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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on December 16, 2012, 03:40:55 AM
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Clay Gunkampff arrives at the University of California in his 1995 Honda Civic. He is wearing formal dress, which can however not hide his huge muscles from the gazes of others. He tries to think about the job interview, which he is here for, but some images are stuck in his mind. They were seen online and made by a user called Tito24. Clay did not really understand these images.
Clay walks strong, sturdy steps up to the entrance of the admissions office. As he walks in, he is greeted by a black man with a well-trimmed beard. This is the interviewer, for the secretary job, which he is here to apply for. In the interview, the black dean is quite dominant in his way of asking and talking. Sometimes, he also stares at Clay's arms and chest, which is a little uncomfortable for Clay.
After the interview, Clay drives home. The dean closes his door, opens a drawer and grabs a used, smelly, posing thong firmly. The dean sniffs the thong in a long and sensual enjoyment. Before putting down the thong, the dean looks up, and says to himself: "Bay likey".
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A+
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thanks dj181... I suddenly felt a glimpse of inspiration, when I woke up this morning. :D
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weak immitation :-\
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weak immitation :-\
let's see your story, spermataste..
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thanks dj181... I suddenly felt a glimpse of inspiration, when I woke up this morning. :D
no worries man, maybe i'll post up some of my romantic verses/lyrics in the near future lol
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It is nice that you are putting your thoughts into words. Funny is a pretty hard to come by DNA strand, from what I gather. I always give props and smile sincerely if the joke is good.
In your case it is forced, not particulary funny, half assed, etc etc.
Please, try again.
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It is nice that you are putting your thoughts into words. Funny is a pretty hard to come by DNA strand, from what I gather. I always give props and smile sincerely if the joke is good.
In your case it is forced, not particulary funny, half assed, etc etc.
Please, try again.
Will do. I agree, I don't have the best talent for writing.
Merry Christmas to you, Sebastian. :)
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weak immitation :-\
are you still sticking it to The Beak?
How did she react when she found out about you and Sergei (pronounced SirGay)?
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Clay Gunkampff arrives at the University of California in his 1995 Honda Civic. He is wearing formal dress, which can however not hide his huge muscles from the gazes of others. He tries to think about the job interview, which he is here for, but some images are stuck in his mind. They were seen online and made by a user called Tito24. Clay did not really understand these images.
Clay walks strong, sturdy steps up to the entrance of the admissions office. As he walks in, he is greeted by a black man with a well-trimmed beard. This is the interviewer, for the secretary job, which he is here to apply for. In the interview, the black dean is quite dominant in his way of asking and talking. Sometimes, he also stares at Clay's arms and chest, which is a little uncomfortable for Clay.
After the interview, Clay drives home. The dean closes his door, opens a drawer and grabs a used, smelly, posing thong firmly. The dean sniffs the thong in a long and sensual enjoyment. Before putting down the thong, the dean looks up, and says to himself: "Bay likey".
lol funniest thing i have read in ages!!!
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thanks, Stark. :)
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The last line one was the best, "Bay likey" :D
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Lol! Wasn't expecting that ending at all...this is coming from a skim/scan reader too.
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couldnt capture my attention to read more than a few words of the dreadful paragraph