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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: WOOO on November 27, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
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So you walk up to her and say ______________________?
Bring your a-game fellas. Bitch boots over tights. About 5'1". Maybe 100lbs. Face is a solid 7.5
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"hey there...um i have to say you are looking really nice" with a little seductive smile
then pause to see her reaction
"do you have a boyfriend or somethin?.....(pause to see her answer or continue), cause i didnt know if i could call you sometime or something maybe we could get dinner or something like that"
just say it like that , even use the "something" "sometime" "something" and "something" in that order
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Hi there....are you a member of team noggin by any chance?
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What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
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She wears black , because it makes her look slim
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"Your ass is flat, hope this helps."
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What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
amen
skinny with no tits is a 1 or 2 on the magikusar planet
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she was fake asian... 100% caucasian
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that's easy.
"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"
throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
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that's easy.
"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"
throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
good line groink
the worst is not even saying anything
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that's easy.
"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"
throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
good start but lets clean it up a bit
" did you get my text?"
"excuse me?"
"I sent you a text", "you look beautiful today"
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"My name is____ just being friendly"
now take it from there. be nice, don't be a wierdo and if she has a man oh well.
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i was thinking something more honest like "can i mash my face into your asshole until your shit runs out of my nose?"
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just do a front double biceps
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"my papaw buys tape everyday."
she looks at you sexily
"what would you do if someone lifted up their arm and mashed potatoes came out."
she will now start to lick her lips
"my uncle is dead"
she will ask YOUR number
and the finisher: "uhhhh I gotta take a shit."
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Universal asian opening line: Hello, Kitty.
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"Excuse me, do you have any hot friends you could intro me to? I'm new to town. I'm looking for someone about your height, with a better body and face."
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"how you doing foxy?". If you don't mind me asking, are you mixed?
Not that I know.
You look like you have some () in you.
I dont think so.
Would've you like some?
Stolen from that fag Dave Navarro
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if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.
if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.
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Bottom line is if a girl is into you, just don't say anything horribly stupid and you'll be fine...and if you do, it better be funny as shit.
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if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.
if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.
exactly, she's probably just a nervous as you are if she is catching the vapors.
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If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you.
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If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you.
you can still write poetry...poetry is timeless
"Baby, baby...you look so fine/
can I stick my cock in your behind?"
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Very expensive boots and bag. Hit and steal the boots.
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Looks like Shit! Hope this helps
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purse does not match shoes
would not hit
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Hi. Do. You. Speak. Eng. Glish?
They love this.
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"Hi...my name is ron avidan"
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Bottom line is if a girl is into you, just don't say anything horribly stupid and you'll be fine...and if you do, it better be funny as shit.
Quoted for truth. 8)
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The key is to not let opportunity pass you by. My job calls for occasional trips to out of town and many times lands myself and coworkers in college towns. My buddies talk big game but would never approach women how I would whenever we were out and about. The key is confidence, give a few less fucks than the average male, and
not sound like you need more practice having hypothetical conversations with youself in the bathroom mirror be fluid with whatever possible direction the conversation could go.
I gave up being the guy who always wondered "what if" at a house party at age 21, and never looked back...well except now because I'm married...but you know what I mean.
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Very expensive boots and bag. Hit and steal the boots.
dude, why did you save and repost her picture? what kind of boots are those?
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you can still write poetry...poetry is timeless
"Baby, baby...you look so fine/
can I stick my cock in your behind?"
Groink
is that
how your
cellmate
woooed you
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How much?
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How much?
ladies and gentlemen we have a winner! ;D
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My answer depends on whether she is waiting for the Bang Bus or a standard one.
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sucky sucky ? :D
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Is it ok to just take random pics of women in what ever third world country you live in woo?
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take my shirt off, pants down, pull my boxers up my ass creek and show her my striated glutes
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Am I the only one who thinks it's a little creepy to take cellphone pics of girls you don't know?
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Is it ok to just take random pics of women in what ever third world country you live in woo?
Am I the only one who thinks it's a little creepy to take cellphone pics of girls you don't know?
These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG
fuck yeah
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These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG
fuck yeah
;D
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These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG
fuck yeah
Nice.
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These are the sacrifices I make for GETBIG
fuck yeah
Thank you :D
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"50 euros ok?"
If I'm drunk: "80 euros ok?"
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Fuck all the small talk.....just take her !!!
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Fuck all the small talk.....just take her !!!
::)
;D
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me so hooony... me love you long time
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"me sucky sucky, me fucky fucky"
love that movie
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They're not even slanty eyed. They're just squinting at you because you're always putting on those broken English impersonations and then being awkwardly courteous around them.
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do those pants stretch because I shit in mine..... You see I have IBS and when I get excited i tend to poop a little, you are quite fetching and thus my anus is soaked, would you like to perform coitus?
something like that.
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"Eat something"
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You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.
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What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
Quiet. Let the guys with jobs talk.
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"Ever seen arms like this on a white man? Wanna get an egg white omelet, side of broccoli and a gallon of water? You fart?"
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if you re single and actually are good looking and smart, confident enough, you simply stay in her view's range and attempt to catch her attention just standing or sitting there doing nothing. If you notice by some signals she sends that she's interested in you, then you know you have a chance and can then either go for it immediatly: "hi, do you want to drink a coffee with me" or if you re sure to meet her later and regularly at the same spot you can wait a little longer before attacking. Maybe you ll learn more about her looking at her from a distance for a while. Make absolutely sure you dont give a fuck about her. You can even stalk her a bit as long as you re not too invasive.
As simple as that you cock breaths. If you want something just go for it , if prepared carefully you ll have a clear answer immediately. Once contact is made it's another chapter.
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"Eat something"
are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".
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Asian women fall into 2 categories. They either will date non asians or they won't. If she is the latter, there is nothing short of "I have my helicopter waiting rooftop, want to skip the bus ride today?" that will work. If she does date non asians, then the classic "I may not look it, but I can run really fast" line from Seinfeld never fails..
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You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.
nice way to become her gay male friend
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nice way to become her gay male friend
You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.
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You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.
um
any hetero man knows they goal is either to plant his seed inside her or have her come home, clean the house, lick his sack and then get the fuck out...
any hetero man would instantly recognize these facts
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You---Hello Bishoujo. I met your father years ago during a Naicho assignment
Her---My fathers been dead for years
You---Yes I know. I killed him. Take my number. They're watching us.
Leave quickly
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i could just have shown her this topic as a conversation starter i suppose
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"do you even lift?"
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are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".
Yes I am. That is, however, not germane to the subject at hand. Any woman without curves is too skinny. It is in their genetic makeup to be curvaceous, so this one is clearly defective.
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that's easy.
"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"
throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
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that's easy.
"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"
throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't
x3!
Women are the ultimate giver of signs. Everything is a sign of whether they like you or not.
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"Eat something"
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Is that you GH15?
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Just give her the romantic left hook of peace and she is all yours
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walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"
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walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"
Nice