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Title: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 26, 2012, 07:38:59 PM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: CARTEL on November 26, 2012, 07:40:02 PM
Melanoma on the nutsack does not sound appealing.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Maddy on November 26, 2012, 07:40:10 PM


WOOO
are you
shaved
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 26, 2012, 07:41:47 PM

WOOO
are you
shaved

nah

nice soft coat of fur on everything... nutsack is safe

not circumcised so the knob is safe
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 26, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Used to tan but not sure about the cancer potential? Why risk it?
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Maddy on November 26, 2012, 07:42:34 PM


WOOO
you ruin
my fantasy
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: 240 is Back on November 26, 2012, 07:43:47 PM
get that spray tan.  Twice a week for 5 minutes.  
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 26, 2012, 07:44:16 PM
Used to tan but not sure about the cancer potential? Why risk it?

YOLO  :-\



WOOO
you ruin
my fantasy

maddy
you can pretend i'm shaved
if it gets you off
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 27, 2012, 05:00:03 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=449472.0;attach=493988;image)

She looks better without the tan effect.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: dj181 on November 27, 2012, 05:02:05 AM
She looks better without the tan effect.

yeah she does, and i was thinking bout doing the spray tan thing myself, but now i'm not so sure :-\
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 05:06:13 AM
She looks better without the tan effect.

she looks better with make up and photoshop

my butt is golden brown this morning
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Donny on November 27, 2012, 05:42:44 AM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on
Wooo... just do not over do it with the tanning. You come over in your posts as a good guy and not a brown beach boy... ;D
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: lovemonkey on November 27, 2012, 06:10:54 AM
Race traitor.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: the trainer on November 27, 2012, 06:31:11 AM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on

I thought you where proud to be white why are you trying to change your skin color.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: DerrickRigg on November 27, 2012, 06:34:13 AM
you can tan for 20 minutes once a week usually with no problems.

I've also had woman that spray tanned me down. The results were mixed - sometimes good, but sometimes sloppy.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 04:59:55 PM
Race is a false concept.

I'm proud to be me.

And don't worry Donny, I'm already a beach lover (Lake Ontario every weekend).
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2012, 07:07:16 PM
Split wood naked.  The reflection off the snow will bronze the undercarriage.  It's an old Inuit trick.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: claymore on November 27, 2012, 08:26:46 PM
One word...Peptide
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2012, 08:37:11 PM
.Tanned and jacked up mad. Caption 2:30.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Donny on November 28, 2012, 03:16:34 AM
Race is a false concept.

I'm proud to be me.

And don't worry Donny, I'm already a beach lover (Lake Ontario every weekend).
yeah Wooo you are a good guy.. i liked Canada and i know a couple of guys who settled down with Canadian Girls...i loved it in Calgary.. the strip bars, Beer jugs. My friend was pumpin a stripper and i got free shows from her friends. I even got a panty from one. I pinned it on my wall next to my bed back in Germany.. Med Hat was funny...the Girls all had fat arses.. we called it Alberta ass. I would love to live there and swim in the water, catch a fish, cook it and get chased by a Grizzly for my cardio. Remember Deanna Panting in IA Forum telling me she nearly got attacked by a Grizzly and she kept still and calm and it touched her but did not hurt her. Now that is a Brave woman.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 28, 2012, 04:56:09 AM
yeah Wooo you are a good guy.. i liked Canada and i know a couple of guys who settled down with Canadian Girls...i loved it in Calgary.. the strip bars, Beer jugs. My friend was pumpin a stripper and i got free shows from her friends. I even got a panty from one. I pinned it on my wall next to my bed back in Germany.. Med Hat was funny...the Girls all had fat arses.. we called it Alberta ass. I would love to live there and swim in the water, catch a fish, cook it and get chased by a Grizzly for my cardio. Remember Deanna Panting in IA Forum telling me she nearly got attacked by a Grizzly and she kept still and calm and it touched her but did not hurt her. Now that is a Brave woman.


i haven't lived in the country (outside of a major city) in years but that's where i grew up...

it's a big country
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: booty on November 28, 2012, 04:59:17 AM
There's talk that they are going to ban solariums in australia.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 28, 2012, 05:01:10 AM
There's talk that they are going to ban solariums in australia.


solariums or tanning beds  ???
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: robingraves on November 28, 2012, 05:02:35 AM
Best of luck to ya!
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: booty on November 28, 2012, 05:04:19 AM

solariums or tanning beds  ???
It's the same thing.  That's what we call them here. 
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 28, 2012, 05:20:22 AM
It's the same thing.  That's what we call them here. 

i solarium is a glass roof in a house

a lift is something you put in your shoes, not something that you take to the 3rd floor

a bonnet is an old lady's hat, not part of a car

a boot goes on your foot, again not part of a car

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/28/129065237665162396.jpg)
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: booty on November 28, 2012, 05:21:23 AM
i solarium is a glass roof in a house

a lift is something you put in your shoes, not something that you take to the 3rd floor

a bonnet is an old lady's hat, not part of a car

a boot goes on your foot, again not part of a car

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/28/129065237665162396.jpg)
It's "aussie" english.   :P
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: lulu on November 28, 2012, 10:39:30 AM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on

that's a good price
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Roger Bacon on November 28, 2012, 04:19:14 PM
i solarium is a glass roof in a house

It's a sun room. 
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Earl1972 on November 28, 2012, 04:26:09 PM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on


this is what girls do

don't ever call bodybuilding gay again

E
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 28, 2012, 06:56:23 PM

this is what girls do

don't ever call bodybuilding gay again

E


bodybuilding is gay
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Earl1972 on November 28, 2012, 08:16:03 PM

bodybuilding is gay

so are you

E
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Borracho on November 29, 2012, 12:55:04 AM
Unlimited for $7 every 2 weeks...

Not big on unnatural tanning but it does help me with the winter blas...

I've been going naked for the first time ever (always wore underwear before)...

No tan lines  8)

flame on

I thought you were chinese wu  :-\
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 04:47:40 PM
so are you

E

great comeback... sorry to ruin your fantasy


I thought you were chinese wu  :-\

negative... big fucking white guy... irish/french heritage
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Earl1972 on November 29, 2012, 07:29:57 PM
great comeback... sorry to ruin your fantasy


negative... big fucking white guy... irish/french heritage


no need for a "witty" comeback for a guy that willingly looks at bodybuilding threads only to call them gay

irish/ french with orange tanning bed skin, oh yeah what a dreamy fantasy...

E

Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 02:56:48 AM
no need for a "witty" comeback for a guy that willingly looks at bodybuilding threads only to call them gay

irish/ french with orange tanning bed skin, oh yeah what a dreamy fantasy...

E




not a spray tan champ...
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Borracho on November 30, 2012, 04:04:27 AM
no need for a "witty" comeback for a guy that willingly looks at bodybuilding threads only to call them gay

irish/ french with orange tanning bed skin, oh yeah what a dreamy fantasy...

E



Unfortunately "the sport" of bodybuilding is followed by many homosexuals so woo feels a need to distance himself from it and does so by calling it gay every chance he gets to. When you think about it what is more manly then taking off your fucking clothes and showing other males how big and muscular you are?? haha

But it's something very primal....the true meaning of masculinity!

Obviously the faggy boys are gonna drool over this since even most of them go after the more masculine queers right?

Who the hell cares what your sexual preference is these days anyways??...do you really feel offended if someone calls you gay?  

And hey woo....if you workout, worry about the kind of food you put into your body and care about the way you look (tan) than you bodybuild whether you like it or not. You don't compete but still bodybuild!


haha so outed.


Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: GoneAway on November 30, 2012, 04:13:42 AM
Keep us updated on the vanity adventures bro.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 04:20:55 AM
current status: beech nut brown
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: lulu on November 30, 2012, 04:22:40 AM
current status: beech nut brown

with white semi circles under your ass cheeks ?

lol
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Borracho on November 30, 2012, 04:25:26 AM
with white semi circles under your ass cheeks ?

lol

The stand up ones get everything...pricier but way better than the ones you lay down on.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: GoneAway on November 30, 2012, 04:32:34 AM
with white semi circles under your ass cheeks ?

lol

That's hot on a chick.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 04:47:33 AM
with white semi circles under your ass cheeks ?

lol


nah...

loving the stand up bed... i'm only up to 6 minutes every 2 days and i figure that it's probably going to be enough...

i have my wife rub me down with moisturizer nightly on the days when i tan (making it very heterosexual)

still wondering what this will do to my skin health overall... time will tell



as i've said before though, i'm not doing  this for aesthetic reasons... my primary reason is to avoid the winter blas

i normally spend a lot of time in the sun in the summer (especially this past summer) and in toronto there is a solid 6 month period where spending time outside uncovered is highly impractical
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: lulu on November 30, 2012, 04:53:21 AM

nah...

loving the stand up bed... i'm only up to 6 minutes every 2 days and i figure that it's probably going to be enough...

i have my wife rub me down with moisturizer nightly on the days when i tan (making it very heterosexual)

still wondering what this will do to my skin health overall... time will tell



as i've said before though, i'm not doing  this for aesthetic reasons... my primary reason is to avoid the winter blas

i normally spend a lot of time in the sun in the summer (especially this past summer) and in toronto there is a solid 6 month period where spending time outside uncovered is highly impractical

I have a co-worker that uses it for SAD , I dunno if it works ( she says it does ) or if it's in her head lol
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 04:55:04 AM
I have a co-worker that uses it for SAD , I dunno if it works ( she says it does ) or if it's in her head lol


absolutely could be (SAD is thought to be a hormonal imbalance right?) but isn't that the point?
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Borracho on November 30, 2012, 05:38:45 AM
I used to tan in the winter too and maybe it was all placebo effect but I did feel better. Probably better ways to go about it woo like vitamin d3 or whatever else is out there.

Tanning will age you miserably if you're naturally a pasty white colour. I'm a lighter olive skin tone and tan very nice but even I get freckels/sun spots from too much sun.

Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Rudee on November 30, 2012, 11:02:31 AM


Tanning will age you miserably if you're naturally a pasty white colour.


My best friends wife has been tanning three times a week for the past decade.  When him and his wife came by the house yesterday to drop off a christmas card and say hello, I couldn't help but notice how old looking her skin was getting.  Sure, she was as tanned as ever, but damn.. she was getting that "orange peel like" old lady skin. 
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
I'll stop before that stage...
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Post by: anabolichalo on November 30, 2012, 02:43:07 PM
whites look best white blacks look best black i says
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 04:36:26 PM
whites look best white blacks look best black i says


 ::)
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: Borracho on November 30, 2012, 06:13:07 PM
 

 ::)

???



(http://neianeia.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/marlon-and-shawn-wayans-amazing-makeup-in-white-chicks.jpg)

(http://www.musicals101.com/News/jolson.jpg)


(http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/6/blog_images/always-sunny-mac-fights-gay-marriage.jpg)(http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/tv_impact/photo/9041337-large.jpg)
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: WOOO on December 01, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
All of the above looked like shit before. Nothing change after. You know this.
Title: Re: So I've started tanning for a bit...
Post by: _bruce_ on December 01, 2012, 10:13:13 AM
White guilt is killing me  :D