how big your dick is when you walk in a room?  the only time it works to advantage is when I was in high school word got around....maybe if your at a work with lots of women I can see it working to an older guys advantage i guess.

but being tall will get you way more action  I would trade cock size for height any day......i would give my left nut to be 6'2  6'3
Fuck that noise...I'll remain happy at 5'9 with my current cock size. Even at my most obese stages, it still looks above average in size. 8)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Natural Man on November 25, 2012, 12:32:51 PM
you dont even know what hapiness is, cant even define it, so good luck "finding" it.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: SF1900 on November 25, 2012, 12:33:22 PM
This is the oddest thread ever  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
This is the oddest thread ever  :-\ :-\
Looks to be the most active one today too.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Parker on November 25, 2012, 12:34:33 PM
So, the guy who is dating a former African hooker, and frequents hookers, is worried about his dick size? How about asking the hookers, instead of on here.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 25, 2012, 12:35:27 PM
Lee Priest took up scat because of his baby penis. He found a different way to shock and awe his victims.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
A woman can get her breasts and even butt fixed with surgery these days, but the descriptions of the penile surgery currently available make me think the guys who go through such things end up with Frankencocks. Whoever invents the 'get a bigger dick pill' that actually works is going to be a billionaire.

Anyway, it seems men worry about cock size far more than women. Get over it for Christ's sake (unless you are genuinely small, like below five inches, then you may want to consider suicide).
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: SF1900 on November 25, 2012, 12:37:19 PM
Looks to be the most active one today too.

I wonder why  :-\ :-\ :-X :-X
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Parker on November 25, 2012, 12:43:08 PM
not worried

just could be happier
everybody always says, "If I have this, I'll be happy", and when they get it, they are still not happy. Happiness is within you. Bigger muscles, bigger dick, car, etc, they are not gonna make you happy. What you have is a comparison problem---and when you compare yourself to others, you'll either feel superior or inferior, you never are on equal footing.
And nobody wants to be a around a Debbie Downer. Stop focusing on things you have no control over, and focus on things you do have control over---and be happy.


And stop whining like a 12 yr old girl in gym class.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 25, 2012, 12:43:30 PM
A woman can get her breasts and even butt fixed with surgery these days, but the descriptions of the penile surgery currently available make me think the guys who go through such things end up with Frankencocks. Whoever invents the 'get a bigger dick pill' that actually works is going to be a billionaire.

Anyway, it seems men worry about cock size far more than women. Get over it for Christ's sake (unless you are genuinely small, like below five inches, then you may want to consider suicide).

you ever been in a waiting room and there ain't shit to read except a chick magazine ? you'll notice the sex articles don't even talk about dick size, it's a male hangup..and the porn industry is cashing in big time.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: G_Thang on November 25, 2012, 12:45:25 PM
i think

you're spending too much time watching bbc pornos.  that's the only way you'd come up with this thread.  mandingo ain't 100% real.  and most women would pass on him, since they'd think he ruin them for another man.  just a reality check from "G".

it's not hard being me.  8)

Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 25, 2012, 12:48:14 PM
Never ever.
My small penis made me excel at studying chinese literature and erecting tall buildings but no true happiness here.

thats a shame :'(
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: G_Thang on November 25, 2012, 12:48:42 PM

reality

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lzggi1uaa9Y/ScyU7x0MbKI/AAAAAAAAANI/lc9sLeT7Q3M/s1600/penis_size_preference_chart1.gif)


reality is, you are looking at your dick daily and having issues.  oh, brother.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 25, 2012, 12:48:46 PM
Only  whores/sluts and mudsharks  care about cawk size .

true dat
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Parker on November 25, 2012, 12:49:41 PM
you ever been in a waiting room and there ain't shit to read except a chick magazine ? you'll notice the sex articles don't even talk about dick size, it's a male hangup..and the porn industry is cashing in big time.
are you talking about the ones with "75 ways to make him scream" and "50 ways to bring the freak out" on the cover?
You ever notice each month is the same recycled 75/50? Like they picked this up from Weider Publications (Biceps Blasts, Hurlin' Weight for Herculean Triceps, etc)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 12:49:59 PM
you ever been in a waiting room and there ain't shit to read except a chick magazine ? you'll notice the sex articles don't even talk about dick size, it's a male hangup..and the porn industry is cashing in big time.
Bingo!
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 25, 2012, 12:50:02 PM
lol id kill to fuck as many women as groink has in his 47 years on this earth.

but honestly chicks are  so full of fucking shit anyways.....ask any chick under 21 how big her last bf was and its always usually 8 1/2 inches ::)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 12:51:00 PM
you ever been in a waiting room and there ain't shit to read except a chick magazine ? you'll notice the sex articles don't even talk about dick size, it's a male hangup..and the porn industry is cashing in big time.

I can't say I've read such articles but I agree with the sentiment you express here (especially about the porn industry's taking advantage of men's size obsession).


reality

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lzggi1uaa9Y/ScyU7x0MbKI/AAAAAAAAANI/lc9sLeT7Q3M/s1600/penis_size_preference_chart1.gif)

Hahah, I'm calling bullshit on this. For one thing, guys exaggerate size and I'm sure a lot of the women surveyed take their man's word for it. I genuinely doubt a lot of these women know what a genuine 8 incher is like -- that's porno size. You mean to tell me most chicks think those donkey dicks are 'perfect'? Nah.

The fact that the chart indicates that women find up to 7 INCHES IN GIRTH "perfect" only reinforces my argument -- that is absurd and they are clearly mistaken about the measurements.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 12:52:17 PM
severely lacking in girth according to that chart


Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: SF1900 on November 25, 2012, 12:53:57 PM
7 inches in girth? No way. This is a 7 inch ruler

(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/522584831/7inch_cute_liquid_PVC_ruler.jpg)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 25, 2012, 12:55:10 PM
100% bullshit. cock size is irrelevent....I have the biggest dick on this fucking forum and I dont get the most girls on here at all...not even close....who knows how big your dick is when you walk in a room?  the only time it works to advantage is when I was in high school word got around....maybe if your at a work with lots of women I can see it working to an older guys advantage i guess.

but being tall will get you way more action  I would trade cock size for height any day......i would give my left nut to be 6'2  6'3

you make a point...I think height has more to do with getting women....and if your good-looking as well then thats a great start...havign a huge cock is nice but it really doesn't give you any advantage...you can't get most of it inside a woman anyway and its annoying as fuck when you are fucking a chick and she keeps moving away from you because you're hurting her..fucks up the rhythm of the stroke
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 12:55:20 PM
Can't say I've read such articles but I agree with you on the sentiment, most women just don't care that much.

Hahah, I'm calling bullshit on this,. For one thing, guy's exaggerate size and I'm sure a lot of the women surveyed take their man's word for it. I genuinely doubt a lot of these women know what a genuine 8 incher is like -- that's porno size. You mean to tell me most chicks think those donkey dicks are 'perfect'? Nah.

The fact that the chart indicates that women find up to 7 INCHES IN GIRTH "perfect" only reinforces my argument -- that is absurd and they are clearly mistaken about the measurements.

Yeah, 7 inches as perfect? Definetly not believable...Get that shit outta here. ::)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 12:57:33 PM
Yeah, 7 inches as perfect? Definetly not believable...Get that shit outta here. ::)

Are you being sarcastic or what? The chart indicates that 7 inches as CIRCUMFERENCE is perfect, meaning girth. That's more than a can of soda if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 25, 2012, 12:58:46 PM

reality

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lzggi1uaa9Y/ScyU7x0MbKI/AAAAAAAAANI/lc9sLeT7Q3M/s1600/penis_size_preference_chart1.gif)

lol @11 inch length and over 8 inch girth as enjoyable. That's a donkey dick which almost all non mudsharks would be scared shitless of.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 12:59:44 PM
lol @11 inch length and over 8 inch girth as enjoyable. That's a donkey dick which almost all non mudsharks would be scared shitless of.
yeah but look at fisting pornos
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Borracho on November 25, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
hahahah

poor pns still hasn't got over the fact that he's hung like a light switch
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: tbombz on November 25, 2012, 01:02:36 PM
while i think its true that most women dont care about dick size -  most could be happy with a 4 incher with proportional girth so long as the dude works it good ...i think some of you fellas are underestimating a woman's ability to take a big fat cock. in fact, most women find the idea of getting fucked by a MASSIVE dick that makes them cry out in pain to be extremely sexy. they like the idea of a man with an abundance of junk using their body as a sex toy, tearing them apart without concern for their 'precious' little pussy, leaving them stretched wide open and unable to walk correctly..    

you can thank me later for bringing thiss to your attention and it resultinig in extreme difficulty to orgasm during sex because your thinking about your inadequacy compared to your womans fantasy  ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 25, 2012, 01:03:10 PM
yeah but look at fisting pornos

Porn is fake dummy
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 25, 2012, 01:04:47 PM
while i think its true that most women dont care about dick size -  most could be happy with a 4 incher with proportional girth so long as the dude works it good ...i think some of you fellas are underestimating a woman's ability to take a big fat cock. in fact, most women find the idea of getting fucked by a MASSIVE dick that makes them cry out in pain to be extremely sexy. they like the idea of a man with an abundance of junk using their body as a sex toy, tearing them apart without concern for their 'precious' little pussy, leaving them stretched wide open and unable to walk correctly..    

you can thank me later for bringing thiss to your attention and it resultinig in extreme difficulty to orgasm during sex because your thinking about your inadequacy compared to your womans fantasy  ;D

you got some fucking imagination dude :D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 01:05:10 PM
Porn is fake dummy
sometimes i wonder if they use fake dicks somehow


some of these mandingo dicks look plastic
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
yeah but look at fisting pornos

Those chicks are all fukced up on pills and shit. Plus 95% of them have been raped when they were little. There's a reason Lee Priest takes shits on people and it has nothing to do with being "enjoyable or satisfying".
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 25, 2012, 01:07:34 PM
while i think its true that most women dont care about dick size -  most could be happy with a 4 incher with proportional girth so long as the dude works it good ...i think some of you fellas are underestimating a woman's ability to take a big fat cock. in fact, most women find the idea of getting fucked by a MASSIVE dick that makes them cry out in pain to be extremely sexy. they like the idea of a man with an abundance of junk using their body as a sex toy, tearing them apart without concern for their 'precious' little pussy, leaving them stretched wide open and unable to walk correctly..    

you can thank me later for bringing thiss to your attention and it resultinig in extreme difficulty to orgasm during sex because your thinking about your inadequacy compared to your womans fantasy  ;D

some do. I'm sure......not nearly the majority. but nice try trying to be the devil's advocate  ;)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 25, 2012, 01:09:02 PM
while i think its true that most women dont care about dick size -  most could be happy with a 4 incher with proportional girth so long as the dude works it good ...i think some of you fellas are underestimating a woman's ability to take a big fat cock. in fact, most women find the idea of getting fucked by a MASSIVE dick that makes them cry out in pain to be extremely sexy. they like the idea of a man with an abundance of junk using their body as a sex toy, tearing them apart without concern for their 'precious' little pussy, leaving them stretched wide open and unable to walk correctly..    

you can thank me later for bringing thiss to your attention and it resultinig in extreme difficulty to orgasm during sex because your thinking about your inadequacy compared to your womans fantasy  ;D

I agree with this but I don't think they want that everyday
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 25, 2012, 01:14:49 PM
looked up insecurity in the dictionary and got linked to this thread.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 01:14:56 PM
Are you being sarcastic or what? The chart indicates that 7 inches as CIRCUMFERENCE is perfect, meaning girth. That's more than a can of soda if I'm not mistaken.
My bad...I left "circumference" off of my post by mistake. I was in agreeing with you on the subject. But I don't care who you are, that's pretty damn massive to be considered "perfect".

Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
while i think its true that most women dont care about dick size -  most could be happy with a 4 incher with proportional girth so long as the dude works it good ...i think some of you fellas are underestimating a woman's ability to take a big fat cock. in fact, most women find the idea of getting fucked by a MASSIVE dick that makes them cry out in pain to be extremely sexy. they like the idea of a man with an abundance of junk using their body as a sex toy, tearing them apart without concern for their 'precious' little pussy, leaving them stretched wide open and unable to walk correctly..    

you can thank me later for bringing thiss to your attention and it resultinig in extreme difficulty to orgasm during sex because your thinking about your inadequacy compared to your womans fantasy  ;D

You have the mentality of a cuckolder.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 01:25:45 PM
You have the mentality of a cuckolder.
;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 01:29:34 PM
;D

lol besides his claim about "most" women being false, it's just funny to think that he's thought about cock so much to work out that fantasy in detail. Can't be optimal for psychological health thinking of cock that much, methinks.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Pet shop boys on November 25, 2012, 01:30:10 PM
What would you do If you find out your girl has been cheating on you for a while  with a guy with a dick smaller than yous?


Your visions of "reaching true happiness will be forever fucked?

You think that can't happen to you?


end of thread?


WOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: MikMaq on November 25, 2012, 01:34:41 PM
Let's be perfectly honest here, nobody with a penis will ever be happy, it either don't work well enough or even worst not at all, worked to well and your stuck with kids, or its an unrelenting demon that can't be satisfied. .
This guy might be on to something.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 25, 2012, 01:35:25 PM
you make a point...I think height has more to do with getting women....and if your good-looking as well then thats a great start...havign a huge cock is nice but it really doesn't give you any advantage...you can't get most of it inside a woman anyway and its annoying as fuck when you are fucking a chick and she keeps moving away from you because you're hurting her..fucks up the rhythm of the stroke

..the way I look at it is
1.  A girl has made up your mind to sleep with you before she knows what your dick looks like anyways..based on your height money personality looks build whatever floats her boat
2. any nonslut/mudshark worth going for has probably NEVER been with a man who had  an above average size dick...regardless of what that bitch says to you cause 97% men on this planet and in this thread are in the exact same ballpark give or take an inch.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 25, 2012, 01:38:28 PM
i think

You think about other men's dicks often?  :-X
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 25, 2012, 01:38:58 PM
lol besides his claim about "most" women being false, it's just funny to think that he's thought about cock so much to work out that fantasy in detail. Can't be optimal for psychological health thinking of cock that much, methinks.
Spot on analysis...Bringing in that 1000th post in superb fashion.  8)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Moen on November 25, 2012, 01:40:48 PM
Happiness = giving facials to close to every girl you have sex with. It's even better when you she has a boyfriend or husband she'll be kissing later that day.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 01:41:49 PM
..the way I look at it is
1.  A girl has made up your mind to sleep with you before she knows what your dick looks like anyways..based on your height money personality looks build whatever floats her boat
2. any nonslut/mudshark worth going for has probably NEVER been with a man who had  an above average size dick...regardless of what that bitch says to you cause 97% men on this planet and in this thread are in the exact same ballpark give or take an inch.

that is a cogent analysis
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: tbombz on November 25, 2012, 01:43:28 PM
some do. I'm sure......not nearly the majority. but nice try trying to be the devil's advocate  ;)
i think it is the majority. there are always exceptions to every rule, of course.

I agree with this but I don't think they want that everyday
most would be satisfied for a month or two if they got that  ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 25, 2012, 01:51:34 PM
Spot on analysis...Bringing in that 1000th post in superb fashion.  8)

Thanks bro but I need to leave this thread now as it's gotten me to think of cock far more than I prefer!
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: dj181 on November 25, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Happiness = giving facials to close to every girl you have sex with. It's even better when you she has a boyfriend or husband she'll be kissing later that day.

while wearing some coolass kicks ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 25, 2012, 02:06:44 PM
while wearing some coolass kicks ;D

how about you get laid this year and then talk
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 02:08:10 PM
is this guy a midget or does he have 22" arms


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=423166.0;attach=467633;image)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 25, 2012, 02:15:27 PM
how about you get laid this year and then talk


Haha, brutalism  8)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Rudee on November 25, 2012, 03:04:50 PM
You can have a 1" dick, and it can be purple with white poka-dots, and as long as you have significant net worth, you will get women.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 03:08:17 PM
You can have a 1" dick, and it can be purple with white poka-dots, and as long as you have significant net worth, you will get women.
yes but when you have a 9x7" dick you can be a lazy bum and still get women
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 25, 2012, 03:09:55 PM
..the way I look at it is
1.  A girl has made up your mind to sleep with you before she knows what your dick looks like anyways..based on your height money personality looks build whatever floats her boat
2. any nonslut/mudshark worth going for has probably NEVER been with a man who had  an above average size dick...regardless of what that bitch says to you cause 97% men on this planet and in this thread are in the exact same ballpark give or take an inch.


agreed...most women really don't know what a big cock is..they can't judge realy
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Nomad on November 25, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Porn is fake dummy

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 04:03:57 PM
that's the one who (wants to) fuck(ed) dennis wolf right?
No I had the opportunity to meet him on the gold coast when I was there competing and so I had a pic taken with him.  I never wanted to fuck him.  It's amazing how people assume you want to fuck everyone you talk to, meet etc. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 04:08:56 PM
No I had the opportunity to meet him on the gold coast when I was there competing and so I had a pic taken with him.  I never wanted to fuck him.  It's amazing how people assume you want to fuck everyone you talk to, meet etc. 

Ahem.....20 minutes after you get off the plane!   ;D

Take your vitamins, you're going to need your strength.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 04:11:53 PM
Ahem.....20 minutes after you get off the plane!   ;D

Take your vitamins, you're going to need your strength.
Wtf, I had been on the gold coast 24 hours prior to meeting Dennis Wolf.  He was there so why not meet him and get a pic.  I bought an autographed t-shirt too, not that it will ever fit me since its an XXL.   ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 04:18:22 PM
Wtf, I had been on the gold coast 24 hours prior to meeting Dennis Wolf.  He was there so why not meet him and get a pic.  I bought an autographed t-shirt too, not that it will ever fit me since its an XXL.   ;D

Einstein....I'm talking about when you visit me here in the U.S.

 ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: B_B_C on November 25, 2012, 04:40:48 PM
i think
dont and you might be happier

besides its a silly place to store your happiness
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 04:53:36 PM
Einstein....I'm talking about when you visit me here in the U.S.

 ;D
Oh   ;D  Where are you again?  Haha 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on November 25, 2012, 06:11:52 PM
All men know there are no small dicks, just big loose pussy's.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 25, 2012, 08:31:58 PM
Wtf, I had been on the gold coast 24 hours prior to meeting Dennis Wolf.  He was there so why not meet him and get a pic.  I bought an autographed t-shirt too, not that it will ever fit me since its an XXL.   ;D

You bought an autographed t-shirt from Dennis Wolf? WTF
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 09:17:31 PM
You bought an autographed t-shirt from Dennis Wolf? WTF
Yeah I did, it's red.   :-[  It's the first t-shirt I have ever bought though.  His wife was sitting there glaring at me, as I made him roll up his shirt to show off his arms/biceps.  But it relaxed him I think and everyone seemed to enjoy it. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 09:20:41 PM
All men know there are no small dicks, just big loose pussy's.

THE BEEF
I agree actually.  The g-spot is only 5 inches up into the womans vagina so a man doesn't have to be any bigger than say 5 or 6 inches to stimulate it and make her orgasm.  I believe it's the womans reponsibility to take care of her body by doing pelvic floor muscles and doing exercise to make sure that sex is good for both of you.  Also orgasms strengthen the pelvic floor muscles so even if the woman isn't having sex and is single she should be still bringing herself to orgasm to keep herself healthy and in shape down there. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
I agree actually.  The g-spot is only 5 inches up into the womans vagina so a man doesn't have to be any bigger than say 5 or 6 inches to stimulate it and make her orgasm.  I believe it's the womans reponsibility to take care of her body by doing pelvic floor muscles and doing exercise to make sure that sex is good for both of you.  Also orgasms strengthen the pelvic floor muscles so even if the woman isn't having sex and is single she should be still bringing herself to orgasm to keep herself healthy and in shape down there. 

Hows your vadge looking?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
Hows your vadge looking?

The same as when I looked last time.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2012, 10:31:47 PM
The same as when I looked last time.

Can i see?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 10:33:26 PM
Can i see?
No NZMM. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2012, 10:35:28 PM
No NZMM. 

 :(
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 10:36:18 PM
:(

Your sad face doesn't work on me. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2012, 10:37:15 PM
Your sad face doesn't work on me. 

 :'(
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: booty on November 25, 2012, 10:44:05 PM
:'(
Argggggghhhhhhh   ;D 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: littleboyblue on November 25, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
Only  whores/sluts and mudsharks  care about cawk size .
...does it make you feel better to "think" that, racist little man? 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: littleboyblue on November 25, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
apparently, you little cum drunk phaggots have never heard what women talk about when they get together. They rip on MEN with little(avarage) size dicks....aaaaahahahahaha ahahaaaa, yeah, even their own husbands...aaaahahahahah aah!!!!!!
...so keep telling yourselves that "good girls" don't care. 'Cuz they do....A LOT!!!!!!
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 25, 2012, 11:28:36 PM
LBB bringing brutal truth to this thread.

Clearly these people haven't read - "Venice Gold: The Nineties".  8)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Parker on November 25, 2012, 11:31:14 PM
apparently, you little cum drunk phaggots have never heard what women talk about when they get together. They rip on MEN with little(avarage) size dicks....aaaaahahahahaha ahahaaaa, yeah, even their own husbands...aaaahahahahah aah!!!!!!
...so keep telling yourselves that "good girls" don't care. 'Cuz they do....A LOT!!!!!!
Cuckhold much?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Archer77 on November 25, 2012, 11:56:26 PM
apparently, you little cum drunk phaggots have never heard what women talk about when they get together. They rip on MEN with little(avarage) size dicks....aaaaahahahahaha ahahaaaa, yeah, even their own husbands...aaaahahahahah aah!!!!!!
...so keep telling yourselves that "good girls" don't care. 'Cuz they do....A LOT!!!!!!


Epic overcompensating.  Way to over the top to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Bevo on November 26, 2012, 12:00:09 AM
There's a reason why girls aren't good with math just tell them u have a 9 incher and they'll believe u.

Like flinestone said ask them about their last bf and they all say 8 and a half or 9 ::)

I remember a female friend talking about her one night stand with a guy who was a 12 incher hahahaha
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Archer77 on November 26, 2012, 12:05:18 AM

I remember a female friend talking about her one night stand with a guy who was a 12 incher hahahaha

Tell her I said hi!
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: mass243 on November 26, 2012, 12:18:19 AM


Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: littleboyblue on November 26, 2012, 12:40:06 AM

Epic overcompensating.  Way to over the top to be taken seriously.
  typical getbig phaggot dismissal...lol!!!!
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: flinstones1 on November 26, 2012, 01:14:06 AM
There's a reason why girls aren't good with math just tell them u have a 9 incher and they'll believe u.

Like flinestone said ask them about their last bf and they all say 8 and a half or 9 ::)

I remember a female friend talking about her one night stand with a guy who was a 12 incher hahahaha

butbut dont you know, every chick has had an ex boyfriend who was porn star worthy.  despite her 25 boyfrinds in the past year, its always the most recent one with the 8 1/2 inch cock...(who she left of course)  ..

this imaginary character is always more  jacked than you too....he has to be, he was HUGE   ;D
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: littleboyblue on November 26, 2012, 08:46:11 AM
yep...trying to make yourselves feel better, huh? guess it's about time for that getbig sausage fest circle jerk now.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: 240 is Back on November 26, 2012, 08:51:41 AM
I measure 7.75 inches and am quite happy...

however, if i was cursed with a small member, I would probably just try to date short girls who couldn't take a big penis.  Pretty simple really.  Make money, have game, learn to go down, and keep a vibrator handy to finish off what you can't.   As long as you know the geography, a short-dicked dude should do fine.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: CalvinH on November 26, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
I've reached true happiness.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 26, 2012, 11:23:50 AM
I measure 7.75 inches and am quite happy...

however, if i was cursed with a small member, I would probably just try to date short girls who couldn't take a big penis.  Pretty simple really.  Make money, have game, learn to go down, and keep a vibrator handy to finish off what you can't.   As long as you know the geography, a short-dicked dude should do fine.

I don't know what your experience has been but I have noticed (as have my friends) that a lot of small girls have bigger pussies than chubbies.....I have always wondered if the smaller girls, in an evolutionary type of way, have a big pussy to compensate for the fact that if their pussies were  proportionate to their size, they would get destroyed...as in physically damaged
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: B_B_C on November 26, 2012, 11:30:42 AM
apparently, you little cum drunk phaggots have never heard what women talk about when they get together. They rip on MEN with little(avarage) size dicks....aaaaahahahahaha ahahaaaa, yeah, even their own husbands...aaaahahahahah aah!!!!!!
...so keep telling yourselves that "good girls" don't care. 'Cuz they do....A LOT!!!!!!

How do you know this?
do you hang out with these women on their girls night out?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: doriancutlerman on November 26, 2012, 02:01:15 PM
some of them are.  lots of european clinics have had success with basically hanging weights to increase the size of the penis.  often you cant tell the difference when it's not erect, but results in a 1-2 in. increase in size while erect.  basically same principle as pumping up a muscle.

Ow!  That sounds painful as hell, but a 2" gain would be pretty awesome. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 26, 2012, 02:07:07 PM
Ow!  That sounds painful as hell, but a 2" gain would be pretty awesome. 

agreed....just two more inches and I would feel ike I'm Lexington Steele
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: King Shizzo on November 26, 2012, 02:17:18 PM
Just know the right people and get into porn.  I have seen plenty of ugly, average hung, dudes, fucking some hotties over the years.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2012, 02:18:34 PM
Epic homos with small cocks in this thread.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: King Shizzo on November 26, 2012, 02:22:02 PM
Epic homos with average cocks in this thread.
Fixed.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Nirvana on November 26, 2012, 02:27:38 PM
I'm only 9.5 inches but I wouldn't want one too big anyway.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: King Shizzo on November 26, 2012, 02:33:05 PM
I'm only 6.5 inches but I wouldn't want one too big anyway.
Fixed.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 26, 2012, 02:33:55 PM
Fixed.
6.5" is close to ideal girth according to the charts
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: andreisdaman on November 26, 2012, 02:34:07 PM
I'm only 3.5 inches but I wouldn't want one too big anyway.

re-fixed
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Nirvana on November 26, 2012, 03:01:46 PM
if you do get a whore that likes to get her stomach poked then just strap on a huge fake cock and turn the lights off, she'll never know.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: DerrickRigg on November 29, 2012, 08:52:11 AM
Luckily, I'm not average and I'm bigger than usual. Seems to fit body since i'm a tall bodybuilder and 260. So it works and looks normal.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: freespirit on November 29, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
18cm.  :)
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: anabolichalo on November 29, 2012, 08:58:45 AM
18cm.  :)
impressive for girth not really for length
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: snx on November 29, 2012, 09:21:05 AM
Luckily, I'm not average and I'm bigger than usual. Seems to fit body since i'm a tall bodybuilder and 260. So it works and looks normal.

Hi SMM. Trying to rebuild the legend from scratch?
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Nirvana on November 29, 2012, 06:35:48 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. 
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: snx on November 29, 2012, 07:46:21 PM
Length   % of men   
3.50" to 3.75"   0.2 %   

3.75" to 4.00"   0.3 %   

4.00" to 4.25"   0.2 %   

4.25" to 4.50"   0.7 %   

4.50" to 4.75"   0.8 %   

4.75" to 5.00"   2.0 %   

5.00" to 5.25"   9.0 %   

5.25" to 5.50"   10.8 %   

5.50" to 5.75"   24.3 %   

5.75" to 6.00"   23.9 %   

6.00" to 6.25"   9.3 %   

6.25" to 6.50"   6.7 %   

6.50" to 6.75"   4.4 %   

6.75" to 7.00"   2.9 %   

7.00" to 7.25"   1.0 %   

7.25" to 7.50"   1.0 %   

7.50" to 7.75"   0.9 %   

7.75" to 8.00"   0.8 %   

8.00" to 8.25"   0.3 %   

8.25" to 8.50"   0.3 %   

8.50" to 8.75"   0.1 %   

8.75" to 9.00"   0.1 %   


**Statistical results from the Lifestyles Condom study of over 400 men. Scientists actually measured the men. Most reliable study done to date.

**Clearly, most women have not had an 8" penis. Slightly less than 1% of all men are 8" or longer.
Title: Re: a guy with an average sized dick can never reach true happiness
Post by: Euro-monster on November 30, 2012, 04:44:50 AM
18cm.  :)

And you are smiling?.... :-\