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Title: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
But then I told them I had 'ground game' and they all got scared and ran off
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2012, 02:07:25 PM
Awesome "YourAverageCumRag" type thread here, Army of Buttcum.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Awesome "YourAverageCumRag" type thread here, Army of Buttcum.

are you suggesting large groups of men commonly involved in street fights have no fear of such dangerous dark arts, Cankles?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: anabolichalo on November 30, 2012, 02:17:37 PM
mike tyson wud fuck u till u love him homo
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:18:41 PM
mike tyson wud fuck u till u love him homo

No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: anabolichalo on November 30, 2012, 02:21:33 PM
No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight
yes because street fight is 99% "ground fighting"  :D
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 30, 2012, 02:23:33 PM
I just stepped to 5 guys...











And ordered a burger and fries.  ::)
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Knooger on November 30, 2012, 02:24:39 PM


Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Nicademus on November 30, 2012, 02:27:10 PM
If they were smart they would have let you utilize your "ground game" on one guy.  Then the other 3 could have started whoopin' that ass.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 30, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
Just throw them a basketball. You'll be fine
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 04:25:27 PM
If they were smart they would have let you utilize your "ground game" on one guy.  Then the other 3 could have started whoopin' that ass.

BS, ground game has no weaknesses, when your head is buried between your opponents legs its impossible to be knocked out by other foes
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Metabolic on November 30, 2012, 04:26:29 PM
By "ground game" do you mean that you know lots of varied and entertaining ways of having sexual intercourse with men?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: magikusar on November 30, 2012, 04:28:58 PM
lol

 ;D

did you show them your war face?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 30, 2012, 04:29:53 PM
By "ground game" do you mean that you know lots of varied and entertaining ways of having sexual intercourse with men?

Yes clearly his ground game involves knee pads and a lot of semen slurping.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 04:31:03 PM
lol

 ;D

did you show them your war face?

No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

(http://www4.slikomat.com/09/0906/e52-animal.jpg)
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: WOOO on November 30, 2012, 04:35:39 PM
No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

(http://www4.slikomat.com/09/0906/e52-animal.jpg)


hahahahahaha
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: tacobender on November 30, 2012, 04:48:31 PM
But then I told them I had 'ground game' and they all got scared and ran off GOT CRACKED AND JUST NOW WOKE UP
FIXED
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: chaos on November 30, 2012, 04:52:29 PM
are you suggesting large groups of men commonly involved in street fights have no fear of such dangerous dark arts, Cankles?
Not on getbig where everyone is a fight expert, I would never.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 30, 2012, 04:56:07 PM
In all fairness about Tyson, if you could poke him in the eyes before he has a chance to do anything, I think he would crumble. The Hierarchy has already feed him a bunch of drugs to use him to pussy down America. I think Tyson probably cry if you kicked him as hard as you could in the balls.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 30, 2012, 04:56:43 PM
In all fairness about Tyson, if you could poke him in the eyes before he has a chance to do anything, I think he would crumble. The Hierarchy has already feed him a bunch of drugs to use him to pussy down America. I think Tyson probably cry if you kicked him as hard as you could in the balls.

But young reptilian Tyson would have laughed in your face.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 01, 2012, 05:13:35 AM
No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

(http://www4.slikomat.com/09/0906/e52-animal.jpg)

You know that this guy is skilled in the arts of "fisticuffs" looking like that. The tattoo and armpose says it all.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: MikMaq on December 01, 2012, 05:27:57 AM
Just throw them a basketball. You'll be fine
Are you trying to suggest that your more likely to get jumped by a pack of inner city kids, And that suburban kids don't pull that shit?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 01, 2012, 05:36:30 AM
By "ground game" do you mean curling up on the ground in the fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: anabolichalo on December 01, 2012, 05:39:15 AM
Are you trying to suggest that your more likely to get jumped by a pack of inner city kids, And that suburban kids don't pull that shit?
suburban kids who want to go down the path of pointless violence tend to attack defenseless hobos
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: mdn250 on December 01, 2012, 07:45:26 AM
No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight

I love BJJ. I trained at Serra BJJ when I had a year off between finishing a project. My friend teaches there and is very very good on the ground. I really respect that art its so amazing how technical it is.

HOWEVER, I am sorry to say this, but half of the guys who spend their lives on the ground do not know there is something called a right cross,left hook,overhand right, or let alone a jab. There is a difference between BJJ and being an elite fighter who has his main backround in BJJ. Like Nogueria, Mir, Serra, Penn, Wanderlei, etc.

Remember how many guys would come into their first fight and get demolioshed? Then like Werdum they learned standup and did well.

Streetfights are not going to be in an octogan like UFC or ring like Pride. No -no strike- rule like ADCC or the other top BJJ competitions. You know?

Different outcome in almost every account. MMA, fight the guys 10 times 9 out of 10 to the better fighter. Put them in a parking lot and say kill each other...would you honestly bet all your money on someone because his BJJ skill?

MDN
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on December 01, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
You sound like a monster, have you ever fought in the octogan?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: chaos on December 01, 2012, 10:52:10 AM
Army of One are you saying the only the mdn123 has fought is his addiction to cock?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on December 01, 2012, 11:17:14 AM
Army of One are you saying the only the mdn123 has fought is his addiction to cock?

haha, yes chaos, What I am saying is that as a teen "mdn123" ran excitedly to tell his friend he had seen a picture on the internet of the sport he wanted to master, and when his friend looked at the picture and smiled approvingly, mdn123 told his friend he was looking at the wrong part of the screen, and that the sport he wanted to master was further down in the picture

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341478.0;attach=375203;image)
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 01, 2012, 11:21:20 AM
haha, yes chaos, What I am saying is that as a teen "mdn123" ran excitedly to tell his friend he had seen a picture on the internet of the sport he wanted to master, and when his friend looked at the picture and smiled approvingly, mdn123 told his friend he was looking at the wrong part of the screen, and that the sport he wanted to master was further down in the picture

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341478.0;attach=375203;image)

wow he's really driving his cock into that twinks ass effectively.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Army of One on December 01, 2012, 11:26:50 AM
wow he's really driving his cock into that twinks ass effectively.

(No homo?)
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 01, 2012, 11:28:01 AM
4 gays just stepped to me

Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 01, 2012, 11:28:18 AM
(No homo?)

but that takes all the zip out of it  ;D
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: tu_holmes on December 01, 2012, 11:33:32 AM
wow he's really driving his cock into that twinks ass effectively.

Outed. ;D
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 01, 2012, 11:34:37 AM
(No homo?)

Nothing homo with some deep-tissue massage, great workout  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: chaos on December 01, 2012, 11:34:57 AM
haha, yes chaos, What I am saying is that as a teen "mdn123" ran excitedly to tell his friend he had seen a picture on the internet of the sport he wanted to master, and when his friend looked at the picture and smiled approvingly, mdn123 told his friend he was looking at the wrong part of the screen, and that the sport he wanted to master was further down in the picture

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341478.0;attach=375203;image)
Are you saying mdn123 travels the world one dojo at a time always offering to be on bottom?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: mdn250 on December 01, 2012, 07:02:50 PM
You sound like a monster, have you ever fought in the octogan?

Me? Yes of course, after training for fun about one year out of my life I became a phenom. Guess an actual convo on this is not possible.

Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: mdn250 on December 01, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Those pictures are actually pretty funny.  Thank you.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 01, 2012, 07:16:15 PM
I didn't realize he was from New Zealand.

"Jamie"  hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha oh, brother  ::)    what a name

That's my line.

And hi Avesher.
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: Maddy on December 01, 2012, 08:58:56 PM
That's my line.

And hi Avesher.

Wrong
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 01, 2012, 11:06:02 PM
Wrong

you are tank tank?
Title: Re: 4 guys just stepped up to me..
Post by: anabolichalo on December 02, 2012, 01:06:39 AM
the only way you can defeat 4 guys is maybe with some sort of batton or a pistol