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Title: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 03:39:22 PM
for me it only happened once when i was 16, it was the greatest rush ever

felt like a million $$$
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
for me it only happened once when i was 16, it was the greatest rush ever

felt like a million $$$

You do realize you're surrounded by billionaire cage fighters here on Getbig don't you?
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: anabolichalo on November 25, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
You do realize you're surrounded by billionaire cage fighters here on Getbig don't you?
i thought CEOs with movie star good looks and supreme genetic response to hormones
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: B_B_C on November 25, 2012, 03:50:43 PM
a very long time ago on a building site, never felt the need to do so again
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 03:57:06 PM
i thought CEOs with movie star good looks and supreme genetic response to hormones

And shitty gimmicks that ask questions about fist fighting like they're still 12 years old.   ::)
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: haider on November 25, 2012, 03:59:36 PM
Like 8th grade. Almost got in a few fights in highschool but no all out brawl. And you guys say muslims arent peaceful   >:(
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: WOOO on November 25, 2012, 04:00:25 PM
boom
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 04:01:23 PM
Black people always set off their own fucking car alarms....
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Shockwave on November 25, 2012, 04:01:26 PM
I always got beaten up.....








But that may have had something to do with the fact that I was the sparring partner punching bag for competitive (amateur) fighters.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Lord Humungous on November 25, 2012, 04:07:17 PM
Saturday at the Pitt Rutgers game, I felt like a tool afterwords but it wasnt my fault
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 04:14:34 PM
Slapped Mike Tyson around and stole his tiger.

True story eh! Beyonce was with me, I was ass banging her in the limo on the way over to Mike's house.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Raymondo on November 25, 2012, 04:25:21 PM
Slapped Mike Tyson around and stole his tiger.

True story eh! Beyonce was with me, I was ass banging her in the limo on the way over to Mike's house.

I ran into this punk when I was in Amsterdam... I was waiting to buy some fine ganja when this huge dark guy comes into the shop and jumps the queue going straight to the front. I scream out "Hey Sambo get in fucking line!". The behemoth heard me and was stunned for a moment. Apparently noone had talked to him like that for ages. Then he walks up to me and goes "What you say whitebread?" with a low almost guttural voice. I says, "You're not buying shit before I'm done. I was here before you". The guy pulls his arm back like he's going to hit me- I give him a quick back slap across the mug which knocks him out cold. His eyes roll back in his head and everything.

Then his brother comes into the shop and starts kicking up a racket: "You knocked out Alistair! You bastard! He's got a fight next month, his first in a year!"

I told him to get his brother and piss off before I fuck him up, too.

At the time I didn't know who the guy was.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: magikusar on November 25, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
2011 guy walked up to car and window as I was ordering mcdonalds 3am in drivethru

mcdonalds closed at 3 and I was last order and drunky was mad, plus they dont take walk thru at drive thru

i told him twice then got out n socked him when he wouldnt get away, then watched to make sure he didn't ding my car

I should keep a bat or a sig in the car

I am shopping for a sig now

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c35/scooter1942/IMG_0741.jpg)

if i lived in a homy area I would pack for sure, and perhaps use landmines, which I would vote to legalize along with personal tazers and bear spray
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: bike nut on November 25, 2012, 04:29:43 PM
I ran into this punk when I was in Amsterdam... I was waiting to buy some fine ganja when this huge dark guy comes into the shop and jumps the queue going straight to the front. I scream out "Hey Sambo get in fucking line!". The behemoth heard me and was stunned for a moment. Apparently noone had talked to him like that for ages. Then he walks up to me and goes "What you say whitebread?" with a low almost guttural voice. I says, "You're not buying shit before I'm done. I was here before you". The guy pulls his arm back like he's going to hit me- I give him a quick back slap across the mug which knocks him out cold. His eyes roll back in his head and everything.

Then his brother comes into the shop and starts kicking up a racket: "You knocked out Alistair! You bastard! He's got a fight next month, his first in a year!"

I told him to get his brother and piss off before I fuck him up, too.

At the time I didn't know who the guy was.


I feel ya broskie.....I accidently arm barred both Emeliananko brothers once not realizing they were just waving hello to me.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: MikMaq on November 25, 2012, 04:31:29 PM
1st grade a  bully came to my back yard, it ended with the village homo beating him over the back with a shovel.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on November 25, 2012, 04:47:47 PM
THE BEEF beat the hell out of THE BEEF'S dick just this morning.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 25, 2012, 04:51:13 PM
THE BEEF beat the hell out of THE BEEF'S dick just this morning.

THE BEEF


 :D



shit happens but if your finding yourself in 'fight circumstances' more than one in a great while. you are a dipshit
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: anabolichalo on November 26, 2012, 01:55:51 AM
a very long time ago on a bodybuilding site, never felt the need to do so again
how does that work
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: garebear on November 26, 2012, 01:58:28 AM
Just now.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: anabolichalo on November 26, 2012, 01:58:59 AM
Just now.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is with this "woooosh" crap all the time
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: _bruce_ on November 26, 2012, 02:19:31 AM
Kindergarten.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 26, 2012, 02:20:30 AM
Not since high school - where I only beat up bullies.

Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Donny on November 26, 2012, 02:25:45 AM
well the last time was last year.. as i wrote before i was an elected member of Celle Kreistag and the party i represent has an Office here for advice. Well a lot of people come in with problems with Landkreis Celle and the Job centre here, because the authorities here are corrupt to say the least. most are decent people but now and again comes an asshole. Well i was sitting with a couple of guys when an old man ran in shouting for help. A minute later came in a guy and he punched the old guy in the face. The old guy could not defend himself so i said to the guy( who is a guy we know and comes from a family known here for drugs,jail, violence) to get out. He moved over to me mouthing off and i saw his eyes move to a heavy glass ashtray on a table.. so it was clear he wanted to whack me on the head. I sprung up and punched him in the Solar plexus and grabbed him by the hair and threw him out the door. a few years ago i probably would have kicked his head in. The guy is now sitting in jail for double murder.. he killed 2 guys and cut ones throat ( true story ). This was only a couple of months ago.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 26, 2012, 03:01:25 AM
Been almost over 18 years ago.

Somehow i feel you mature a bit , get more patient and tolerant as you grow older.

or so i thought, until i got 35+

It does not matter what age you are, sure, the buttons may be harder to push now, but if they are pushed, there will be things.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Donny on November 26, 2012, 03:04:29 AM
Been almost over 18 years ago.

Somehow i feel you mature a bit , get more patient and tolerant as you grow older.

or so i thought, until i got 35+

It does not matter what age you are, sure, the buttons may be harder to push now, but if they are pushed, there will be things.
know what you mean.. but sometimes you have to react.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 26, 2012, 03:10:35 AM
A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Conker on November 26, 2012, 03:37:55 AM
Really feel like telling the story from a good while back now, was having a bit of verbals with some dude when he suddenly surprise headbutts me on the nose, so we exchange a few wild swings punches , then he slips and looses his footing i catch him with perfect right hook and he ends up on the deck , so i toe punt him in the face 4/5 times till he's asleep...but don't want to sound like a keyboard warrior so won't mention that incident.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 26, 2012, 03:45:09 AM
A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat

Damn, was hopin' for a real story and a very exciting conclusion there Bob! :D
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: anabolichalo on November 26, 2012, 04:58:13 AM
Been almost over 18 years ago.

Somehow i feel you mature a bit , get more patient and tolerant as you grow older.

or so i thought, until i got 35+

It does not matter what age you are, sure, the buttons may be harder to push now, but if they are pushed, there will be things.
so ur over 53?
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 26, 2012, 05:00:44 AM
so ur over 53?

No, but the last time it went to "fisticuffs" was abt 18 years ago.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: hench on November 26, 2012, 05:06:53 AM
please tell the story
a very long time ago on a building site, never felt the need to do so again
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2012, 07:31:14 AM
A couple months ago I am driving home and this guy in a maserati comes speeding up and nearly nicks my bumper trying to turn right at the corner that I just got to.  I turn behind him and flip him the bird, he then slows down and I was like "fuck yeah"  I was fuming, ready to kill this fucker.  I speed up behind him and wait for him to do something because I didn't want to rush his car not knowing if the fucker had a gun or something, he opens his door and steps out and I realize it is an NFL player that I recognize, I get out ready to throw down and he sees how big I am and just mutters that he doesn't have the time to waste , blah, blah , jumps back into his car and guns it.  What a fucking chicken shit.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: the trainer on November 26, 2012, 07:41:37 AM
for me it only happened once when i was 16, it was the greatest rush ever

felt like a million $$$

One of the good things about being tall big and muscular is that nobody picks a fight with you. now if you are a midget being big and muscular still wont help.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Donny on November 26, 2012, 08:03:45 AM
One of the good things about being tall big and muscular is that nobody picks a fight with you. now if you are a midget being big and muscular still wont help.
This made me laugh.. what a load of bollocks. ::)
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: _bruce_ on November 26, 2012, 08:09:48 AM
A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat

Bona fide Olympian.  8)
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2012, 08:10:15 AM
This made me laugh.. what a load of bollocks. ::)

the real question is has he ever served?
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Donny on November 26, 2012, 08:13:26 AM
the real question is has he ever served?
what´s up freak?
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: pedro01 on November 26, 2012, 09:09:12 AM
Closest I came was in 1998 when I threw a young Japanese guy off a train for masturbating.

Not really beating him up I guess but I did get a buzz out of it...
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 26, 2012, 09:22:50 AM
I ran into this punk when I was in Amsterdam... I was waiting to buy some fine ganja when this huge dark guy comes into the shop and jumps the queue going straight to the front. I scream out "Hey Sambo get in fucking line!". The behemoth heard me and was stunned for a moment. Apparently noone had talked to him like that for ages. Then he walks up to me and goes "What you say whitebread?" with a low almost guttural voice. I says, "You're not buying shit before I'm done. I was here before you". The guy pulls his arm back like he's going to hit me- I give him a quick back slap across the mug which knocks him out cold. His eyes roll back in his head and everything.

Then his brother comes into the shop and starts kicking up a racket: "You knocked out Alistair! You bastard! He's got a fight next month, his first in a year!"

I told him to get his brother and piss off before I fuck him up, too.

At the time I didn't know who the guy was.


Quit making shit up. Overeem does not smoke weed as he is being drug tested all the time now.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2012, 09:27:38 AM
Closest I came was in 1998 when I threw a young Japanese guy off a train for masturbating.

Not really beating him up I guess but I did get a buzz out of it...

The question was when was the last time you beat someone up, not BEAT SOMEONE OFF.
Title: Re: when was the last time you beat someone up
Post by: B_B_C on November 26, 2012, 11:50:09 AM
please tell the story

find your own building site : )