Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:47:05 PM

Title: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:47:05 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: lovemonkey on December 20, 2012, 12:49:09 PM
Clean your fucking mirror you slob
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:50:29 PM
Clean your fucking mirror you slob

Lol
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:51:48 PM
Clean your fucking mirror you slob

Now your mother can make herself useful when Im not in her.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: njflex on December 20, 2012, 12:52:29 PM
IN REGARDS TO WHAT WIGGY,,,,YOU LOOK LIKE U MEAN BUISSNESS ...
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 20, 2012, 12:53:10 PM
Clean your fucking mirror you slob

I've been to black peoples houses (believe it or not).  They always smell the way my kitchen does when I'm rendering lard from salt pork.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on December 20, 2012, 12:54:16 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Sir Wigglesworth, WTF? Looks like a pair of atrophied balls deposited its meager contents upon your visage.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:54:55 PM
IN REGARDS TO WHAT WIGGY,,,,YOU LOOK LIKE U MEAN BUISSNESS ...

1000 yard stare of the coming spiritual enlightenment i am to receive in less than 24 hours.
Im ready to evolve. I can feel the early stages of awesomeness and its aweome.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 20, 2012, 12:55:38 PM
I always thought creepy white people were the only ones that set up these "artsy" self photographs.  

Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Stark on December 20, 2012, 12:55:54 PM
wiggs I remember when I bought you and your family of the "market" - hmm those were the days, you cried for a few days because I think I seperated you too soon from your mother, but after I gave you a nice warm spot in the kitchen to sleep you were alright :)

Remember"?
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Red Hook on December 20, 2012, 12:56:12 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

YEEEESSS...Agent 00 Wigginton is ready to duty.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 12:57:17 PM
Sir Wigglesworth, WTF? Looks like a pair of atrophied balls deposited its meager contents upon your visage.

My face cannot be with flaw so I made the mirror with flaw with my face appearing behind it. It makes the picture more interesting.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 01:00:35 PM
WTF WIGGS is that Jizz on your face  ??? ???

appears your holding back a romantical explosion in your mouth
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Mitch on December 20, 2012, 01:03:10 PM
Why is there semen around your mouth ?
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:04:15 PM
Lolzz
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: njflex on December 20, 2012, 01:04:29 PM
THAT STARE WILL CAUSE ANY WHITE/BLACK MAN RIGHT INTO A FOXHOLE.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Stark on December 20, 2012, 01:04:57 PM
THAT STARE WILL CAUSE ANY WHITE/BLACK MAN RIGHT INTO A FOXHOLE.

I'm not impressed...
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:05:33 PM
THAT STARE WILL CAUSE ANY WHITE/BLACK MAN RIGHT INTO A FOXHOLE.

Damn right.

They will make statues of me.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 20, 2012, 01:06:33 PM
Wiggs is a man who can do your taxes, than turn over the soil in your garden, and even suck your dick.

All the way good friend.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:07:02 PM
I'm not impressed...

I fuck as good as I look.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Stark on December 20, 2012, 01:07:38 PM
I fuck as good as I look.


SLURP  :-*  :P
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: True on December 20, 2012, 01:08:46 PM
Go back in your bunker and hide you fat fuck... ::)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:16:00 PM
Go back in your bunker and hide you fat fuck... ::)

Lol fat? Are you dreaming or are you reading getbig from 2010?

If I wanted, I could be better than Phil cause unlike him I have width. Heath's lucky I have better things to do.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 20, 2012, 01:18:40 PM
If I wanted, I could be better than Phil cause unlike him I have width.

...Not to mention girth, length and overall stamina.

"1"
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 20, 2012, 01:20:04 PM
...Not to mention girth, length and overall stamina.

"1"

Oh no.... you're naughty....
(pronounced with a slight lisp)


Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: TrueBB93 on December 20, 2012, 01:20:32 PM
wiggs I remember when I bought you and your family of the "market" - hmm those were the days, you cried for a few days because I think I seperated you too soon from your mother, but after I gave you a nice warm spot in the kitchen to sleep you were alright :)

Remember"?

HAHAHA  ;D good thing for the nice spot in the kitchen!
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 20, 2012, 01:23:46 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Holy fuck, the Sheriff is a...

 ;D
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Grape Ape on December 20, 2012, 01:24:34 PM
I can feel the early stages of awesomeness and its aweome.

If early stages of awesomeness already feel awesome, the advanced stages must be......?

Please keep us posted!
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: doriancutlerman on December 20, 2012, 01:25:40 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Do what you will with big Groink, but Megatron will crush you just like he did Optimus.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 01:25:52 PM
I've been to black peoples houses (believe it or not).  They always smell the way my kitchen does when I'm rendering lard from salt pork.
Strange isn`t it?  Kind of like the way socks smell after a hot run.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:27:36 PM
Im the IFBBs wet dream. I am anti Phil. Im smarter, better looking, better genetics, deeper voice, more well spoken. We couldnt come to terms of an agreement. I wanted 25 million annually as long as I compete in the O, and an automatic pro card but they could only go 24 so I told them to eat shit and come back when they are serious.

They lost out.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: lovemonkey on December 20, 2012, 01:30:00 PM
I'm really sorry you lost your job, Wiggs. Not trying to be a dick.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2012, 01:31:35 PM
By competing, I would make bodybuilding mainsteam. Only when Im competing.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Overload on December 20, 2012, 01:32:47 PM
Somebody fell off the wagon.

You look like an average bloated black man who took 20 pictures of himself to find the "right" stare.

Women do this, not men.


8)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 20, 2012, 01:33:19 PM
Proof that Kirby Puckett is not dead.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: doriancutlerman on December 20, 2012, 01:36:11 PM
Strange isn`t it?  Kind of like the way socks smell after a hot run.

Thomas Jefferson guessed that black folks smell as they do because they lose more water through perspiration than urinating.  But Crom help me, because I simply can't remember where he wrote that  >:(
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on December 20, 2012, 01:43:32 PM
By competing, I would make bodybuilding mainsteam. Only when Im competing.

Bodybuilding needs an urbane, witty, and debonair bon vivant to energize the masses and lead its charge in these troubled, knuckledragging times of grapefruit rapists and failed point guards.  
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 01:46:10 PM
Thomas Jefferson guessed that black folks smell as they do because they lose more water through perspiration than urinating.  But Crom help me, because I simply can't remember where he wrote that  >:(
Notes on the States of Virginia, Published in 1785.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 01:49:00 PM
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it. They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning.

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Archer77 on December 20, 2012, 01:52:49 PM
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which  A black, after hard labour through the day,
- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia

Must be talking about Sally Hemming.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: njflex on December 20, 2012, 02:16:15 PM
THAT STARE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN DENISE RICHARDS ALL MOIST AND DEWEY IN 'UNDERCOVER BROTHA'IF EDDIE GRIFFIN WASN'T THE STAR,,
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: TrueBB93 on December 20, 2012, 02:18:01 PM
Somebody fell off the wagon.

You look like an average bloated black man who took 20 pictures of himself to find the "right" stare.

Women do this, not men.


8)

Overload layin down the truth
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Marty Champions on December 20, 2012, 02:28:08 PM
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it. They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning.

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia
got damn this was too fuckin funny adonis lol
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: doriancutlerman on December 20, 2012, 02:34:28 PM
Notes on the States of Virginia, Published in 1785.

I thank you kindly, sir.  I've not read those since I was a wee junior in English undergrad at UNC Charlotte (circa ... Fall '99ish?  Dr. ... ah, hell.  I forget his name.  A cool Jewish fellow if memory serves).  

But somehow, I knew you'd know from whence those quotes came :) :D  

As brilliant as Jefferson was, I'm still on the fence about the idea that black folks primarily descended from one type of hominid while other ethnicities came from a different, if roughly contemporary, species.  
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Marty Champions on December 20, 2012, 02:35:33 PM
would be cool if wiggs grew out a proper flat top hair cut
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 02:42:29 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=452529.0;attach=496941;image)
(http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cee-lo-coat.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-IQgcq00t4/TyE3iiR-cdI/AAAAAAAAAVs/ttDOhDRxkdI/s1600/Alien_chestburster.jpg)
This is the only evolutionary path i see for you.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 03:03:58 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394690.0;attach=428273;image)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 03:05:23 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394690.0;attach=428273;image)
(http://assets.thehollywoodgossip.com/photos/full/cee-lo-green-on-the-red-carpet.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 03:08:04 PM
(http://cache.nebula.phx3.secureserver.net/obj/RTNFMTVGREYxNTg4NUY1MUFCMjY6NTAxZTBlNTgzMzg4YjJiNzQxYWUzYmQyZDcyNjc4OTM=?uid=2436b9c5-bc6b-47b7-a77a-8f6d76f14152)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 03:09:55 PM
(http://cache.nebula.phx3.secureserver.net/obj/RTNFMTVGREYxNTg4NUY1MUFCMjY6NTAxZTBlNTgzMzg4YjJiNzQxYWUzYmQyZDcyNjc4OTM=?uid=2436b9c5-bc6b-47b7-a77a-8f6d76f14152)
(http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/45/images/Aaron_Baker_photo168.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: arce1988 on December 20, 2012, 03:12:12 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 03:16:58 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4T6BNHIR8s0/Szq9WBVqR0I/AAAAAAAACQg/VjpxsyNdOWc/s320/jheri-curl.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 03:17:32 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xeqk8ZPAg9w/Ss4l_CvgQNI/AAAAAAAABTo/4ezPEeMg_Vg/s400/5.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 03:18:29 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4T6BNHIR8s0/Szq9WBVqR0I/AAAAAAAACQg/VjpxsyNdOWc/s320/jheri-curl.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g7TE13CWARc/R8giyfg0JJI/AAAAAAAABNQ/dCRNf7e4AlA/s400/cleveland-brown.png)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: cephissus on December 20, 2012, 03:20:21 PM
what caused wiggz to turn into the black tbombz?
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 03:20:27 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xeqk8ZPAg9w/Ss4l_CvgQNI/AAAAAAAABTo/4ezPEeMg_Vg/s400/5.jpg)
(http://mediajuicejoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/0905-pinky-next-friday-1.jpg?9d7bd4)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 03:21:34 PM
(http://mediajuicejoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/0905-pinky-next-friday-1.jpg?9d7bd4)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9geCvofwSHI/TjFrf9Zc-HI/AAAAAAAAAXE/ALLMdMWbrGY/s1600/1988-eriq-lasalle-jheri-curl-bhm-450a022009.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: NotSure on December 20, 2012, 03:21:39 PM
what caused wiggz to turn into the black tbombz?
He turned to Christ.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2012, 03:22:45 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=433214.0;attach=479275;image)
(http://djchillwill.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/06212194210_ken_amaro.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 20, 2012, 03:30:58 PM
Dirty mirrors FTW
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 03:42:10 PM
i didnt write the caption


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=232994.0;attach=272523;image)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: che on December 20, 2012, 05:21:06 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime
Haha ,reminds me of a young Dizzy Gillespie.




(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Gillespie_Dizzy.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xSycMDxK6oU/UB2_imSPQGI/AAAAAAAAA0k/gDLTMhnJik8/s1600/Dizzy+statue.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 20, 2012, 05:24:40 PM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/graphic/images/2012/November/25/E797_50B28CCE.jpg)

(http://cdn.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/01/ALO-107540.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: dr.chimps on December 20, 2012, 05:28:02 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime
Hehe. Less than awesome.     :-X
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: TrueGrit on December 20, 2012, 05:30:19 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2011/1109/boswell_sudan_0902.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 05:30:42 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Epic steel wool receding hairline, chipmunk cheeks and Section 8 apartment. Did I mention receding hairline?
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: orion on December 20, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
Wiggs, you're not going to do something crazy when the clock strikes 12, are you?  God, I hope he doesn't have access to any weaponry.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: haider on December 20, 2012, 05:55:15 PM
receding hairlines were never mentioned
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 06:11:49 PM
Dirty mirrors FTW

HUGE BEYOND FUCKING BELIEF >

reminds me...  ;)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: The Scott on December 20, 2012, 06:24:50 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=452529.0;attach=496941)

Lesbians, want to bear his children.  Homosexuals wish they could pull vagina like him...

He is...The most intredasting man in the world.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 06:25:45 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=452529.0;attach=496941)

Lesbians, want to bear his children.  Homosexuals wish they could pull vagina like him...

He is...The most intredasting man in the world.

 ;D

(http://applejack.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/135172081129.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Twaddle on December 20, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=433214.0;attach=479275;image)
(http://djchillwill.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/06212194210_ken_amaro.jpg)

(http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/5/6/The-Nutty-Professor-2-The-Klumps-01-4.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Maddy on December 20, 2012, 06:42:54 PM


Wiggs
should have titled
it the look
o the unemployed
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 20, 2012, 06:44:32 PM
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5158/balack.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: magikusar on December 20, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
are you a cornroll brother?

(did I say that right?)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: Nirvana on December 20, 2012, 06:47:40 PM
(http://ashy2classy.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/uncle-ruckus.jpg)
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: doison on December 20, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
What's in your cheeks?  Acorns? 

I think it's acorns
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 20, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

That move has definitely been occupied by numerous penises.
Title: Re: The look of awesome...
Post by: manuelsonn on December 21, 2012, 03:28:12 AM
god,, backfire thread of peace,, THIS IS GETBIG!