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Title: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 02:48:01 PM
"As natural as chistina aguilera!"

"Just took a mean le bron"

"Thats gayer than primemuscle"

"Thats dumber than Woo"
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Archer77 on December 15, 2012, 02:56:06 PM
I just took a stinky Ayn rand.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
I have a perm.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
I have a perm.

"As thin as true adonis"
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 02:59:31 PM
I just took a stinky Ayn rand.

weak

get outa my thread
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:02:16 PM
Thar is gold in them thar hills.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 15, 2012, 03:02:25 PM
As original as magikusar
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Archer77 on December 15, 2012, 03:03:41 PM
weak

get outa my thread
I refuse
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 03:05:02 PM
what does it mean if a girl takes an ayn rand at your place? (no booty)
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:05:24 PM
Too Bad is a He-Man guy.

Wash yourself fool.  Only on the gentle cycle.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:09:08 PM
Are you going to use those extra paper clips?
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:10:59 PM
May I axe you a question?
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:11:54 PM
Why don`t you go try to sell your sob story to Barnes and Nobles.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:12:34 PM
You have only two choices and one of them is suicide.  Whats it gonna be?
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: mass243 on December 15, 2012, 03:16:21 PM


(http://bigrab.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pile-of-shit-on-the-road.jpg)
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: tbombz on December 15, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
like an ayn rand worshipper saying production needs to be owned by the government and autonomized, so all the products can be distributed.




from the thread entitled "robots to feed mankind" =



Well if the machines are made by government maybe everyone get some basics.

Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:19:41 PM
There doesn`t seem to be any Wangs listed.  Maybe you meant Dongs?
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:21:47 PM
Just ask Jason, he knows ALL there is to know about basting a turkey.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:24:07 PM
Parchment Paper. Check.
Eye liner. Check
Magic Markers. Check

2 Tickets to The Hobbit. Priceless.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:25:04 PM
There is a reason you have never seen a neutered Whale before.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:27:09 PM
While visiting his grandparents during the Holidays, Dave snuck out to grandpa`s wood shed and tried on the prosthetic penis that happened to be lying next to a stack of Boy`s Life magazines.  To be continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 15, 2012, 03:27:50 PM
Go ahead Nasser, suck it like you mean it.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 03:28:02 PM
is it true that booty let lee priest magikusar her?

on a related note: she did
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:29:57 PM
Dave was immediately aroused but he couldn`t explain why just yet.  Was it the smell of Pine and Aspen Aftershave that still lingered in the air. (grandpa must have just been there)  Or was it something else.  Something dark.  A secret...  To be continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:33:21 PM
Dave still didn`t know what to think just yet, it was too much to take in at once, this being the first time he was able to work up the courage to try on grandpa`s "sleeve".  Not knowing what to do next, Dave buried his head into the open tackle box that smelled of fresh rubber and drew in as much of the scent as he could.  He always liked the way grandpa smelled after a fishing trip.  To be continued....
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: MB_722 on December 15, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Brutal
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: MB_722 on December 15, 2012, 03:35:22 PM
Epic
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: MB_722 on December 15, 2012, 03:36:30 PM
Convict
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: mass243 on December 15, 2012, 03:37:01 PM

Fail
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:37:23 PM
Dave was suddenly aware of someone standing behind him as the smell of Pine and Rubber grew more intense in his now flared nostrils.  To be continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 03:37:49 PM
in the uncircumcized male, abeles accumulates under the foreskin.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
"Dave, is that you?", a hoarse voice called out.  Grandpa had been a Drill Sergeant during World War II and then a high school Football Coach following his service to the country.  His story is an American Story.  To be continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:50:08 PM
Dave immediately froze in fear.  He knew that voice. He knew it well. "Turn around so I can look at you, boy", grandpa grumbled. To be continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 03:50:40 PM
the head of his grandpa's unwashed penis was covered in abeles (this one is susceptible to multiple interpretations - all applicable).
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:52:25 PM
Dave could feel the sweat building on his forehead and between his legs.  He didn`t think he would be caught today.  Especially after Christmas Dinner...  To be Continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 15, 2012, 03:54:29 PM
Dave always "stuffed the turkey" in his own unusual, but sickeningly erotic way.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Tightskin on December 15, 2012, 03:55:09 PM
in the uncircumcized male, abeles accumulates under the foreskin.
smegmaebles ???
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 03:56:05 PM
"I`m only gonna tell you one more time to turn around, boy. Turn Around", muttered the grizzled old Drill Sergeant to Dave.  Dave closed his eyes and the sweat was now dripping off of his thighs onto the plywood floor beneath him.  Courage, Dave thought to himself, I need Grandpa`s courage.... To be Continued...
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 04:07:05 PM
smegmaebles ???

yep. also known as smugmabeles.
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 04:08:51 PM
like an ayn rand worshipper saying production needs to be owned by the government and autonomized, so all the products can be distributed.




from the thread entitled "robots to feed mankind" =


One can explore both ideas: private ownership of autoamted factories and free tade vs government owning automated factories and the calculation problem as described by hayek.

"as intellectual as tombz isn't"
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 04:10:05 PM
"as thin as true adonis" wow that really set him off
Title: Re: New sayings
Post by: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 04:25:53 PM
"is wiggs needed?"