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Title: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
So you walk up to her and say ______________________?

Bring your a-game fellas. Bitch boots over tights. About 5'1". Maybe 100lbs. Face is a solid 7.5
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 27, 2012, 05:20:35 PM
"hey there...um i have to say you are looking really nice" with a little seductive smile

then pause to see her reaction

"do you have a boyfriend or somethin?.....(pause to see her answer or continue), cause i didnt know if i could call you sometime or something maybe we could get dinner or something like that"

just say it like that , even use the "something" "sometime" "something" and "something" in that order
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Post by: Borracho on November 27, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=449574.0;attach=494075;image)

Hi there....are you a member of team noggin by any chance?
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Post by: Parker on November 27, 2012, 05:25:25 PM
What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
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Post by: Nails on November 27, 2012, 05:25:45 PM
She wears black , because it makes her look slim
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Post by: Knooger on November 27, 2012, 05:26:38 PM
"Your ass is flat, hope this helps."
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Post by: magikusar on November 27, 2012, 05:27:08 PM
What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?

amen

skinny with no tits is a 1 or 2 on the magikusar planet
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Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 06:03:46 PM
she was fake asian... 100% caucasian
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Post by: Palpatine Q on November 27, 2012, 06:10:03 PM
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 27, 2012, 06:13:20 PM
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

good line groink

the worst is not even saying anything
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Post by: BIG DUB on November 27, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

good start but lets clean it up a bit

" did you get my text?"

"excuse me?"

"I sent you a text", "you look beautiful today"

"?"

"My name is____ just being friendly"

now take it from there. be nice, don't be a wierdo and if she has a man oh well.
Title: Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
i was thinking something more honest like "can i mash my face into your asshole until your shit runs out of my nose?"
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Post by: Schmoff on November 27, 2012, 06:19:28 PM
just do a front double biceps
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Post by: Nirvana on November 27, 2012, 06:45:22 PM
"my papaw buys tape everyday."

she looks at you sexily

"what would you do if someone lifted up their arm and mashed potatoes came out."

she will now start to lick her lips

"my uncle is dead"

she will ask YOUR number

and the finisher: "uhhhh I gotta take a shit."
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2012, 06:49:01 PM
Universal asian opening line: Hello, Kitty.
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 27, 2012, 06:50:18 PM
"Excuse me, do you have any hot friends you could intro me to?  I'm new to town.  I'm looking for someone about your height, with a better body and face."
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Post by: Rhomboids on November 27, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
"how you doing foxy?". If you don't mind me asking, are you mixed? 
Not that I know.
You look like you have some () in you.
I dont think so.
Would've you like some? 

Stolen from that fag Dave Navarro
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Post by: cephissus on November 27, 2012, 07:05:54 PM
if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.

if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on November 27, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
Bottom line is if a girl is into you, just don't say anything horribly stupid and you'll be fine...and if you do, it better be funny as shit.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on November 27, 2012, 07:09:43 PM
if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.

if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.

exactly, she's probably just a nervous as you are if she is catching the vapors.
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Post by: Rhomboids on November 27, 2012, 07:11:06 PM
If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you. 

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Post by: Palpatine Q on November 27, 2012, 07:15:13 PM
If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you. 



you can still write poetry...poetry is timeless

"Baby, baby...you look so fine/

can I stick my cock in your behind?"

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Post by: tommywishbone on November 27, 2012, 07:16:31 PM
Very expensive boots and bag. Hit and steal the boots.
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Post by: Radical Plato on November 27, 2012, 07:18:23 PM
Looks like Shit! Hope this helps
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Post by: Internet Tough Guy on November 27, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
purse does not match shoes

would not hit
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2012, 07:42:16 PM
Hi.  Do.  You.  Speak.  Eng.  Glish? 

They love this.
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Post by: Borracho on November 27, 2012, 08:12:39 PM
"Hi...my name is ron avidan"
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Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 27, 2012, 08:17:00 PM
Bottom line is if a girl is into you, just don't say anything horribly stupid and you'll be fine...and if you do, it better be funny as shit.
Quoted for truth. 8)
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Post by: Trapper_Slapper on November 27, 2012, 08:29:43 PM
The key is to not let opportunity pass you by. My job calls for occasional trips to out of town and many times lands myself and coworkers in college towns. My buddies talk big game but would never approach women how I would whenever we were out and about. The key is confidence, give a few less fucks than the average male, and not sound like you need more practice having hypothetical conversations with youself in the bathroom mirror be fluid with whatever possible direction the conversation could go.

I gave up being the guy who always wondered "what if" at a house party at age 21, and never looked back...well except now because I'm married...but you know what I mean.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 27, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
Very expensive boots and bag. Hit and steal the boots.

dude, why did you save and repost her picture? what kind of boots are those?
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Post by: Maddy on November 27, 2012, 08:47:16 PM
you can still write poetry...poetry is timeless

"Baby, baby...you look so fine/

can I stick my cock in your behind?"



Groink
is that
how your
cellmate
woooed you
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Post by: Wiggs on November 27, 2012, 08:50:09 PM
How much?
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Post by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 09:27:45 PM
How much?


ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!   ;D
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Post by: CARTEL on November 27, 2012, 10:43:39 PM
My answer depends on whether she is waiting for the Bang Bus or a standard one.
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Post by: Mitch on November 28, 2012, 01:27:08 AM
sucky sucky ? :D
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Post by: Thick Nick on November 28, 2012, 01:59:24 AM
Is it ok to just take random pics of women in what ever third world country you live in woo?
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Post by: Spidey on November 28, 2012, 03:11:30 AM
take my shirt off, pants down, pull my boxers up my ass creek and show her my striated glutes
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Post by: garebear on November 28, 2012, 03:35:10 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's a little creepy to take cellphone pics of girls you don't know?


Title: Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
Post by: WOOO on November 28, 2012, 04:54:47 AM
Is it ok to just take random pics of women in what ever third world country you live in woo?

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little creepy to take cellphone pics of girls you don't know?

These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG

fuck yeah
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Post by: garebear on November 28, 2012, 04:56:18 AM
These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG

fuck yeah
;D
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Post by: Thick Nick on November 28, 2012, 04:56:44 AM
These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG

fuck yeah

Nice.
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Post by: Spidey on November 29, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG

fuck yeah

Thank you  :D
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Post by: mass243 on November 29, 2012, 01:52:21 AM

"50 euros ok?"

If I'm drunk: "80 euros ok?"
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Post by: claymore on November 29, 2012, 02:39:47 AM
Fuck all the small talk.....just take her !!!
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Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 04:04:42 AM
Fuck all the small talk.....just take her !!!

 ::)
















 ;D
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Post by: MAXX on November 29, 2012, 04:13:40 AM
me so hooony... me love you long time
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Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 04:29:51 AM
"me sucky sucky, me fucky fucky"

love that movie
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2012, 05:38:50 AM
They're not even slanty eyed.  They're just squinting at you because you're always putting on those broken English impersonations and then being awkwardly courteous around them.
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Post by: Necrosis on November 29, 2012, 06:14:01 AM
do those pants stretch because I shit in mine..... You see I have IBS and when I get excited i tend to poop a little, you are quite fetching and thus my anus is soaked, would you like to perform coitus?

something like that.
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Post by: phreak on November 29, 2012, 06:21:45 AM
"Eat something"
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Post by: the trainer on November 29, 2012, 07:44:29 AM
You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.
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Post by: The RedMeatKid on November 29, 2012, 07:48:03 AM
What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
Quiet. Let the guys with jobs talk.
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Post by: Man of Steel on November 29, 2012, 08:19:22 AM
"Ever seen arms like this on a white man?  Wanna get an egg white omelet, side of broccoli and a gallon of water?  You fart?"
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Post by: Natural Man on November 29, 2012, 09:40:26 AM
if you re single and actually are good looking and smart, confident enough, you simply stay in her view's range and attempt to catch her attention just standing or sitting there doing nothing. If you notice by some signals she sends that she's interested in you, then you know you have a chance and can then either go for it immediatly: "hi, do you want to drink a coffee with me" or if you re sure to meet her later and regularly at the same spot you can wait a little longer before attacking. Maybe you ll learn more about her looking at her from a distance for a while. Make absolutely sure you dont give a fuck about her. You can even stalk her a bit as long as you re not too invasive.

As simple as that you cock breaths. If you want something just go for it , if prepared carefully you ll have a clear answer immediately. Once contact is made it's another chapter.

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Post by: Natural Man on November 29, 2012, 09:44:36 AM
"Eat something"
are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".
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Post by: Agnostic007 on November 29, 2012, 12:55:29 PM
Asian women fall into 2 categories. They either will date non asians or they won't. If she is the latter, there is nothing short of "I have my helicopter waiting rooftop, want to skip the bus ride today?" that will work. If she does date non asians, then the classic "I may not look it, but I can run really fast" line from Seinfeld never fails..   
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Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 04:46:07 PM
You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.

nice way to become her gay male friend
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 29, 2012, 04:48:38 PM
nice way to become her gay male friend

You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.
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Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.


um

any hetero man knows they goal is either to plant his seed inside her or have her come home, clean the house, lick his sack and then get the fuck out...

any hetero man would instantly recognize these facts
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 29, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
You---Hello Bishoujo. I met your father years ago during a Naicho assignment

Her---My fathers been dead for years

You---Yes I know. I killed him. Take my number. They're watching us.


Leave quickly
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Post by: WOOO on November 29, 2012, 06:53:18 PM
i could just have shown her this topic as a conversation starter i suppose
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Post by: rusty kuntz on November 29, 2012, 06:54:11 PM
"do you even lift?"
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Post by: phreak on November 30, 2012, 12:24:48 AM
are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".
Yes I am. That is, however, not germane to the subject at hand. Any woman without curves is too skinny. It is in their genetic makeup to be curvaceous, so this one is clearly defective.
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Post by: Parker on November 30, 2012, 12:44:01 AM
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/hand-clapping-smiley-emoticon.gif)
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Post by: GoneAway on November 30, 2012, 01:11:34 AM
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

x3!

Women are the ultimate giver of signs. Everything is a sign of whether they like you or not.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on November 30, 2012, 01:19:16 AM
"Eat something"
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on November 30, 2012, 01:20:33 AM
Is that you GH15?
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Post by: d0nny2600 on November 30, 2012, 03:59:45 AM
Just give her the romantic left hook of peace and she is all yours
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 30, 2012, 07:43:11 AM
walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"
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Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 02:41:00 PM
walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"

Nice