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Title: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: MikMaq on December 15, 2012, 08:39:18 AM
Meh you might just have a urinary track infection or some shit from the chick you were fucking. no worries though everyone gets something after a while, no one here admits it, but unless your fucking your palm, you got a descent chance of getting something. more than something like 25 percent of the population gets something, and considering it's impossible for alot of people to even have sex it's no surprise that you may got something.
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 15, 2012, 08:39:55 AM
You been banging a new chick? Could be an number of things. Go to urgent care. Get some meds. You'll be fine. Shit happens.

Oh and get circumcised, that's gross
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
just go to a walk in clinic... test is quick and easy... pills for a few days
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: DPump on December 15, 2012, 09:04:53 AM
The clap is ghonnorhea (sp).   It will burn when pee and ejaculate.     It won't smell bad but u will need to pee frequently and balls cd poss swell.    Need on shot of antibiotic like bactrim and good to go in few days to a week.   Good luck.   
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 09:06:31 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
Dirty...Dirty little Man...
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 09:16:21 AM

yeah my Mother died in 86...bet you were not around then,,,
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 09:19:00 AM
No but she came in 69.
bet it was your sister who gave you it.
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: sexpert on December 15, 2012, 09:31:30 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
stop beating your meat  ::)
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: MikMaq on December 15, 2012, 09:38:49 AM
just go to a walk in clinic... test is quick and easy... pills for a few days
Spoken from experience?
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 09:41:08 AM
Spoken from experience?

yessir...

twice
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 10:26:34 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
Was this prompted by a visit from William de la Touche Clancy?
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 11:18:54 AM
Was this prompted by a visit from William de la Touche Clancy?
Perhaps.... Or maybe because Helen is a fucking whore.
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: MikMaq on December 15, 2012, 11:21:05 AM
yessir...

twice
You ever hear of condoms?
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 11:30:30 AM
You ever hear of condoms?
Maybe he could borrow your expired ones, since they have never been used.  :D
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 15, 2012, 11:33:41 AM
Owned by Adam! :D
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: B_B_C on December 15, 2012, 12:10:11 PM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\

consult Dr Uberman the prolific PsycOnanist

alternatibly get your self to a std clinic
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: littledumbells on December 15, 2012, 12:25:05 PM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\

   just post this up on your FB page. your sure to get some good advice there. someone may even go so far as to suggest you go see a GD doctor
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: HTexan on December 15, 2012, 01:18:16 PM
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/13/63/84/0002136384000_500X500.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 01:22:38 PM
Mrs. Townsend won't let me see her again and i only use condoms on whores so in that case i might need them for your mom.
your a dick..
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: HTexan on December 15, 2012, 01:24:59 PM
your a dick..
Why are you getting piss off by at someone's gimmick tho? :-\
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: _bruce_ on December 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/13/63/84/0002136384000_500X500.jpg)

 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Big N on December 15, 2012, 01:30:38 PM
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/13/63/84/0002136384000_500X500.jpg)

 ;D

Lol
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 01:35:11 PM
Why are you getting piss off by at someone's gimmick tho? :-\
why does he keep saying i will fuck your Mom...? boring little Kunt
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 01:47:15 PM
why does he keep saying i will fuck your Mom...? boring little Kunt
Maybe because he is an experienced mother Fucker perhaps?
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Donny on December 15, 2012, 01:50:11 PM
Maybe because he is an experienced mother Fucker perhaps?
  ;D
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Marty Champions on December 15, 2012, 02:04:57 PM
no the clap hurts like a bitch like something clapped down on your dick blood will come out of your dick go to the doctor for a shot

this is about the only time you need a doctor
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: B R on December 15, 2012, 02:07:01 PM
Chop it off,it's the only way to be 100% sure.
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: B_B_C on December 15, 2012, 02:08:29 PM
no the clap hurts like a bitch like something clapped down on your dick blood will come out of your dick go to the doctor for a shot

this is about the only time you need a doctor

and did you go?
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Marty Champions on December 15, 2012, 02:17:11 PM
and did you go?
hell yeah the shot cured me they gave me antibiotics too but i didnt even need em
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: Primemuscle on December 15, 2012, 02:27:33 PM
You been banging a new chick? Could be an number of things. Go to urgent care. Get some meds. You'll be fine. Shit happens.

Oh and get circumcised, that's gross

Some folks like having all their parts intact and others, like me, wish the doctor hadn't performed the circumcision. It is what it is though.
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: viking1 on December 15, 2012, 02:30:26 PM

(http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx45/TheStigIsBig/blackguyclapping.gif)(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/13/63/84/0002136384000_500X500.jpg)
Title: Re: I think i may have the clap....
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 02:33:00 PM
no the clap hurts like a bitch like something clapped down on your dick blood will come out of your dick go to the doctor for a shot

this is about the only time you need a doctor
Stay away from them strippers Johnny, lest you want to end up xbox-less again!